Chapter Ninety-Nine: Little Sage
The emperor looked at him for a long time, and wondered: "You are so kind?" What is the purpose, quickly explain it to me! ”
Fang Zheng said with a smile: "Your Majesty, I am your future son-in-law, my father-in-law has difficulties, who wipes his neck if his son-in-law doesn't wipe his neck, right?" ”
The emperor frowned and said, "Are you talking about human words?" Who told you to wipe your neck? Tell me, how much property do you plan to donate to the treasury? ”
Fang Zheng calculated in his heart, the one million taels sent by the prince, Young Master Ben would definitely not be so stupid, all of them were dedicated to the imperial court, of course the big head had to be kept for himself, so how much should be sent out?
After thinking for a while, Fang Zheng hesitated: "Weichen plans to offer ...... One hundred thousand taels, no, two hundred thousand taels of silver, how? Does the emperor think he is still satisfied? ”
The emperor stared at Fang Zheng with a smile and said: "It's really generous, there is a saying among the people, it is called 'nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief', I'm afraid this is not your own family property, right?" You have to tell me honestly, where did this money come from? The treasury will not collect anything from unknown sources. ”
Fang Zheng worshipped: "The emperor's eyes are really like a torch, in fact, this silver is...... It was given to Weichen by someone else, maybe he wanted to bribe Weichen. But Weichen has always been famous in the court officialdom for his 'uprightness, two sleeves and clean breeze', how can he accept these yellow and white filthy things and ruin Weichen's first name? Therefore, Weichen planned to send all of them to the treasury to relieve the emperor's urgency and show Weichen's innocence. ”
Before he knew the emperor's attitude, Fang Zheng didn't want to tell the prince for the time being, so as not to cause trouble for himself.
These words were extremely righteous and awe-inspiring, and the emperor looked at him in a daze when he heard this, and did not say a word for a long time, as if he was deeply shocked by Fang Zheng's shamelessness.
Fang Zheng saw that the emperor didn't react for a long time, and he was also worried in his heart, did Young Master Ben give too much? In case the emperor is happy and accustomed to collecting cash, and orders me to send him 200,000 taels every month, how can this be good? Young Master Ben is not his ATM. I just said that 50,000 taels would be fine, but buddy is still too young and impulsive......
In the imperial study, the two monarchs and ministers were silent.
After a long time, the emperor spoke, and said in a deep tone: "Fang Zheng,...... I have always wondered what kind of education a child like you from a wealthy family has received in the past eighteen years? Your father Fang Cunyi has inquired, in general, he is an honest businessman, and your mother Luo is also a decent woman, I wonder how they could teach you to be the kind of person you are now? ”
Fang Zheng was stunned when he heard this, did he praise me or hurt me?
The emperor continued: "...... Like you, a tricky and eccentric, flamboyant, profit-seeing, money-hungry villain, I tell you the truth, I haven't seen it for decades, you have opened my eyes! ”
Fang Zheng understood at this moment, the emperor was scolding me.
Fang Zheng said aggrievedly: "Your Majesty, I didn't recruit you to provoke you, Weichen kindly sent silver to the treasury, why did he scold you instead?" ”
The emperor sneered: "Kind? I'm afraid it may not be, right? Have you forgotten what I told you? Everything in the world, as long as I want to see and hear, don't want to mix it up! Hum! You can take the 200,000 taels home and spend it slowly, I want to see if you have the life to spend it! ”
Fang Zheng felt weak for a while when he heard this, did the old man of the emperor know something? No, you can't! The gift given to me by the crown prince is still hot, how can I let the emperor know so quickly?
Just as he was about to open his mouth to defend himself, the emperor said coldly: "Also, in the future, the ghost trick of saving eight and giving two away will be less played in front of me!" Accepted a bribe of 1 million taels and sent 200,000 taels out, do you think you are innocent? Hum! Immature! ”
Like a heavenly thunderbolt directly slashing the heavenly spirit cover, Fang Zheng's whole body suddenly became cold, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, hands and feet, and he was shocked in his heart: This ...... Is this still a human? How could he possibly know? Could it be that he planted a spy in my house?
As if he had seen through the thoughts in Fang Zheng's heart, the emperor said coldly: "Don't guess, I am not interested in inquiring into your family's affairs, but any action of the prince cannot escape my grasp, the prince looks up to you, one million taels, are you worth this number?" ”
It turns out that the crown prince has long been targeted by the emperor, strange, the prince is the prince of a country, why is the emperor staring at him if he has nothing to do? If you don't trust him, why canonize him as the crown prince? The royal family is too complicated, there are too many bullshit things, and it's better to be a folk.
Fang Zheng wiped his cold sweat and said with a smile: "Of course Weichen is not worth this amount, the prince is so polite, and Weichen is also ashamed." Maybe the prince sent the wrong person, right? ”
The emperor stared at him for a while and said, "In terms of shamelessness, there may be no one in this world who can compare to you." I ask you, what are you going to do with this million taels of silver? ”
Fang Zheng said without thinking: "Jiaogong!" All handed over! We don't want a tael of silver! The tone was firm and righteous.
