Chapter Ninety-Two: Fifty-five Accounts

Liu Xi shook his head, and then kicked it hard: "Why didn't you say it earlier!" ”

Fang Zheng relieved the siege on the side and said: "Hey, forget it, you can't completely blame him for this, as the saying goes, 'don't do bad things in life, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night', you are afraid of becoming this kind of virtue, you must have done too many bad things, how can you be embarrassed to blame others?" ”

Liu Xi was angry in his heart when he heard this, your virtue just now was not much better than mine, and you were embarrassed to talk about me?

After exerting his fists and kicks for a long time, Liu Xi's mood was soothed, he took a deep breath, and went out to greet King Fu and Princess Changping.

Who knew that the fat man and Changping had already appeared at the door, the fat man had a simple smile on his face, and looked around curiously, but Changping had a pretty face and an expressionless face, as if something had made the little girl very unhappy.

Fang Zheng began to be happy when he saw the two, it felt so good to have acquaintances visiting the prison, no wonder the old actors on TV were like being beaten as if they had been beaten up when the time came to visit the prison, it turned out that the feeling of being visited was so heartwarming.

"The little Liu Xi gave His Royal Highness King Fu a thousand years old, and Her Royal Highness Princess Changping a thousand years old!" Liu Xi didn't say a word, and bowed his head.

The fat man was taken aback, "Who are you?" ”

Liu Xitou didn't dare to raise his head and said: "The little one is the cell boss here, and he is here to serve Lord Fang." ”

Changping said impatiently: "It's none of your business here, get out!" ”

Liu Xi didn't dare to say much, so he immediately got up and left, and closed the door when he went out.

Fang Zheng smiled: "You guys came at the right time, fatty, come, accompany me for a few drinks." ”

The fat man was not polite, he sat down and picked up the chopsticks to eat, and said while eating: "Brother Fang, you have a good arrangement here, it seems that my father has put a lot of effort into it." ”

Changping snorted coldly on the side: "He eats and drinks spicy food here, which looks like a prison, and I don't know how many women outside are worried about him." ”

Fang Zheng paused, approached the fat man and asked softly, "Is your sister eating fire?" I listened to her tone, as if I should suffer a little more, what did I mean? ”

The fat man didn't speak, smiling and sipping wine.

Changping said angrily: "Where did you suffer? The people who have suffered are all outside the prison, you bastard, I don't know how many women you have provoked, you ...... Why don't you die? ”

Fang Zheng was unhappy, his eyes widened when he heard the words, and just as he was about to speak, the fat man hurriedly came out to play a round: "Okay, okay, don't you quarrel as soon as you meet?" Brother Fang, there are two things to tell you today, a good news and a bad news, which one do you listen to first? ”

Seeing the fat man's smiling and mysterious fat face, Fang Zheng flickered, then rolled his eyes and said, "Listen to the bad ones first." ”

The fat man was suffocated when he heard this, and discussed with Fang Zheng in embarrassment: "Can't you listen to it first?" ”

Fang Zheng shook his head with a smile: "No, I have to listen to the bad first, first suppress and then raise, which has a good regulating effect on my mood." ”

This kid is so cunning! The fat man snorted unhappily, and said with a straight face: "Well, the bad news is that Pan Shangshu disagrees." ”

This headless sentence made Fang Zheng stunned, "What do you mean?" Why don't you agree? ”

The fat man said proudly: "That's why I want you to listen first." The good news is that the Turkic envoy will enter Beijing in a few days, but who to send to negotiate with the Turks has made it difficult for the emperor, and some courtiers led by Wei Chengde, the secretary of the military department, have come up and elected you as the chief envoy, and will be fully responsible for the negotiations with the Turks. ”

Fang Zheng thought for a while and said, "So what does this matter mean is that Lao Wei recommended me to negotiate, and Pan Shangshu disagreed?" ”

The fat man nodded and said, "Yes, several of their important ministers are still arguing in my father's imperial study, and I rushed to tell you as soon as I received the news." ”

Fang Zheng pouted without interest and said, "What a fart!" Why didn't anyone ask me for my opinion? ”

The fat man was stunned and said, "What is your opinion?" ”

Fang Zheng rolled his eyes and said, "Of course I'm not going, Pan Shangshu's old thing is in line with what I mean this time, hehe." ”

The fat man hurriedly said: "You are stupid! When the Turkic envoy arrives a few days later, if you are sent as the chief envoy, won't you be able to get out of prison just in time? ”

Fang Zheng said lazily: "You are stupid, go out and talk to those Turks, if you talk well, you can only count me as a meritorious person, and if you don't talk well, Pan Shangshu's old thing will definitely join me in losing power and humiliating the country or something, and there may be any charges that fall on my head at that time." Besides, if the negotiation is painstaking and laborious, what benefit can I get? ”

The fat man was speechless, such a major state event, this person was actually linked to his own selfish interests, and he was really from a famous business family, and deeply inherited the essence of the businessman's character of "no profit can not be early".

Changping didn't bother to get angry with Fang Zheng at this time, and when he heard this, he glared at him and said, "You can get out of prison, isn't this a benefit?" ”

Fang Zheng smiled happily: "Originally, I was reluctant to come in, but after coming in today, I suddenly figured out one thing: there is food and drink here, you don't have to go to court in the middle of the night every day, you don't have to be scolded by your father, you don't have to be spanked, except for not being able to bask in the sun, everything is much better than outside." To be honest, I really don't want to go out. - By the way, fat man, can you help me talk to your father, can you make a hole in this wall for me? Let the sun shine through this hole, and everything will be perfect......"

