Chapter 194: Fat People Live Longer Than Thin People (Four Watches)

Why did you eat four or five meals before, but now you eat one meal, blow it, you eat four or five meals and replace it with one meal, this is not quietly losing weight, what is it to persuade me to eat fat, I am going to eat fat, I don't know what it will be like, in case I am as fat as you, then it is really hehe.

What do you say that after cutting off water and food, fat people live longer than thin people, where did you get the theory that scientists in the 21st century dare not say this, to live for a long time, there is only one possibility, that is, to cut off their fat and eat it, the stomach is to digest food, it is impossible to consume their physical energy, you said that it is possible to be frozen, but you can starve, then I dare not agree, fat people will be hungry faster than thin people.

Pan Long grinned, and continued: "Lord Sikong, the question of whether you are fat or not, let's leave it alone, and ask Sikong one thing, what does Sikong think of the word "Promise and Daughter"

Cao Cao blinked, not understanding what Pan Long meant, let alone thinking that Pan Long was digging a pit for him, so he said, "You have also read the historical records."

Pan Long said: "I know a little bit about it, Sima Qian is a great person, in order to complete the masterpiece of historical records, he did not hesitate to endure humiliation, and he admired his personality and courage very much, and made great contributions to future generations. ”

Cao Cao said: "Well, it's true, Sima Qian, who was tortured by the palace, is really a great character, and he feels that he should also be a good man." ”

Pan Long smiled: "That's good, I also believe that Lord Sikong is a person who makes a promise." ”

Cao Cao smiled, laughed so much that his belly danced, and said, "Hahahaha, that's natural." ”

As soon as Pan Long saw that Cao Cao had jumped into the pit, he almost buried him with a handful of soil, so he said: "Since Lord Sikong has made a promise, then the promise made in Shouchun should be fulfilled." ”

When Cao Cao heard this, he came back to his senses, and felt that Pan Long had dug a pit for himself, so he immediately pretended to be confused and said, "What promise did this Sikong make?"

Pan Long scratched his head, feeling that Cao Cao was suspected of cheating, he was a master of cheating, what a promise was a thousand dollars, it was all fart, all the words of putting gold on his face, he had always broken his word and was fat, otherwise he would not have been so fat.

If Cao Cao could believe it, the sow would be able to climb the telephone pole.

Pan Long felt that today no matter what, he had to let Cao Cao fulfill what he said at that time, if he couldn't do it, he didn't mind beating Cao Cao, for a person who didn't keep his promise and deceived people everywhere, it was not an exaggeration to beat him to a blue nose and swollen face, so he made up his mind, and said: "Lord Sikong is really a noble person who forgets things, you forgot, when you were in Shouchun, you said that you would reward you with 10,000 yuan." ”

When Cao Cao heard this, he immediately slapped his forehead and said: "Oh I see, it turned out to be this incident, Cao naturally remembers, Cao has always made a promise, how can he forget this matter."

Oh my God, you said you, if you want money, you want money, and you also moved out a story, I'm afraid that Ben Sikong is lazy or how Ben Sikong is a lazy person, really, in your eyes, Ben Sikong has no credit at all, and you use your story to remind

It's not a secret, since Ben Sikong came back, I'm thinking about rewarding you, after all, although I didn't get any soldiers and horses from Shouchun this time, I also got a lot of money and food, in the end, I have to thank Yuan Shu, he fled in the wilderness at that time, and the food under the tun was enough to eat for several years, but I don't want us to break through the city, and the soldiers and horses of the four roads have each made a lot of money, and the happiest should be Liu Bei.

Liu Bei, the shoe seller, has been poor for half his life, this time he was only afraid of dancing happily, and took away tens of thousands of soldiers who should have belonged to Ben Sikong, you say that you are not angry, you say that it is a coalition army, and it seems that they are all cheap although people, if it is not for a little money and food, I really dare to directly hit Liu Bei, attack Lu Bu, and destroy Sun Ce, it is really angry Cao.

There are also the three surnamed family slave Lu Bu, this person is not a thing, why is he not a thing, it is because the Chen Palace next to him is not a thing, people say that the one who is close to Zhu is red, and the one who is close to ink is black, Chen Gong is a shameless guy, I heard that this siege, they basically did not die, when you attacked the city gate, was he still sitting outside the city gate and watching the tiger fight"

Pan Long felt that the topic was a little far away, and he was talking about the reward, and Cao Cao was talking about Lu Liusun and the others, which was really a very disappointing thing, but there was no way at the moment, so he had to follow Cao Cao's meaning first, so he said: "Yes, Lord Sikong, when they went down, they were indeed sitting on the mountain watching the tiger fight." ”

When Cao Cao heard this, the fire hit up, and with a "snap", he slapped the table, and the bowl jumped, the dish jumped, and the cup jumped, and then shouted: "Chen Gong traitor, I will definitely break him to pieces, and Lu Bu was completely poisoned by him, these two people together, it is simply a nest of snakes and rats, a three-surnamed house slave, killing his two fathers-in-law, one is ungrateful, when Chen Gong followed me, I didn't invite him to drink, and he was more than others, but he didn't hesitate to be a white-eyed wolf, I will not let go of this pair of shameless villains"

Cao Cao said, almost the blood vessels were distended, and the blood vessels on his face seemed to be about to burst.

Pan Long sighed, thinking about waiting for Cao Cao's mood to stabilize a little before mentioning a reward to him.

Cao Cao poured a few sips of wine, and then continued: "And that Sun Ce, he is good, and he also fished away tens of thousands of soldiers and horses, Cao heard that his wings are hard now, and his waist is straight, Jiangdong is beating this and that, and he took this piece of land, and then that piece of land, he is even more a traitor, his father did not lay the territory back then, he is good, he wants to take it all for himself, he didn't think that those are the territory of the court, I think he also wants to learn the Yuan technique, arrogance of the Son of Heaven, he thinks it is very beautiful, if it is not across a river, Cao would have cleaned him up earlier, but it is a matter of time before he is cleaned up, Cao will not let him go, and he will not let the Han dynasty fall on others by an inch"

Pan Long was a little speechless, he didn't want to listen to Cao Cao say what he said, just like sending a paper, it's useless to say something, if you want to beat them, now is the time to reward me, what are you doing with this thing, it's really a waste of Lao Tzu's time.

Pan Long didn't want to listen to Cao Cao's chatter anymore, and immediately said: "Lord Sikong, do you think the reward should be more?"

Cao Cao took a long breath, and didn't seem to be angry with Pan Long, and asked, "Then you said that you should reward you with a little bit of money and food brought back from Shouchun, how much do you want?"