Chapter 16 Marriage to Huang Yueying
The formation of the Mo family and the technique of Qimen Dunjia, Gongsun Kang has already learned. He couldn't stay in Jingzhou forever, so he was now ready to go back to Liaodong.
Before returning to Liaodong, he still had a major life event to do, that is, his big wedding with Huang Yueying.
Jingzhou scholars are very face-giving, of course, to Huang Chengyan's face. Sima Hui, Pang Degong, Liu Biao, and Cai Mao all attended and congratulated the newcomers.
Gongsun Kang is the image of Sun Kang, only Sima Hui knows that he is a master of Taoist inner Danshu, and others know nothing about him. But seeing that Sima Hui respected him very much, he felt that this kid should not only be a little white face, but also a certain level.
On the day of the wedding, Huang Yueying prepared a little program to cheer up.
Of course, it's not a hole in the house and touching the bridesmaids. Huang Yueying set up several checkpoints for Gongsun Kang to crack and take the opportunity to help Gongsun Kang become famous.
First of all: a month before getting married, her father asked her father to put forward the "three nos" condition to Gongsun Kang, that is, when getting married, one will not sit in a sedan chair, two will not ride a horse, and three will not take a boat. (Boat, Longzhong folk dry boat).
When Gongsun Kang heard this condition, he laughed: It's simple. You can ride a bull! You can also walk!
The old yellow head rolled his eyes. Bull riding? Walk? You can figure it out!
In order to marry Huang Yueying, Gongsun Kang bought a piece of land near Huangjiazhuang and built a manor.
It's not like he's in a mood and spending. This is his base camp in Jingzhou, the spy center! In the future, people will be stationed and operated all year round.
In order to marry Huang Yueying, Gongsun Kang humbly asked his future daughter-in-law for advice on how to make wooden oxen and flowing horses.
In the past two months of contact, Gongsun Kang has already figured out the details of Huang Yueying. She has now invented a lot:
One is: wooden people grind noodles.
There are guests who come to visit Old Man Huang, and friends are all there, some like rice, and some like noodles. Old man Huang instructed Huang Yueying to grind noodles. In an instant, the rice and noodles are ready, the guests blame their speed, sneak into the kitchen to peek at it, see a few wooden people and rice, and a wooden donkey is like flying. This wooden man who can grind noodles is the intelligent robot of the future.
The second is: a mechanical dog made of wood.
There are still guests coming, two fierce dogs suddenly came out of the two corridors of the hall, straight to the guests, the inner compartment heard the sound of the girl ring hurriedly slapped on the two fierce heads, and suddenly the two fierce dogs stopped jumping, and then twisted their ears, the two fierce hounds obediently retreated to the porch and squatted down, take a closer look, it turned out that the two fierce dogs are wooden mechanical dogs. This is the predecessor of the wooden ox flowing horse.
On this day, it was the day of Huang Yueying's wedding, and Huang Chengyan's courtyard was crowded with congratulatory guests, and of course, there was no shortage of people who watched the excitement - how the girl of his Huang family went to her mother-in-law's house, and how he Sun Kang came to marry the bride.
When it was almost noon, under the Huangjia Mountain near Xiangyang, a colorful shadow appeared, from small to large, more and more clear.
"The kiss is coming!" With this shout, people who watched the excitement poured out of the courtyard of the Huang family.
In the procession, I saw Gongsun Kang and the scholar sitting on a "platform" surrounded by a red cloth curtain one after the other, under the "platform", on one side a thing like a big grinding plate rolling, in front of a thing that looked like a cow but not a cow, a horse and not a horse pulled away, said it was a sedan chair and no one carried it, said it was a horse but not a horse, said it was a boat but walked on a dry slope.
Everyone gathered around to see the strange! Some touched this, some touched that, and some patted the thing that looked like a cow but not a cow and a horse and not a horse, and surrounded the scholar and asked what it was? The scholar happily said to everyone: "This is the 'wooden ox flowing horse' that my husband made to pick up the bride!"
"Haha! Wooden cow flowing horse, what a fresh name!"
In this way, Sun Kang became the inventor of the wooden ox flowing horse.
The "Wooden Ox Flowing Horse" used by Gongsun Kang to marry his relatives is composed of two parts, the back is the high-pitched wheel car invented by Gongsun Kang according to the wheelbarrow of later generations, and the front is the wooden ox flowing horse made by Gongsun Kang according to the principle of wooden dog and wooden man designed by Huang Yueying.
