Chapter 20: The Identity of the Fat Man

Everyone was shocked when they saw this, and looked around, but they saw that the surroundings were already unconsciously surrounded by people, and there were about 200 people, all of them were dressed as sergeants, and they were all holding standard spears and sabers in their hands, and the leader was a man in his twenties, wearing a steel helmet, wearing partial general armor, with a cold face, extremely strong, holding a bow and arrow in his hand, and slowly lowering his hand, and the arrow just now was shot by him.

When have the gangsters ever seen such a scene? For a while, they shouted in terror, rushed left and right, and prepared to flee.

But the sergeants are not vegetarians, so how can these gangsters escape. I saw that the leader of the general waved his right hand, and all the sergeants flattened their spears and shouted in unison: "Kill!" The spear in his hand stabbed out very quickly, and five or six of the thugs who ran fast were immediately stabbed and died under the spear.

The general led by him shouted loudly: "The right Jin Wuwei is ordered to suppress the thieves, dare to resist the escapees, and kill them on the spot!" ”

Those gangsters who didn't die were so frightened that their hands and feet trembled when they saw this, but they didn't dare to run, they knelt on the ground one after another, holding their heads in their hands, and they didn't dare to come out.

A sergeant on the side had already taken out a hemp rope and tied up the rest of the gangsters, and the general led by him ignored them, took two steps forward, bowed down in front of the fat man and the little pointed bamboo shoot, and said loudly: "The end will be late, His Royal Highness King Leifu and His Royal Highness Princess Changping are injured and will die!" ”

Fang Zheng suddenly felt his head explode, damn! You're filming, right? This dead fat man is the Blessed King? Is that little spiky bamboo shoot a princess? You don't have to play people like this! Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger is really bad.

Think about the fact that I just met before, when the fat man introduced himself, he said that his surname was Zhou, and he joked that he was the surname of the country, his grandmother's! Isn't it the surname of the country, this dead fat man hides himself very deeply, very deeply......

Fang Zheng knew that the family background of the fat brother and sister was not simple, but he didn't expect it to be so simple, Lord Wang, who has ever seen such a living flesh and blood prince? Today is an eye-opener,—— of course, it would be better if the prince looked better, the blue nose and swollen face, the ragged clothes, and then giving a bowl alive is a meal, which is really a great damage to the prestige of the prince.

And that little sharp bamboo shoot, no wonder she is rampage, acting arrogantly, but she is not worried about causing trouble at all, dare to have the emperor covering him at home, who can afford to provoke her. Broadly speaking, except for the emperor, there is really no one in the entire Hua Dynasty that she can't afford to mess with.

Since the fat man was announced in public, he didn't dare to look at Fang Zheng, his eyes dodged, and he looked very weak. I don't know what his heart is weak.

On the other hand, the little bamboo shoots began to be arrogant, and without saying a word, they rushed forward, and stepped on the dying ninth brother a few times according to his face, making the ninth brother out of breath and out of breath, she still felt puzzled, and rushed into the middle of the group of bound gangsters, punched and kicked them, like a tiger going down the mountain, like a wolf entering a flock of sheep, beating the gang of bastards crying wolf howl, begging for mercy, really eating cucumbers raw, splitting toads alive, and greatly reckoning the majesty of a princess.

This is not the end, and then, the princess who had just been beaten may not have finished venting her resentment, kicked the general who came to the rescue, and cursed: "Where the hell are you dead? Why are you only here now, how late it would be, wouldn't it be better to collect the corpse for us directly......"

The partial general knelt upright, and the princess's jade feet kicked on him and still didn't move, and his mouth kept saying: "The end will be ten thousand deaths, the last will be ten thousand deaths!" ”

Fang Zheng stepped forward to stop the little bamboo shoots and said, "Hey, it's too much, I don't distinguish between the enemy and me, people are kind enough to save you, how can you be like this, if you want to beat it, just beat those bastards." He gestured to the gangsters.

Hearing this, the partial general raised his head and glanced at Fang Zheng gratefully.

The little bamboo shoot was stopped by Fang Zheng, and he couldn't help glaring at the general, turned his head angrily, and said no more.

