Chapter 5: The Classic Lie
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Li Qi is definitely a man with a normal sexual orientation, and the hug just now is indeed very pure. When he used to work in that super five-star hotel, most of the people he usually came into contact with were some international friends, or some celebrities, gentlemen, rich people, etc., everyone met, whether they were familiar or not, they generally shook hands and hugged, and over time, Li Qi also regarded hugging as a habit of communication.
But this is the Northern Song Dynasty, and people here usually meet, that is, they give up their hands, and those handshakes and hugs are some frivolous actions in their eyes.
Li Qi didn't react at first, and it wasn't until he smelled the faint smell of rouge on Zhao Jing's body that he suddenly woke up.
Northern Song Dynasty men use rouge?
There has never been a record in the history books, and it is even more impossible for a shemale to exist, and judging from Zhao Jing's appearance, Li Qi is already very sure in his heart that this Zhao Jing is a little girl at all, and it is also an airport.
But at this time, even if you know, you must not show it.
"Huh? Brother Zhao, why are you shaking? Could it be that you are sick? In this case, Brother Zhao, you better go back and rest early, there is still something at home for the younger brother, so I will leave first. When Li Qi saw Zhao Jing, who was already full of anger, he was so worried that he turned his back and wanted to slip away.
"Stop, you shameless man, today this --- will not kill you, and I will not be a man." Zhao Jing stared at Li Qi with a flushed face, and when he saw that he wanted to run, he took out the short sword in the hand of the little guy next to him, and rushed to Li Qi's side, only to hear the sound of "Zheng", the cold light was shining, and the sword head was pointed directly at Li Qi's chest.
No way! Dare to draw a sword in the street and commit murder, you bully me Da Song has no city management!
Li Qi's face changed greatly, and he hurriedly shrank back in fright, but still squeezed out a smile on his face, gave two thumbs up, and exclaimed, "Wow! What a beautiful sword! Could it be that Brother Zhao wants to give this sword to you, hehe, hehe, how embarrassed it is--- they all say that the sword is given to heroes, and it is really deserved to be in the next! ”
Before the words fell, Li Qi suddenly tilted his body suddenly, stretched out his right hand, and grabbed Zhao Jing's wrist.
Waiting to be killed? That's not Richie's style.
Whew!
I saw that Zhao Jing's feet did not move, and his wrists shook several times.
Li Qi suddenly felt a chill in his neck, his eyes glanced down, and his heart was shocked, only to see that the short sword was right on his neck, and the cold light flashed, it was really scary!
Could it be --- is this the so-called Cha Chestnut Kung Fu?
"If you dare to move again, I will make your head fall to the ground." Zhao Jing sneered.
Li Qi really didn't dare to move again, and said in great "surprise": "I said Brother Zhao, what are you doing here?" If you are reluctant to give me this sword, then I don't want it, why do you draw your sword to face each other, this is a matter of human life, in case you alarm the police --- officer, it is not good, you quickly put the sword away, I should have done nothing to happen! ”
"I'm still hard-mouthed when I'm dying." Zhao Jing snorted coldly, and the sword blade approached a little closer, and said, "You prodigal son, you are only inferior to me, I will definitely take your life today." ”
"Thin?" Li Qi grew his mouth, made a surprised expression, and said: "Brother Zhao, you can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, it will die, in the hug just now, but it is affectionate, it is polite, why say it lightly, besides, two men hug, isn't it a common thing, I don't have a fox smell, why do you have such a big temper." ”
Li Qi was afraid that Zhao Jing would tell her true identity, so he preemptively showed that he didn't know that she was a daughter in advance, and the so-called ignorant was not guilty.
Sure enough, when Zhao Jing heard this, his cheeks turned crimson, and his expression eased a little.
"Childe, don't talk nonsense with this kid, kill him with a sword, and see how he quibbles." The little guy said angrily.
Day! Okay, you little guy, you are so vicious, don't fall into my hands next time, otherwise Lao Tzu will have to let you know what is called the ten tortures of the Manchu Dynasty.
Li Qi sneered in his heart, but he knew that the thief had to capture the king first, and the key was still on this Zhao Jing, and said: "Brother Zhao, I see that you are also a scholar, and you will never be like those who only know how to eat, drink, and sleep all day long," he glanced at the little guy with disdain, and then continued: "If you want to kill me, at least you have to give me a reason first, so that I can die blindly." ”
Zhao Jing snorted coldly and said, "Okay, I won't bother with you for ---the time being, but you have repeatedly insulted the current saint, you have violated the power of heaven, and the death penalty is inevitable, and I have already given you a chance, but it's a pity that you don't cherish it." ”
When Li Qi heard this, his heart snapped, and he suddenly felt cold, whether he used to read novels or watch TV, it was not mentioned in it, others just wrote a book, and there were a few vague words in it, and he was beheaded all over the house, but he was insulting the emperor in broad daylight, insulting the emperor on the street, this is to let the emperor know, at least it is a Zhulian Nine Clans.