I saw this wooden ox and flowing horse, with one belly and four legs; The head is in the collar, and the tongue is like the belly. The bending person is the cow's head, the double one is the cow's foot, the horizontal one is the cow collar, the turning one is the cow's foot, the covering one is the back, the square one is the cow's belly, the hanging one is the cow's tongue, the bending one is the cow's rib, the carved one is the cow's tooth, the standing one is the horn, the thin one is the cow saddle, and the photographer is the cow shaft. The mechanism of the wooden ox and the horse is in the tongue, and when the tongue is twisted, it stops, and then the tongue is restored and it is gone.
In the hall, before Miss Huang got into the car, another good deed put forward a condition to embarrass Sun Kang: let Sun Kang make a poem praising Huang Yueying on the spot.
Everyone knows that the girl of the Huang family is extremely ugly, look at how Sun Kang praises her.
This condition is indeed very toxic. Gongsun Kang can't write Huang Yueying as beautiful as a flower, which is not in line with the public's aesthetics and seems hypocritical.
Old man Huang looked fiercely at his old friend Sima Hui, who proposed this condition, and said in his heart I remember you, see how I retaliate against you.
Sima Hui smiled slightly, and lost his eyes: I am helping your son-in-law become famous.
In fact, Sima Hui couldn't do it himself, and he was really embarrassing Sun Kang. He thought to himself: You kid can't come up with another Dao song to get things done, right?
Gongsun Kang smiled slightly and did not shirk. You know: Brother Ke is a person who is familiar with Tang and Song poems, is it very difficult to copy another poem?
At that moment, Sun Kang, who was personable and jade trees in the wind, whispered softly:
As the saying goes, there is no color for women, and women in distant mountains and water are worried.
Optional heroes pin skirt under the skirt, for is the country thousands of points of planning.
A poem that praises Huang Yueying's intelligence, not only a good wife and mother who can join the family, but also a partner who can assist him in dominating the world. The poem also expresses his ambition to plot thousands of miles.
Everyone applauded, and the Confucians of Jingzhou realized: In addition to the Wolong and Phoenix Chicks, another young talent was born!
On the night of the wedding, Huang Yueying was covered with a red cloth on her head, she wanted to test whether Gongsun Kang was really willing, and she did not hesitate to remove the red hijab. Unexpectedly, Gongsun Kang really took off his hijab without saying a word.
Facing Huang Yueying, who was beautiful and beautiful, Gongsun Kang behaved very naturally. In the next generation, brides will be covered with red hijabs.
At this time, the bride with a happy face told her the truth. It is said that when people got married, the girl's red hijab was learned from Huang Yueying.
Huang Yueying's dowry contained two important gifts, and on the second day of her wedding, she handed them over to Gongsun Kang in person.
The first is the formula of two traditional Chinese medicines: the "Zhuge Xingjun San" (now it should be called Sun Kang Xingjun San) invented to prevent heat stroke and water and soil adaptation, and the "Wolong Dan" (now called Liaodong Miasma Avoiding Miasma) invented to avoid miasma.
This was prepared for Gongsun Kang's soldiers in Jiaozhou and Yizhou, and solved the unfavorable factors of the officers and soldiers of Liaodong marching and fighting in the tropics. Gongsun Kang was overjoyed, hugged Huang Yueying and kissed him, and said, "You are really my virtuous helper." ”
Huang Yueying's face was slightly red, and she gave Gongsun Kang a feather fan.
She said: "You talked to your father about the world's major affairs, and I found that when you talked about Cao Cao and Yuan Shao, your brows were deeply locked and worried, and the fan I gave you was used to cover your face. ”
The smart Ah Chou knows that the eldest husband must be calm and calm, and he can't be emotionally bumpy, let alone let the family find out, and he can't become a big deal.
Gongsun Kang laughed: "We Liaodong people are all cheerful people. Never cared about hiding your true emotions. ”
He took the fan and thought: Zhuge Liang will no longer have an artifact to pretend to be forced in the future. Afraid that Huang Yueying would misunderstand, he took a preventive shot in advance and said: "Our military advisors in Liaodong, Guo Jia, Xi Zhicai, Cheng Yu and others, each have a feather fan, which is used to pretend to be high-ranking people. ”
Huang Yueying was stunned for a moment, and then said: "This fan is not ordinary, please take a closer look." ”
Gongsun Kang carefully played with the feather fan in his hand, and only then did he find that the fan was densely hidden with strategies for conquering cities and conquering the country and governing the country.
Gongsun Kang Daqi, after asking the reason, only to know: The ugly Huang Yueying is not only surging in writing, but also excellent in martial arts, she once studied under a famous teacher. When Yicheng went down the mountain, the master gave her a goose feather fan, and instructed her to give the fan to your Ruyi Langjun after getting married to help him rule the country and level the world.
He is also a master who knows the art of divination, and a person who knows the direction of history. Gongsun Kang sighed.
(End of chapter)