The sergeant here was busy cleaning up the battlefield, but in fact, he was just gathering the bodies of the dead thugs, preparing to carry them back to the city, and then take the people according to the map. Even Fang Zheng, a traveler who doesn't know anything, knows that beating the prince and princess must be a big crime of the Jiu clan, don't even think about picking it out if you die, all the relatives in the family will be unlucky.

The fat man stepped forward with a shy expression, and said to the other party: "That...... Brother Fang......"

Fang Zheng looked at him with mixed feelings in his heart. had a good time, but the friend suddenly became the prince, and the two stood on different classes, is this friend still a friend? Can you still talk without scruples like before? Can you still play and play freely? Will it be like in the TV series, after getting to know the prince, he will pull out a lot of conspiracies, murders, infernal affairs and other messy cases? - Add two supporting roles to play a chivalrous woman?

Fang Zheng said in a calm tone, "What should I call you?" Fatty, or His Royal Highness King Fu? ”

The fat man hurriedly said: "Fat man, of course it's called fat, with my size, you can't call me thin, right?" After speaking, there was a little worry in his eyes, and it could be seen that the fat man didn't want to lose Fang Zheng's friend because of his identity, especially since this friend was almost beaten to death just now in order to save them.

After thinking about it, Fang Zheng said: "I call you fat, will you be punished by the Nine Clans?" "It's been so long, Rao is Fang Zheng doesn't have any concept of dignity and inferiority in his heart, but he also knows that in feudal society, the royal family is not allowed to be offended in the slightest, if he is convicted because of the title problem, until he affects his family, Fang Zheng would rather hide away.

The fat man smiled when he heard this: "No, absolutely not, since it is a fat man, then it should be called a fat man, in short, we are still like before, what we want to say and do, there are no taboos." After thinking for a while, he added: "But it's only you who call me that, and I can't stand everyone calling me that." ”

Fang Zheng nodded, he was originally a modern person, and he hadn't traveled over for a long time, and he still lacked the fear of the imperial power, status and rank in his heart, since the fat man said so, he decided to do it well, and in the future, he would still be the same,—— the political quality of this guy is very immature.

So, Fang Zheng said with a smile: "Fatty, you kid is very dishonest." ”

"What's wrong with me?" The fat man pretended to be flustered, but unfortunately he didn't look like it, and the smile in his eyes had betrayed him deeply.

"Your home is a merchant's house? Also dealing in silk, porcelain, jewelry? ”

"Make up nonsense, I don't believe you haven't made it up." The fat man was reluctant.

Fang Zheng scratched his head, really, at least the question of his origin is the biggest nonsense.

"Your name is really Zhou Wu?"

"Actually, there are also ...... who call me Zhou Wuxi," the fat man laughed dryly.

Damn, this guy even has a fake name, Fang Zheng was speechless, and said weakly: "Don't keep asking me to ask you, you'd better hurry up, I'll say it all in 1510." ”

"That...... My real name is Zhou Wuxi, the fourth son of the current emperor, the king of Jue Fengfu, eighteen years old, the family has a concubine, two side concubines, several concubines, and no heirs. On the first day of the new year, the fifth day of the new year is happy with the main concubine, the second day of the middle school, and the eighth day of the new year is happy with the side concubine...... "The fat man simply came to a bamboo tube and poured beans."

"Stop! Stop! I'm not interested in your sex! Fang Zheng waved his hand in disgust: "Say something else, you are a dignified prince, why are you studying in the academy with us ordinary students?" Don't you princes have that kind of ...... when you study? So what's going on? ”

"You're talking about Gongxue, right? The prince generally studies in the palace, and the gentlemen there are all today's great Confucians or scholars," the fat man said with a smile: "But I am an exception, I have been sick since I was a child, my father is sympathetic to me, and he specially allows me to be independent in everything, so I chose a academy outside the palace to study." ”

Fang Zheng understood, looking at the meaning, the fat man's father probably let him go completely, just like after the cancer patients in later generations were diagnosed, the doctor would generally say: "What you want to eat and play, try to satisfy him......"

