Chapter Eighty-Five: Fat Man Pirates
When I returned to Fangfu, it was already late at night. The lanterns are still hanging high at the entrance of Fangfu, and everyone seems to have not slept yet.
Steward Sun squatted at the gatehouse, carrying a small pot of wine in his hand, looking out of the door, and from time to time he slipped two sips of wine on the spout, and lived a very comfortable life. Seeing that Fang Zheng was coming, Steward Sun looked overjoyed, put down the wine jug and greeted him.
"Oh, my young master! Why did you come back? The lord and the lady have been waiting for you for a long time. ”
Fang Zheng is waiting for me? What did the buddy do again this time and plant it in the hands of the second elder?
"Steward Sun, do you know what happened to my father and mother?" Today's Fang Zheng has learned to ask for directions before meeting the main master. - I have to ask, there is an emperor in the palace and a father in the family, these two people are specifically looking for trouble with Young Master Fang, so they can't be careless.
"It's okay, oh, your classmate Young Master Zhou is here, and the master and lady are talking to him in the front hall."
Fatso? Didn't you just separate? What is he doing at my house again? Why is this kid out of tune compared to Young Master Ben?
Entering the front hall, my father and mother were talking happily with the fat man, and I don't know what to talk about, but my father and mother laughed happily.
Confused, he saluted his father and mother, and Fang Zheng threw an inquiring look at the fat man. The fat man ignored him, still talking to his father with a smile on his face.
“…… Later, Cinderella lived a happy life with the prince, the two bought a piece of land in the countryside, built a set of four-entry courtyards, and bought a lot of people, all the way to the old ...... "A simplified and deleted yellow version, both with strong Chinese local characteristics of the "Cinderella" fairy tale, freshly baked in the fat man's mouth.
Fang Zheng looked at the fat man in amazement, damn! Dead fat people are shameless! Isn't this the story that Young Master Ben told him before? This kid is really unkind, he used it to fool my father,—— I wonder if he charged my father?
Old Man and Mrs. Fang listened with flying eyebrows, and their interest was quite high, and they asked again and again, "Is there anything else?" Anything else? ”
The fat man smiled: "This story is finished, next time I will tell my uncle and aunt another story of "Sleeping Beauty"......"
Fang Zheng was stunned again......
Master Fang coughed and said to Fang Zheng: "Look, His Royal Highness King Fu is gifted and intelligent, and he can tell such a moving story with just one mouth, what about you?" Hum! If you don't learn anything, you only know how to do nonsense outside all day long! ”
Fang Zheng didn't speak, gritted his teeth, and "crunched"......
A modest look appeared on the fat man's loyal face: "Uncle praised it, the little nephew just read a few more idle books in his spare time, made up a few pastime stories, and couldn't get into the elegant ......"
Master Fang shook his head and said: "That's much better than this son of my family, he can't even make up a decent story, he is quite accomplished in lying in front of the old man, alas, the family is unfortunate!" ”
Fang Zheng didn't speak, and continued to grit his teeth, "crunching"......
The fat man glanced at Fang Zheng with a smile on his face: "In this way, the uncle's praise, the little nephew can only be ashamed." ”
Old Man Fang nodded to the fat man with appreciation, and then when he looked at Fang Zheng, he immediately turned his face: "I came back so late, what trouble did you go to cause again?" ”
Daddy, this is clearly a double standard! Co-authoring the fat man is your own, right?
Fang Zheng glared at the fat man hatefully, and said respectfully: "Dad, the child is busy with government affairs now......
Master Fang interrupted him unceremoniously: "! As far as your five grades are empty, and you are still 'busy with government affairs', do you think the old man doesn't know? Hum! The shopkeeper of Invite Yue Lou just came and said that someone smashed our restaurant, and the matter seems to be caused by you, saying! What trouble have you been out there lately? ”
Fang Zheng said innocently: "No, Dad, the child has been a man with his tail between his legs recently, and he is very low-key, I don't believe you ask the fat man ......."
Old Man Fang sneered: "You didn't mess with anyone, is there something wrong with him?" Nothing to do smashing other people's stores to play? ”
Fang Zheng hurriedly slapped his ass: "Dad, your old man is really wise and martial, in a word, isn't there something wrong with that kid?" ”
The fat man was listening with a sullen smile, and his shoulders shook.
Old Man Fang stared at Fang Zheng for a long time, and then let out a long sigh: "His Royal Highness King Fu has already told the old man about the matter just now, and I really can't blame you for this matter." However, you are now an official in the court, and the officialdom is dangerous step by step, like you offend people everywhere by your temperament, how many days can you be an official? ”
If you can be a few days, it's a few days, it's best for the emperor to remove me, everyone is worry-free, is it rare to be this broken official? Fang Zheng pursed his lips secretly.
The fat man came out to play a round: "Uncle Fang, you can't blame Brother Fang for this matter, it's really that Pan Shangshu's family is too deceitful." Brother Fang spoke up in the court for the soldiers who died in the grassland, and did not hesitate to offend the powerful, and now the people in the capital are thinking of Brother Fang's goodness. ”
Fang Zheng nodded on the side and agreed: "That's it." ”
Old Man Fang glared at Fang Zheng fiercely and stopped talking.
