Chapter 122: My Ass Is Big (One Change)
The railway sighed, although he agreed with Qian Huai's words in his heart, he still had to sing the opposite tune, and said: "Old Qian, don't complain, just endure it for a long time, and you won't starve to death." ”
Qian Huai glanced at the railway: "Just you can say cool words, who is like you, with a big butt and a round waist, you can't die of hunger for ten days and half a month, I'm small, I have little meat, and I'll hell if I'm hungry for a day!" ”
"Cut, my ass is 。。。。。。"
The two were arguing, so they took a detour with Pan Long.
As soon as I turned a corner, I suddenly heard someone behind me laughing and shouting: "Brother Dingtian, go slowly, hahahaha, I'm old Zhang Laiye!" ”
Pan Long and the others all turned their horses' heads, looked at the black-faced man in front of them, and saw that he was sturdy, his beard and eyebrows were all facing the sky, and he was holding a Zhangba snake spear spear, and his face was full of smiles at the moment, and said: "Hehe, in the next Zhang Feizi Yide, may I ask how many of you have Pan Long Pan Dingtian?" ”
When Pan Long saw Zhang Fei for the first time, he felt that it was no different from the description in the history books, but the book said that Zhang Fei was arrogant and rude, but at this time, he was polite and warm, so he immediately arched his hand and said: "No, it is Pan Long Pan Dingtian below." ”
Zhang Fei looked at the road that Pan Long and the others were taking now to Xuzhou, and knew that they would not come to Xiaopei, but he still asked knowingly: "Brother Dingtian, since you have come to the realm of Xiaopei, why do you want to take a detour?" ”
Pan Long said: "Don't hide it, I rushed to Xuzhou to meet Lu Bu." ”
At the mention of the word Lu Bu, Zhang Fei gritted his teeth and immediately said: "Brother Dingtian, I Zhang Fei suggested not to go to see that Lu Bu, he is a three-surnamed Di family slave, a treacherous villain, killed his two fathers-in-law, such a disloyal and unfilial person, what did he do?" It's better to go into Xiaopei with my old Zhang, my eldest brother Liu Bei has prepared wine and food in order to wash the dust and catch the wind for you, just wait for you to enter the city and move the first chopsticks, it's still hot, let's go. ”
Zhang Fei said and looked at the expressions on the faces of several people, Zhang Fei was thick and thin, he was by no means a straw bag reckless, as for Liu Bei preparing wine and delicacies, it was pure nonsense, anyway, he didn't want to deceive people and didn't need capital, the upper lip touched the lower lip and came, at this time, he had to learn to blow, he couldn't blow it, if he didn't blow something nice, Pan Long and a few people would definitely leave.
Qian Huai and the others listened to Zhang Fei talking about the wine and food, the saliva flowed down three thousand feet, the saliva in the mouth flowed faster than the spring water, and they couldn't swallow it, and they looked at Pan Long with eyes like beggars, which means that the donor is doing well, let's go into Xiaopei quickly.
Pan Long glanced at Qian Huai and a few people, meaning that you look useless, and you can't walk when you hear the wine and food.
In fact, Pan Long was also drooling in his mouth, swallowed several mouthfuls, but still stubbornly, resisting the temptation of food, and said: "No need for General Zhang, the stakes are high, the soldiers are fast, the crusade against Shouchun is imminent, let's go to Xuzhou first." ”
Pan Long arched his hand as he spoke, and said, "Yide, there will be a period later!" ”
After speaking, Pan Long motioned to the railway to turn the horse's head.
The railway people reluctantly turned the horse's head, but they still looked at Zhang Fei twice, and it seemed that they could see the fragrant braised meat and mellow wine from his face.
Zhang Fei's eyes were already spitting fire at this time, and he didn't say anything, but he thought in his heart: What are you surnamed Pan? I went out of the city to greet you, but you gave you shame, you are looking for death!
Thinking of this, Zhang Fei slapped the horse's buttocks, ran to Pan Long and a few people in the blink of an eye, brushed it, and put the Zhangba snake spear gun in the middle of the road, glared at Pan Long, and shouted violently: "Stay!! The surname is Pan, a guy who doesn't know what to do! Dare to thin my Lao Zhang's face, today I will tell you to go around without eating, I want to go to Xuzhou, right, first ask me Lao Zhang's hand Zhangba snake spear gun agree or not! ”
When Pan Long saw it, Zhang Fei's nose was crooked, thinking: Lao Zhang is Lao Zhang, and if he doesn't say anything well, he will start fighting.
Pan Long smiled indifferently and said, "Yide, what do you want?" ”
Zhang Fei stiffened his neck, stretched out two fingers with his left hand, put on a V-shape, and said in a voice like a horn: "It's very simple, the two of you choose, either enter Xiaopei, or step over my old Zhang's corpse!" ”
When Pan Long heard this, he straightened his face and thought in his heart: You are beautiful, you are a butcher of Zhuojun, do you really think that you are invincible in the world? Haven't you heard the saying that there is a sky outside the sky? If I don't beat you up today, you don't know how to write four, five or six!
Pan Long said in a stiff tone: "Okay! It seems that Xiao Pei wants one more corpse today! ”
Zhang Fei said with a proud face: "You are wrong! It's not one, it's five! ”
When Pan Long heard this, he gritted his teeth, and felt that Zhang Fei was not blowing cowhide, and the cowhide could no longer withstand his blowing, he was blowing pigskin, and the pigskin was relatively thick.
Pan Long said: "Hahahaha! I'll count them in a moment! ”
Zhang Fei looked at Pan Long and smiled, and said with a malicious smile: "Haha, you don't have to count at all, because a dead person has no chance to count corpses!" ”
"Qian Huai, on!"
Pan Long didn't want to grind with Zhang Fei anymore, so he would do it if he didn't accept it, where was there so much nonsense.
Qian Huai stepped forward immediately, thinking: For the sake of Xiaopei's wine and food, it is better for me to deliberately lose.
Although he thought so in his heart, he also had to suppress Zhang Fei in terms of momentum, although his kung fu in his hands was not very good, but the kung fu in his mouth was still in the past, so he laughed at Zhang Fei and said, "I said the other side, I heard that you are from killing pigs, I don't know how to compare with me, how are your pig killing skills?" ”
When it comes to killing pigs, Zhang Fei seems to be also interested, and said: "Before the age of thirty, countless pigs were killed, and none of them escaped, after the age of thirty, it was changed to killing, as long as it was the person I Lao Zhang wanted to kill, he would definitely not live for the New Year!" ”
"Okay, I will create a set of 8864 ways to kill pigs, and today I will ask the butcher of Zhuo County to give me one or two!"
"Don't talk nonsense, look at the guns!"