"You shouldn't have anything wrong with you except being a little fatter, right?" Is it hopeless that people have grown fat these days?

"Of course." The fat man smiled bitterly: "Sometimes I often can't breathe, and I can't be happy or sad, otherwise my heart won't beat, I have experienced it many times before, and I almost lost my life every time, and now I just rely on some decoction to continue my life." ”

Most of these diseases are caused by heart disease or cardiovascular obstruction caused by obesity, and it is indeed not easy to be fat. No wonder his father named him "No Disease", but since ancient times, people with the name "No Disease" have generally been sick, which seems to be a common practice.

Fang Zheng put his hand on the fat man's shoulder and said seriously: "Fatty, it's time for you to lose weight." Eat less and exercise more, and maybe your illness will be reduced a lot. ”

The fat man nodded innocently.

From his words, Fang Zheng knew some things one after another.

The emperor, who is also a fat man, gave birth to a total of five boys and three girls, the eldest is from the queen of the main palace, and of course he is the prince, and there are three princesses, in the middle of the small bamboo shoots, there is a sister, there is a sister,—— the emperor's reproductive ability is strong enough.

Because the fat man and the little bamboo shoots were born to Li Guifei, the two were intimate when they were young, and even the fat man moved out of the palace to live outside, and the little bamboo shoots also clamored to live with the fat man.

When he returned to the city, it was already afternoon, the sergeants escorted the gangsters to walk in front, and the fat man and the little bamboo shoots were arranged to sit in the carriage, Fang Zheng wanted to follow them to the carriage, but who knew that the little bamboo shoots didn't know what nerves they had, and pushed him out with a red face, saying that men and women could not kiss each other. It was useless for the fat man to persuade on the side, there was only one carriage, and Fang Zheng couldn't ride a horse, so he had to get down and walk, but fortunately, it wasn't far, although he was sore, it didn't hurt to walk a few steps.

Young Master Fang was indignant in his heart, this stinky girl used to yell in front of the young master, how could there be a trace of a daughter's family between words and deeds, what the hell is she now? Okay, you even told me that you can't give or accept kisses, why did you go earlier?

The general who rescued the driver rushed forward, smiled at Fang Zheng, and hugged his fists and said: "Thank you Fang Gongzi for your righteous help, and the last general Feng Qiudao confessed his feelings!" ”

Wakaka, General Yay! Fang Zheng's eyes were blooming, and the unhappiness just now had already been thrown out of the clouds. The situation was messy just now, and Fang Zheng didn't have much chance to talk to him, but now seeing that he actually took the initiative to come over to speak, Fang Zheng couldn't help but be excited.

Playing Xiao Fang Zheng worships those generals who commanded thousands of troops and horses in ancient times and fought on the battlefield, what blood-stained robes, what kills people like hemp, what is in the middle, and what is outside, anyway, the words that describe the general are full of iron and blood, fierce, and with a cruel and bloody poetry.

There is such a living general standing in front of him, although he is a little younger, but he is a real general after all. How could the character of the eldest young master not come forward and deliberately make friends, not to mention that he had inadvertently given him a favor just now.

Fang Zheng excitedly held Feng Qiudao's hand and kept shaking it up and down: "General Feng! ………… Have you eaten it? ”

Feng Qiudao seemed to be very unaccustomed to Fang Zheng's handshake salute, so he quietly withdrew his hand and said with a forced smile: "Young Master Fang is really ...... Passionate......"

Fang Zheng said to himself: "General Feng, how old is this year?" Do you have a family? What do you like to eat? Do you like to read the Analects or the Art of War? Do you want to recite a song "Man Jianghong" before going to war? Or tattoo a 'loyal service to the country' on the back or something............ By the way, what do you do when you are wearing armor and want to be respectful? Aren't you afraid to pull on the armor? ”

Feng Qiudao wiped his cold sweat, and he began to regret why he came forward to talk to this unobtrusive gentleman, this was simply a serious mistake.

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PS: I have a meal today, and I guess I'm already drunk and unconscious when I come back, so I sent it earlier than usual.

Re-P and S: What, recommended, don't forget to collect.