After Cao Cao heard what Yuan Shu said, he put his hand on the grass hut and looked at the city tower, then sighed and said, "Brother Highway, I haven't seen you for many years, you have indeed lost weight." ”

When Yuan Shu heard this, he blinked his eyes violently, and subconsciously touched his face with both hands, and then said, "You are talking nonsense!" A few days ago, I weighed it, I gained two pounds, you actually said that I was thin, what kind of eyes do you have? ”

Cao Cao didn't pick up the topic last time, like an old man, sighed hard, and said earnestly: "Brother Highway, your complexion is really not as good as before, I want to ask Dong for the Thirteenth Road Prince, your brother Yuan Shao is the leader of the main alliance, and you are the deputy leader of the alliance, how mighty is it?" At that time, you were full of red light, and the whole person was full of cleverness, but now, not only have you lost weight, your nose is a little crooked, and your eyes are a little slanted, is the handsome and dashing Yuan Shu dead? ”

"Whew!" Yuan Shu heard Cao Cao curse him, and immediately jumped three times in place, his face was full of anger, and he stretched his neck and scolded: "Cao thief, you have a crooked nose and slanted eyes, you are dead, you say that I am thin, I think you are fat, you are fatter than back then, you are as fat as Dong Zhuo!" ”

Cao Cao saw that Yuan Shu was so angry, he was happy in his heart, he was not angry at all, his purpose was to make others angry, how could he be angry? But Yuan Shu said that he was as fat as Dong Zhuo, but he didn't dare to agree, and said: "Brother Highway, don't talk nonsense, how can I compare with Dong Zhuo, I am only more than two hundred catties, what about Dong Zhuo's three or four hundred catties, I heard that after his death, someone inserted a wick in his navel, and the fat in his body burned for three days and three nights, Cao regretted not taking a look with his own eyes." ”

After Yuan Shu heard this, he laughed and said: "Oh, Brother Meng De doesn't have to regret it, after you die, I am a widow, and the widow also lets someone insert a wick in your navel, you can't burn it for three days and three nights, at least it can burn for two days and two nights, hahahaha"

Yuan Shu laughed almost madly, and the tears that had been laughing came out.

Cao Cao gritted his teeth, he didn't say anything about Yuan Shu this time, his face became the color of pig liver, and he wanted to be angry Yuan Shu, but he didn't expect to be beaten by him, took a breath, and then said: "Brother Highway, it's useless to talk nonsense, I want you Yuan family, the fourth world and the third prince, which generation is loyal to the Han family, and I don't want to come to you, but I became a traitor, I dare to call the Son of Heaven, heaven is intolerable, think about it, will the ancestor of the Yuan family forgive you for this move?" You are destined to have no good end, you are destined to die without a place to be buried, you are destined to be divided by five horses! ”

Yuan Shu couldn't laugh at this time, he was so angry that he gritted his steel teeth angrily, and said, "Cao thief! You don't want to talk nonsense, you coerce the Son of Heaven to order all the waiters, how is it different from me? Your thief's heart is obvious, you can hide it from the world, but you can't hide it from me Yuan Shu! Do you think you can live a long life? There are many people in the world who oppose you! ”

Cao Cao said: "Against me, I haven't heard of it, against you, the whole world knows, Lu Bu refuses to marry, Sun Ce is against it, these are all representatives against you, in fact, more than ten people hate to break your body into thousands of pieces, you are still here proud, what are you proud of, if I were you, I would jump down from the city tower and apologize for my sins with death!" ”

Yuan Shu subconsciously stretched out his head to look at the city tower, probably wanting to visually measure the height of the city tower, and only after the visual inspection did he say to Cao Cao: "I don't jump, you have the ability to jump!" ”

Cao Cao said: "You open the city gate, I will jump when I go up, never hesitate!" ”

Yuan Shucai would not be stupid enough to open the city gate, and immediately changed his words and said: "Brother Meng De, let's talk less nonsense, less gossip, the widow called you today, do you want to have a heads-up with you, I don't know if you dare to fight?" ”

When Cao Cao heard this, he blinked a few times and said, "You mean, you want to fight alone with Cao?" ”

Yuan Shu said: "Yes, don't you dare? ”

Cao Cao smiled, touched his belly, and thought, Yuan Shu is a traitor, he actually thought of going head-to-head with me, if he was a lieutenant of Xiao Cavalry, the three Yuan Shu would not be my opponents, but now, I have gained weight significantly, and my martial arts are also rusty, and it is a question of whether I can win against him.

After thinking about this, he planned to deceive Yuan Shu first, and then he suddenly thought that he had a green sword, sharpening iron like clay, if he could kill Yuan Shu on the spot, wouldn't it be better? Thinking of this, he said: "Okay, come down, I want to fight with you three lilies!" ”

When Yuan Shu heard this, he didn't say a word and went downstairs directly.

Cao Cao shouted behind him: "Xia Houen, pass me the Qingyu Sword!" ”

Pan Long glanced at Cao Cao, and always felt that his round body was inconvenient to swing the sword, but fortunately, with the Qingyu Sword to protect his body, there should not be much danger.

It doesn't matter if Yuan Shu doesn't come down, all of a sudden, he is simply handsome, with golden helmets and golden armor, shining and shining from a few hundred meters away, bright and blind eyes, a black horse on his crotch, smooth hair, and strong and powerful hooves.

Yuan Shu also exerted a lot of energy, one mouth was tightly closed, the muscles on the mouth of the gritted teeth bulged high, and his eyes glared angrily ahead, really looking like a fierce general.

When Pan Long saw Yuan Shu like this, he felt that it was really a person who relied on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, although the person was not very good-looking, and the clothes were good-looking, and the appearance of the person increased, and he planned to get a set of good-looking armor after he went back.

Cao Cao saw that Yuan Shu appeared so mighty, and immediately looked at his clothes, although Pan Long and other soldiers, all the armor was neat, but he was still wearing plain cloth clothes, as soon as he heard that the enemy was provoking, the excited armor did not wear and ran out, but he didn't expect to be singled out for a long time.

Touching his nose, he was considering whether to go back to wear armor, and finally decided to go back to the camp to wear armor for the sake of insurance, so he turned his horse's head and said to Pan Long: "Dingtian, I'll go back to change my armor, you tell Yuan Shu, I'll come back immediately." ”

Pan Long was also stunned, thinking to himself that if he went back at this time, didn't he escape from the battle? Is this stage fright?

Cao Cao didn't wait for Pan Long to answer, he slapped the horse's buttocks, and disappeared as soon as he slipped through the smoke.

All the generals were stunned.

Yuan Shu was a hundred meters away, and when he saw that Cao Cao was gone, he knew that Cao Cao couldn't hear it, but he still shouted: "Cao Cao!" You rat! Come back soon! ”

Pan Long shouted: "General Yuan, don't shout, my lord is wearing armor, and when he comes back in a while, he will definitely cut off your head!" ”

Yuan Shu saw that the person who spoke was very handsome, but he didn't know him, and he was talking quite crazy, so he immediately said, "Who is Ernai?" ”

Pan Long straightened his body, raised his head and said, "I am Pan Long Pan Dingtian!" ”

When Yuan Shu heard this, his body couldn't help shaking, and he thought, yo, it's really better to meet than to be famous, this kid is really handsome enough, no wonder Zhang Xiu is willing to marry his sister, I want to have a sister and marry him.

(End of chapter)