Chapter 179: It's Really Time for You to Lose Weight (Second Update)
Cao Cao saw that Pan Long was talking nonsense and came with his mouth open, so he couldn't laugh, because he didn't like others to talk nonsense more than him, so his smile suddenly disappeared, and he said: "Don't hide it, you do have a good errand, and Ben Sikong also thinks you are very bored, so how about you go out for a ride according to the row?" ”
Pan Long said: "Ride, haha, it's not a secret, my subordinates like to go for a ride the most, I don't know where to go for a ride?" ”
Cao Cao said: "Go to Shouchun, east, west, south, three gates." ”
Pan Long touched his nose and said, "Lord, aren't there Lu Bu, Liu Bei, and Sun Ce in those three gates?" I'm afraid it's not appropriate to go for a ride in their camp, right? ”
Cao Cao felt a little tired at this time, and sat on Pan Long's bed, only to hear a choked sound, this was originally a simple bed, and as soon as Cao Cao's body of more than 200 catties sat down, half of the whole bed collapsed.
Pan Long grinned and thought, Cao Da Fat, you really should lose weight.
After Cao Cao sat down, he also felt that Pan Long's bed was not strong, and after sitting down, he deliberately shook his fat body, and the bed was choking again, and he immediately interrupted: "Who built this bed for you, it's not stable at all." ”
Pan Long said: "It's okay, it's light weight, it's okay." ”
When Cao Cao heard Pan Long say this, he immediately said with a straight face: "You mean to say that Ben Sikong is fat?" ”
When Pan Long saw that Cao Cao was about to turn his face, he immediately said New Year's words and said, "Lord Sikong, my subordinates don't mean that. ”
Cao Cao laughed and said: "That's what you mean, Ben Sikong doesn't blame you, this is the truth, haha, it's not a secret, Ben Sikong also knows that he is fat, but there is no way, he can't lose weight, this person, as soon as he goes straight to the fourth, he is easy to get fat, you will know when you reach my age, you will be fatter than me at that time, haha." ”
Pan Long grinned, thinking, let your fart fatter than you, then I will just kill you.
Cao Cao saw that Pan Long was silent, and continued: "Let you go for a ride in the other three gates, that is, let you ask by the way, the reason why the three of them did not attack the city, this Sikong was summoned in the name of the Son of Heaven, why did they resist the decree and disobey it, to put it bluntly, you are going to Xingshi to ask for guilt this time, you know what I mean?" ”
After hearing this, Pan Long suddenly realized, what kind of bullshit to go for a ride, it turned out that he was going to do this thing, but he could also go for a ride, but it was just a ride by the way. So he replied, "My subordinates receive orders." ”
Cao Cao was a little unhappy when he heard Pan Long say that he received the order, and said: "Look at you, what you said was a ride, what kind of life did you receive?" Really, a good errand, as soon as you say that it is a chore. ”
How fast Pan Long's head turned, this business trip, is not as good as in the past, in the past, it was a business trip to the city, there was wine, there were beautiful women, and there were seductive dances and chicken legs, this business trip, but to go to other people's camps, how hard life in the camp was, he had a deep understanding, what wine and beauties, all for nothing, it would be good to have water to drink, not to mention any beauties and chicken legs, don't think about it, this is a chore.
So after Cao Cao finished speaking, Pan Long was silent, meaning that this was a chore.
Cao Cao comprehended, sighed, and continued: "Since you think this is a chore, then this Sikong will add another errand to you, one errand is bitter, two errands are also bitter, anyway, they are all bitter, it is better to add another one." ”
Pan Long was helpless, so he could only say: "Please speak." ”
Cao Cao said unhurriedly: "After you asked them why they didn't attack the city, you wanted to persuade them to attack the city, and they also knew that the army was driven out for a long time, and the daily cost was a thousand dollars, and the short pain was better than the long pain, it seemed to be wrong, it was the long pain that was not as good as the short pain, so that they must attack the city." ”
When Pan Long heard this, his head was big, and he immediately said: "Sikong, I'm afraid it's difficult, everyone knows that the siege is desperate, the eggs touch the duck eggs, the two are estimated to be unable to touch one person, there are people in Lu Liusun's camp who are familiar with the art of war, how could they agree to attack the city?" ”
Cao Cao didn't care what excuse Pan Long made, and then continued, "It's only three days, if you can't convince them to attack the city, you don't have to come back, just follow one of the three of Lu, Liu, and Sun." ”
Pan Long shook his face and said, "Sikong, you are a strong man!" Three days is a bit of a rush! ”
Cao Cao stared at Pan Long with his face up and said, "Is it urgent?" Cao doesn't think, isn't your chasing dragon horse traveling thousands of miles a day? Just a Shouchun City, can't run it in three days? ”
When Pan Long heard this, he understood that Cao Cao had been thinking about his dragon chasing horse, this was envy, jealousy and hatred, and he was really not afraid of thieves stealing, he was afraid of thieves.
Pan Long felt that if he wanted to go around Shouchun, as long as he was on tiptoe, he could go around in the blink of an eye, the key was to talk about things, which would take a lot of time, so he said: "Cao Si, three days to run Shouchun naturally, but to discuss things, it's not so fast, you can't order others to attack the city at once, if they listen to the order, they will attack the city early, and they need to explain it to them one by one, and the subordinates don't have a reason to convince them to attack the city now, please make it clear." ”
Cao Cao sat up from the bed at this time and said: "What to say, if Cao had a way, he would not come to you in the middle of the night, and set off early tomorrow morning, remember, in three days, if you can't persuade the three of them to attack the city, you don't have to come back." ”
As he spoke, Cao Cao walked out of the tent with his hands behind his back, and when he walked to the door of the tent, he turned around again, saw that Pan Long was still stunned in place, patted him on the shoulder again, and said, "Good luck." ”
Cao Cao didn't look back and left, as if he was very happy, as soon as he went out, he jumped up and down like a child, and the soldiers guarding outside the tent were stunned, thinking, Cao Cao, what is this bad problem?
Pan Long almost sat down on the bed, this was a completely impossible task, wondering if Cao Cao had any other purpose to say? He already knew that Cao Cao's IQ was very high, so Pan Long didn't want to think about it so much, and he decided to come back even if he didn't complete the task.
Just lay down for a while, only to listen to the sound of the bed "Bah-", it fell apart, the bed frame was not high, but it didn't fall, it scared Pan Long a lot, and immediately scolded: "Your mother sells batches"
The next day, Pan Long set off before dawn, explained to Zang Ba and the railway, brought some water and dry food, and left.
As soon as Cao Cao heard that Pan Long left before dawn, he smiled happily for a long time.
Pan Long planned it this way, the first day was spent at Liu Bei's place, this summer, it was cooler to rush in the early morning, the next morning to find Lu Bu in the dark, and it was Sun Ce's turn on the third day.
(End of chapter)