"No way!"

Hearing that Jia Qing wanted to repay the debt, everyone denied it in unison. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

It seems that there is no way to hide. Well, if you don't see what a joke is, you won't be convinced. Silently took the cardboard handed over by the attacker and put them on the table, Jia Qing began to think of new jokes.

Hey, there you guys, don't you think it's vulgar and has no connotation? To you all have connotation!

I only heard him say slowly: "There are three people, one is Shangshu, one is a squire, and one is Yushi, they are friends." Often talk about Fengyue together.

One day, they were drinking tea in a teahouse, joking with each other.

At this time, I saw a dog slowly walking across the street.

When the scholar saw this, he immediately had a plan, pointed to the dog and asked the waiter on the side, "Is it a wolf or a dog?" ’

The squire didn't know that he was scolding himself. But he wasn't a man to be manipulated, he glanced at the dog and instantly had a countermeasure.

I heard him reply: 'How can you not know that there is a difference between a wolf and a dog after reading books for decades!'

First, look at the tail. The droop is a wolf, and the upper comb is a dog! ’

When Shang Shu heard this, his face suddenly darkened. It's just that the imperial history next to him didn't react to what they were talking about for a while, and when he heard this, he asked, "What about the second?" ’

The squire smiled mysteriously and said, "The second is: wolves only eat meat, while dogs eat meat when they encounter meat, and they eat when they encounter!" ’

Yushi realized this, and suddenly his face was like eating......"

"Hahahaha....."

"Ho-ho-ho"

Sure enough, they like such jokes with more "connotation", and after listening to Jia Qing's sentence "Yushi eats", they all blushed with laughter.

"The second brother who lost thought of such a narrow joke, if it was spread out, wouldn't it offend all the imperial historians and scholars at once?"

Tanchun was funny, and teased like this.

Jia Baoyu also said: "Second brother, this joke is good, this wolf's tail is really hemped, isn't this dog's tail upturned?"

Especially the second point, this imperial history eats ...... Imperial History ......"

Jia Baoyu said that this seemed to suddenly realize something, and quietly turned his head to look at Lin Daiyu.

Originally, Lin Daiyu was also laughing, because this joke was really narrow. But when she caught a glimpse of Jia Baoyu's eyes floating over and his words of stopping, she thought for a moment and vaguely understood what Jia Baoyu was thinking......

His face suddenly sank.

Jia Qing was about to suffer when he saw it. I didn't expect that this Lin Ruhai official residence in Lantai Temple is a doctor, isn't it a royal history? Or the big guy among them! Didn't he even scold him for this joke?

But how to explain this, can it be said: Sister Lin, I didn't mean that your father eats ......

That's going to be a big deal!

While the sisters were still thinking about this joke, and Jia Baoyu hadn't made a big mistake yet, Jia Qing decisively changed the topic and said: "Okay, okay, that's all for the joke, now I'll teach you to play a game." Let's start by making the tool. ”

Jia Baoyu also recalled at this time, and he almost got into a big deal! Hearing Jia Qing change the topic, he immediately gave up his unfinished words and said, "Oh? Tell me what kind of tool it is. ”

Jia Qing didn't look at him, this guy almost pitted him.

"Please also ask the attacker sister to bring me a few pairs of scissors to ......"

So, under the guidance of Jia Qing, the sisters worked together and quickly cut out fifty-four cards of the same size.

Jia Qing took them all back, well, fortunately, it was only about twice as thick as the playing cards in later generations.

"Second brother, what should I do next?"

Seeing Jia Qing weighing the pile of cardboard there, Jia Baoyu asked.

Jia Qing smiled mysteriously and said, "Next, I will borrow the second brother's desk." ”

So he moved to the desk in the corner of the room. The sisters also gathered around Jia Qing.

After that, Jia Qing wrote the size of the fifty-four cards according to the appearance of the playing cards in his memory, but he didn't draw a pattern.

He plans to draw a model when he has time in the future, so that the bookstores in the city can make more beautiful cards in batches.

Looking at Jia Qing marking the cards on the table, Tanchun said, "What is the second brother doing?" Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ninety, these are all numbers, but I don't know what these four are. Hey? Big King and Little King? ”

"It's fun!"

After Jia Qing marked the last two cards with the king and the little king, although he didn't understand, Daiyu still commented.

Jia Baoyu asked, "What is this called?" ”

"Playing cards."

"Puke brand?"

"How do you play?"

"There are many ways to play, now I'm going to teach you how to recognize these cards......"

……

An hour later.

"Three with one, I'm done again."

"Brother Bao, how did you play the cards, and let the thief of the second brother run away. Show me your cards...... You really are! Why don't you bomb him if you have a king? ”

After losing another game, Lin Daiyu began to blame Jia Baoyu, a pig teammate

Jia Baoyu whispered: "I think it's not too late to wait a little longer......"

That's right, the first way Jia Qing taught them to play was the popular "fighting landlords" in later generations. It's just that in this era, it is obviously out of place to call this name, in the final analysis, powerful people like Jiafu are big landlords! Because the Jia family has more than 100,000 acres of land under their name.

So Jia Qing called it "catching thieves".

Because the thief stole three treasures, everyone came together to catch the thief, in the name of it!

But what's interesting is that Daiyu is very talented in learning this, and she basically mastered the essentials in an hour. However, Jia Baoyu seems to be unenlightened, and after playing so many games, he is still always ridiculed, "Your cards are also played well......"

"Brother Bao, get up, it's my turn."

Sure enough, Tanchun also agreed with Daiyu's words and automatically sentenced Jia Baoyu to death.

Jia Baoyu reluctantly stood up.

"Second Master Bao, Second Master Qing, girls, the old lady is passing the rice over there."

A mother-in-law's voice came from outside the house.

Only then did everyone in the house realize that it had been dark at some point, and the oil lamp next to it had been lit at some point.

So everyone got up and went to the main hall of Rongqing Hall.

"What did you play all afternoon? I don't know how ...... to eat."

Jia Mu had really set up the meal here, and after Jia Qing and his party came in, Jia Mu complained.

In front of Jia's mother, it has always been Jia Baoyu's special session, but I saw him run to Jia's mother in a few steps and sit down, and replied: "Back to the ancestors, we are catching thieves." ”

Jia Mu was beckoning Jia Qing and the others to sit down, and couldn't help but be stunned when she heard the words: "Catch the thief?" Where did the thief come from? ”

Jia Baoyu smiled and said, "Ancestor, you are not that kind of thief. It's a game that the second brother taught us to play.,It's the same as your ancestor playing cards.,It's just that ours is played by three people.。 ”

Seeing Jia's mother's gaze, Jia Qing took out the playing cards in his arms, handed them to Jia's mother, and said, "Ancestor, please see, this is this thing." ”

Jia Mu took it and said, "You got it?" It's chic! After a closer look, he still didn't see anything famous, so he returned it to Jia Qing and said, "Later, you will also teach me this old woman." Now let's get to dinner. ”

"Yes!"

The masters in Jiafu eat alone, but Jia's mother likes to be lively and keeps Baoyu and her sisters by her side, so she eats together.

Generally, the two wives of King Xing, Li Kun and Wang Xifeng do not eat here, unless Jia's mother stays. Tonight is equivalent to one more Jia Qing.

Eat silently, sleep silently.

After eating dinner silently, Jia's mother was really interested, and left Jia Qing and others to teach her how to "catch thieves".

The old man's comprehension ability is always poor, and everyone doesn't dare to ridicule Jia Baoyu like they treat, so they have to patiently explain the rules to Jia's mother.