Fang Zheng ran out of two streets before suddenly stopped, he felt that this was wrong, this is my home, where should I go? Besides, Young Master Ben only has a dozen taels of broken silver on him, what can the little princess do with me? As the so-called barefoot is not afraid of wearing shoes, no matter how powerful the little princess is, it is impossible to squeeze any oil and water out of me at this time.

Thinking of this, Fang Zheng swaggered back as if he had taken a reassuring pill. He decided to tell the little princess with practical actions that a poor person could not get any good. Didn't an old man surnamed Ma say it in his previous life? "What the proletarians lose is their chains." The meaning of this sentence is quite similar to "dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water".

The little princess was sitting on the threshold of the gate of Fangfu waiting for Fang Zheng, her eyes were wide open, and her fleshy little hands were holding her round little chin, like a good baby sitting at the door of the house after school waiting for her parents to come home from work.

Only Fang Zheng knew that this seemingly well-behaved and innocent baby was actually more terrifying than the assassin, the assassin only wanted his life at most, but what Her Royal Highness the little princess wanted was silver that was more important than his life. In Fang Zheng's eyes, the little princess's danger factor was obviously several levels higher than that of the assassin. In particular, the small box next to her is like a nuclear bomb detonator, once lifted, it can only ruin the fortune and eliminate the disaster.

When the little princess saw Fang Zheng, her big clear black eyes lit up in an instant, her face was full of joy and expectation, as if she saw a human-shaped ATM shining with golden light, and walked towards her slowly......

Fang Zheng was stared at by her happy eyes, and couldn't help but shiver, how could this look make people panic?

Respectfully bent down and saluted: "Weichen has seen Her Royal Highness Princess Changle." ”

The little princess ignored his salute, stood up and quickly ran to Fang Zheng's side, pulled him to sit on the threshold, and then rubbed and pounded Fang Zheng's shoulder with her fleshy little hands, with a bit of flattery in her tone: "Lord Fang...... Ah no, brother-in-law has worked hard, is he tired? This palace will help you relieve your fatigue ......"

Fang Zheng is like a mirror in his heart, this is the treatment of VIP customers? When Her Royal Highness, the youngest and most favored princess of the dynasty, personally massaged the back of the Wupin idle official, his intention was simply Sima Zhao's heart, and everyone knew it.

This little kid is only five years old, where did he learn this trick of pleasing people? And he used it so skillfully, even Fang Zheng, a person who is good at sycophants, had to admire it.

Hurriedly took the little princess's hand, Fang Zheng smiled bitterly: "Your Royal Highness the princess, don't be busy, today you are only afraid of returning empty-handed, to put it mildly, Weichen is benevolent and righteous for your dowry, and his liver and brain are smeared......"

Seeing the little princess's hesitant and unbelieving expression, Fang Zheng stood up very shamefully, and generously posed in the shape of a "big" character, "If you don't believe it, you can search it." ”

The little princess was really unkind, and when she heard this, she immediately began to pat Fang Zheng on his body, touching everything from place to place, ignoring the stunned eyes of the people of the Fang family inside the gate. Fang Zheng sighed in his heart, what is this called! Young Master Ben's face can be regarded as a loss today. In public, being touched by a five-year-old girl and not being able to get angry at her, who knows if it will hurt her young and fragile little heart? If she casts a shadow on her childhood, won't she be hated by her all her life?

The little princess was busy for a long time, and only found a dozen taels of broken silver, and threw them into the donation box in disappointment, Fang Zheng grinned for a while, now it's okay, this young master is completely penniless......

Glaring at Fang Zheng hatefully, the little princess pouted: "How come you have no money?" My brother said, "Your family is the richest family in my dynasty, so you just have to ask for it." ”

Fang Zheng was furious when he heard this, which bastard brother said this? If you have money, it is also my family, and I don't owe it to you, so why should I give it to you for nothing? Isn't this fanning the flames for children?

After taking a few deep breaths, Fang Zheng tried to calm himself down, and said with a smile that he thought was kind and kind: "Your Royal Highness Princess, tell me, which of your brothers told you this?" ”

If the little princess said that she was fat, Fang Zheng would not hesitate to rush into King Fu's mansion with a kitchen knife and fight with him!

The little princess was obviously very unimpressed by his smiling face, and when she heard this, she pursed her lips, twisted her little head to the side, and muttered, "It's my brother who said it......

