Chapter 8: Burning the Qin and Cooking the Crane
"Who used to say that there are many warblers and swallows around the princes, and they can't miss it every day? Stand up, this prince promises not to kill him. ”
Beside the fish viewing pond in the imperial garden, Zhao Hongrun, the eighth prince of Great Wei, sighed faintly.
Don't blame him for being resentful in his heart, you must know that he was born in the Great Wei Palace for fourteen years, except for the period when he went to the harem to meet the concubine who was his adoptive mother, he could see a palace maid named Shui Lingling from afar, and the rest of the time, Zhao Hongrun couldn't see other people of the opposite sex at all.
Legend has it that the prince's life was served by a beautiful palace maid?
Ahh
Zhao Hongrun couldn't wait to spit on the face of the person who said this.
You must know that not to mention his Wenzhao Pavilion, even if it is another prince, there is no palace maid in their bedroom, this is the ancestral system of Great Wei.
Every day, he is either facing a group of little eunuchs with sharp throats, or facing a group of burly and sturdy Zongwei, which makes Zhao Hongrun worry about whether his aesthetic will change strangely from time to time over the years.
You must know that some little eunuchs are really handsome, and their skin is quite fair......
Phew!
Zhao Hongrun hurriedly drove that dangerous thought out of his head.
Everyone in the world says that the prince is good, but how do you know that the prince is also difficult. This sentence Zhao Hongrun is not said casually, you must know that the Great Wei court has implemented strict elite education for the prince in the past dynasties, and ordered that as long as the prince is over six years old, he must go to the palace to study, and he can afford it every day, and he will only get out of school at dusk.
But after eight full years, he couldn't stand it anymore.
In his eyes, this palace is simply a combination of a prison and a monk's temple, depressed, aggrieved, and boring, if he can, he would rather be a commoner than stay in such a place without freedom.
The only fun of Zhao Hongrun in these years is to look at those beautiful palace maids from a distance when he went to the harem to meet his adoptive mother and concubine, and nourished his eyes, otherwise his eyes would really be blinded by the group of handsome little eunuchs and the five big and three thick guards.
It's a pity that even if he is a prince, even those palace maids who are smart and spirited are actually eager to serve in their hearts, but the Great Wei court has an ancestral system, and it is strictly forbidden for the palace maids to contact any prince who has not left the cabinet.
Therefore, no palace maid in the palace dared to approach a prince like Zhao Hongrun, who had not yet left the palace, at most they looked curiously at a distance for a few moments, but fled in panic, for fear of being seen by other palace maids or eunuchs.
"What kind of day is this Nima!"
With a long sigh, Zhao Hongrun flipped the grilled fish in his hand in the bonfire.
Hey? Where did the bonfire come from in the palace?
That's a good question.
Just as Yu Ziqi reminded the Emperor of Great Wei that Zhao Hongrun, the eighth prince, is not a master who will be willing to suffer.
After eight years of hard work, I finally waited for the opportunity to leave the cabinet in advance, how could Zhao Hongrun let it go?
The so-called knowing son Mo Ruo's father, although Zhao Yuanxi and Zhao Hongrun did not have much contact, but they were father and son after all, and Zhao Hongrun's temperament was almost understood by the emperor of Dawei.
Yes, Zhao Hongrun has already thought about it, once he leaves the palace, he will definitely not stay in the palace again, and from then on, it will be the fish returning to the sea and the tiger returning to the mountain, and the sky is high and the emperor is far away. At that time, you can go wherever you want, and you can play whatever you want. This is in line with the word "free"!
But who would have thought that as the father of the dignified Emperor of Wei, he would renegade his promise and not allow Zhao Hongrun to leave the cabinet, and even sent a group of Praetorian Guards to change Zhao Hongrun's Xiaoyao Pavilion back to Wenzhao Pavilion.
Maybe the original intention of the Great Wei Tianzi was to admonish his son, but in the eyes of Zhao Hongrun, this matter undoubtedly became a provocation.
