Chapter 34: Dealing with
Those who are familiar with the dragon god know that this is a sign that the dragon god is about to get angry.
Ma Yanli said that she was going to arrest Lin Chen, everyone was very worried, and even Su Yanran, who was hiding on the side, couldn't help but shudder in her heart!
Not to mention Xu Ruoxue, Lin Qingshan, Xindao's son is in trouble!
Ma Yanli is naturally hateful, but don't be like this, it's always wrong to use violence.
Lin Chen is not the emperor, and if he is arrested, he will inevitably suffer from flesh and skin.
But the next moment, they didn't expect that everyone trembled!
Seeing that Lin Chen didn't seem to care, he smiled and said:
"Ma Yanli, you sassy fox, you are not serious. If you want to catch me, wipe the off of your body first! ”
The corners of Lin Chen's mouth pulled up a touch of arc, as if he didn't care about Ma Yanli's threat.
To deal with this kind of shrew, the dragon god has ten thousand ways.
has traveled from south to north, Lin Chen has accumulated too much experience, and he has also met someone who is even more shameless than Ma Yanli.
It's not like you're caught when you meet yourself!
"What did you say!"
"I have shit, your ass is not clean, Lin Chen, you stinky rascal, make it clear!"
Ma Yanli's chest shook and she spit out unwillingly.
Swish!
Everyone's eyes looked at Lin Chen, all of them were focused together, full of questions!
Yes, why do you say that Ma Yanli is not clean!
Although this woman is quite stingy, vicious, and muddy, there seems to be nothing wrong with her character.
"Lin Chen, you make it clear, why is my wife not clean! Don't spew blood like this because of Fei'er! ”
"After all, I'm still your uncle!"
Ling Dajun shuddered, and taught a lesson.
Lin Chen didn't want to deal with this honest man, he knew that Ling Dajun was not less angry with these two mothers and daughters on weekdays.
Originally, this matter was not about me, so I didn't want to mention it, but now that Ma Yanli is so bullish, she can't do it without mentioning it.
Thinking of this, a sneer tugged at the corner of Lin Chen's mouth:
"If I'm not mistaken, besides Ling Dajun, there are people outside!"
Ga!
Speaking of this, Ma Yanli felt as if she had been pressed by a cement tanker, and her head couldn't stop buzzing!
It's like it's about to explode!
How does the Lin Chen know this man, this is a secret she can't tell!
No one in the family knew about it, Ling Fei'er didn't know, and Ling Dajun was even more kept in his bones!
At this moment, everyone's mouths opened wide, gasped, and their hearts were popping, as if they couldn't believe it!
"You make it clear, when the hell am I someone, it's up to you to break your mouth!"
Ma Yanli said unconvinced, Lin Chen laughed:
"It's just your broken mouth!"
Speaking of this, Lin Chen walked up quickly and pointed at the corners of Ma Yanli's mouth, "You don't wipe your mouth clean when you eat secretly, the corners of your mouth are hairy, and it's still curly!" ”
"This appetite is really big, I usually don't do less!"
Ga!
Hearing this, everyone was shocked, and their eyes froze!
A volley shot at Ma Yanli.
found that the corner of her mouth really had a black hair, which looked very curly, crooked, and crooked.
Doesn't seem to be normal hair.
"It's ??? The old lady is not finished with you! ”
Ma Yanli's mountain bag shook, she couldn't speak, and her eyes couldn't stop rolling, as if she was playing with something.
At this time, Ling Dajun was trembling with anger!
He didn't expect this wife to be able to put a hat on herself!
Thanks to Lin Chen!
"What are you talking about, Lin Chen's mouth is clean, my mother didn't do anything inappropriate!"
"She's heartbroken for this family!"
Ling Fei'er said unconvinced, and a pair of plump papayas in front of her trembled, trembling as if they were about to fall off with anger.
Everyone touched their chins, as if they believed it or not!
Ma Yanli saw that someone was speaking for herself, so she also dragged it up, jumped up and scolded:
"Lin Chen, you stinky rascal is talking nonsense!"
"How could the old lady steal people, this is obviously what I fell in my mouth when I washed my hair!"
Ga!
Falling in his mouth, did he meow like this, it was still crooked.
Everyone didn't believe it, but they couldn't find any excuse to refute her, and at this time, Ma Yanli hurriedly brushed her hair down.
Her face was red as if it was about to drip blood!
Lin Chen was not in a hurry, and laughed:
"Naturally, it's not just empty words, if you don't admit it!"
Speaking of this, Lin Chen walked quickly in front of Ling Dajun, "Uncle Dajun, you usually wash your face with sulfur soap." ”
This!
This question didn't come to an end, and Ling Dajun looked confused!
Confused, he asked:
"What does it matter, I wash my face with soap."
Ling Dajun admitted.
Lin Chen's eyes narrowed, "That's right, you have lived with Ma Yanli for decades, so you are familiar with her taste." ”
"If I'm not mistaken, Ma Yanli is used to Chanel No. 5, which has a strong taste like Bulgarian rose, orange blossom, mimosa, and Grasse jasmine!"
"Medium-flavored angelica, sage!"
"Aftertaste benzoin resin, aromatic resin, Scottish tonga bean!"
Lin Chen stared at Ma Yanli's eyes and said.
When Ling Dajun and Ling Fei'er heard this, they both trembled!
Extremely stunned, his mouth opened wide, as if it was enough to stuff countless salted duck eggs!
They are all too familiar with Ma Yanli's habits, this product usually loves luxury goods, and they buy it in a different way!
But the only one I love is Chanel No. 5, in Ma Yanli's words, fashion is fleeting, and the classic style will last forever!
With this perfume, it is called a woman!
Maybe other people don't know, but Ling Dajun's father and daughter don't know too well that Ma Yanli is using Chanel!
"That's right, it's this perfume, you're right!"
Ling Dajun nodded again and again, like a chicken pecking rice.
Ma Yanli still refused to admit it, and spit out unwillingly:
"My mother can afford it, it's your business!"
"Are you jealous or jealous, your mother can't afford it!"
Ga!
Just kidding, the dragon god's mother can't afford it, Xu Ruoxue used to use Hermes, which is world-famous!
Belongs to the crown of luxury.
In the past few years, for Lin Chen's affairs, Xu Ruoxue has cut back on food and clothing, and she has not used it much.
Lin Chen was not annoyed, and smiled:
"Just admit it! Uncle, can you now get close to Ma Yanli and smell the orange-scented cologne smell of Chanel? ”
"I've never heard of such a thing, and it's a men's cologne, Yves Saint Laurent's black opium 'elegant!"
Lin Chen said lightly.
This perfume has a strong fragrance and is used by many playboys on the market!
Now this taste has been captured by Lin Chen, and the source is the coaxing Ma Yanli.
She has a lot of various parts of her body, and it seems that she has a lot of contact with people.
Ga!
Hearing this, Ling Dajun frowned, and quickly walked to Ma Yanli, who was stunned!
Ma Yanli trembled timidly!
My heart is about to jump out,
She didn't expect that Lin Chen, a tattered young man, would have such an outrageous appreciation for fashion!
Totally unimaginable!
Seeing this, even Su Yanran, who came from the provincial capital Yuzhang, couldn't help but look at her beautiful eyes for a moment, as if she was greatly surprised.
"This stinky rascal, stinky old and coarse, big pervert still understands women?"
Su Yanran spat out, she was familiar with women's products, but she didn't expect Lin Chen to be so familiar with a big man.
It was more than she expected!
If she could know what the identity of the former dragon god was, how extravagant it was, and how wasteful it was, she might not think so!
You might be jaw-dropping!
Wow!