Cooking wine on a rainy day is just like an outing on a sunny day. It is a kind of leisure for life.

However, no matter how Jia Qing looks at it, he thinks that this cooking wine and appreciating the rain is fake, and teasing Grandma Liu is real!

"Girls and grandmothers, if you want to play by yourself, just leave me alone, I won't get you to do this!"

When the formation is opened, grandma is about to run. Originally, she was not afraid of eating, but as soon as Wang Xifeng mentioned the alcohol order, she panicked.

They are croppers, and they are busy working for their livelihood all year round, who has played this!

"Don't be afraid, let's just play a simple game!" Wang Xifeng pulled her over and said comfortingly.

Shi Xiangyun still felt sorry for the old and the poor, so he said: "Then let's come to fight!" ”

As soon as the words came out, Daiyu frowned and objected: "That's too vulgar, I won't come!" ”

Grandma Liu shook her head again and again, swinging her hand like a paddle, and said, "No, no, no, I don't know how to fight the ...... of the mother's war."

"Flutter ......" everyone laughed.

Li Kun said: "Grandma, what she said is boxing." ”

Grandma Liu's eyes lit up and said, "It's good to draw a fist, I will ...... this Hello brothers, five leaders......" Grandma Liu said as she gestured. That's it, it's better to come up with another sentence: "It's good to draw a fist, but you don't want that male and female war......"

The crowd fell on their backs.

Baochai couldn't help laughing and said: "If so many of us are fighting, it will be too noisy, and I am sorry for this spring rain." According to me, there are a lot of us, and it's good to beat the drum and pass the flowers, it's elegant and fun, and it's simple. ”

When everyone heard this, they all said that Baochai's proposal was appropriate.

Although Daiyu felt that it was not satisfactory, she had to leave it at that.

Grandma Liu didn't speak at this time, first, Wang Xifeng kept dragging her, and she knew that it was not easy to hide. She probably knew that the drumming of the two was a game of luck, and she could barely accept it......

"There has to be a punishment ......," Li Kun added to the rules.

"The loser just has a glass of wine and tells another joke!" Wang Xifeng looked at Grandma Liu with a malicious expression.

"This is good, that's it, don't change it." Xiangyun came to a conclusion.

Jia Qing didn't express any opinion from beginning to end. It is also a pleasure to quietly enjoy the laughter and laughter of the sisters at home and listen to their talk. At this time, he added leisurely: "There are only about ten of us in total, it's better to play with this person, and ask Zijuan and them to come together." ”

Naturally, no one objected to this proposal, so the high-status maids like Zijuan also joined in, making a total of more than 20 people.

Wang Xifeng pressed Grandma Liu to sit next to Li Kun, and she also turned around and sat down, but she happened to sit between Xichun and Jia Qing. Jia Qing glanced at her, clearly seeing the provocative meaning in her eyes.

Jia Qing turned his head. Daiyu is still sitting beside her, this girl is too shrewd, it would be bad if she saw any abnormal movements......

The circle was a little bigger, and the atmosphere was really more joyful than before.

The drum was placed in the corner of the pavilion, and a little maid with a blindfold was in charge of beating the drum. The maid had already picked a begonia flower, Wang Xifeng took it in his hand, and said "The drum is up", and then there was a drumming sound in the field.

Wang Xifeng hurriedly passed the flowers in his hand to Xichun, and Xichun also passed the flowers out quickly like a hot potato......

Soon the circle was over, and the flower passed to Jia Qing.

"What are you doing, give it to me......"

Wang Xifeng stretched out his hand anxiously, Jia Qing smiled lightly, waited for a breath or so, saw the gesture of the maid beating the drum, and when the drum stopped, he stuffed the flower into her hand, and pulled her, so that she lost the last chance to shoot.

"Haha."

Everyone laughed.

Wang Xifeng stood up and protested loudly: "This doesn't count, he did it on purpose!" ”

Jia Qing said with a smile: "Why don't you count, originally I looked at this flower and admired it, but you insisted on it, so I gave it to you." ”

"You ......" Wang Xifeng was angry and had to argue, but unfortunately everyone judged that she had lost and was not allowed to cheat.