At this time, if you don't know each other, your head is really a little dangerous, and Changping can't protect him.
The emperor seemed to smile: "Are you willing?" ”
Fang Zheng said: "A gentleman loves money and takes it in a good way." It's not something that is Weichen, if you take it as your own, then there is something wrong with Weichen's morality. Your Majesty, Weichen doesn't dare to boast of being a Derby saint, but Weichen should at least be a little saint, such ill-gotten wealth, Weichen will never dare to covet it, and it must be handed over to the treasury. ”
The emperor closed his eyes and sighed: "The treasury is now extremely difficult, and even the 200,000 taels of silver have to be scraped together, but as soon as he makes a move, it is 1 million taels, and he doesn't say that he is worried about it, alas, ......" The tone was full of loneliness and gloom.
Then the emperor opened his eyes, smiled and said to the other party: "Since he gave it to you, you can take it, I am the king of a country, how can I do that thing to rob the courtiers of their money?" It's just a cannibal, a matter of loyalty, you have accepted this money, but you have to be careful, don't do anything I don't want to see......" The emperor's last sentence seemed to have a deep meaning.
Fang Zheng's heart sank, this silver can't be sent, and he doesn't dare to spend it, it's very hot. The prince is really not a thing, look at what it has become to embarrass Lao Tzu.
Fang Zheng hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, Weichen is sincerely willing to send this silver to the treasury. Wechen is about to be your son-in-law, what is polite to your family, it's a big deal that when Wechen is in trouble in the future, you can borrow me a little more turnover, there are contacts, it seems that the family is close......"
The emperor frowned when he heard this, this kid spoke too presumptuously, what turnover, what there was in contact, the family and the country were not clear, it was just nonsense.
The emperor said in a deep voice: "There is no need to mention this matter, you can do it yourself." The most important thing at the moment is to negotiate with the Turks, and you must do this well, otherwise I will not spare you! ”
Fang Zheng said respectfully: "Weichen is here, and he wants to ask the emperor for specific matters, let's talk about what kind of situation can be regarded as taking advantage, and ask the emperor to make it clear." ”
The emperor frowned again when he heard this, the negotiation between countries has become a big matter in the eyes of this son, and he really doesn't know whether it is right or wrong to send him as a chief envoy.
"This time, the two Turkic khans sent envoys at the same time to form an alliance with our dynasty, and you can take advantage of the hostility between the two sides to make a big deal and mediate. As for our conditions, there are probably three points: First, compensation. Over the years, the Turks have waged countless wars against our Korea, plundering countless people, gold and silver, and they have to return them to me! As for how much they lose, it all depends on your performance. Second, cut the land. One hundred miles north of Xingqing Mansion, including the main peak of Helan Mountain, must be in the grasp of our Hua Dynasty. Third, the minister. Our Hua Dynasty is a **** country, and the foreign barbarian state must be a vassal to our Hua Dynasty, and the Hua Dynasty is orthodox. These three points are my bottom line. I know that the Turks are ferocious and warlike, arrogant, these three things are not easy to do, you do your best, I don't blame you for the slightest, but, in front of the Turks, don't weaken the national prestige of my Chinese Dynasty, otherwise I will really cut off your head, do you understand? ”
Fang Zheng only said yes, his brain kept running, among the three points, the first two points are quite easy, and the last point may be a little troublesome, the Turks will not easily agree to be vassals, this ...... You can only take one step at a time.
"The emperor is wise and far-sighted, and the micro-ministers worship the emperor so much that they throw themselves to the ground, and the emperor's brilliance shines as bright as the sun, and is as bright and flawless as the moon...... "Don't talk about it first, at present, it is serious to shoot the emperor's ass first."
"Okay, okay, your sycophants can't stand it." The emperor laughed.
Fang Zheng glanced at the emperor's face, and said carefully: "Your Majesty, if Weichen talks about one million taels of silver, then the matter of nineteen accounts is ......."
The emperor's smiling face suddenly collapsed when he heard this, his face was gloomy, and he gritted his teeth and said: "I am a word, if you talk about one million taels, one hundred thousand taels of which will be yours." ”
"If that Weichen can let them cede more land......" Although the emperor's expression was not good, Fang Zheng had to ask. Young Master Fang is a cross-century talent who pursues "more work and more rewards", and the salesman of the company in his previous life will give a commission no matter what order he receives, and the boss will give a commission, this truth should also be understood by the ancients, right?
Unexpectedly, Young Master Fang's words stabbed the hornet's nest, and the emperor was once again "furious", and said viciously: "Fang Zheng! You're so presumptuous! Do you really think I won't dare to kill you? ”
Fang Zheng was so frightened that he hurriedly shook his hand and said, "The emperor is angry, angry!" Weichen just asked casually, you just didn't say it to me, it's nothing, right? It's nothing to do, the minister has retired, long live my emperor, long live long live......"
"Get out! Hurry up! The emperor's voice was full of irrepressible anger.
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