The fat man touched his chin and began to ponder: "It's not good to make holes in the wall here, the load-bearing of the wall is all here, and the direction is not appropriate, this wall is on the west side, you can only bask until sunset every day......"

Fang Zheng discussed with him: "Then do you want to change sides?" Let's change to the east side, I like the fresh sunshine in the morning, but to tear down the east wall, this big bed has to be moved, I may not be used to sleeping......"

The fat man nodded deeply: "Makes sense......"

The fat man continued, "If you want me to say just make a few holes in each wall, so that you can get the sun at all times." ”

Fang Zheng hurriedly nodded in agreement, and said: "But you still have to consider the feng shui problem of the room, what if the feng shui is broken?" Fatty, you will find a gentleman who looks at feng shui to come over and help me calculate. ”

"No problem, I've got ...... on this matter"

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Changping listened to the more these two people talked, the more off-topic, and couldn't help but stomp his feet and say loudly: "Wake up!" Is there a score or not? What do you say about the nonsense? Are you really planning to stay here for a long time? ”

Fang Zheng and the fat man were suddenly shocked, and then glanced at each other embarrassedly. chatted too much, and said that the man who likes to decorate the room is a good man, from this point of view, Fang Zheng and the fat man are definitely models of good men.

"Uh...... Where did we just say? The fat man said embarrassedly.

Fang Zheng scratched his head and recalled: "...... Speaking of placing a few pots of iron trees in the corner of the south wall, it is rich and auspicious......"

Fat man sweating: "...... It's not this, let's get down to business, Brother Fang, I think the negotiation is none other than you, for the sake of the people of the Chinese Dynasty, please don't shirk. ”

Fang Zheng shook his head and said, "Sensei gave me such a big hat, in a word, I won't do anything that is not beneficial." There are so many people in the Hua Dynasty, anyone can talk about it, I think Pan Shangshu's old thing is good, let him talk about it. ”

The fat man smiled bitterly: "Don't be joking, Pan Shangshu has always been the lord and faction in the court, if you send him forward, obviously if you win the battle, you can make him talk about peace, aren't you a chaotic general?" ”

Changping said hatefully: "Benefits and benefits, you have fallen into the eyes of money!" What benefits do you want? ”

Fang Zheng came to his senses as soon as he heard the word "benefit", his eyes lit up when he heard the words, and he said with great interest: "It's very simple, I negotiated with the Turks, and the deal under negotiation, uh, it should be called terms here, right?" Well, the terms of the negotiation, I will split the account with the imperial court. If the Turks pay me a million taels of silver, the court will have to give me a private 500,000 taels, of course, if it is some goods, such as good horses, furs, cattle and sheep, etc., we can convert them into silver and then divide the account......"

After thinking about it, Fang Zheng added: "If it's a Turkic woman, I don't want any of them, I give them all to the imperial court, which is my gift to the imperial court, customer satisfaction is my purpose, and I can cooperate again in the future......

The fat man and Changping were dumbfounded when they heard this, this person ...... This man is so shameless! The two grew up in the deep palace since childhood, and their ears and eyes are full of the ideological teachings of loyalty to the monarch and serving the country, how have they ever seen someone express their desire for self-interest so nakedly? The two of them who heard these words couldn't help but feel a little dizzy at the moment......

Fang Zheng saw that the two of them looked weird, and he couldn't help but worry in his heart, did the buddy set the price too high? Five-five accounts are indeed a little more, do you want to lower them again? Lower the psychological bottom line a little and leave room for bargaining, four or six? Well, it seems that there is still a little more, at least three seven, no less, buddy has been poor recently, I have to find some income for myself......

Fang Zheng said uneasily: "Uh,...... What's wrong with you guys? If you don't agree, we can discuss it again......"

After a long time, the fat man arched his hand in admiration: "Brother Fang is really ...... It's ......" thought about it for a long time, but I didn't come up with a sentence that could accurately describe Fang Zheng's character. The fat man finally sighed dejectedly and said, "Anyway,...... I'm convinced! ”

Fang Zheng was stunned and said, "...... Served? What are you serving? Hey, what do you mean? What does it mean to be served? Don't digress, we can discuss it again......"

The fat man and Changping glanced at each other, and seeing that Changping also had a wry smile on his face, the two nodded to each other and got up one after another.

The fat man arched his hand and said, "...... We took our leave, and it was better for me to ask my father about it......"

After saying that, the fat man turned around and went out, Changping followed the fat man out without saying a word, thinking about it and feeling unwilling, he jumped and ran back, and pinched Fang Zheng's arm: "You bastard!" I've never seen such a shameless person as you! Why don't you die? ”

scolded fiercely, but Changping's eyes were full of smiles, and in his autumn-like eyes, the affection could not be concealed. After Changping finished speaking, he turned around and ran away, and her silver bell-like laughter could be faintly heard in the dimly lit corridor of the cell.

Fang Zheng grinned in pain, and inexplicably chased after the fat man's back and shouted, "Hey! Why do you say you're leaving? If you can't give a sentence, four or six can also be done, and three or seven is not negotiable......"

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It's really a lot easier to just one more chapter, and I still have time to read the books of the gods.