Chapter 14: Rock You! (2)
A soft, fair, fat ass appeared in front of Daisy's eyes, and she stared wide-eyed, thinking to herself that it was good that this thing was not facing her. The whole stand was silent, and everyone looked at this inopportune scene on the field in confusion, unable to understand why such a scene suddenly appeared, and everyone was at a loss for what to do. Until the warden owl, who had been invited to the first row because of his round and fleshy nature, suddenly let out his first scream, "Cover the girls' eyes!" ”
Screams rang out in the stands, some hysterical, some with sheer surprise, some with a hint of elation.
A hand reached over to cover Daisie's eyes, which were Miss McBride's, but before that, Daisy had covered her eyes herself.
"Miss McBride, you don't have to worry about me, my eyes are covered."
McBride took her hand back, she was also at an age where she needed to cover her eyes. Daisy glanced at her through her fingers, and the other person was also looking through her fingers, and the two looked at each other and smiled, and turned their attention back to the field. Because at this time, there is a new change on the field.
"Beep" The two patrolmen responsible for maintaining order on the court blew their whistles and pounced on the bare-ass man, while the Shanghai FC players in the red hat also surrounded him.
"Is this the Scotsman under the challenge book?"
"No, it can't be, it shouldn't have anything to do with the Scots, otherwise they wouldn't have come out to help."
"But, he's wearing their uniform."
'Yes, but I'm sure he wasn't in the squad when he came on the pitch. And, I guess I should know who he is, let me think about it......"
"Oh, remember, it's Mr. Black, and you should know, I remember telling you last time, there were several times when my grandmother in the kitchen came back from grocery shopping, a carriage suddenly stopped beside her, and as soon as the door opened, he was inside, and he was wearing nothing."
"Is that him?"
"Yes, it was him, and then Monsieur de Grey sent someone to talk to him, and he never came near our house again."
Daisy listened to the whispered gossip of the two ladies behind her, and by this time the patrolmen had already captured this Mr. Black, and they were trying to fight him for control of his skirt, trying to pull his skirt down to cover his ass as soon as possible. The Redhats also arrived nearby, gathering around the tangled trio and trying to intervene to help the two patrols. Everything seems to be back in control.
However, people seem to have forgotten that the kilt is not worn on the body, but is actually a piece of cloth wrapped around the waist, so just as one thought the episode was coming to an end, the two patrolmen suddenly fell to the lawn at the same time, one upside down, and the other fell on the lawn, still clutching the blue checkered cloth in their hands.
At this moment Mr. Black was completely liberated, he jumped up like a big horse monkey, turned around in the air, and for the first time exposed his front in the direction of the stands, and in a chorus of "oh" exclamations, almost all the women withdrew their hands covering their eyes and covered their mouths instead.
The two red hats next to him tried to catch Mr. Black, and they succeeded, but the next moment Mr. Black's polo shirt was ripped off the whole back, and then he grabbed the collar and tore it, and the last piece of cloth floating in front of him was also pulled off by him, and now he only had a pair of stockings and a pair of black leather shoes on him.
"Ahh He spread his legs and waved his fist above his head with one hand, making an inhuman cry.
Then a red hat pounced on him, but his fat body, like a pot-bellied grasshopper, was folded lightly in an unproportionate way, and the one threw himself on the lawn with a dog gnawing mud.
But the red hats were outnumbered, and in the blink of an eye, another one pounced, and this time Mr. Black did not dodge again, he bent his back and followed the other party's momentum with his shoulders, and suddenly a figure turned over from him with a scream, waving his arms around, scratching everywhere in the air, but he couldn't catch anything, and finally smashed to the ground with a "bang", and everyone present gasped with a "sizzle".
The next moment Blake ran, but instead of running away, he recoiled in the direction the red hats were rushing from, and his brute bull charge was even more powerful in his running, and one red hat flew in the air. If he encounters a combination of more than three people, his body is extremely flexible, and he can always dodge the past without allowing for a moment. In front of Blake is a lone red hat running away in a panic, while behind him is a group of red hats and two disgraced patrolmen in hot pursuit.
At some point, the crowd of spectators, including the women's stands, began to burst into laughter, and as time went on, the laughter became more and more unbridled.
