Chapter 146: Arson
"Ahem......" Fang Zheng pretended to be fine, but his lustful hand was still resting on the female subordinate's crisp breast, and he said curiously: "Are you a woman?" No wonder the pectoral muscles are so soft, alas, the official is gone......"
The female subordinate's face was as red as Guan Yun's long, a monkey's fart, seeing that the adult who envied her chest muscles still rested his hand on her chest, without the slightest intention of moving away, although he was extremely ashamed, he didn't dare to attack, so he had to take a step back quietly.
In this way, Fang Zheng's hand was volleyed, Fang Zheng withdrew his hand in disappointment, smacked his mouth, put his hands behind his back, looked like a jade tree in the wind, and slowly groaned with a gloomy face: "A pair of bright moons are close to the chest, and the forbidden grapes and jasper are round...... Good poetry, good poetry! ”
Young Master Fang chanted an obscene poem in the pathetic tone of a patriotic poet worried about the country and the people, and everyone met the new boss for the first time, so they naturally praised it loudly, but the female subordinate could no longer bear the teasing of this unserious boss, and with a sigh, her face was full of shame and anger, and she turned around and ran back to the room.
Fang Zheng was intoxicated with his poetic talent, and finally pulled himself out, and watched her run back to the room, and said in surprise: "What is she running?" I still have two sentences left to read......"
Everyone looked at him with black lines, and the boss was still unsatisfied with the female subordinate.
Frowning and looking around at this dilapidated and old mansion, Fang Zheng shook his head and said to Wen Sen: "Tomorrow, you go to me to get the silver, buy a bigger and newer house, and then go to Xicheng to buy a piece of land, build our training base as soon as possible, when the time comes, I will ask General Feng of the Longwu Army to send soldiers to fence our base, block it day and night, and then it will be a top-secret military restricted area, after these things are done, let's start picking people again." ”
Wen Sen obeyed the order, Fang Zheng stood on tiptoe and glanced into the room, Wen Sen observed what he said, and immediately stepped forward and said with a smile: "This woman's name is Zhao Feng'er, her father is Zhao Zhutou of the Beijing Mansion, and later died in the line of duty, this woman is determined to inherit her father's mantle, but women are not allowed to join in the establishment of the ministry, this woman joined our shadow, the time is only a few months, not very sensible, hehe." ”
Fang Zheng glanced at Wen Sen approvingly, and then said unhappily, "Why are you telling me this?" The official is honest and honest, and he doesn't sit still, like that kind of lustful person? The official only cares about his subordinates......"
I reviewed "138 Reading Books" in my heart that the facial features are delicate and beautiful, but they are not stunning, and the face is too square, the masculinity is quite heavy, and there is a bit of the taste of an iron-blooded real man, and the most important thing is that this woman is too restrained, and the young master will not let her touch it after only touching it, which is too conservative. After thinking about it, Fang Zheng still broke off the idea of including her in the harem.
Vincent said with a smile: "Yes, yes, the adult has a heart of love for his subordinates, and the subordinates are grateful, and they all miss the kindness of the adults, and the subordinates can do errands under the command ......of the adults, which is really a blessing in the previous life."
I have to say that Wen Sen's recent progress is still very fast, perhaps because of the close Zhu Zhechi, Wen Sen's sycophant skills have grown a lot, and he has a bit of the essence of Young Master Fang. Fang Zheng was slapped with a smile, and waved his hand modestly again and again: "It's over, it's over, it's over......"
Wensen was still a little tender after all, and he was suddenly stunned when he heard the words, could it be that my sycophants didn't shoot well? Don't want to hear it? At this time, the flowery sycophants also stopped.
Fang Zheng wondered in his heart, why didn't he shoot? That's just a few words?
"What are you doing?"
"Huh? No, no, no ......" Vinson couldn't make up his mind, wondering if he should continue filming.
Seeing that Wen Sen was so unreasonable, Fang Zheng was displeased, and said in a deep voice: "Why don't you continue to praise?" That's all there is to the official's personality in your mouth? ”
took the initiative to ask his subordinates to pat him on the back, Young Master Fang is considered to be an unprecedented person who has never been seen before, and he has set a precedent in history.
Wen Sen suddenly realized, it turned out that Lord Fang liked to hear this. At that moment, he had no worries, and he was relieved and bold to say those extremely fleshy sycophants, like the flooding of the Yellow River, out of control, which made Fang Zheng's heart bloom and he was proud.
In the past, I always patted other people's sycophants, what emperors, princes, and fathers of my own family, some had to shoot, and some had to shoot. This time, he finally took turns to sit in the village, and it also allowed Young Master Ben to catch up with the opportunity to be slapped on the back......