Am I really going to die here today? No, Lao Tzu is fucking unwilling, he wants to die, and he can't die like this.
Li Qi glanced at the short sword around his neck, and suddenly his eyes lit up, huh? This scene is so familiar! Where do you think you've seen it? ---Ouch, isn't this the classic scene of Zixia Fairy and Supreme Treasure? ---That's right, since that lie can even be deceived by a fairy, there is no reason why even a mortal can't be fooled! In that case, why don't I give it a try, I'm going to die anyway.
Thinking about it, the corners of Li Qi's mouth suddenly showed a strange smile.
Zhao Jing saw that Li Qi was silent, so he said, "What? You don't have anything to say, do you? ”
"Haha!"
Li Qi suddenly burst out laughing.
"What are you laughing at?" Zhao Jing frowned and said angrily.
Li Qi ignored her, turned his back to the sky, and said with a sad and indignant face: "I, Li Qi, am a man, I am not happy in life, and I am not afraid of death, but it is a pity---。 ”
Speaking of this, he suddenly sighed heavily, and said quietly: "There was once a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and when I lost it, I regretted it, and the saddest thing in the world is nothing more than this." If Heaven could give me another chance, I would say three words to that woman: I love you. If I had to put a deadline on this love, I would like it to be...... 10,000 years! Why--- why won't God give me another chance, Chunchun, it seems that we can only meet again in the next life. ”
After speaking, he turned his head to Zhao Jing and said, "You kill me." ”
Woo woo woo--- so touching!
After listening to this touching dialogue, the little guy's eyes instantly turned red, and he looked at Li Qi in a daze.
Look at that Zhao Jing's expression was sad, although he was not exaggerated enough to throw away the sword, but he also moved the sword from Li Qi's neck to his chest.
Li Qi was secretly happy in his heart, he knew that his little life was saved.
People in the Northern Song Dynasty have always been very reserved about the love between men and women, how can they be so unrestrained in Li Qi's era, this classic dialogue touched many boys and girls at that time, not to mention now, these two dead shemales did not cry, which has greatly exceeded Li Qi's expectations.
Unexpectedly, this person is an amorous seed, no wonder he can write such touching lyrics and songs as "Chrysanthemum Remnant". Zhao Jing also felt sorry for Li Qi in her heart, but she was not a fool, how could she be fooled by Li Qi like this, she was silent for a moment, and said: "Your loyalty to love is very admirable, but one thing is one thing, and you just insulted the saint, which is unforgivable." ”
This is really brainless!
Li Qi snorted: "Hmph, what is one thing, if it weren't for the emperor --- the emperor who recruited me into the palace to be the concubine, how could I be separated from her by a wall, but I will never see each other, I scolded him, it is already very face-saving for him." ”
Zhao Jing frowned slightly and asked, "Are you saying that your sweetheart was selected to be a concubine in the palace?" ”
"Exactly!" Richie was very sure. He knew that Song Huizong was an extremely lascivious emperor, and there were not one thousand but eight hundred concubines, and there was definitely no shortage of people who were forced into the palace, so he dared to say so.
"I wonder what your sweetheart's name is?" Zhao Jinghu glanced at him suspiciously, and suddenly asked.
"Uh---, why are you asking this?" Li Qi wondered. How did he know the names of Song Huizong's concubines.
Zhao Jing's wrist flicked, the sword edge approached a few points, and shouted: "Say it quickly!" ”
"Okay, okay, I said, I said, my Chunchun, surname Xin, nickname Chunge, if you don't believe it, you can go to the palace to check." After Li Qi finished speaking, he added in his heart, "Eternal life." He didn't believe that this Zhao Jing dared to go to the palace to investigate, wasn't that self-defeating.
"Xin Chunge?"
Zhao Jing whispered it, and then withdrew his sword.
Li Qiden breathed a sigh of relief, and his whole body was about to collapse to the ground, and his back was already soaked.
Zhao Jing threw the sword to the little guy, and then said to Li Qi: "I won't take your life for the time being, until I find out about this matter, if what you say is not true, I will come to take your dog's life again." ”
"Little brother is waiting for you at any time!" Li Qi arched his hand. But he smiled in his heart: "When the time comes, I will let you find it, then I am really innocent." ”