Chapter 168: He's Not That Stupid (1st Update)
Xia Houdun saw that he wanted to divide part of his camp, and he didn't agree, Pan Long felt that it would be boring to beat him again, a person who is not afraid of beating, unless you beat him to death, otherwise it will be useless.
In the end, Cao Cao made sense, saying that if Xia Houdun didn't agree, he would let him go back to his hometown to farm, Xia Houdun heard it, and didn't even dare to put a fart again, he still couldn't give up his official position, he couldn't make money from farming at all, and he had to post it upside down, so he wasn't so stupid.
On the second day of the fence, Cao Cao convened a meeting, and everyone wanted to ask for Yuan Shu, and on the third day, Cao Cao personally led an army of 100,000 troops, approaching Shouchun, or using Liu Bei's battle plan, and Lu Bu, Liu Bei, Sun Ce, and the soldiers were divided into four roads, and Shouchun was surrounded by water.
When Yuan Shu heard this, he was furious, at this time he still had more than 300,000 soldiers and horses, his waist was very straight, sitting on the dragon chair, still pretending to be mighty and domineering, in fact, domineering is not pretended, Yuan Shu looks a little roe deer, and even the domineering look very awkward, plus he is lascivious all day long, his eyes have already darkened, and the whole person is as thin as a monkey, the harem is hard and messy, and he has four or five thousand beauties, and if he can see a little, he was pulled to the palace, At most, he changed fifty in one night, and he vowed to see all the thousands of beauties, the women were so good-looking, and the women without clothes were even better-looking, and after reading a few hundred, he received the war letter.
Cao Cao scolded him so much that he was bloody, so he summoned the civil and military officials to an emergency meeting, and said: "A few days ago, the widow watched the sky at night, and saw the elephant of the four wolves swallowing the dragon, he knew that something was wrong, and he had been thinking about who the four wolves were, until today, the widow finally knew, the first wolf was Cao Cao's traitorous male, the second wolf was Liu Bei's shoe seller, and the third wolf was Lu Bu's reckless man, he is good, he dares to join forces with others, and he has 600,000 soldiers, and he is asked to "say this" in an instant, "Bang!" He slapped him on the thigh and said, "Let him turn into powder!" ”
Yuan Shu is also very capable of blowing, obviously the army of less than 300,000 was blown into 600,000 by him, others don't know, but his internal civil and military generals can know.
But the military general Wenchen had to pat his ass when he heard Yuan Shu's bragging, and everyone shouted: "Long live the wise!" ”
When Yuan Shu heard this, he couldn't help laughing, he liked others to call him long live, he wanted to jump up happily when he heard these two words, thinking that our Yuan family is the fourth and third duke, so many people, that is, I Yuan Shu can be the emperor, the ancestors of the Yuan family think that I am the most capable, he thinks that he can go to heaven, and after laughing, he wants to continue talking, and suddenly forgets where he said, so he glanced at the prime minister Yan Xiang next to him, and said: "Yan Qing's family, where did the widow just go?" ”
Yan Xiang was a little helpless, he had already found out that Yuan Shu was a person who got carried away, as soon as he was happy, he didn't care about anything, and even forgot what he said, when the emperor can be like this, it is really speechless.
Yan Xiang arched his hand and said, "Your Majesty, you just mentioned Lu Bu. ”
At the mention of Lu Bu, Yuan Shu's face tensed and said, "Hmph! Lu Bupifu! Rats' eyes! If you don't marry me, oh no, if you don't marry a widow, I'll regret it! ”
Saying that, he patted his thigh again, and stretched his neck with him, an emperor, always patting his thigh, there is no image at all, Yan Xiang, Le and others persuaded Yuan Shu many times, but he just can't change this habit, it seems that if he doesn't pat his thigh for a day, he won't be able to eat.
After patting his thighs, his eyes rolled, and he stretched his head and continued: "After talking about Lu Bunas, let's talk about Sun Ce, don't talk about the other wolves, the most hateful is Sun Ce!" He's a white-eyed wolf! I have been with me for many years, but the widow treats him well, this is good, the wings are hard, he can fly, he dares to join forces with the Cao thief to beat me, this is really hateful, I oh no, the widow swears that he will swear to Sun Ce Xiao'er "again" snap! slapped his thigh and said, "Ten thousand broken corpses!" ”
Everyone shouted in unison: "Ten thousand broken corpses!" ”
"Hahahaha" Yuan Shu saw that everyone was united, laughed wildly, and after laughing, he said to everyone: "Although Cao Cao and his party are a rabble, they should be removed, they are like flies, they look harmless, and they are always buzzing and annoying, and for example, they are like toads, suddenly jumping on their heads, this thing he doesn't bite him, he is very scary, so these four-way wolves, should be removed, you have to get rid of them, you Qing family, what is the plan to kill the enemy, you might as well say it and listen to it." ”
In Yuan Shu, 90% of the officials are mixed with food and drink, because Yuan Shu is extravagant, does not ask about political affairs, there is basically no pressure to be an official here, just take the money on time every month, Yuan Shu is busy counting beauties all day long, where does it matter who does how many things, so Yuan Shu's question, for a while, no one spoke, up and down, the master is incompetent, and his subordinates are naturally useless.
But there is always a little bit of green in the ten thousand flowers, Yuan Shu still has a few good people under him, Ji Ling is one, but unfortunately when he attacked Liu Bei, he asked Lu Buyuan to shoot a halberd and make a big crooked neck, and he retreated without fighting, and asked him to lead the soldiers to fight the cane, he was still very fierce, but when it came to strategy, he really didn't dare to come out to charge his head.
So Yan Xiang spoke again, he was Yuan Shu's prime minister, he didn't speak, who spoke, if he didn't speak, Yuan Shu wouldn't let him go, he couldn't let him take so much money in vain, his salary was the highest here, he knew that he had a great responsibility, so he arched his hand and said: "Your Majesty, the minister has a strategy, and he can retreat from the enemy army in four ways." ”
When Yuan Shu heard this, he was happy and wanted to pat his thigh again, and when he heard someone offering advice, he almost danced with his eyebrows, but he still held back, and said with an excited expression: "Oh, the Qing family is going to talk about it, the Qing family is talking about it!" ”
Yan Xiang said: "At present, the four-way army is besieging Shouchun, the water is flooding, and the soldiers are coming to block, they have four soldiers and horses, and we are also divided into four ways to resist, the first way, General Ji Lingji resists Liu Bei, the second way, General Le Jie resists Sun Ce, the third way, General Li Feng resists Lu Bu, and the fourth road, General Liang Gang resists Cao Cao, each leading 50,000 troops, so that the enemy can be retreated in a few days." ”
"Oops!" Yuan Shu slapped his thigh again and said: "Aiqing has a good plan, what a clever plan, Yan Aiqing is the widowed Zhang Liangye, with Zhang Liang, why worry about the world is uncertain, why worry about Cao Thief not breaking, hahahaha"
(End of chapter)