Chapter 32: The Liar's Law

Seeing Tie Xinyuan turn around inexplicably, Tangtang asked the girl beside him puzzled: "Why is he leaving?" ”

The girl sighed and said, "If you don't leave, you will be in trouble." ”

"What's the trouble? Grandpa Zhang is a kind elder and won't do anything to him. Sugar tried to run to the white-bearded old man, but was stopped by the maiden, dragged her into the carriage, and galloped away to the west.

Ouyang Xiu and the others saw that Mr. Zhang Pu had come out, so they had to smile bitterly and come forward to greet him.

Zhang Pu sighed when he saw Ouyang Xiu and the others: "Now that the country is worried about internal and external difficulties, Li Yuanhao's voice is very urgent, why are you still looking like the seats are always full, and the wine in the cup is not empty?" ”

Wang Gongchen stepped forward and arched his hand: "What Mr. taught is that the student will be an official, and I hope to live up to Your Majesty's high expectations." ”

Zhang Pu sneered: "The old man is already dying, and the words he said are like a breeze in his ears, you won't listen to it, but it's a pity that you are in your prime, since you have received the Son of Heaven's fortune, you should devote yourself to the king's affairs, why do you want to spend your energy on the elephant play, it really disappoints the old man." ”

Ouyang Xiu blushed and said, "Don't worry, sir, I've figured it out just now, it's just a scam......"

"Scam?"

Zhang Pu looked at Ouyang Xiu with a smile and said, "Are you planning to sue the official?" ”

Ouyang Xiu hurriedly said: "The opponent is just a yellow-mouthed ......"

"Yellow-mouthed son? I'm afraid not, if you look at this game of chess, where is this change that a yellow-mouthed son can come out of.

This kind of game is endlessly changing, unfathomable, and at a cursory glance, it always feels that you can kill by abandoning the child in a few steps, but this is not the case when you really walk up, and there are countless luck, discarded, and wonderful kills behind the chess game, and there are many dangers and traps.

It can really be described as "one general, two generals and three generals, with a soul-breaking gun behind it", such an old and spicy technique may not be controlled by a child, there must be a person with superior wisdom behind it, but the old man still can't understand why this person wants to challenge me so much. ”

Wang Gongchen, Ouyang Xiu and the others looked at each other, not understanding why Zhang Pu said this, he clearly saw that a child was just making money, how could it become a big conspiracy to deal with Taixue.

Zhang Pu patted the broken flag and said: "A broken flag makes Taixue unable to raise his head for a long time, and a child makes Taixue even more ashamed, no matter what, it is all self-inflicted, the old man swallowed this bitter fruit."

Since there is a first step, there must be a second step, and the old man is waiting. There is always a need to figure out who is teasing the old man. ”

Xiao Xiao'er saw that Tie Xinyuan threw the two chess pieces he had made at noon into the fire, and asked strangely: "You said yesterday that you wanted to carry forward this way of making money, why did you have to retreat today?" ”

Tie Xinyuan replied casually: "The most important rule of a liar is to shoot an arrow to change places, otherwise there is a possibility of being caught." ”

Xiao'er said strangely: "You're not cheating." ”

"You think highly of me, this is really a deception, the so-called endgame, there is no solution at all, I heard a gentleman say before, as long as you take advantage of other people's ignorance to get money, it is a scam."

Xiao'er said angrily: "Your husband is a fool, those students are not fools, and they won't admit it if you ask, so it's very appropriate for you to cheat some money from them to feed everyone." ”

Tie Xinyuan said depressedly: "Don't mention it, the people in Taixue are simply a group of characters who can't afford to lose, I have only been in the endgame for two days, and an old guy who is dying rushed out to settle accounts with me, this thing can't be done, if we continue to do it, we will be sent to Kaifeng County to eat a lawsuit." ”

Xiao'er said angrily: "It's just a matter of gambling and losing, how can it get into the government?" ”

Tie Xinyuan stared at the hammer in Xiao'er's hand and said, "Now that you have a hammer in your hand, how do you deal with this tenon protruding from the table?" ”

"Just smash it down."

"How do you deal with the nails on the threshold?"

"Just smash it down!"

"What do you do with that bug on the ground?"

"Wouldn't it be nice to smash it flat!"

"You see, as long as you have a hammer in your hand, and you face all the problems, the first solution is to use a hammer to smash it, and you don't think of using any other method.

The government is the hammer in the hands of others, and when we have burrs and insects, it is strange that people don't use a hammer to smash them, because this is their most labor-saving method. ”

Xiao'er dropped the hammer and said, "What now?" My brothers and sisters always need to eat, and the money in our hands has been replaced with tools, what will we feed them in the future?