Who is the King of Thailand? Fang Zheng was stunned and found that he didn't know anything about the King of Thailand. According to the little princess, this Royal Highness the King of Thailand is probably not a good thing, how can there be a reason to provoke children to run to other people's doors to blackmail?

Fang Zheng squatted down and touched the top of the little princess's head with a smile, "Your Royal Highness Princess, tell me quietly, is your brother of the King of Thailand the kind of person who thinks he is very bad at a glance, and cutting off his head a hundred times is not the kind of person who wronged him?" ”

The little princess glared at him angrily, puffing out her chubby little face before she could speak, and a low and slightly magnetic voice behind the door laughed: "This king doesn't have a hundred heads for people to cut off, hehe." ”

Fang Zheng was startled and quickly stood up, only to see the fat man and a slightly taller young man walking out, both with gentle smiles on their faces.

Fang Zheng hurriedly stepped forward, and said: "I have seen His Royal Highness King Fu...... If outsiders are present, Fang Zheng still gives face to the fat man.

The fat man smiled honestly: "No courtesy, come, get to know me, this is my third emperor brother, His Royal Highness the King of Thailand." ”

Fang Zheng was shocked again, and hurriedly saluted the King of Thailand: "Weichen Fang Zheng, meet His Royal Highness the King of Thailand." ”

Yes, the fat man is the king of fortune, the fourth son of the emperor, then the king of Thailand is the third, I don't know if he was born to the fat man with a mother, the so-called dragon gave birth to nine sons, each is different, people are born, and demons are born......

The King of Thailand in front of him looks much more pleasing to the eye than the fat man, his appearance is dignified, wearing an ordinary black Confucian shirt, wearing luxurious and low-key clothes, constantly playing with a folding fan with gold thread in his hand, and a smile with a little enthusiasm and grace at the corner of his mouth.

Fang Zheng frowned, contemplating secretly: This person is handsome, he has been in the world several times, I am afraid that only Young Master Ben can compete with him.

Helping him out, the King of Thailand smiled heartily: "I have heard that Lord Fang's name is like thunder, and my lord has made a lot of miraculous achievements for my Hua Dynasty. ”

Fang Zheng glanced at the fat man out of the corner of his eye, and saw that he was still smiling innocently, harmless and innocent, with no discoloration on his face.

Fang Zheng had no choice but to say politely: "His Royal Highness the King of Thailand has praised it, Weichen is not learned and has shallow qualifications, and he has made all the so-called credits by luck, so he is really ashamed of himself!" ”

The fat man smiled: "Come on, don't be modest." Brother Fang, my third emperor brother has been smart and studious since he was a child, never forgetful, and likes to travel all over the world and love the landscape, so he is often not in the capital. No, he just came back yesterday, and asked me to introduce you to him, and now you know each other, hehe. ”

Fang Zheng nodded, understood, it turned out that this King of Thailand was a prodigal like me, and he liked to run blindly, no wonder he had traveled for more than half a year now, but he had never seen this prince.

"Brother Fang, Brother Sanhuang and I grew up together since childhood, and we have a very good relationship, and we have a gentle temperament and a gentleman's style, you can rest assured." The fat man added with a smile.

Fang Zheng nodded hurriedly, and suddenly felt that someone was pulling the corner of his clothes, and when he looked down, it was the little princess. Seeing that the three of them were standing at the gate chatting excitedly, as if they had forgotten her noble princess, she couldn't help but be dissatisfied, and seeing that everyone was looking at her, the little princess folded her hands on her waist angrily, and accused loudly in a milky voice: "How can you forget the palace?" ”

The three of them laughed, Fang Zheng bent down to pick up the little princess, and said with a smile: "How dare Weichen forget Her Royal Highness the princess?" Didn't Her Royal Highness want a dowry? If you want to make the fundraising business bigger and stronger, you can't just find Weichen alone. Weichen taught you a way, take a few guards, go door-to-door to those princes and ministers' houses, remember to hug you...... Cough, go with the box, whoever dares not to give it, ask the guards to spank him! This is called strengthening the relationship between the Imperial Family and the ministers, and it is very meaningful. Well, Weichen suggested that Her Royal Highness the princess should visit Pan Shangshu first, and his family's money was so piled up that the treasury couldn't fit it......"

