Chapter 1: Do You Have Wine?
"Sleep in my class, who gave you the guts?
The fire phoenix shouted angrily and slapped his palm on the table.
The loud noise made the windows tremble.
Meng Lang, who was sleeping on the table, was taken aback.
The whole person jumped up from the table.
"Damn, disturbing my sleep is like killing my parents, which one is deflated, get out of here!"
Meng Lang was furious, he was so angry that his facial features were a little distorted at the moment.
He plucked out his buzzing ears and looked around, as if looking for the "deflated three" who disturbed his sleep.
As everyone knows, at this moment, the huge classroom has already been silent!
That's a fire phoenix!
A new class has been in the class for less than a week, but has already established an absolute authority of the class teacher!
He...... How dare he be so bold?
At this time, even the Fire Phoenix himself was taken aback by Meng Lang's reaction.
Once upon a time, someone dared to use such a lowly and vicious word as "deflated three" to describe her?
The fire phoenix is simply angry, where is the dignity of the teacher?
"You're okay with sleeping in my class? Huh, wait, how can you have such a strong smell of alcohol? Are you drunk?"
The fire phoenix was so angry that her whole body trembled, and she pointed at Meng Lang, eager to eat him alive.
A seventeen-year-old student drank heavily before he was a minor.
And she drank heavily in her class, which was too much to write.
It's just that what is even more unexpected is that Meng Lang at this moment doesn't seem to hear what the fire phoenix is saying at all.
He suddenly stepped forward with a drunken face:
"Little girl, it's you who disturb my sleep, right? It's okay, but don't you think that you can disturb my sleep at will if you look beautiful, and the consequences of disturbing my sleep, are you ready to bear it?"
Meng Lang didn't know this new homeroom teacher.
Because he rarely came to class, the last time he slept in this class, Meng Lang had forgotten what time it was.
Therefore, he did not know when the class would have a new class teacher.
"Meng Lang, wake up quickly, do you know what you're talking about?"
Meng Lang's tablemate, a girl with buckteeth full of freckles, said anxiously.
That's the new homeroom teacher! The student molested the teacher in public, and as a bystander, she was already frightened.
If this were the case for ordinary people, the bucktooth girl would not have the courage to stand up.
But she knew that if she didn't stand up again, Teacher Fire Phoenix might really tear Meng Lang's mouth apart.
There is only one reason why the bucktooth girl has always defended Meng Lang, and that is that they have the same disease.
Meng Lang is a strange person in the class, who has been absent from school and drunk heavily every day for three years.
The bucktooth girl was an outlier in the class, with dark skin, freckles, and most importantly, a mouthful of buckteeth.
No one wants to share a table with a bucktooth girl like her.
On the first day of school, she became the object of spurning in the class, and many people avoided her.
Only Meng Lang drunkenly pulled her at that time, and said: Sit next to me!
Because of this sentence, the bucktooth girl felt the warmth of the world for the first time in her life.
Now that Meng Lang is playing with fire, she is really afraid that Meng Lang will set himself on fire!
"Liu Qing, what are you talking about? Oops! Get out of the way, I won't just leave this matter at that!"
Meng Lang couldn't hear what the bucktooth girl was saying at all.
In fact, he didn't even know what the Fire Phoenix was talking about before.
Because his ears had been temporarily deaf from the previous slap of the fire phoenix.
"Yes, this must not be left like that, what are you going to do with me?"
The Fire Phoenix asked sharply!
She was already trying to restrain herself, because she was a teacher, and in front of all the students, she needed to be reasonable.
Otherwise, with her temper, the average prodigal son would have been broken into pieces by her.
"It's easy, do you have any wine?"
Meng Lang was still plucking his ears, but the fire phoenix's voice was relatively high, and he heard it.
“......”
The fire phoenix was speechless for a while, what does this mean?
"I finally drank some good wine and slept comfortably, you disturbed my sleep, you have to compensate me!"
Meng Lang said as a matter of course.
However, at this moment, the whole classroom fell into a deathly silence!
...... Is he serious?
"Enough Meng Lang, how long are you going to go crazy?"
Zhou Tao took the case, as if he had some deep hatred and hatred between him and Meng Lang.
Zhou Tao is the class leader of the first class, and he is a student of Wushi City Hunting Academy.
Zhou Tao is already a first-level bronze hunter, and the "hunter badge" made of bronze on his chest is the best proof of this.
It was the badge of a bronze hunter certified by the "Hunters' Guild" in Wushi City.
Zhou Tao's outburst surprised many people, and Meng Lang and Fire Phoenix were also taken aback by his strong reaction.
"Teacher Fire Phoenix is our teacher anyway, do you still look like a student?"
Zhou Tao pointed at Meng Lang bitterly, and scolding his head and covering his face was scolding.
Meng Lang threw a blank eye at the fire phoenix, completely ignoring her cannibalistic gaze, and finally complained about her.
"Meng Lang, I didn't expect your mind to be so dirty, teasing Teacher Huo again and again, even if Teacher Huo can forgive you in front of everyone's eyes, as the head of a class, I will never allow such an insulting thing to happen. ”
Zhou Tao stood on the commanding heights of morality, and raised his fist to blast at Meng Lang.
In fact, Zhou Tao's intention is very clear, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for heroes to save beauty.
Or it is a great opportunity for the goddess to show a positive image of her jealousy and hatred.
Teacher Fire Phoenix is definitely the best-looking goddess teacher in the history of Wushi City Hunting God Academy.
Zhou Tao's family is also a squire in Wushi City, and as the pride of the sky, he has never seen such an impeccable beauty.
From the first day he saw Teacher Fire Phoenix, he coveted this new beautiful homeroom teacher.
It's just that although the fire phoenix is a new teacher, his style is vigorous and resolute, and he doesn't pretend to anyone.
Zhou Tao has also been suffering from not having a chance to get close.
Now Meng Lang is an excellent thing.
Therefore, Zhou Tao's punch is not light, he is full of strength to give Meng Lang a good look.
"Hey, hey, hey, Zhou Tao, don't mess around, I don't want to beat you. ”
Meng Lang stumbled, as if he was a drunk, and staggered past Zhou Tao's punch.
"If you still want to hit me? ”
Zhou Tao was stunned at first, but then sneered.
Then a storm of attacks continued to be unleashed.
"Cut! Meng Lang, this kid doesn't know the height of the sky, and he still dares to speak wildly!
"Who says it's not? The squad leader is a bronze hunter level certified by the Hunters Guild, and his fist strength has reached at least one hundred catties. ”
"This Meng Lang has never participated in any assessment and competition in the past three years of enrollment, and he has no other skills, except for drinking and sleeping all day long, but he didn't expect that his bragging skills are also leveraged. ”
"Haha......"
The whole classroom burst into laughter.
With Zhou Tao's cultivation and family background, I don't know how many fans there are in the entire class and even the entire Hunter God Academy.
It's just that many people laugh and laugh, but their voices are lowered.
Because, between they spoke, Zhou Tao had already thrown more than a dozen punches.
If Meng Lang was lucky to dodge the first punch before, then he was able to dodge more than a dozen punches in Zhou Tao's hand one after another, then this is not something that luck can explain.
"Bastard, do you know how to hide?
Zhou Tao was a little angry, and his punches were a little chaotic.
"Boom!"
At this moment, the huge classroom suddenly fell silent!