The autumn scenery is good, and it is a good time to take a trip with the United States.

On the shore of Xuanwu Lake, the autumn breeze is slow, the shadows of the trees are swaying, the lake surface is sparkling like scales, the boat painting boat shuttles, and the young ladies and young masters who are traveling are sitting on the boat, singing and laughing, chanting poems and making pairs, so not romantic.

Fang Zheng is not a so-called scribe and elegant person, in fact, he despises this kind of person, after all, poetry is just a small way, for him, a few sentences when picking up girls may be able to play the finishing touch, but wasting too much time to delve into this, it will lose its original intention.

This may be related to Fang Zheng's experience in his previous life, in his previous life, although he graduated from the Chinese Department of the university, he was just a typical product of the education assembly line, since he was a child, he received a cramming education, teachers and parents filled in hard, stumbled into the university, but since then he has developed a hatred and burnout psychology for books, this psychology must be able to be experienced by many people who have read books. Therefore, Fang Zheng is very disgusted with those who are in public, shaking their heads and selling their knowledge.

For example, at this moment, the so-called literati and ladies on the boat painting boat, in front of the ladies, stood on the bow of the boat with their hands in their hands, looking high and upright, looking up at the sky, chanting what they thought was wonderful verses, sometimes their clothes fluttering, sometimes folding fans gently swaying,—— when it was autumn, the weather was cool, didn't they shake the folding fans cold? Could it be that they want to calm themselves down?

"Husband, husband!" There was a soft call in his ears.

"Ah, what?" Fang Zheng came back to his senses and looked at her with a smile.

Yanran looked at the sneering smile on Fang Zheng's lips, blinked prettyly, and said coquettishly: "Husband is so fascinated by the pleasure boats on the lake, could it be that he has fallen in love with a young lady of which family?" After speaking, he pretended to be unhappy and pouted.

Fang Zheng smiled and said, "Come on, how can those big-chested and brainless vulgar fans get into the eyes of Young Master Ben?" Looking at it, it's still my Yanran the most charming......"

Seeing those talented ladies who are coquettish on the cruise ship, but are willing to smile like a coquettish, aren't they vulgar fans?

"What is the husband looking at?" Yan Ran was very curious about the other party's sneering expression.

Pointing to the cruise ship on the lake, Fang Zheng said indifferently: "I'm looking at those talents, they are trying their best to laugh at Miss Bo, and they are full of commotion, as if they are the most talented in the world." If my Hua Dynasty is in troubled times at this moment, I don't know how these talented people have behaved......"

Yan Ran smiled, her smile was full of mockery: "The so-called geniuses, when they are prosperous, they make waves, and when they are in troubled times, they think they are superior and ashamed of being in the company of civilians, but if the Turks go south and occupy my good rivers and mountains, they will immediately change their courts, even if they lick the feet of the Turkic masters, they must be willing to be tight......"

Fang Zheng laughed: "In this way, the talented man has no other ability, and his survivability is super strong." ”

Yan Ran looked at Fang Zheng with pretty eyes, her eyes flowed, and she was brilliant: "The husband is the one who has the real ability, he plans to retreat from the Turks, settle the country, save the lives of hundreds of people, and negotiate with the Turkic envoys, so that the Chinese Dynasty will not have war for the time being. If the descendants of thousands of years later read the history books, the name of the husband will leave a strong mark in the history books. The husband is a big hero who stands up to the sky, and Yanran is proud of his husband in this life. ”

Being praised by his own woman, Fang Zheng was a little embarrassed: "This ...... Ahem, low-key and low-key. Being good is not known, but it is true and good, you know, husband and I have always been a low-key person. - Don't talk about this, since you are traveling, it is better to get a cruise boat, and let's go to the lake with the current. ”

Yanran smiled and said meekly: "Leave it to your husband's arrangement." ”

At that time, the guardian who ordered him to go to the boat family and rent a boat that was not too big, and the two got on the boat together, and the boat swayed and went straight to the lake.

Yan Ran reclined on the side of the boat, looked at the vista of Xuanwu Lake, looked at Fang Zhengjiao and said with a smile: "The husband's literary talent is much stronger than those talents, at this time, why don't the husband recite a poem to increase the interest of traveling?" ”

Fang Zheng said with a dry smile: "It's fun to play, why do you have to recite poetry?" I don't know who raised the problem......"

