Chapter 83: Thirty-six Plans to Go to the Top (Two Changes, Five Watches in Total.) )
As soon as Pan Long walked up, Mrs. Ding's eyes lit up, and after Pan Long arrived in front of her, Mrs. Ding circled Pan Long three times, looked carefully from top to bottom, and thought: There is such a handsome man in the world.
Mrs. Ding seemed to be a little stupid.
Cao Cao saw Mrs. Ding looking at her stupidly, so he asked, "Madam, how is this son?" ”
Mrs. Ding closed her eyes, sighed, and said, "He is very handsome, I heard that his ability is also quite big, and Xu Chu has been injured by him." ”
Xu Chu stood on the edge of the handsome case, and didn't say a word from beginning to end, but he didn't expect to be mentioned by someone at this time, and his scars were also revealed, he felt that he was also shot while lying down, so he gritted his teeth helplessly, and didn't dare to look up at Mrs. Ding.
Pan Long naturally saw Xu Chu's expression, so he hurriedly said: "Mastermother, it was a fluke to hurt Xu Chu that time, and he was not Xu Chu's opponent in the next place." ”
When Pan Long said this, Xu Chu gritted his teeth even more, thinking: Good boy, if you get cheap, you will sell well!
Mrs. Ding said angrily: "Don't think that if you are modest, Mrs. Ben will agree to accept you as a righteous son, to tell you the truth, I don't agree!" ”
When Cao Cao heard this, his neck became thick, and he limped to Mrs. Ding with a crutch, and said bitterly: "Madam, you must agree, when I went to Wancheng, I told Pan Long about it, and today I said that it has been twice, as the commander of the three armies, I can't be untrustworthy, right?" Why don't you take care of your husband's face? ”
"Face? Hehe. Mrs. Ding paused, her face immediately flushed, and suddenly her face changed, and she shouted to Cao Cao: "Cao Cao, do you still have face?" You're the most shameless person in the world! You occupied Zhang Xiu's aunt in Wancheng, so that Zhang Xiu attacked against the water, and only then did Ang'er and An Min 。。。。。。 Whining...... You return my son! ”
As Mrs. Ding spoke, she reached out and overturned Cao Cao's handsome case, which frightened Xu Chu and jumped back.
When Pan Long saw that Xu Chu could still jump, he felt that his injury was almost healed.
Cao Cao saw that Mrs. Ding was crying and lifting the table in front of the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs, and she still looked obscene, if it was another man, he would not be able to hang up on his face at all, and he would slap this woman a few times if he said anything, but he was afraid of Mrs. Ding.
Seeing Mrs. Ding hiding her face and crying, she stepped forward to comfort her: "Madam, you must know that there will be casualties when there is war, and it is inevitable, who knows whose son will die next?" Our Ang'er is going, but there are many casualties this time, which mother will not be sad? If a child dies, the mother will ask Cao for a son, then Cao has 10,000 lives and is not enough to compensate? ”
When Cao Cao said this, he squeezed his eyes to Pan Long, who was stunned next to him, meaning to comfort your future stepmother, what are you doing in place?
Pan Long blinked, knowing what Cao Cao meant, so he said: "Mastermother, the lord is right, casualties are inevitable, no one wants such a thing to happen, the lord and his leg are also injured, no matter what is wrong with him, things have passed, if you think about it badly, if the lord died in Wancheng at that time, then do you still have a good life?" ”
"Presumptuous!"
When Cao Cao heard that Pan Long actually dared to curse himself, he immediately changed his face, and suddenly roared angrily.
Pan Long hurriedly put his knees on the ground, bowed his head and admitted his mistake: "The lord forgives his sins, and his subordinates know their mistakes." ”
"Hehe, hehe."
Mrs. Ding was crying, so she wiped her tears, and was amused by Pan Long's words, and then looked at Pan Long and said: "You kid, you are really funny, Mrs. Ben wishes that your lord died in Wancheng, so I will be psychologically balanced." ”
"Hey, hey, hey, madam, it's good if you smile."
Cao Cao showed a flattering smile, in front of Mrs. Ding, he was a minion.
Mrs. Ding glanced at Cao Cao again, and said angrily: "Hmph! Don't think I'm going to forgive you. ”
Cao Cao stopped laughing when he arrived.
Mrs. Ding stretched out her hand to help Pan Long, who was kneeling on the ground, and said: "Dingtian, although you have no chance to be my righteous son, you can be my Cao family's son-in-law, my family has a daughter who has just grown up, named Cao Qian, born to Mrs. Bian, has reached the age of Jilu, today the master mother I will marry her to you, I believe Bian will also be happy." ”
"Wow?" When Pan Long heard this, his head buzzed wider, his legs were weak, and he couldn't help but take a few steps back, if Xun Yu hadn't helped him from behind, he would have fallen to the ground on his back.
"Huh." Pan Long smirked, and it took a while to react, thinking: Fuck! The mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, the more she looks at it, the more pleasing it is to the eye? Lao Tzu can't avoid these things! It's better to accept Lao Tzu as a righteous son, I don't know how to explain Zhang Yan's matter to Du Zi, another one, and let people live?
Pan Long was really a little haunted at this time, and if he didn't take the opportunity to escape, this prospective son-in-law would definitely not be able to escape, so he had an idea, and thought of thirty-six walking, so he simply pretended to be crazy and stupid, so he suddenly jumped up like a fool, like a child, jumping and jumping, and deliberately took off his shoes and threw them into the queue of Cao Hong and his party, smoked Cao Hong straight to cover his nose, and then jumped out like crazy, shouting with words in his mouth:
There was a child named Little Tree,
Go to the street to beat vinegar and buy cloth.
I bought cloth, I beat vinegar,
I looked back and saw a dog catching a rabbit.
Pan Long went to the door and deliberately fell a dog to eat, and after getting up, he continued:
Put down the cloth, stack the vinegar,
Go after the dog and the rabbit,
Ran away with the dog, ran away with the rabbit.
Sprinkle vinegar and wet the cloth.
There is a child。。。。。。
Everyone watched Pan Long jump out in a daze, and then looked at each other, not knowing what to say.
Cao Cao blinked and muttered, "What's wrong with this kid?" ”
Xun Yu said thoughtfully: "Maybe I'm so happy that I'm insane." ”
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