Chapter 492: Strange Tricks
Liu Yi met the envoys sent by Xuzhou Sun Qian and Mi Zhu at home, and after a detailed discussion, the two said goodbye and left, but at this time it was Zhen Mi who went to the study to deliver medicine to him, with years of getting along, Liu Yi saw at a glance that she was asking for it, but after saying it, it caused Zhen Mi to be coquettish for a while, and he couldn't help but get close to the past and kiss the two reds, and the tongue was entangled.
"Husband, you are so bold in this outer world, you are not afraid of being seen and laughed at by your subordinates." After a while, Zhen Mifang pushed her husband away and said, at this time, her face was full of red tides, and she gasped slightly, looking very delicate.
"Hehe, this is in my own home, what is bold or not, I am intimate with my wife, and besides, the person who is not long-sighted to see you enter the house and only you and I dare to come in?" Liu Yi smiled slightly, thinking that I was already secretive enough.
"Naturally, the husband will not be mistaken, Mi'er really has something to ask for, but I am afraid that the husband will not dare to agree?" Zhen Mijiao smiled and looked at Liu Yi's words, and then said again with her hands on his neck.
Liu Yi knows that among his wives and concubines, Zhen Mi is the most eccentric, and often has fresh ideas, which does not also use the agitation method on his husband, but he knows in his heart that she has a deep affection for herself, and she will naturally not refuse if she can do something for her, if her agitation method can make Zhen Mi happy, Liu Yi will not refuse, and his eyes glared at the moment and said:
"For Mi'er, what don't Liu dare to do? Say, do you want to pick the stars or the moon?
"What are the stars and the moon, husband, you will coax people, last time you coaxed Zhen'er with a bowl of water, and now you come to coax Mi'er, there is nothing new at all, this time Mi'er wants you to agree before saying." Zhen Mi didn't follow the way, Liu Yi promised to pick up stars for her on Mi Zhen's birthday last time, but he played a bowl of water at night to reflect the reflection of the starry sky, Mi Zhen was very moved at that time, and the women were also envious, her husband never seemed to be less interesting between husband and wife, and he was also witty.
"Promise, promise, you will ask Liu to kill people, set fire to the house, rob the house, and I will admit it!" Liu Yi looked like he surrendered, and it was nothing if he agreed anyway, and Mi'er would definitely not make excessive demands.
"That's good, thank you husband for your pity." Zhen Mi was overjoyed when she heard this, and immediately took the initiative to cross her lips for Liu Yi to taste again, only to make Lang Sheng open his bow and arrows, and he couldn't wait to carry her into the room now to warm up, but then Zhen Mi's request made him think about it.
"What? Go***? Did you hear me wrong? Liu Yi was shocked and stretched out his hand and pressed Zhen Mi's forehead, it turned out that the request made by the concubine was to go shopping***, and she also wanted to disguise herself as a man to let herself follow, Rao is Liu Yi was calm and profound, and he couldn't help but be surprised.
"Of course I heard it right, Mi'er is not sick, she just wants her husband to go with me***, Mi'er's husband knows everything in the world, and he will never say or do it." Zhen Mi resentfully knocked off Liu Yi's right hand that touched his forehead, and then his delicate body shook lightly in Liu Yi's arms.
"Go, go, isn't it ***? Could it be that Longtan Tiger's Den is not successful, you go and change your clothes, and I will immediately let Liu Liu prepare the car. "Zhen Mi's coquettish appearance is really charming, in fact, it is not too shocking for a woman to disguise herself in the Qinglou at this age, there are still some differences between the brothels of the Han Dynasty and later generations, and the status is not low, the old man Cai Yan is more than sixty years old, and he has made an appointment with a few colleagues to drink and listen to the piano there! It's a big deal, let Tian'er dress them up.