The little princess was overjoyed when she heard this, her big eyes shining with excitement, and she seemed to be overjoyed that her fundraising business had entered a new beginning. The King of Thailand and the fat man looked at each other, constantly wiping the cold sweat on their heads......

Fang Zheng and the little princess laughed for a while, but suddenly realized that everyone was still standing outside the gate, they were really lazy, so they hurriedly put down the little princess and invited each other.

The King of Thailand waved his hand and smiled: "Excuse me, I entered the palace today to see my father, my father was mentioning that he wanted to send some recitals to Brother Fang, and the king wanted to come to visit you, so he took the initiative to ask for this errand, hehe, it seems that you still have official business to be busy at night, so this king will not bother, today is just to recognize a door, and everyone will move around more in the future." Hehe, say goodbye. ”

After speaking, the king of Thailand picked up the little princess and went out first.

The fat man winked at Fang Zheng and said with a smile: "Brother Fang, the Third Emperor Brother has a good impression of you, but you can come and go more, hehe." ”

patted Fang Zheng on the shoulder, and the fat man also said goodbye and left.

Fang Zheng stood at the door, watching the King of Thailand and the fat man's car slowly drive away, and couldn't help but show a playful smile on his face, the King of Thailand is a little interesting...... I seem to have met a lot of interesting people these days, Xiao Huaiyuan is one, the King of Thailand is one, and now the life of this young master is not colorful?

Fang Zheng stood at the gate for a long time like a jade tree in the wind, and suddenly woke up like a dream, and hurriedly chased after the car of the King of Thailand and shouted: "Hey, His Royal Highness the King of Thailand, didn't you say that you would give me a fold?" What about the twists and turns? ”

was chasing the car, and for no reason, a person suddenly burst out of the oblique stab, blocking Fang Zheng's way. Fang Zheng looked fixedly, but it was Vinson.

After looking around for a while, Fang Zheng wondered, "...... Where did you come from? Retreat? Or Edgeworth Flying? ”

Vinson smiled: "This is what my subordinates are doing this kind of hidden agent, and they have a way." Lord Fang didn't have to chase after him, he folded on his subordinates. ”

As he spoke, he untied the burden he was carrying and handed it over.

Fang Zheng took it, and said suspiciously: "Why did the emperor show me for no reason?" Isn't that chilling? I don't even know the ministers who wrote the memos. ”

Vincent smiled: "Don't be suspicious, your subordinates will solve your doubts." ”

Patting Wen Sen's shoulder, Fang Zheng smiled: "You can't always stand outside and discuss national affairs?" Let's go, go to my house, and my boss will treat you to a drink today......"

Vinson hurriedly thanked him.

"It's not in vain, you have to invite me back next month......

“…………”

Back in his small courtyard, Fang Zheng loudly ordered Xiao Lu to put the dishes on the table, and then sent Xiao Wu to his father's cellar to steal two jars of Chen Daughter Hong, which Master Fang treasured. The two of them were eating and drinking under the flickering lights, and discussed the things in the song by the way.

This time the matter is a bit big, it is about the Jiangnan tax and silver being swallowed and occupied, Jiaxing prefect Li Huaide secretly played, talking about this year's summer tax in Jiangnan, in addition to Jiaxing Mansion in the seven prefectures of Jiangnan, the prefects of the six prefectures are in tandem with each other, privately changing the account books and household registration, lying and falsely reporting the actual taxes, and privately swallowing the greedy ink, the amount is huge. It is said that it also involved important ministers in the capital, and even ...... Prince.

Some officials who heard the rumors also heard the rumors from somewhere, and more than a dozen officials played and asked the emperor to investigate and deal with them thoroughly.

"What's the matter with me? I'm not greedy for silver, I think the emperor won't give me a chance......" After Fang Zheng figured out the whole thing, he didn't know why.

Vinson wiped his sweat and said, "...... This, Lord Fang, the emperor hopes that you will take a look at these twists and turns, understand the process of the whole thing, the emperor has a decree, as soon as possible to develop our institution, and then the first task is to go to Jiangnan to secretly investigate this case, this case involves a wide range of people, and now we only have dozens of old brothers, I'm afraid we can't do it. ”

Fang Zheng nodded and said with a smile: "Understand and understand, investigate the case, isn't it just like that, come on, let's drink, don't talk about business at night, Comrade Lenin said it well: 'There will be no rest, no entertainment'......"

