301, Wang Mangxun Rulai
Sun Wukong is a hundred and eight thousand miles, but the Buddha is not a vegetarian!
No matter how Sun Wukong flies or turns his heels, his hands follow Sun Wukong tightly when he comes to the Buddha.
And the most annoying thing is that the Buddha's hand is faster than Sun Wukong!
Directly in front of Sun Wukong, he turned his five fingers into five pillars that supported the sky.
"Huh!~"
Sun Wukong saw these five pillars of heaven support, and a smile appeared on his face.
The current Monkey King is no longer the original Monkey King!
Sun Wukong knew that these five pillars were the fingers of the Buddha.
But what about knowing?
Do you know that you won't pee on your fingers?
No!
Sun Wukong not only wants to pee on the fingers of the Buddha as soon as possible.
He's going to too!
But what about the future,
Anyway, Sun Wukong is cool now.
"But it stinks!"
Sun Wukong covered his nose and gasped.
After solving their own physiological problems.
Sun Wukong swaggered out from the gap in the five pillars that supported the sky.
"Hmph, you want to deceive my grandson!"
"Now my grandson has stepped out of the palm of your hand!"
"Look what you say!"
Sun Wukong smiled and returned to the heavenly court.
"You old bald donkey, my grandson has escaped from the palm of your hand, what do you say?"
Sun Wukong asked the Buddha.
Buddha Nyolai: "You didn't escape from my palm!"
The Buddha said to Sun Wukong.
"Didn't escape from your palm?"
"Don't lie to me, I obviously saw your five fingers just now, and then put the pillar there. ”
"I deliberately and pee there and made a mark!"
Sun Wukong said to the Buddha.
"Well, that's what it tastes like!"
Sun Wukong pointed to the taste on Rulai's hand and retched.
Buddha Nyolai: "This is still in the palm of my hand!"
"Hehe, I deliberately came out of your palm!"
Sun Wukong sneered: "If you don't believe it, ask the back of your hand, it also stinks!"
Sun Wukong said to the Buddha.
Buddha Nyolai: "Don't look at it, everything you do is in an illusion!"
"What you see for yourself is just an illusion!"
The Buddha explained to Sun Wukong.
At this time, Sun Wukong realized that he didn't know when he entered a jar.
And Rulai is dragging this jar.
Therefore, no matter how hard Sun Wukong tries, he can't escape from this jar.
"Willing to lose the bet, monkey, you better go honestly!"
As the Buddha spoke, the jar in his hand began to be buckled.
"No!"
"Save me, I'll give you money!"
Sun Wukong said loudly to Zhang Yuan in the group chat.
"Alas!"
"It's a nuisance, too!"
Zhang Yuan sighed, and then stepped out of his own world and came to the place where Sun Wukong was.
At this time, Rulai had already opened his huge palm, intending to press Sun Wukong under his Five Finger Mountain.
"Fellow Daoist, wait!"
Zhang Yuan gently blocked Rulai's big golden hand and said to Rulai.
"Who are you?"
After seeing Zhang Yuan, Rulai asked Zhang Yuan.
Zhang Yuan: "Who am I, don't worry about it!:"
Zhang Yuan said lightly to the Buddha: "I once promised this monkey to help him once!"
"I don't want to break my word!"
A smile appeared on Zhang Yuan's face, and at the same time, he also released a trace of his own breath.
"Mixed elements?"
The Buddha's face changed, and he couldn't help but exclaim.
Zhang Yuan: "So please also ask Daoyou to make it convenient!"
Zhang Yuan said to Ru.
"According to reason, Daoyou has spoken, I should indeed give Daoyou a face!"
"But this monkey is a catastrophe. ”
"So forgive me for not being able to obey!"
The Buddha said to Zhang Yuan.
Zhang Yuan: "Isn't it okay?"
Zhang Yuan's face became ugly, and he asked seriously to Rulai.
"Donor, you're not from our world, are you?"
"This is a matter of our world, are you bullying our world without a mixed element?"
Rulai asked Zhang Yuan with a hint of anger on his face.
"There are two people behind you, right?"
Zhang Yuan asked the Buddha.
"Why don't you call them out and try it?"
Zhang Yuan said to Ru.
Rulai: "You!~"
Rulai suddenly had some weakness, and since the retreat of the Second Sect Master of the West and several saints of the Three Qings, he had not shown up for a long time.
Just when Zhang Yuan was aggressive, Zhang Yuan suddenly felt a trace of terrifying qi locking on him.
"It's ......"
"Hongjun?"
In an instant, Zhang Yuan understood who had locked him.
This terrifying strength is undoubtedly Hongjun, yes!
Hongjun fits the Tao with his body and becomes the Taoist ancestor.
Now, after so many years, it can almost be regarded as the Heavenly Dao.
The essence of the Heavenly Dao is to maintain the operation of the entire world, but Zhang Yuan's essence is ......
Zhang Yuan's essence is to collapse the world.
So Hongjun naturally doesn't like Zhang Yuan very much.
But because Zhang Yuan was invited by Sun Wukong.
So to a certain extent, Zhang Yuan belongs to the guest.
This is also the reason why Hongjun did not drive Zhang Yuan away as soon as possible.
But now Zhang Yuan actually wants to be anti-customer-oriented.
hindering the normal operation of this world, at this moment, Hongjun couldn't sit still.
However, Hongjun did not appear directly, but gave Zhang Yuan a warning.
"Ahem, but I'm not unreasonable, since this monkey is one of your important links, I won't make trouble for you. ”
"But can you change this treatment?"
"You can't press in this Five Elements Mountain. ”
Zhang Yuan said to Ru.
Rulai: "......"
looked at Zhang Yuan, who was quite unreasonable just now, and was so polite at this moment.
Rulai knew what in an instant.
After someone supported him, Rulai also hardened.
"No, this is our world, what qualifications do you have as an outsider to meddle?"
Rulai sneered and said to Zhang Yuan.
"And what if I say no?"
At this time, Wang Mang didn't know when he came to Rulai and said to Rulai.
"I am the lord of the world, do you want to use the Five Elements Mountain to suppress this monkey with my permission?"
Wang Mang asked Rulai.
Rulai: "......"
Rulai opened his mouth and did not speak, although he said that the status of the lord of the world was very high.
But it has been a long time since anyone has used the name of the Lord of the Earth.
Wang Mang: "In the future, without my permission, all of you are not allowed to show miracles in the world." ”
Wang Mang said to all the immortals.
"Bold!:"
"How dare a little mortal care about the affairs of our immortals?"
At this time, there was a star monarch who couldn't help but say to Wang Mang.
Wang Mang: "Very good, tomorrow I will order the world to demolish all your temples and pull out your idols and beat them!"
Wang Mang said with a sneer.