Seeing that autumn is coming, it's time to buy them winter clothes, which is a lot of money, so let's mortgage the tools. ”

Tie Xinyuan thought for a while, pointed to Xiao Fu'er, who was busy cleaning up the broken house, and said, "There will always be a way, everyone is working, there will always be a way." ”

Xiao'er said in a low voice: "Listen to Shui Zhu'er, what did you learn in the academy today about how to be a robber?" ”

Tie Xinyuan almost jumped up when he heard this, and hurriedly explained: "The book says that the people will take this step when they have no food, and once they go out of this step, there will be no turning back, besides, you can't expect us to be robbers, who do you think we can rob?" ”

"What's the big deal about being a robber, isn't Li Yuanhao just a rebellion? Isn't Da Song the same, can't that person help it?

As long as the robber is big enough, who will say nothing? ”

Tie Xinyuan looked at Xiao'er for a long time and said angrily: "You are a fucking Turk. ”

Xiao'er said angrily: "Lao Tzu is a real Han man. ”

Tie Xinyuan saw that other children were looking at the two of them, and hurriedly smiled: "Okay, you are not a Turk, you don't have to worry about money, I will find a way, don't always think about being a robber, I also expect them to be able to start a family and live happily for a lifetime in the future, if I become a short-lived robber, why do I do this now?" ”

Xiao'er dragged Tie Xinyuan, who was about to leave, and said: "Don't think about how to sell the Divine Arm Crossbow, it's best to burn that thing, just like the thing you said is precious, but it is a murderous steel knife in our hands." ”

Tie Xinyuan patted Xiao'er's hand and said, "I'm not that stupid, give me a few days, and I'll figure out a way." ”

"Don't use your mother's money, it's not easy for her to give us food often, and it can't be because of us, even your mother and son are dragged down into beggars."

"Got it." Tie Xinyuan waved his hand backwards and strode home.

When Wang Rouhua returned home, she happened to see her son sitting in front of the table and concentrating on writing big characters, so she quietly came to her son's back to see what he had written.

After reading the big characters written by her son, Wang Rouhua was furious, slapped Tie Xinyuan's ass and shouted: "I told you to only know how to make money, and I let you only know how to make money." ”

Tie Xinyuan was beaten violently, and dodged in the house with short legs, but the room was so small that he couldn't escape his mother's clutches.

Wang Rouhua put the two big words of making money written by Tie Xinyuan in front of his eyes and shouted: "You have heard me clearly, making money is for your mother's business, all you have to do is to study hard." ”

Tie Xinyuan grinned, his mother was really angry this time, her buttocks hurt hotly, in order not to be beaten again, she hurriedly said: "Rich families don't need to buy good land, there are thousands of millets in the book; There is no need to raise a hall to live in peace, and there is a golden house in the book; Don't hate to go out with no one, there are many cars and horses in the book; Don't hate unscrupulous matchmakers when marrying a wife, there is Yan Ruyu in the book; If the boy is determined to live his life. The Six Classics read to the window. ”

Wang Rouhua threw away the piece of paper and said with a wry smile: "I don't know if the emperor's words are a lie, everyone has gone to study, who will plough the fields and do business?" ”

Tie Xinyuan hurriedly patted his ass and said: "Mother Gao Jian, the child's main scripture is Mr. Han Changli's "Original Dao".

This is what is said in the original way, and your words coincide with the sages, which is really remarkable. ”

Wang Rouhua said proudly: "Other people's children should naturally go to farming, work, and business, you are different from them, you are born to read materials, you give me the mind to make money after death, and give me all my thoughts to use in studying, otherwise I will never be spared." ”

It was late at night, Tie Xinyuan was obviously very sleepy, but he couldn't sleep, Wang Rouhua's head fanned his son little by little.

I don't know when, the night breeze blew the window lattice, Wang Rouhua was shocked, and quickly got up to close the window, but the fox was calling very loudly outside, and opened the door to put the fox into the house, but the fox was unwilling to sleep, and circled around Wang Rouhua's feet.

Tie Xinyuan also got up, patted the fox twice on the door of the head, and the fox quieted down, although lying in his nest, his eyes shining blue under the light looked at Tie Xinyuan, and seemed to be very frightened.

"It's not going to be an earthquake, is it?"

Tie Xinyuan asked himself in a low voice, listening closely, but he couldn't hear the sound of a dog barking outside, and he couldn't figure out what was going on.

Looking up at his own house, it doesn't matter if there is an earthquake in such a house, my mother has no strength, and the materials on the roof are the lightest reeds, even if it collapses.

As for the imperial city, Tie Xinyuan didn't think that the earthquake would knock him down, and he had already asked someone, the walls of the imperial city were made of loess mixed with glutinous rice and water, and a thick layer of stones was added to the outside, which could be described as indestructible.

He and his mother sat in the small courtyard with the quilt in their arms, waiting for an unknown disaster to strike.

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