"Lord Fang, who is Lenin?"

"Oh, you don't know, it's my buddy, and the relationship is very iron......"

The two of them drank in the bright moonlight, and you drank it one by one. Building a good relationship with subordinates is a very important part of interpersonal relationships, and with Fang Zheng's extroverted temperament, he must have a good chance of wooing. The two talked and laughed together, chatted some interesting things, and Wen Sen felt honored to receive this courtesy, and repeatedly expressed his willingness to serve Fang Zheng between words.

In the end, both of them were drunk, Wen Sen staggered goodbye and went home, and Fang Zheng took advantage of the drunkenness to eat a few handfuls of tofu from Xiao Lu, which made Xiao Lu ashamed and wanted to teach him a good lesson, seeing that Fang Zheng's drunken appearance was ridiculous and pitiful, he pinched Fang Zheng's nose fiercely, and went to clean his face with Fang Zheng.

Fang Zheng went to the study with more than a dozen notebooks, and in a hazy mood, he picked up the pen and wrote and painted on the notebook without knowing what to do, and finally couldn't resist the surging sleepiness, and fell asleep on the desk......

When he woke up the next day, Fang Zheng found himself sleeping in bed. No need to ask, it must be the intimate little green who was afraid that he would catch a cold, so he struggled to carry him to bed. But I don't know if she took advantage of the drunkenness of Young Master Ben to insult me......

Fang Zheng had a splitting headache now, as if there were hundreds of little people beating drums in his head, and he was so painful that he wanted to cut off his head.

After Xiao Lu served him to wash, a small yellow door came to the palace, passed the emperor's will, and ordered him to bring the music sent last night to see the palace quickly, Fang Zheng didn't dare to slack off, and quickly collected the music folds that were spread out on the table, found a burden and wrapped it, and entered the palace with the small yellow door.

Inside the Imperial Study.

After greeting Fang Zheng with a smile, the emperor got to the point.

"This time Li Huaide's secret performance made me very angry, but he did not have actual evidence in his recital, what he said and wrote, it is all some rumors, of course, it cannot be ruled out that Li Huaide is suspected of falsely accusing the minister, so I hope that you will establish this institution as soon as possible, and then rush to Jiangnan immediately, you must find out this matter clearly, no matter who is involved, even if it is an important minister in the court, it will be investigated! Hum! If you dare to covet the money of the treasury, you will have to pay a heavy price! The emperor's eyes were full of might, and the killing intent burst out in his eyes, which made Fang Zheng involuntarily shiver.

"Weichen will definitely try his best to handle this matter, please rest assured."

The emperor nodded with satisfaction, smiled, and casually opened the fold that was sent to Fang Zheng for research last night, and then the smile on the emperor's face froze.

"Smack!" The emperor Long Yan was furious, slapped the dragon case fiercely, and said angrily: "Fang Zheng, you ...... This bastard! ”

Fang Zheng was so frightened that he shrank his neck and quickly knelt down, depressed in his heart, sure enough, he was like a companion, okay, I recruited you to provoke you? Why are you swearing?

"You...... You...... What nonsense are you writing on the fold? The emperor was so angry that his eyebrows trembled, and even the dragon's body trembled slightly.

"I didn't write ......" Fang Zheng stopped halfway through the words, and he suddenly remembered that after getting drunk last night, he was indeed "studying" in the study, and it seemed that he had written a few words, but ...... How did I write on the memorabilia?

"Humph! Explain to me what it means that 'the Lord is brain-dead'? The emperor slapped the fold heavily and asked angrily.

"Huh?" Fang Zheng was shocked, how could I write this?

"And what do you mean by 'the Lord's head is caught in the door?' What do you mean by that? ”

"This ...... 'Lord' means ......" Fang Zheng wiped the sweat from his head, he found it difficult to explain to the emperor that after hundreds of thousands of years, there was something called "forum", and there was something called "post" in the forum......

"Also, what do you mean by 'good post, everyone!'? What does it mean to 'read a post reply is a virtue'? What is a 'sofa', 'bench', 'floor', 'basement'...... You name it! What kind of mess did you write on the memorale that the court minister gave me? The emperor said angrily.

It was a mess, the emperor said a word, Fang Zheng's head lowered a point, and in the end, Fang Zheng's head could already be sandwiched in the crotch.

This one...... It's a big joke!

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