Chapter 170: If He Doesn't Vomit Blood, Who Vomits Blood? (1st Update)
Pan Long really couldn't stand still, no matter whether others dared to speak or not, he had to say two words, no matter what kind of gun he shot the first bird, if he wanted to fight, he would fight, let it go, so he hummed softly, cleared his throat, and stood up quietly, seeing that many people could doze off while standing, he immediately yelled: "Lord!" There's something to say below! ”
His roar didn't matter, not only scared Cao Cao, but also scared everyone, and everyone stopped dozing.
Cao Cao was taken aback by Pan Long, sighed helplessly, stared at him and said, "If you have something to say, what are you roaring?" Scare this commonplace, you can say anything you want, if you say some nonsense, be careful and punished! ”
As soon as Pan Long heard that he was going to be punished, he immediately retreated and said, "The subordinates still don't say anything." ”
Cao Cao hit the fire at the moment, glaring at Pan Long, thinking that you scared me, and didn't say it, you think it is beautiful, you have to say it if you don't say it! Thinking of this, he slapped the handsome case and said, "Pan Long! You speak quickly, you have to say it if you don't say it, you can't say that you are ugly, and this company will never be spared! After speaking, he still didn't understand his hatred, and continued: "It's already in the barracks, you still want to joke, if you want to be like you, won't the barracks become a place of entertainment?" Where is military discipline? Where is the military might? ”
As soon as the Xuchang faction saw that Pan Long was about to set himself on fire, they all grinned, thinking, they deserve it, no matter what he says later, they will propose to give him a board first, and see if he dares to talk more.
Xia Houdun grinned the hardest, he had long hated Pan Long, and he was thrown into the vegetable pot by him in front of the three armies, it was too hateful, as soon as he caught the opportunity, he would instigate Cao Cao to kill this kid, otherwise it would be difficult to solve the hatred in his heart.
Pan Long just retracted back into his place, and then he had to stand up and make up nonsense: "My lord, good news, hehe, I heard that Yuan Shu was so angry that he vomited blood. ”
When Cao Cao heard this, he blinked, thinking that this kid has really long ears, I haven't heard of it, where did he hear it? So he asked, "Oh God, where did the words come from?" ”
As soon as Pan Long heard that Cao Cao still had the heart to ask him, if it was in the past, the board would have kissed with his ass a long time ago, it seems that Cao Cao is in a good mood today, so he was happy, and continued: "It's not a secret, this is a guess by his subordinates." ”
As soon as Cao Cao heard this, his face turned the color of pig liver, and he stared at Pan Long in a daze, and he didn't say a word.
The air in the tent was very tense, and everyone felt that Pan Long's attack on the board was a sure thing, but Cao Cao shrugged his shoulders, took a breath, and asked with interest: "Guess where you came from?" ”
As soon as Pan Long saw Cao Cao and continued to ask, he knew that the board should have been avoided today, so he continued: "Lord Yu, that Yuan Shu was copied by all sides, who will vomit blood if he doesn't vomit blood?" To tell the truth, if it was Yuan Shu in Xia, he would have vomited blood at this time, and he might have vomited to death. ”
"Hahahaha" Cao Cao laughed loudly after hearing this, his belly trembled with laughter, and said: "It's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, then Yuan Shu is busy vomiting blood at this time." ”
Xia Houdun saw that Pan Long didn't hit the board, Cao Cao laughed instead, but he couldn't laugh, he stood up suddenly, arched his hand, and his voice was so loud that it could startle people, and said, "Lord!" Can't be cheap This kid, he is clearly lying, Yuan Shu didn't vomit blood at all, and he hopes that the lord will convict Pan Long of the crime, according to the foolish opinion of his subordinates, it is most appropriate to punish eighty with a cane! ”
When Pan Long heard this, he suddenly became angry in his heart, gritted his teeth according to Xia Houdun, and thought, you are a half-blind man, Lao Tzu spares you from dying, but you don't change your mind, you fight against Lao Tzu everywhere, and you want Lao Tzu to be hit by the board, if Lao Tzu is hit by the board today, don't ask for your eye.
Cao Cao just thought about how to disturb the military heart of Yuan Shu's soldiers, and he didn't come up with it for half an hour, but as soon as Pan Long said it, he thought it was a very good idea, how could he punish Pan Long, so as soon as Xia Houdun said bad things, Cao Cao waved his hand and said, "Yuan Rang, Yuan Shu has indeed vomited blood." ”
Xia Houdun still asked with a confused face: "Lord, when did Yuan Shu vomit blood?" How do you not know below? ”
Cao Cao laughed, and then said: "Just now, vomiting blood, two taels" He spoke, and then said to Xun Yu: "Wen Ruo, tell me to go down and shoot the news of Yuan Shu's vomiting of blood into the city with three thousand copies per second." ”
Xun Yu said: "No." Then he glanced at Pan Long and felt that this kid had made a meritorious contribution today.
Cao Cao is a good master of the art of war, and he sleeps on the pillow of "The Art of War", there is a sentence in the Art of War, attacking the city is the bottom, and attacking the heart is the top.
He clearly knows that after the people's hearts are dissipated, an army will almost lose its combat effectiveness, so he has repeatedly tried the words "attacking the heart".
It is rumored that Yuan Shu vomited blood, which is undoubtedly a good plan to make Yuan Junjun's heart collapse.
Xia Houdun hadn't come over yet, he felt that Pan Long had beaten him every time he wanted to rectify Pan Long, but he was beaten upside down, and he didn't know what to say at this time, so he could only retreat in disgrace.
Cao Cao laughed and said, "What do you think of your meritorious contribution and reward you with 10,000 yuan?" ”
When Pan Long heard this, he happily wanted to jump three feet high, but in front of everyone, he didn't want to lose his temper, he needed money the most now, otherwise where would the money for three dishes and one soup come from? He didn't know if three dishes and one soup could make Xuchang poor, but he would definitely eat him poor, so he had an urgent need for money at this time.
Without waiting for Pan Long to answer, Xia Houdun came to intervene again, arched his hand, and said: "Lord, this matter is Pan Long's nonsense casually, if you want to talk about strategy, it is also the lord's cleverness, and the credit is not on his head at all, and I hope the lord will see it." ”
Cao Cao heard that Xia Houdun was going against him again, and he was a little annoyed by him, thinking that what happened that day was also wrong with him, and Pan Long didn't care about him, but he was working against others everywhere, saying that the prime minister could support the boat in his belly, and the general could run a horse on his head.
Cao Cao spoke for Pan Long again: "Yuan Rang, what you said is also correct, this Sikong is smart and everyone knows it, but it is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice, if it wasn't for Ding Tian to say it first, Ben Sikong would not have thought of using this method to disturb the heart of Yuan Junjun, in the final analysis, it is the credit of General Pan." ”
Xia Houdun touched his nose again, this time he was honest, his head drooped, and he resolutely stopped saying a word.
Pan Long listened to Cao Cao put gold on his face, and immediately smiled, feeling that Cao Cao really killed people invisibly, rewarded people invisibly, if he wanted to kill someone, no matter what you did right or wrong, he could find a reason to kill you, and vice versa, if he wanted to reward you, the same is true.
(End of chapter)