The fat man smiled at the right time: "Today, the little nephew took the liberty to come to the door so late, because he wanted to report a happy event to his uncle and aunt." ”
Master Fang smiled and said, "His Royal Highness King Fu, what is the happy event for our family?" ”
The fat man glanced at Fang Zheng seemingly inadvertently, and said with a smile: "Congratulations to my uncle and aunt, Brother Fang...... Hehe, Brother Fang is going to be a colt. ”
"What?" Master Fang and Mrs. Fang were shocked, and then glanced at each other, looking incredulous.
Immediately, Master Fang glared at Fang Zheng fiercely: "Which princess have you provoked again?" ”
Why do you say "again"? Fang Zheng was depressed when he heard this, and wanted to hit the wall, and I am a professional in your heart to provoke the princess?
Stretching out a finger pitifully, Fang Zheng smiled and said, "One, just one." The child only provoked one princess in total, hehe......"
Mrs. Fang asked cautiously: "Could it be ...... Is it Princess Changping? ”
Fang Zheng and the fat man nodded in unison: "Exactly." ”
Master Fang and Mrs. Fang looked at each other again, and then their faces were full of joy, and Mrs. Fang said happily: "I'll just say, Princess Changping and my son have a fate, and their red line is what Old Yue has held for them in his last life, no matter how many twists and turns, they will still be together." ”
Old Man Fang stared at the fat man: "His Royal Highness King Fu, can you tell the old man what's going on?" ”
The fat man said: "Uncle, my father and emperor have a close appreciation for my brother, and he has already intended to marry my sister Princess Changping to him, but Brother Fang has been unwilling to express his position, and my father and emperor are not good to say anything." In the past few days, hehe, maybe Brother Fang figured it out himself, maybe he had affection for my sister, of course my father couldn't ask for it, this family matter, the little nephew thinks there will be no more twists and turns. ”
Mrs. Fang poked Fang Zheng's head hatefully: "The princess likes you so much, you bastard boy even takes Qiao, you beauty can't kill you!" ”
Master Fang said to Fang Zheng: "Zheng'er, what do you say about this?" ”
Fang Zheng lowered his head shyly and drew circles on the ground with one foot: "You can do whatever you say......
The room is full of cold......
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The matter of marriage seems to have been decided, and now it is only waiting for the emperor to summon and marry the princess. It is said that there are many etiquettes for marriage in the palace, and how troublesome it is, Young Master Fang didn't ask.
The emperor soon summoned him, but this time it was not for his marriage to the princess.
After the dispersal of the dynasty the next day, according to the old rules, Fang Zheng was summoned to the imperial study again, it was very strange that the emperor always liked to summon him alone after the dispersal of the dynasty.
Fang Zheng's nerves have now been trained very strong, from trembling at the beginning, to now entering the imperial study every day is as normal as visiting his own garden. After many contacts with the emperor, he found that in fact, the so-called emperor was just an old man in an imperial robe, except that he always liked to train people with a straight face, there was not much difference from other old people, perhaps, he was more lonely than other old people.
Fang Zheng had known an old man in his previous life, very similar to the emperor, but the difference was that the old man guarded the school communication room. Fang Zheng was studying because he had a cheerful personality, was good at dealing with people, and had a good relationship with the old man, who was very good to him, and from time to time he took out a few sugar-fried chestnuts from his pocket with a straight face and stuffed them in his hand, and whispered to him to hide them and not let other classmates see them......
So Fang Zheng gradually figured out the trick of getting along with the emperor. - Don't be intimidated by his stern and stiff expression, many ministers are so frightened that they can't speak when they see the emperor, but in fact, there is no need at all. When a person is just in a high position, he may enjoy being worshiped and awe-inspired, but no one enjoys this feeling for decades, more often, he just regards the awe of others as a kind of etiquette and a passing scene, just like the TV show, when the ministers kowtow, they must shout "Long live my emperor", after shouting, the emperor will also reply with a sentence "Zhongqing is flat." "This is just a set of procedures, and when it is done, it proves that everyone has fulfilled the courtier's etiquette.
Fang Zheng is a time-traveling person who has received more than ten years of modern education, so he didn't care too much about this at all, in the memory of his previous life, except for the Qingming Festival and the sacrifice of ancestors during the New Year, he never knelt down to people at all.
But things are so wonderful, the red tape he doesn't like, it just so happens that the emperor doesn't like it either, which just fits the emperor's mind, maybe Fang Zheng is so favored in front of the emperor, there is more or less this reason.
The emperor was not alone in the imperial study, and next to him were the fat man and Changping. The two of them seemed to have just been trained, crying and mourning, looking unlucky, Changping's small mouth was high, looking very angry, and the fat man's fat face was also drooping, and he lowered his head stupidly and kept his head silent.
Seeing Fang Zheng come in, the two of them raised their heads at the same time and gave him a hard look.
Human communication requires language and words, what can eyes express? Fang Zheng glanced at them inexplicably, and the respectful emperor saluted.
The emperor reviewed the folds with a straight face as usual, and didn't raise his head when he saw Fang Zheng coming. Fang Zheng faintly felt that something was wrong, a bit of a mountain rain was about to come and the wind was full of buildings.
Quietly turned his head, and saw that the fat man and Changping were gesturing at him while the emperor was not paying attention, the gestures were difficult to understand, pointing at Fang Zheng for a while, pointing at himself for a while, he was very panicked when he pointed at Fang Zheng, and he was very anxious when he pointed at himself......
What exactly are these two siblings trying to express? Fang Zheng wondered, yes, let's find the answer by ourselves.
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