War is coming!
The Son of Heaven is the first day of junior high school, and the prince is the fifteenth, it depends on who can't bear it first!
The grilled fish in his hand gradually emitted an attractive fragrance under the roasting of the bonfire, Zhao Hongrun sniffed it with his nose, and his face showed a look of intoxication.
"Would you like to taste His Highness's craftsmanship?" Zhao Hongrun asked Shen Yu, the sect guard beside him.
"No, no, Your Highness, you should keep it......" Shen Yu swallowed his saliva and said sneeringly.
Shen Yu This is not polite, the key lies in the origin of the grilled fish in Zhao Hongrun's hand.
That is the golden carp, also called the golden scale tail fish, is the local tribute to the emperor of the Great Wei, stored in the imperial garden of the fish pond, is one of the favorite ornamental objects of the emperor of the Great Wei Dynasty. In the huge palace, no one has ever dared to do anything about it, but today, the bold Eighth Emperor Zhao Hongrun ordered his subordinate Zong Wei to capture it from the pool and barbecue it by the pool in a grand manner.
The golden scale tail, the most valuable tail fish in the world, the emperor's tribute, he didn't dare to say anything to Shen Yu if he had ten dares.
couldn't bear to watch this most precious fish in the world being chewed in Zhao Hongrun's mouth, Shen Yu hurriedly lowered his head, and inevitably saw the bonfire again.
The bonfire, made of split bamboo stems, crackled and burned, emitting an incredible fragrance.
Incredible?
No, no, no, that's rightfully so!
This is because it is the two most valuable bamboos that are planted in the Imperial Garden. The purple bamboo stem is the famous purple bamboo, and the black spots on the bamboo stem are the famous tear bamboos in the world, all of which are one of the favorite ornaments of the Great Wei Emperor.
"Hey, you guys, hurry up."
After devouring a golden carp, Zhao Hongrun casually threw the fish bone on the ground, and said to the Zongwei who was fishing by the pond in the distance: "Speed up and strive to catch all the fish in the pond before my father's inquiry arrives." ”
Those Zong Wei, who were fishing, almost fell into the pond when they heard this.
"Your Highness, isn't it too much?" Mu Qing walked to Zhao Hongrun's side with a fish basket, and persuaded with a sneering expression: "Your Majesty is your biological father, you are Your Majesty's son, in case of stiffness, this ......"
"What's wrong?" Zhao Hongrun glanced at Zongwei Mu Qing, and snorted: "He took off the plaque of my Xiaoyao Pavilion, this is the next battle book!" You let this prince pretend that nothing happened? I tell you, no way! Unless he allows me to leave the cabinet, this war will not end! ”
The Zongwei looked at each other and sighed silently: "Accept your fate, it is not good for us to have such a princely highness."
"Come on, come on, I've roasted all the fish I caught, and I won't hide a single one!"
Zhao Hongrun beckoned all the Zongwei to grill the fish, although the Zongwei knew very well that stealing the fish in the fish viewing pond of the palace was a serious crime, but they were helpless, who called them the Zongwei of His Royal Highness the prince.
These people were roasting fish in a grand manner here, and the eunuchs who had already passed by were horrified and hurriedly reported the matter to the Hanging Arch Hall.
At this time, Zhao Yuanxi, the emperor of the Great Wei Dynasty, was reviewing the chapter folds with the three Chinese book ministers in the hall, when he suddenly saw a middle-aged eunuch hurriedly break in, bowed to the ground and exclaimed: "Your Majesty, the big thing is not good!" ”
"How?" Zhao Yuanxi was slightly startled, and subconsciously thought that something big had happened.
I saw the eunuch panting and said, "Eighth Highness, it's Eighth Highness......"
"Speak slowly. What the hell is going on. What happened to His Highness Eight? ”
As soon as he heard that it was about the eighth prince Zhao Hongrun, Zhao Yuanxi suddenly understood a little in his heart.
