Chapter 031: Xiaoqiang
Chapter 031: Xiaoqiang
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"Feeling better?" Zhang Zihan saw that the expression on Yang Tianlei's face changed again and again, and asked worriedly.
"What a magic pill! Could it be the legendary elixir? Yang Tianlei sat up with a bang, "Teacher Zhang, I'm completely fine!" ”
"Really?" A smile appeared on Zhang Zihan's face and asked again.
"Of course it's true!" Yang Tianlei patted his chest and said.
"Okay, get down!" Zhang Zihan suddenly turned cold and said viciously.
Yang Tianlei suddenly felt a chill, and suddenly shrank to the foot of the bed: "What are you doing?" ”
"I told you to get down!" Sister Zihan, who is gentle, pure, cute, moving, and loves thousands of people, was shocked by Yang Tianlei and went crazy!
"Huh-" Zhang Zihan was like an eagle catching a chicken, suddenly grabbed Yang Tianlei with both hands, and turned Yang Tianlei over with a slight twist, followed by a series of dense slaps of "pop pop ......", accompanied by Yang Tianlei's screams, from Yang Tianlei's dormitory.
"I told you not to be reckless...... "Bang Bang ......", "You are still reckless!" "Papapa......" "If you can't beat it, you can admit defeat!" You're still fighting with others! "Papapa......" "I'll let you arch ...... in my arms", "Papapa......" "Do you think this is a cabbage?" "Papapa......" "The arch doesn't count, you still want to bite!" "Bang Bang Bang ......"
God, earth, sister Zihan, you can't be so ruthless, brother just lightly arched twice, the conscience of heaven and earth, how can I bite! Didn't you wronged me, the most honest person in the world? Woowoo...... Brother is no longer alive, and he is seven feet old...... Well, now a man who is only six feet old has been spanked by a little woman of yours...... How will Brother Jean meet people in the future?
Yang Tianlei was wronged in his heart, but at this moment, he didn't dare to say anything except screaming, reasoning with women? Where is it, women are furious, especially gentle and beautiful women, that must not be resisted! What's more, Zihan's sister's little hand, although it snapped and there was a little pain, it ...... It seems to be more but cool! Could it be ...... Brother has the potential to be abused?
After venting for a few minutes, Zhang Zihan stopped, looking at Yang Tianlei's pitiful appearance after being ravaged in vain, Zhang Zihan laughed out loud with a "poof". The mood is finally a little more relaxed, and the heart on the throat and eyes is finally in place.
Even she couldn't understand why she was so nervous about Yang Tianlei, when she saw Yang Tianlei fall pale in her arms, she wished she could replace him. At that moment, her mind went blank.
"Get up!" Zhang Zihan glared at Yang Tianlei and said, "I'm done." ”
"I'm sorry!" Yang Tianlei shrank at the foot of the bed and resisted.
"Excuse me?" Zhang Zihan was suddenly stunned and ready to fight.
"Isn't it okay for me to get up?! But...... I have a grievance! ”
"What grievance?"
Teacher Zhang...... I really didn't bite you! Yang Tianlei said infinitely aggrieved, a pair of thief eyes stared straight at Zhang Zihan's crisp breasts, and the crisp breasts were stained red by the blood at the corners of his mouth, at this time it was like a delicate red flower, so distinct, so outstanding, so that Yang Tianlei had an urge to rush up and knead it!
Originally, she was in a good mood, but Yang Tianlei's words suddenly made Zhang Zihan angry again, and even made her feel a tingling in her chest, and Sister Zihan went crazy again! It's just that before she made a move, Yang Tianlei had already "rubbed", jumped up from the bed, and rushed out of the house like a rabbit.
Suddenly, there was another burst of chickens and dogs.
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"Xiao Lei, don't participate in tomorrow's game!" After returning to calm, Zhang Zihan said with a serious expression.
"Why? I'm a strong contender for the title, so why don't I participate? ”
"If my guess is correct, it must be Lei Heng who is targeting you! Yesterday's coincidental bye, today not only arranged you in the main ring, but also let you meet a strong opponent like Mu Ziwei, tomorrow it is estimated that he will still target you and arrange a strong opponent with you again! Today you can get away with winning, but what about tomorrow? I don't want you to risk it! You're still too weak now, you should concentrate and cultivate with all your might! ”
"I'm not afraid!" A hint of firmness suddenly flashed in Yang Tianlei's eyes and said: "I want to wash my name as an idiot, I want to become a strong man!" How can you be afraid of danger? Danger will lead to pressure, and pressure will lead to progress! Teacher Zhang, I have to participate in the competition! ”
"You don't have to persuade me!" Yang Tianlei directly interrupted Zhang Zihan and said, "Don't worry, I know you're good for me, but have you ever seen a Xiaoqiang like me?" ”
"Xiaoqiang? What is that? ”
"It's a very, very powerful creature, and Xiaoqiang is the honorific name for it. It has a strong vitality, an unyielding will, it is indomitable, defeated again and again, defeated again and again, and it gets up again and again when it falls! On top of that, it's amazingly resilient, and it's hard to die! Yang Tianlei said impassionedly.
Zhang Zihan's eyes were full of adoration: "It's ...... What is your name? ”
Yang Tianlei gently spit out two words from between his teeth: "Cockroach!" ”
"Plop", Zihan's sister fainted and fell to the ground.
"Ah, Mr. Zhang, what's wrong with you? I'm telling the truth, don't you think I'm just a cockroach? It's hard to die! So, Mr. Zhang, you can rest assured! ”
Zhang Zihan was speechless, but thinking of Yang Tianlei's amazing resilience, he had to admit that what Yang Tianlei said was the truth. Looking at the firmness and persistence in Yang Tianlei's eyes, Zhang Zihan understood that it was no longer possible to stop him from playing. The only thing that can be done is to let Yang Tianlei improve as soon as possible!
"Well, since you're determined to participate, then I won't stop you. Now, I'll teach you some defensive moves that will use the Five Elements Shield, maybe in tomorrow's match. Zhang Zihan said softly.
"That...... Teacher Zhang, can you not learn? ”
"Why don't you learn? Do you still want to resist with your body? Zhang Zihan suddenly said urgently.
"It's not, it's just that I think it's ......" Speaking of this, Yang Tianlei suddenly flashed two fine lights in his eyes, stared at Zhang Zihan's eyes, and said in a deep voice: "I think the best defense is offense!" ”
"The best defense...... Is it an offense? Zhang Zihan had a theory in her mind that she had never heard of, and it seemed to make sense.
"Yes, just like you just hit me, you attack so wildly, how can I have a chance to fight back? Do you still use defense? Yang Tianlei said.
"Seems to make sense." Zhang Zihan pondered slightly.
Of course, it makes sense, this is the essence of the "Jeet Kune Do" created by the great Mr. Bruce Lee with his lifelong learning, which Yang Tianlei admires the most, to attack and defend!
"Then why did you still take my shield? If you don't learn, give it back to me! Zhang Zihan said suddenly.
"Hehe, Sister Zihan...... Eh, no, Mr. Zhang, you are gracious, but I am disrespectful, not to mention that what is mine is yours, and what is yours is mine. Is there a difference between being with you and with me? It makes no difference! So just leave me here, every night, in the dead of night, I can think of you when I see it......"
"Shut up! Let's start practicing! Zhang Zihan slapped Yang Tianlei, who was still chattering, and said angrily.
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