Yan Ran smiled and said, "Mo Feifu Jun still has no good sentences? ”

Fang Zheng glanced at the lakeside, pondered, and then said confidently: "Who said no? It's just a poem, this young master opened his mouth and came, listening: Xuanwu Lake, the lake is very big, there are lotus flowers in Xuanwu Lake, and there are toads on the lotus flowers, and they will jump up when they poke it...... Good poetry, good poetry! ”

Yan Ran laughed so much that she couldn't straighten her waist while holding her stomach, Fang Zheng looked up to the sky and laughed three times proudly, but she heard someone not far away snort coldly: "If you don't learn and don't know how to do it, you can also learn to compose poetry, it's ridiculous!" ”

Fang Zheng and Yanran turned their heads to look at each other, and saw that there was a pleasure boat not far from the lake, there were four or five people sitting scattered on the boat, and one person stood on the bow of the boat, with a yellow face and thin lips, and the folding fan in his hand opened and closed, looking at them with a sneer. That sentence must have come from his mouth.

Fang Zheng couldn't help but feel annoyed, Lao Tzu joked with his wife, what about your?

Just as he was about to open his mouth to curse, he heard a familiar voice from inside the ship shouting, "Huh? Isn't that Brother Fang? Brother Fang! ”

Fang Zheng stared at it, but the man was a fat man, and there was an acquaintance sitting next to the fat man, who turned out to be the king of Thailand.

The life of these princes is really comfortable, Fang Zheng glanced at them enviously, they don't have to produce, they don't have to go to work, the court still supports them in vain, and they cry and shout and beg you to take care of anything, if you want to work hard and be positive one day, the emperor is not in a hurry, and the prince will be in a hurry with you...... Such days are exactly what Fang Zheng thinks about day and night, and he really envy them for reaching this point at a young age, but he doesn't know how many years he has to struggle......

Under the fat man's loud greeting, the two boats gradually approached, and the boatman skillfully fastened a small anchor tightly to Fang Zheng's boat. The two ships were finally connected.

Fang Zheng took Yan Ran and stepped over carefully, the fat man came out first, stood on the bow of the boat and punched Fang Zheng fiercely: "You kid will really enjoy happiness, travel with Mrs. Ru all day long, I'm afraid you have forgotten who I am?" ”

Yanran's face turned red when she heard this, and she lowered her head shyly.

Fang Zheng shouted loudly: "Where! Your father sent me a lot of errands, and I was too busy to breathe, so I took my wife out for a walk today......"

Before he finished speaking, someone next to him snorted coldly: "Pretend!" ”

Fang Zheng turned his head to look at the words when he heard this, and saw that the person who spoke was the person who had just stood on the bow of the boat and mocked him. I saw that his face was full of arrogance, looking at Fang Zheng with disdain, and his contemptuous expression seemed to be looking at a piece of.

Fang Zheng couldn't help but be furious, this kind of look had only been encountered when he was looking for a job in the talent market before crossing over, but he didn't expect an ancient person to look at him with this kind of look, which made Fang Zheng feel like he had been torn apart. Immediately, Fang Zheng quickly calmed down, he who had suffered a loss now has a heart, and it is best not to be too reckless before he finds out the identity of the other party.

Pulling the fat man's sleeve, Fang Zheng quietly pursed his lips and asked in a low voice, "Who is that kid?" Got the wrong medicine? Do I know him? ”

The fat man also pursed his lips, "He is the steward in my Third Emperor Brother's Mansion, called Chen Chong, a fallen talent, who was contained by the Third Emperor Brother, but his temperament is very arrogant, he always thinks that he has the ability, and he is proud of his talent, and he can't tolerate anyone else except for the Three Emperor Brothers." ”

Fang Zheng suddenly, it turned out that he was just a diner, and he thought he was a relative of the emperor, this kind of person always pretended to be unruly and uninhibited, in order to show people how talented he was, but unfortunately most of them only had the appearance of a madman, but there was no connotation of a madman......

Fang Zheng approached the fat man and whispered, "No wonder this person looks like the biggest man in the world,...... But isn't he tired of tilting his neck at such a forty-five degree angle? What to do when you go to bed at night? This posture is easy to get cervical spondylosis......"

The fat man smiled: "It is said that talented people don't live long, I'm afraid that's the reason." A talent who has fallen behind, arrogant and arrogant, thinking that his ability is greater than the sky, but he is unlucky and failed to be on the list, so he doesn't like anyone, as if he can be admitted to the top next year......"

Forget it, don't worry about this kind of person, Young Master Ben has too many things, there is no need to provoke right and wrong. Thinking about it, Fang Zheng smiled faintly, ignored the person, and took Yan Ran's hand by himself. Yanran smiled and blessed the fat man, and said coquettishly: "The people have seen His Royal Highness King Fu. ”

The fat man hurriedly said: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, don't give me a salute in the future, I can't help it......"