Under the great joy of the master's heart, Fang Zheng felt that he should give these subordinates who met for the first time a little meeting gift, after all, it is very important to buy and win over subordinates, it is useless for the boss to praise them as flowers, the main thing is to give them some practical benefits, otherwise just practice a few words of eloquence, who is willing to give you your life?
However, this gift also said, it is too light for them to appreciate it, too heavy and afraid that they will develop the habit of eating and taking, what should they do if they treat this young master as a wronged leader in the future?
"Old Wen, how much money do you have every month?" Fang Zheng leaned into Vinson's ear and asked softly.
"If you go back to your lordship, it will be about two taels of silver a month, and if you do the errand beautifully, the emperor will be happy, and you will be rewarded with a few taels more......
Fang Zheng's eyes widened in surprise: "So little? "Two taels of silver, for the other party's eldest young master, it is not enough to eat a meal, but these people have to rely on these two taels of silver to support their families for a whole month. What kind of gap between the rich and the poor is this, Fang Zheng couldn't help but feel a little ashamed when he thought about his big spending.
"If you go back to the adult, it's not a few, many officials of seven or eight grades only pay thirty or forty taels a year. Enough for the family to be fed and clothed. ”
Fang Zheng shook his head: "That's not good, this official won't let his subordinates be wronged, if you follow me, I have to let you live a good life." It's hard to support a family, and you still talk about a fart loyal monarch to serve the country! ”
Saying that, Fang Zheng raised his head, glanced at the more than thirty subordinates standing in the courtyard, and said loudly: "This official met you for the first time today, and he didn't bring any gifts to everyone, so this official decided that in the future, everyone's monthly income will be doubled, four taels of silver per month." Also, if you do a good job in the tasks assigned to you, the officer will also have another reward, at least ten taels, and at most hundreds or even thousands, with no upper limit......"
Everyone in the courtyard was excited when they heard this, and cheered loudly, and some subordinates who were under pressure to support their families couldn't help but shed tears of joy, and everyone's eyes looking at Fang Zheng quickly changed from strangeness and awe to loyalty and love. Regardless of ancient and modern, if your subordinates are willing to work for you, the actual benefits are the most important, the so-called "gentleman is righteous, villain is profitable", that is just a slogan shouted on the lips, all rely on righteousness to live, the wife and children of the family drink the northwest wind?
At this moment, the image of Fang Zheng, the top boss, was infinitely elevated in everyone's minds. Everyone looked at the new boss with fanatical eyes, looking forward to his leadership to make life a little better for himself and his family.
And Young Master Fang doesn't care, it's not his silver, he earns fame with the gift given by the prince, how could Fang Zheng refuse this kind of good thing of borrowing flowers to offer Buddha? It's open, and I'm not distressed anyway.
Fang Zheng was very satisfied with everyone's performance, waved his big hand in the air, and continued: "...... I have only one request for you, and that is to do your best for this officer when you are on a mission! Whoever procrastinates, is greedy for life and is afraid of death......"
Saying that, Fang Zheng looked around left and right, wanting to find something to kill chickens and monkeys to warn everyone, Wen Sen saw that Fang Zheng was halfway through his words but lowered his head to find something, and couldn't help but say kindly: "What are you looking for?" Subordinates help you find ......"
"No, you don't." Fang Zheng pushed Wen Sen away, looked for a while, and finally found a green wriggling caterpillar on the ground, Fang Zheng was overjoyed and picked it up. Looking at the disgusting creature that was still writhing and struggling on the palm of his hand, Fang Zheng pursed his lips in disgust, carefully placed it on a stone mill in the middle of the courtyard, thought about it, and then said to Wen Sen: "Come, lend me your hand to use." ”
As he spoke, he couldn't help but take Vinson's hand and slapped it down with lightning speed, only to hear a snap, and there was an extra dead caterpillar on Vinson's palm, full of green sticky juice, sticking to Vinson's palm.
Fang Zheng nodded with satisfaction, pretending to be majestic: "............"
“…… Where did I just go? ”
"My lord just said that if anyone is greedy for life and afraid of death......
Fang Zheng straightened up, pointed at the caterpillar on Wen Sen's palm majestically and said loudly: "Well, yes, if anyone is greedy for life and afraid of death, it is the same as this hair!" ………… This worm! ”
Everyone looked at Vinson's disgusting palm, their expressions were horrified, and they all obeyed in unison.
The first meeting between superiors and subordinates ended in great joy.
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The next day, Vincent came to Fang's house, withdrew the money that should be spent on buying a house, buying land, building a house, and went away happily.
Since everything is taken care of by Wen Sen, Fang Zheng is happy to be the shopkeeper, and the way to control the subordinates has to be like this, you can't hold on to the power, and you don't have to do everything that should be done by your subordinates. How did Zhuge Liang die? I was reluctant to let go of power and exhausted myself to death.