In fact, this Great Wei Tianzi also guessed that his son would definitely not give up, and something would definitely happen, but I am afraid that he never expected that he would have the courage to kill his favorite golden scale tail in the fish viewing pond.
"His Royal Highness the Eighth, next to the fish viewing pond in the Imperial Garden, grilled fish and eats ......"
"Oh."
This is nothing, Zhao Yuanxi's tense nerves relaxed again, and he said in his heart What is the fuss about grilling a fish? That kid is angry now, as long as he doesn't set the garden on fire, I'll let him go.
After thinking like this, Zhao Yuanxi was about to continue to approve the chapter fold, but suddenly his heart sank for no reason, and he slowly turned his head to the eunuch.
He ...... What kind of fish is grilled? ”
"Golden-scaled tail!" The eunuch said eagerly.
Da Wei Tianzi gasped, and suddenly felt that the green tendons in front of his forehead were tense: "Roast...... How many strips were baked? ”
The eunuch hesitated, lowered his head and said, "Fish bones are everywhere." ”
Da Wei Tianzi's heart suddenly became half cold.
"This rebel...... It's so ruthless! Unexpectedly...... To vent your anger with my favorite golden scales?'
Zhao Yuanxi felt a heart-wrenching contraction in his heart, where could he still take care of the approval chapter, hurriedly put down the pen, and walked towards the imperial garden.
The three ministers of Zhongshu and the great eunuch Tong Xian glanced at each other, and they all knew that something was wrong, so they hurriedly followed.
Hurriedly rushed to the fish viewing pond in the imperial garden, and the emperor of Great Wei really saw his stubborn son grilling fish by the pond in a grand manner.
Looking at the fish bones everywhere, the Great Wei Tianzi was so distressed that he almost vomited blood.
But when the gaze of the Great Wei Heavenly Son swept over the bonfire, he suddenly felt that his eyes were dark.
"What a rebel! What a rebel! …… It's vicious!'
The Son of Heaven of Great Wei was dripping blood in his heart, but after all, he was the Son of Heaven of Great Wei, and it was impossible for him to ignore the number of etiquette left by his ancestors, and directly rush up to slap his disobedient son twice.
So, he walked up with a black face.
Behind him, Tong Xian, He Xiangxu, Lin Yuyang, and Yu Ziqi also arrived, and when they saw the scene in front of them, they were also stunned.
"Your Majesty has arrived!" Tong Xian shouted at the top of his voice to remind the Eighth Emperor Zhao Hongrun's gang.
After all, these people are so busy that they have not yet noticed that the Emperor of Great Wei has arrived.
"Father?" It seems that he has just seen the Emperor of Great Wei, and the eighth prince Zhao Hongrun has a surprised expression on his face, and he can't see the resentment he is holding back against his father at all.
"Why is my father here? Hey! It's better to come early than to come by chance, the emperor just grilled a fish, if the father doesn't dislike it, how about trying the emperor's craftsmanship, okay? ”
Zhao Hongrun smiled and sent a fragrant grilled fish to the emperor of Dawei, showing two small tiger teeth, which was very cute and cute.
However, the Great Wei Tianzi may not think so.
"This son is a demon!"
Looking at the fragrant grilled fish presented in front of him, and then thinking that the origin of this fish was his favorite golden scale tail, Da Wei Tianzi trembled angrily.
Whether it was the Son of Heaven or the few people behind the Son of Heaven, they clearly realized at this moment that the Highness in front of them was by no means a good person who was willing to suffer.
"He did it on purpose......
Seeing that although the Eighth Prince Zhao Hongrun was full of smiles, there was no smile in his eyes, and the three Chinese ministers felt that their scalps were a little numb.
Yesterday, the Son of Heaven picked up the plaque of the Xiaoyao Pavilion of the Eighth Emperor Hongrun.
Today, the Eighth Emperor burned the piano and boiled the crane, destroying the three favorite ornamental objects of the Son of Heaven on weekdays.
Not bad, this is naked revenge!
As expected by the three Chinese ministers, this father-son war has been out of control.