Yan Ran was suspicious: "Why can't you do it?" ”

Fang Zheng said with a smile: "How can there be a reason for a sister-in-law to salute her brother-in-law?" Besides, I still have his handle in my hand, and if he dares to accept your courtesy, I will make his scandalous deeds public......"

Yan Ran was puzzled: "What handle did His Royal Highness King Fu have been held by you?" ”

Fang Zheng leaned into Yan Ran's ear and whispered: "Once, I took the sergeants on a mission, but someone jumped into the river in fright on the painting boat......

The fat man was sweating profusely and said urgently: "I can't say it, I can't say it!" Brother Fang, I didn't offend you......"

"Give money! Cover money! Otherwise, I'll be shouting all over the world......"

“…………”

The three of them stood at the bow of the boat and said a few words, after Chen Chong saw Yan Ran's stunning appearance, his originally arrogant and lofty expression changed in vain, his eyes emitted a fanatical light, and he looked at Yan Ran blankly, unable to speak for a long time.

Fang Zheng frowned when he saw this, turned around quietly, and blocked in front of Yan Ran, covering Chen Chong's sight. But the anger in my heart is getting stronger and stronger, damn it! The so-called genius in ancient times was this virtue? When you see a man, you will mock, and when you see a woman, you can't walk, if this is also called a genius, young master, I would rather be a gangster......

Under Chen Chong's disappointed and resentful gaze, the three of them passed him as if he were transparent and walked straight into the cabin.

The King of Thailand was still smiling politely, and when he saw Fang Zheng coming in, he got up and said with a smile: "Brother Fang, don't come to harm?" ”

Fang Zheng arched his hand and smiled: "Your Royal Highness the King of Thailand, you will drag the text, we will meet in the future, and ask directly: 'Have you eaten?'" I replied, 'Eat.' Again, you ask, 'What did you eat?' I'll answer again: 'leek dumplings'. …… How kind is that, right? ”

The King of Thailand laughed, and the few people sitting scattered in the cabin also smiled.

Then the King of Thailand introduced Fang Zheng to everyone to get acquainted, and it turned out that the few people sitting in the boat were all literati and scholars, including Chen Chong, who was still standing stupidly at the bow of the boat. The king of Thailand saw that today's autumn was crisp, so he invited a few poetry friends to come out and chant poems to make it more interesting.

However, although the people here don't know how talented they are, their character is good, and after seeing Yanran's stunning appearance, they were only stunning for a short time, and then they looked away and didn't look at it anymore.

Chen Chong also walked into the cabin and sat down at this time, but his eyes were staring at Yan Ran, looking lost and depressed. Almost no longer drooling, Yan Ran frowned slightly, and turned her head quietly.

Seeing Chen Chong so ugly, everyone in the cabin shook their heads, the King of Thailand and the fat man couldn't help but look pale, and the King of Thailand had a little bit of shame on his face, Chen Chong was a person from his house after all, and he was so rude in front of Fang Zheng, he couldn't help but be disgraced.

"Chen Chong, pay attention to your demeanor! Don't miss the rudeness! The King of Thailand rebuked in a deep voice, anger hidden in his voice.

Chen Chong is also a typical intellectual with a stubborn temper, probably relying on his own literary talent, and even the king of Thailand, who sheltered his food and clothing, did not buy much of it, and finally looked away from staring at Yan Ran, but muttered with pity: "A good saddle is matched with a bad horse, and a good woman is not married to a clumsy husband, it is unreasonable......

Although the grunting sound was small, the entire cabin heard it, and everyone's faces changed when they heard this, this person was too arrogant! The faces of the King of Thailand and the fat man turned even blue.

"Chen Chong! Do you know what you're talking about? The tone of the King of Thailand is not good, Fang Zheng is his new friend, and the impression of each other is not bad, but his subordinates do not give him a long face, which makes him feel very faceless, Chen Chong always looks arrogant and uninhibited in the mansion on weekdays, and he sees that he does have a bit of literary talent, so he couldn't help but not drive him out of the house, but he didn't expect that he would behave like this when outsiders were present today, which made the King of Thailand feel very angry.

Chen Chong was a person who had no eyesight, of course he didn't know that he had committed public anger at this time, and when he heard this, he arched his hand and said: "His Royal Highness the King of Thailand, the student tastes the words, and the beauty should be matched with a talent, this person is so vulgar, but he is sitting on a stunning beauty in his arms, and he is really a pearl, so the student sighs." ”

Yan Ran was so angry when she heard the words that her delicate body couldn't help but tremble, her face turned red, she opened her mouth to refute, and when she saw Fang Zheng beside her, she didn't say anything at the right time.

Chen Chong gushed to himself: "...... Talented, the great weapon of the country, there is no beauty who is not worthy of a talented man and is reckless...... "When he spoke, his eyes were half-closed, and he was so arrogant that he didn't even bother to look at Fang Zheng.