Vinson's work efficiency was very high, and after three days, he found a good mansion in the city, which was used to temporarily house more than 30 subordinates, and after the training base was built in the future, this mansion could also be used as a temporary contact point and office, which was very important.
Fang Zheng greatly appreciated Wen Sen's ability to do things, praised him fiercely, and readily promised to go to the new house the next day, and by the way, encourage everyone, let everyone know that with Young Master Ben, not only will there be meat to eat, but also a new house to live in.
The next day, Fang Zheng refused Vinson's request to be picked up by car, Fang Zheng was really unimpressed by his carriage, and the crunching sound sounded maddening. So after asking the location, Fang Zheng went out in his luxury carriage to attend the ribbon-cutting opening ceremony of the new house.
When he was about to arrive, Fang Zheng got out of the car and walked alone. There are many narrow alleys here, which are not suitable for horse-drawn carriages to pass through. Fang Zheng wandered around like a headless fly for a long time, and he didn't find the right place, he wanted to get angry, thinking about Wen Sen, there was nothing wrong with this, the so-called intelligence spy organization, of course, the more hidden, the better, can this blame Wen Sen?
When Fang Zheng's patience was about to run out, he suddenly saw a figure with his back to him, sneaking around at the back door of what seemed to be a certain family's house, and he didn't know what he was doing.
Young Master Fang is a very curious person, and it may not be his nature to watch the excitement, but he is not opposed to getting closer to see what people are doing.
So Fang Zheng tiptoed over, without making a single movement, and took a closer look, it turned out that someone was doing the work of picking the lock of the sliding door.
And this person seems to have just entered the industry, very unprofessional, busy sweating and not getting a result, a rich Changchun lock cover has not been opened for a long time.
After watching it for a while, Fang Zheng felt very dissatisfied and disdainful of this clumsy thief. Kung Fu didn't even learn to run out to work, how did your thief master teach?
In the end, Fang Zheng finally couldn't help but speak: "Hey, will you pick the lock?" Have you ever studied? ”
The thief was perhaps too focused to notice anyone behind him, but suddenly he heard someone talking, and he screamed in fright, turned his head palely, and then their eyes widened at the same time, with a look of disbelief.
"It's you!"
"It's you!"
The two spoke in unison.
Then Fang Zheng and the stupid thief looked at each other and laughed, feeling that they would not meet anywhere in their lives.
It turned out that this stupid thief was none other than Xiao Huaiyuan, who made Fang Zheng feel very interesting.
Fang Zheng laughed and pondered, isn't this kid doing things in the prince's mansion? Why are you running here to pick the lock? Could it be that he was fired by the prince?
"Brother Fang, don't come unharmed?" Xiao Huaiyuan smiled and arched his hand, he didn't mention the matter of being hacked by Fang Zheng for two hundred taels of silver last time in Yingyue, as if he had completely forgotten it.
Fang Zheng looked up to the sky and snorted: "No harm...... no harm" said and pointed to the door, and said strangely: "Brother Xiao, this is ...... Uh, a career change? ”
Xiao Huaiyuan casually hid the thin wire in his hand behind him, and said lightly: "Oh, it's nothing, I just want to go in and take a look around, and see if I can hear it...... Ahem, can you steal something good......"
Fang Zheng's eyes rolled, and then he suddenly realized, leaned over his face and whispered in Xiao Huaiyuan's ear: "This family has a grudge against Brother Xiao?" ”
Xiao Huaiyuan's expression was different, and he blurted out, "Don't you know...... Well, what Brother Fang said is true, this family has a little holiday with Xiao......"
Fang Zheng followed the train of thought: "...... So you want to open the back door of his house, and then wreak havoc at his house to get revenge on him? ”
A little smile flashed in Xiao Huaiyuan's eyes, and he nodded again and again: "Brother Fang is really ice and snow smart, Xiao is not ......."
Fang Zheng admired with a face: "The eldest husband was born in the world, he should dominate the world, happy and revenge, Brother Xiao is so righteous, how can the younger brother stand by and watch?" ”
When Xiao Huaiyuan heard that Fang Zheng actually wanted to help, he couldn't help but be puzzled: "This ...... Not good? ”
Fang Zheng said unhappily: "Could it be that Brother Xiao doesn't treat me as a brother?" Your enemy is my enemy, and since my little brother has met him, he naturally wants to go to the soup for Brother Xiao......"
To put it bluntly, Fang Zheng's desire to help is fake, and it is true that he joins in the fun to make a bad scene, after all, this kind of interesting thing is not encountered every day.
"That being the case, Xiao is disrespectful, thank you Brother Fang for taking action." Xiao Huaiyuan seemed to be desperately holding back a smile.