One of the chief inspectors who was in charge of the scene finally couldn't bear it, and he began to personally assign people, about twenty patrols were drawn from various positions, with them as the core, plus the spectators who volunteered to participate in the round-up, forming three human chains slowly approaching the field. In the last direction, in addition to the red hat and the two patrolmen, he added the six strongest patrolmen.
However, Blake, despite his quirks, his fat and stupid appearance, and his seemingly insane appearance, are not a fool, on the contrary, he is nimble and bright-hearted. Just as the three human chains were about to close, he suddenly turned around and ran in the direction of the gap behind him.
Everyone was mentally prepared for him to turn around and run away, but what was not prepared was the speed of his running, as if he suddenly found that the hippopotamus in front of him was a gazelle, and they couldn't catch anything except the gust of wind that blew through his hair.
On the edge of the gap were the Red Hats, who had been scared by Blake, and seeing him rushing at such a terrible speed, they hurriedly dodged to both sides, revealing the eight patrolmen behind them.
The patrolmen, who couldn't escape their responsibilities, reluctantly pulled up the human chain side by side, and lay across Blake's path, but this was only a small obstacle, and it stands to reason that he only needs to bypass it. However, what Blake needed to gain was time, and any distance he could get away with the pursuers behind him was precious to him. So he didn't avoid it, and ran straight into the interception line of the patrols.
However, the expected collision did not happen, and in the final moments of the impact, the patrol team suddenly cracked through it and fell to the sides, and Blake's figure flashed through the gap. Now that all the defenders had been left behind him, there was no longer any barrier between him and his target.
The women in the stands were looking at themselves with the hunt on the field, but they saw the prey burst out of the encirclement and then rushed in their direction. This time they couldn't see it as a bustle, because the road was empty, and no one stood in front of them.
The women screamed, and there was a loud noise in the stands, but this was undoubtedly a stronger signal for Mr. Black, and on the contrary, it made him a little faster.
He didn't stop until he was a short distance from the fence of the stadium and the spectators, his feet rubbing two deep ravines in the lawn. Handkerchiefs, turbans, small umbrellas, and purses were thrown at him in the stands, and there was even a string of prayer beads from Principal Jisheng, but this was tantamount to throwing flowers at him.
Mr. Black spread his legs, spread his arms slightly, leaned back, protruded his lower abdomen, and then solemnly clasped his hands downward. Just as the screams from the stands rose to the top, a blue figure slammed into him from the side, knocking him to the ground, followed by another figure, then a third, a fourth.
The Scottish team, who had done nothing in the previous siege battle, finally made a move, and they pressed almost the entire team on Blake, and for a while the blue tartan skirts bloomed all over the stands underneath, but fortunately the players wore anti-slip safety pants in their skirts - although this was not in keeping with Scottish tradition. And so, the women in the stands laughed out loud again.
Gao Yi and Casewick were not involved in the interception, they stayed by the side of the goal and watched the situation with great interest.
"If he wasn't that crazy, we could have built a rugby team around him." It was Keswick who spoke.
"If he hadn't been so crazy, he would have been shining in Britain a long time ago, and it wouldn't have been our turn to use him." It was Gao Yi who answered.
"That's right. Who would have thought that he would be able to stay on the pitch for 10 minutes and rush to the front of the stands? ”
"Looks like someone is going to break the bank." Gao Yi patted Keswick on the shoulder sympathetically. "But look at the expressions on the faces of the audience, they're having fun, aren't they? People naturally love this, but it's not easy to really stimulate them. ”
Keswick nodded, his ambition was not only to become a successful businessman in the Far East, but also to become a member of parliament and enter the political arena, and the psychological problems of the masses had always been the focus of his attention. Gao Yi has recently successfully upgraded from a friend who smokes cigars and plays tea to a bosom friend who can talk about business and participate in praise of paintings.
By this time, Mr. Black, who had refused to cooperate, and had been strung hand and foot on a pole by his hands and feet, had been carried away from the scene like a pig to the slaughter.
He asked the patrolman beside him, "So all my actions will be recorded?" ”
"Of course, all the behavior, when you go to court, you will know how many bad things you have done."
"So you have ten minutes?"
"Ten minutes? If it is not only ten minutes, but this game will be delayed for at least 20 minutes because of you, and that will be your responsibility. ”
"Then the people I knocked over just now will also be recorded?"
"Ha, yes, I think each and every one of them would be happy to take a confession, even if it would be nice to keep you in jail for one more day."
"Great!" Mr. Black said.