"Husband, this *** was originally going to be interesting at night, Mi'er knows that a good husband never goes to such a place in order to appease our sisters' hearts, so even if you are rewarded, how can a man not love young and beautiful? Besides, husband, you are the one who monopolized the four major Oiran of the Closed Moon Pavilion that year, this *** and the name of the Closed Moon Pavilion, as for whether it is worthy of the name, the husband can only count it. Don't worry, you don't need Liu Liu, Mi'er has her own arrangements. Seeing Liu Yi nodding, Zhen Mi's face was even more joyful, and she immediately said a lot of words, obviously prepared.
"In the evening, if you go at night, Mrs. knows that if you don't say that you are a husband, you are afraid that you will talk about Mi'er, anyway, Mi'er, you just go to see it, and it will not be the same when you go." Liu Yi said that he was not afraid that Cai Yan would know what he would do to him, he dared to guarantee 100% that even if he swaggered to go to ***, she would not do anything, but he was afraid that there would be conflicts between wives and concubines.
"Hmph, you know that you are afraid of your sister, don't worry, if your sister doesn't agree, how dare Mi'er take her husband there? Hehe, in fact, my sister will go with me at night. Zhen Mi pretended to be angry and struggled in Liu Yi's arms, seeing her husband's innocent look but funny, Cai Yan, as Liu Yi's wife, is extremely fair in her behavior and housekeeping, and she treats her very well on weekdays, and Zhen Mi also respects her very much in her heart, so she said in Liu Yi's ear.
"What? Yan'er also, too, go? "It seems that General Liu has been surprised one after another today, and after listening to Zhen Mi's words, he couldn't help but pause a little, today is July 23, and it's not April 1st, where are there so many April Fool's Day jokes?
"Okay, you'll know when you come with Mi'er." At this time, Zhen Mi stood up from his arms and changed into a dress for him to go out, and then walked out of the corner gate of the general's mansion with her husband, which is a rather quiet laneway, and a few steps forward, it turned into a courtyard, Zhen Mi knocked lightly, but the door was shaken red, and Cai Yan was in the middle of it after coming to the lobby, in addition to a woman with a light veil to cover her face, with a slender figure, it was Wang Xinran, the wife of the second brother.
"Husband, don't ask me, this is all Mi'er's sister's idea, since you came here with her, you must have agreed to her, and you will know in a while." Looking at her husband's surprised and questioning gaze, Cai Yan covered her mouth and chuckled, and then said with a straight face.
At this point, Lang Sheng only had to go with his wife and concubine, but although this period of time was warm but also a little dull, now it is a kind of spice, now it is no longer a word just a polite smile to Wang Xinran, he can talk to his wife and concubine without jealousy, but he should be respectful to his younger brothers and sisters, after all, the second brother did not cross over, seeing Wang Xinran return the courtesy, I couldn't help but feel a little sorry in my heart, not a few days after returning from Jizhou, Xingba went to Fangshan, and his husband and wife got together less and less, However, the second brother went to that incident, so he could rest assured.
Zhen Mi stepped forward and took Wang Xinran's hand into the room, Cai Yan also followed in when she saw this, only Shaohong gave Liu Yi a cup of good tea, and looked at Liu Yi's intention to speak, and before he could speak, she said in front: "Don't ask me, Miss said, you'll know in a while." Now Shaohong is Liu Yi's concubine, but she can't be commensurate with her husband, but she can be closer in private, she has always called Cai Yan in front of Liu Yi, and Liu Yi can't help her.
Seeing that he couldn't ask anything from the shaking red mouth, Liu Yi closed his eyes and recuperated, who knew that Zhen Mi had been in the house for a long time, and unconsciously fell asleep with his hands on his jaw, in the dream he seemed to have returned to Yu Mountain, fighting the bear to play with the big old black, who knew that the branch stepped on during the jump was in the middle of the section, and the whole person fell from the air, and below was the big old black blood basin mouth!