It was difficult to defeat the mouths of the people, and as a last resort, Wang Xifeng had no choice but to admit it. In the end, he couldn't help but push Jia Qing, and pinched him, saying that he was pinching, Jia Qing felt like she was taking advantage of him, because she obviously noticed that her fingers took the opportunity to scratch his waist......

After a glass of wine and a simple joke, it was over.

At the beginning of the second game, Wang Xifeng originally planned to take revenge on Jia Qing in the same way, but considering that she might not succeed, and moreover, she wanted to see Grandma Liu's embarrassment!

So it was not passed in reverse, but it was passed to Xichun, and then gave the little girl standing next to the drumming girl a pointed look. The little girl understood, said a word in her ear, and when the flower was about to be passed to Grandma Liu, she pulled her little friend's clothes violently.

The drums stopped.

Grandma Liu didn't hand it out, and she stood up curtly when she realized that she had been recruited. I didn't think that anyone was calculating her, after all, the drumming maid was blindfolded. Everyone's attention was spent just now, and no one noticed the actions of the maid outside the court.

Wang Xifeng stood up with a smile, deliberately took a large glass full of hot wine, gave it to Grandma Liu, and said, "Come, grandma, drink the wine first, and then tell us a joke, don't laugh at our stomachache!" ”

Grandma Liu begged for mercy: "Grandma, if I drink the wine, the jokes will be avoided, how can I tell any jokes." What we ordinary people say is very vulgar, and I am afraid that I will stain the ears of the girls and grandmothers when I say it......"

"Hey, what are you afraid of, you just have to say what he is vulgar or not."

Grandma Liu is also a person who can afford to lose, as soon as she heard this, she didn't retreat, and after two sips of wine, she remembered a joke she had heard and remembered.

"In our village, there is an eight- or nine-year-old child, who is called Erdan because he is the second child in the family.

There is a large family at the east end of the village, which is a first-class family within a radius of several miles. There is an old lady in this family, who is 90 years old, and the family has made a big birthday for her, and invited people from two or three villages to celebrate her birthday.

The second egg, his father also took him there. When eating the banquet, Erdan suddenly pointed to the big plate of big and round shou bao (shou peach) on the table and asked his father loudly: Why do we eat this shou bao like an ass?

Suddenly, everyone on the scene panicked. Erdan climbed onto the table again, grabbed a birthday bag, tore it open and took a look, and shouted: Daddy, look, there is still poop in here......"

Grandma Liu still has a set of words, and the jokes are very vivid, but unfortunately, after she finished speaking, she found that there was no effect like when they first heard others tell this joke.

She wondered if she hadn't said it well enough, and then she saw several girls leave their seats at the same time, run to the edge of the pavilion, and retched on the fence......

Wang Xifeng endured it, didn't hold back, and also helped Jia Qing retched twice, wiped the non-existent vomit with a handkerchief, and then stood up and looked at Grandma Liu, who was at a loss.

This joke is really......

It's amazing!

Who of them hasn't seen a shoubao? Needless to say, it's a bit like that...... Phew!

Wang Xifeng suspected that he would never dare to touch that thing when he attended the birthday banquet in the future, and he would even have concerns about eating other steamed buns......

She is like this, you can imagine how Daiyu and others feel at this time.

Just as the rain stopped for a while, Daiyu vomited for a while, and asked Zijuan to help her out of the pavilion and into the warm incense dock.

Daiyu is like this, and the others, including the maid, are not too much. didn't leave, but also looked at Grandma Liu with a tired face.

The snarky ones are thinking: This old thing, such a vulgar joke dares to be told in our house......

Only Jia Qing did not change his face from beginning to end, and even smiled. Having experienced the baptism of vulgar jokes made up by countless god-level figures in later generations, he naturally did not have any discomfort with this joke.

But this Grandma Liu, I don't know if she is really ignorant or how, it takes courage to tell such a joke in front of so many noble ladies and grandmothers.

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