Fang Zheng looked at the King of Thailand with a pale face, thinking to himself that this neuropathy could it be that the King of Thailand made it to deliberately disgust me? Originally, the two had a good impression of each other, but these princes grew up in palace battles and were used to conspiracy and cunning, who knows what twists and turns the King of Thailand has in his heart?

Seeing Fang Zheng looking at him suspiciously, the King of Thailand couldn't help but smile bitterly, knowing that Fang Zheng might have misunderstood that this person was instructed by him, and then the King of Thailand exchanged glances with the fat man, and then nodded.

The fat man glanced at Chen Chong, who was groaning with his hands, and then leaned into Fang Zheng's ear and said, "Brother Fang, although he is at his own convenience, we haven't seen anything......"

Fang Zheng was waiting for this sentence, and he laughed fiercely, no matter what the literati and scholars next to him thought of him, under the stunned gaze of everyone, including Yan Ran, he lifted Chen Chong's collar and dragged it to the stern.

Chen Chong screamed in fright and shouted, "What are you going to do? I'm a scholar, and I'm famous, how dare you be rude to me......"

Fang Zheng put him down, slapped him a few times, and shouted: "Lao Tzu is still an official of the imperial court, you dare to be rude to Lao Tzu?" ”

Chen Chong was stunned for a moment, and said, "You...... Are you an official of the imperial court? ”

"What? Isn't it like? Fang Zheng puffed out his shriveled pectoral muscles, but the effect was not great. Dissatisfied, he copied a wooden stick that the boatman had put on the stern of the boat, and glared at Chen Chong viciously.

"You...... You...... Even if you are an official of the imperial court, you can't be rude to me! Chen Chong was frightened, Fang Cai's arrogance was long gone, and his face finally showed a look of fear: "I...... I...... I'm famous......"

"Fuck your name!" Fang Zheng picked up the wooden stick and hit Chen Chong's body hard, and scolded and scolded: "Lao Tzu even dares to beat the son of the court, you are a little show is a fart!" ”

From the time he got on the boat to the present, the evil anger in Fang Zheng's heart finally vented out, and he despised this kind of bullshit madman even more in his heart, this kind of pretending to be a b-offender actually had the courage to covet my wife, this world is really unancient, and the moral quality is corrupted......

Chen Chong was beaten and screamed, and seeing that his master, His Royal Highness the King of Thailand, had not come out to save him for so long, he couldn't help shouting: "...... His Royal Highness! His Royal Highness! Save the students! ”

Fang Zheng scolded while beating: "Shout a fart!" Silence for Lao Tzu! Can't you just let Lao Tzu beat you up quietly? If you dare to beat Lao Tzu's wife, you have to understand what the end is! ”

A little tired from the fight, Fang Zheng slammed the wooden stick on the ship's board, his eyes widened angrily, and he shouted: "Say!" …… Eat wontons or eat pandao noodles! ”

Chen Chong didn't quite understand the meaning of this sentence. Although Fang Zheng beat him a lot, he finally showed mercy to his subordinates and didn't beat him too hard, he was afraid that he would not be able to get over the face of the King of Thailand, after all, there is a saying: It depends on the owner to beat a dog.

Looking at the clear lake water, Fang Zheng's eyes rolled, since it depends on the owner to beat the dog, then throw the dog into the water.

Patting Chen Chong on the shoulder, Fang Zheng asked, "Hey! Will it be water-based? ”

Chen Chong was beaten into a daze, and when he heard the words, he sobered up a little, supported his swollen head like a pig's head, and actually maintained the demeanor of a scholar, and said reservedly: "...... Slightly understood. ”

Ho! At this time, I still learned Zhuge Liang, and the dead nature of pretending to be b did not change. Fang Zheng sneered, grabbed Chen Chong's placket, and said with a gloomy gaze: "Ask you a question." ”

"What?" Chen Chong didn't understand, wasn't he being beaten at this time? How did you change the question?

"What is one plus one?" Fang Zheng's tone was gloomy, as if with a bit of murderous aura.

Chen Chong couldn't help but shudder, thought for a while, and said, "It's equal to...... Two. ”

Fang Zheng sneered: "You know too much." ”

After saying that, he pushed Chen Chong into the lake, and then ordered the boatman to turn the boat around and row elsewhere.

The boatman watched Chen Chong paddle to the shore in amazement, stammered and pointed at him and asked Fang Zheng, "This official ...... This, this...... What's going on? ”

Fang Zheng looked at Chen Chong's busy figure, full of approving smiles: "Know a little more, life is a little more exciting." ”

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