Fang Zheng gave him a strange look, and then asked for the thin wire that Xiao Huaiyuan locked, and the two of them began to get busy.
The so-called "one person counts the short, two people count the long", and the so-called "two people are concentric, and their profits are broken gold", with the cooperation of the two people, the rich Changchun lock was finally opened.
The two gently pushed the door open, glanced around, and saw what appeared to be a kitchen not far away. Generally, the kitchens of large households are open at the back door, so that it is convenient for people to enter and exit and purchase daily necessities and vegetables.
The kitchen is quiet inside and outside, maybe it's not time to eat, and there is no one to look up.
The two of them sneaked into the kitchen like thieves, and Fang Zheng asked softly, "Hey, what are you going to do next?" ”
Xiao Huaiyuan's "revenge" plan may not have been fully prepared, and he was dumbfounded when he heard this: "Well, in fact, I haven't thought about what to do......
Fang Zheng said unhappily: "The way you want to take revenge on others is to open the lock on the back door of his house, and that's it?" ”
Xiao Huaiyuan's eyes rolled and asked, "If you were me, what are you going to do?" ”
Speaking of this, Fang Zheng came to his senses, and his eyebrows flew and he said: "It's very simple, young master, I want to make his family unpeaceful!" ”
"How is it restless?" Xiao Huaiyuan's voice was full of unconcealable smiles.
"Do you have any medicine with you? Any laxative, aphrodisiac, sweat medicine will do. ”
"Huh? This one...... Xiao never brought these. ”
Fang Zheng glared at him dissatisfied: "I really despise you!" I won't take revenge, I don't want anything......"
Saying that, Fang Zheng took out a packet of medicinal powder from his arms, "This is a packet of laxatives, I heard that the strength is very strong, a pack of silver or two, I will lend it to you today, and I will pay it back tomorrow." ”
After speaking, Fang Zheng tore open the medicine bag, and before Xiao Huaiyuan could stop it, he quickly threw the laxative into the big water tank in the kitchen.
Xiao Huaiyuan glanced at Fang Zheng strangely, coughed twice, and said with a smile: "Brother Fang, this, it's almost, let's go, it's time to come in a while." ”
"What's the hurry, it's not over yet."
Fang Zheng looked around, suddenly ran to the courtyard outside the kitchen, and stood still by an ancient well, and then Fang Zheng smiled evilly, and under Xiao Huaiyuan's stunned gaze, he ripped open his trouser belt, and poured hot and urgent urine into the ancient well, and shook twice after sprinkling.
Xiao Huaiyuan was a little anxious: "Brother Fang, this is a bit too much......"
"What's the point, I'm helping you get revenge, do you know what's wrong?" Fang Zheng, who was having a good time, said dissatisfied, and as he spoke, he took out the fire fold and walked towards the bundles of firewood and grass piled up outside the kitchen.
"Brother Fang! What are you doing? Stop it! Xiao Huaiyuan saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly rushed over to stop it, but unfortunately it was too late, Young Master Fang quickly lit the firewood and grass pile, the fire soared, and in the blink of an eye, a sky-high fire ignited outside the kitchen.
Fang Zheng smiled at Xiao Huaiyuan and shouted, "Don't run yet!" Waiting to be caught! ”
Then Fang Zheng turned around and ran, Xiao Huaiyuan glanced at the burning kitchen with a smile, stomped his feet hard, and ran out.
The two ran far away, making sure that they were far away from the place of the incident, Fang Zheng gasped and squeezed his eyes at Xiao Huaiyuan: "How is it?" What revenge has been avenged? ”
Xiao Huaiyuan helplessly looked at the smoke rising in the distance and the sound of the people beating gongs and drums to fight the fire, sighed and said, "Have you had fun too?" ”
Fang Zheng smiled dryly: "Haha, take what you need, take what you need, but I'm just doing you a favor, this account has to be counted on your head......"
Xiao Huaiyuan pondered for a long time, then gritted his teeth and said to Fang Zheng: "Brother Fang, there is good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?" ”
Fang Zheng paused, and subconsciously said, "Good news." ”
"The good news is that I won't bother with you last time you blackmailed me for two hundred taels of silver in Invite Yue."
"Is this good news?"
"Of course."
"So what's the bad news?"
"The bad news may not be good for you, the law of my Hua Dynasty stipulates that arson is equivalent to murder, and it is punishable by beheading, and it is ......"
"And what?" Fang Zheng had a faint bad premonition in his heart.
Xiao Huaiyuan glanced at Fang Zheng sympathetically, then turned his head to look at the house where the fire was getting bigger and bigger, and said leisurely: "...... And the house you just burned very well is actually a new house bought by your subordinates, and it is said that it still costs your money......"