The boss faced the Huangpu River, put his hands on his waist, raised his chest and raised his head, and the short voice in his mouth kept spurting out.

Hey, hey, drink, a mouthful of phlegm flew all the way to the Huangpu River.

Sangou looked at it and sighed, it really hurts people invisibly. If anyone is spit out, they don't know who spit it out.

The six beasts ran over and squeezed aside the fat four pigs who were roasting the fire.

What for? Dogs, huh? The four pigs slapped the mud on their buttocks, just about to have a seizure.

Here we go.

And all the brothers gathered around them.

Twenty or thirty thousand? (Is there a little bit of money, or is it a little bit richer?) ）

Chapter 90,000. (The very rich kind)

What kind of cigarettes do you smoke? (What identity)

Marlboro. (Hardmen is an official, Lao Dao is a foreigner, the Three Forts is a soldier, Marlboro is an ordinary person, they refer to businessmen, teachers, doctors, and doctors as Marlboro)

Everyone looked at the big tiger in unison, big brother.

The eldest brother turned around, his eyes smiling, and he had done it.

The five crabs took out a small pair of tweezers and took a piece of carbon out of the brazier, then blew on it and lit it. I'll explore the Tao first.

(Okay), the big tiger responded.

The tweezers of the crab are very slender and different from the normal ones, especially the tweezers are more like chopsticks with the tail attached. This is particularly technically demanding, and the tweezers need to be as flexible as a hand. It is said that once the big tiger drank too much, and the one that ran to the toilet to vomit was called a burying, the key is that at this time he wanted to pee again, and everyone was unwilling to serve. The crab used a pair of tweezers alone, and untied his belt and picked up his pants without being hit by the big tiger, which is not counting, after urinating, he can still use tweezers to lift his pants and tie the belt, which is really magical. His tweezers were as dexterous as a crab's pincers, so everyone later gave him the nickname, Five Crabs.

The five crabs clamped the tweezers under the squeaky nest and circled around in a serpentine position behind Wu.

Wu was a little thirsty, walked to the side of the stall, and asked for a big bowl of tea. Two small boxes sit right next to the legs of the table.

The five crabs sat across from Wu at random, and the boss brought me a pot of tea.

Boss, your tea is so fragrant? Wu held the bottom of the bowl with his hand.

Home-fried tea, objectively if you like it, I will give you a few taels in a while. When the boss looked back at the crab, he didn't have that affinity, he just nodded coldly, wait a minute.

This gentleman is an outsider, right? Crab asked.

How do you tell.

The tea we have here is not drunk in small sips like you, and it is all taken in one sip.

Oh, I said, how can this tea not smell hot? Thank you for the reminder, Wu Jingya raised his head and drank.

While Wu was drinking tea, the crab's hand under the table reached out towards the box, but no matter how hard he tried, the box did not move. It turned out that one of Wu's feet had already been placed on the top of the box.

Wu paid for the tea, looked at the crab calmly, and said lightly, phew.

The crab failed and could not continue to follow.

Wu continued to walk forward.

Four pigs and three dogs made this grimace at the five crabs on the side.

Third brother, the fifth brother is here, what should we do?

Then the ghost pats the head.

Cheng, the four pigs have no opinions, and they say yes again and again.

Saying that, Sangou changed himself into a dress similar to Wu's, and then disappeared into the crowd.

The so-called ghost slap on the head is generally two thieves cooperating with each other. They usually choose someone wearing a hat by the water's edge. The first thief took off the man's hat and left it still in the river. The owner must be very angry, what are you doing? At this time, the first thief hurriedly apologized, ouch I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I thought you were my friend.

At this time, the person wearing the hat will see a person who is similar to his own outfit appear, and this person is the second thief. He will say to the first thief, what's wrong?

I recognized the wrong person.

We dress so similarly, it's no wonder we're mistaken.

At this time, passers-by will really think that it is a misunderstanding, and he runs to the river to look at himself and fold his hat, not knowing what to do.

The thieves would come up and say, "Sorry, we can't swim." Or you go down and fish, and we'll be on the shore to show you the luggage. Passers-by had no choice but to do so, as long as the passers-by got off the river, the two thieves ran away with their luggage.

Four pigs were the first thief, he was fat, he walked bulgingly, and he didn't even have an air raid between his two thighs because he was too fat, and he looked clumsy and simple. He didn't walk to Wu's side, and Wu felt that the road under his feet was shaking. The four pigs snatched the hat on Wu's head with one hand and threw it on the river, and then shouted excitedly, Brother dog, why are you here?

Wu turned around in surprise, what dog brother, who are you, why are you throwing my hat.

Oops, sorry, I recognized the wrong person.

Oh, I recognized the wrong person, okay. After that, Wu turned around and continued to walk forward, not dwelling on it at all.

At this time, the three dogs on the heel pretended to be surprised, oh fourth brother, you are.

The two looked at each other and were stunned for a long time, Wu was stolen without following the routine.

Waste, Erhu walked in front of them with a cigarette in his mouth, you two still can't learn the arts, look at me.

Wu was already fast entering the station, and there was a long queue outside the station for dozens of meters. Wu hugged left and right, and his whole body twisted in the crowd like a twist. Erhu and Wu parallel also squeezed into the crowd, and there was only one person in the middle of Wu. Erhu estimated it, and he could hook the bag with a little stretch of his hand.

At this time, the cigarette on Erhu's mouth had accumulated a fingernail of cigarette ash, and it was crumbling, Erhu took off the cigarette and flicked it with his hand, and the cigarette ash fell to Wu's eyes accurately. Wu's hand let go of the bag and quickly rubbed his eyes. Before the bag fell to the ground, it was caught by Erhu. Succeed.

After the second tiger succeeded, he withdrew from the crowd at a very fast speed, and then waved at the brothers, strangely at this time, all the brothers were avoiding his eyes. He's still proud in his heart, he must be embarrassed to see that I've succeeded, a bunch of losers.

Ahh

Wu squatted on the ground and took the bag in Erhu's hand.

Didn't you have my eyes sealed?

yes, but your cigarette ash was blocked by my eyelashes, Wu blinked at Erhu very cutely, yes, his eyelashes are really long. Let me tell you the truth, I have seen too much of your crafts before. As soon as I got out of customs, I knew you were eyeing me. The man who told you was too young and unsteady at all, and he almost shouted, "Alas, there's a fat sheep who has taken a bunch of money, go and steal him!"

Hmph, Ergou shook his head to the side.

Oops, I'd rather die than give in.

No, my neck is twisted and I want to adjust it. The second dog coaxed.