Liu Yi woke up smartly, it turned out that the right fist with the jaw was taken off, and the whole person rushed forward, only then did he wake up, it seems that his nostalgia for Yushan is really strong, and it is related to this as soon as he has a dream, Wang Xinran has walked out between the elusiveness, but there are still two people behind him, Liu Yi was shocked at this glance, but he thought he was still in a dream, and hurriedly rubbed his eyes.
It turned out that behind Wang Xinran were two handsome young scribes, the jade tree with a Confucian shirt and the two of them was in the wind, chic and extraordinary, it was Liu Yi, a man who did not have the prosperity of Longyang, saw it and secretly applauded in his heart, it was really a first-class talent! Sure that he will not dream, and there will definitely be no men in this room, Liu Yi immediately calmly observed, these two men are similar to Wang Xinran, about seven feet, and their bodies are quite thin, and there seems to be no trace of familiarity on their faces, but seeing those two pairs of eyes, combined with the abnormality of Zhen Mi and Cai Yan today, Liu Yi can already determine that these two people are their reappearances, but where did such an amazing change come from?
"Brother and sister are wonderful, it's really magical, Liu Yi worships!" This answer is not difficult to guess, this technique must be from the hands of Wang Xinran, for this era of disguise Liu Yi knows a lot, the people in the ears of the sky are good at this way, when Liu Yi in order to let Gongsun Zan believe that his people in Beiping had used this method, so that the battle of Motianling was successful, but even with their skills can not be compared with Wang Xinran in front of them, for example, if the people in the ears of the sky are considered to be masters of this way, Wang Xinran is definitely a great master level, look at her disguise technique is natural, If Liu Yi wasn't too familiar with his children and added this special scene, he wouldn't be able to see it when he suddenly looked at each other, it was indeed a miracle skill.
"Thank you for the compliment, if the two sisters-in-law go like this, no one will see the flaw." Wang Xinran smiled slightly when he heard this, and his words were full of strong confidence.
"That's true, brother and sister." Liu Yi nodded in approval, but he was thinking in his heart that he would discuss with Xingba one day, and let his younger siblings go to train the people of Tian'er, which must have an effect.
"The two sisters-in-law not only have to change their appearance, but also their body shape and voice, and now they can't speak, so I invite the eldest brother to sit down and gladly change your appearance." As soon as Wang Xinran said this, Cai Yan and Zhen Mi behind him all smiled and nodded, and motioned for Liu Yi to ask for it.
"Then there will be Brother and Sister Lao." Thinking of being able to personally experience the stunts of this great grandmaster, Liu Yi would not refuse, and sat up straight with a polite smile, Cai Yan Zhen Mi could enter the house with Wang Xinran, but Liu Yi couldn't, if it weren't for his wife here, he wouldn't be able to get along alone with his younger siblings, and legend has it that Cao Cao wanted to use this way to disturb Guan Yu Liu Bei's righteousness.
Wang Xinran nodded slightly, walked over, but stopped two feet in front of Liu Yi, and a clay pot appeared in his hand like a trick, the action was extremely fast, ordinary people would think that it was made out of nothing, only Liu Yi's eyesight could see that this thing was originally hidden in the sleeve of the robe. As soon as the clay pot was opened, a faint fragrance came to his face, and the thing inside turned to paste, and Wang Xinran also took a brush.
At this time, Liu Yi closed his eyes, his younger brother and sister were only two feet away from him, his eyes were not right, it was better to close them, and Wang Xinran started to move his hand across the two feet of land, Liu Yi only felt a cold face, the paste-like thing had been painted on his face, but it was not uncomfortable, and then the coolness was all over the face, and Wang Xinran smeared it very evenly with a wave of the brush, and then it was covered with something similar to a light veil, which felt like a mask in the future, and then removed it and pasted it several times. The feeling of the attachment on Liu Yi's face was already extremely subtle, like natural skin, and it was only half an hour when Wang Xinran let him open his eyes.
Liu Yi opened his eyes and saw the surprised eyes of Cai Yan, Zhen Mi Shaohong and others, which must be quite the same as when he saw the two young scholars just now.