Chapter 316: The Story of Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty
Cao Cao got the precious PIC pigs as a gift, but unfortunately they were all sows.
It seems that although Yuan Tan's first insurance measure was broken, the next few insurance measures played a role.
It's not that easy to get a PIC pig source from him.
this day.
In the national capital Yecheng.
Yuan Tan is also receiving gifts.
Yuan Tan has a birthday today, and I don't want to make a big deal of it.
But I don't know who leaked the news, and the people flocked to it.
"Folks!"
Yuan Tan went out of the house to meet the people.
At this moment, the streets are already crowded.
"Folks, you have come to visit the prime minister, the prime minister is already very happy, and the gift cannot be accepted!" Yuan Tan set the tone.
"No, no, you have to collect it!"
"Prime Minister, these are all a drop in the bucket for us."
Yuan Tan still didn't want to accept it, after all, the people had just become rich, "So let's do it, even if these are my return gifts, take them back and give them to the elderly and children." ”
When the people saw Yuan Tan's insistence, they didn't insist. sighed in my heart, others were eager to accept it, but the prime minister didn't accept it. Such a prime minister can't be found even with a lantern.
So a wave of popular sentiment skyrocketed.
"Prime Minister, Prime Minister, do you remember me!" At this time, a little fat man came out with courage.
"Isn't this the Wang Niuwa of the Wang family? Eat fat, eat fat. Yuan Tan was still very surprised, you must know that when he triumphed last year, Wang Niuwa was still as thin as a monkey.
At the beginning, Wang Niuwa's dream was to eat meat, and it seems that this is eating.
Wang Niu's father was excited, "Look, look, my son has changed a lot, and the prime minister still remembers my son!" ”
"Wang Niu, how many pounds are you now?" Yuan Tan asked kindly.
"I'm 120 pounds now!"
Suddenly, the middle-aged people looked at this eleven or twelve-year-old boy with shocked eyes.
Wang Niu's father laughed happily, "I was only 40 pounds when I was this age, and he was 120 pounds." ”
Everyone coaxed, "How did you do it if you ate so fat?" ”
"Quickly kowtow to the prime minister. If you weren't the prime minister, you would be able to eat 120 pounds, didn't you hear your father say that he was only 40 pounds? ”
Wang Niuwa obviously remembered the hard days of the year, and kowtowed at that time, "Prime Minister, if it weren't for you, I would have starved to death at night." ”
"Prime Minister, do you remember me?"
At this time, a fat girl ran out, this guy is fatter than Wang Niu.
"Are you Zhao Feique?" Yuan Tan remembered that Zhao Feique was also very thin at that time, and now he is really fat.
Yuan Tan saw that people were generally fat and had a belly. And in the crowd, a group of chubby dun.
Suddenly my heart was beautiful, it seems that I am really suitable for governing the world, you see that he used to be skinny, but now he has eaten fat.
At this time, Zhao Ping, the captain of the pig farm, walked out: "Lord, let you see a smile." ”
Yuan Tan laughed, "Okay, good, blessed and blessed, this big fat girl is loved by everyone." Eat more, your dad earns more. ”
Hearing that they earned a lot, the people were all excited, and they all kowtowed to Yuan Tan again.
also made up a slip of the tongue, without Prime Minister Yuan, there would be no new life, no new life, how can the people live!
Yuan Tan trembled with excitement when he heard it, and suddenly felt that his life had been wasted. It seems that he was really buried before the crossing, and he is really suitable for governing the world.
Xun You and they are all excited, what is this, this is the people's heart.
"There has never been a monarch who has such a popular ......."
A batch of cattle A batch of cows.
"I was so discerning back then." Xun You talked eloquently, "At the beginning, there was no one in the lord and no one in the army. I saw the grandeur of the lord from the fishing, and the lord caught a golden fish back then! ”
Zhao Yun also said solemnly, "Fortunately, I was still absolutely resolute back then, and I had to follow the lord to fight for the people, so that I could see the scene of today's prosperous world." ”
Xu Chu's waist was bulging, "Just look at the waist circumference of the people, you can see the sainthood of the lord." Looks like I'm going to have two extra trotters tonight and a meal. ”
Xun Yu looked at them, Xu Chu, your waist circumference is almost from ten to fifteen, and you still have to add food?
Everyone sighed at the current situation of the people, and they have been in their memories for decades, and they have always had starving bones on the road, and now they are fat.
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A few days later.
On this evening, the Royal Palace.
There was a rush of running in the Emperor's bedchamber.
A young man is chasing a beautiful palace maid.
"Bi Lian, don't run, if you follow me, I will give you a lot of rewards!"
The young man shouted.
Finally, Emperor Han Xian grabbed the arm of the palace maid Bilian.
"Don't want Bilian!" Emperor Han Xian hurriedly went to cover his mouth.
"Help, Your Majesty is going to rape me." Bilian still exclaimed first.
Suddenly, many palace maids and eunuchs rushed in and eyed Emperor Han Xian.
"What are you going to do! I am Your Majesty, the Emperor! ”
But the palace maid and eunuch instead surrounded Emperor Han Xian in the corner.
Until Xia Xiang, the female official in charge of the palace, came here.
In fact, Yuan Tan was able to control Emperor Han Xian casually within a hundred miles through the Golden Cicada Cup, but that would disturb his own consciousness very much.
Therefore, he sent his henchmen to sit in charge of the palace, and actually controlled the emperor's food, clothing, housing and transportation instead of Yuan Tan.
"Your Majesty, what are you going to do?" Xia Xiang said lightly with a handkerchief.
Emperor Han Xian has never had a woman, and he really can't help but want to find a woman.
I didn't dare to say it at the moment, and I wanted to cry without tears. As a generation of emperors, why are you looking for a woman? Even Dong Zhuo, Li Dao, and Guo Yan combined, have never treated me like this.
"It looks like Your Majesty is in arrears again." Xia Xiang said coldly.
"No, no, no, I'm just talking to Bilian."
"From today onwards, all the palace maids here will be withdrawn and replaced by eunuchs." Xia Xiang gave orders.
Emperor Han Xian 'cried', he didn't let him eat it, he didn't let him look at it, and immediately begged, "Please don't treat me like this, I can swear that I don't want Bilian in the future." ”
"Your Majesty can't do it if you don't want Bilian, and you don't have to serve Your Majesty at night in the future." Xia Xiang said again.
The eunuch here was suddenly overjoyed, he didn't have to work the night shift here in His Majesty, and it looked like he was fat!
Late at night.
"I said that I can swear, I don't want Bilian anymore, and I still treat me like this!"
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty couldn't sleep all night.
The next day.
"Long live my emperor, long live long live......
At the court meeting, hearing this shout, Emperor Han Xian found some sense of existence.
Seeing that Yuan Tan didn't come today, Emperor Han Xian felt even more existential.
After a night of thinking, Emperor Han Xian also made up his mind, and when he saw that Yuan Tan was not here at this moment, he wanted to bring it up at such a good opportunity.
looked at Ma Riyan and said: "Unfilial piety has three nos, and the queen is a great ......." ”
Ma Riyan, Dong Cheng and other widows and young people were suddenly shocked, and they suddenly found that they had neglected a major event before.
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