Chapter 60 is too different

"It's going to be passed down from generation to generation." The dog whispered.

"Let him disappear if he should disappear, and do what he inherits, and the old will eventually be replaced by the new.

Cao Mo, Zhuan Zhu, Yao Li, Yu Rang, and Nie Zheng are all in the past, and they are also dross, Guo Xie knows that he has done a good job as an official, why do you still want to raise dead soldiers? ”

"The embroidered messenger is the royal dead!"

"Do you know why there are dead soldiers in the royal family?"

"It's because it's convenient for Your Majesty to do something that is not good for the right and bright."

He Chou smiled, spread his legs and said: "The reason why the royal family has dead soldiers is because they are the dead soldiers of the royal family.

Do you really think that there is anything Your Majesty can't do in the open?

Tell you, no!

Your Majesty can do anything uprightly and brightly, and he can do it without scruples. The reason for the establishment of the embroidered messenger is entirely because of His Majesty's personal hobby. ”

"Hobbies?"

He Chou smiled, as if there was no mustard between him and the dog.

"Your Majesty has a hobby of peeping into people's privacy......"

"I actually have a ...... for this hobby"

"The emperor can expand his hobby to the extreme, he can see and hear the sights that cannot be seen in the market, and the strange things that cannot be heard.

And ordinary people can only vaguely come into contact with some things beyond their imagination through speculation and conjecture.

This is where the hobby of the emperor differs from that of ordinary people. ”

"What do you think we can do with some dead soldiers?"

"It's not good, you're a qualified embroidered messenger yourself, do you think you can really hide that the embroidered messenger manipulated a group of dead soldiers?"

"Isn't it possible?"

"Of course not, there are three pairs of eyes staring at you behind every embroidered messenger. I even believe that since you stepped into the Yanmen Pass, the embroidered messenger has known that you have come back alive. ”

The dog's face changed drastically.

He Chou You sneered: "What kind of existence do you think the embroidered messenger is?" These people were brought together by the old man, and finally formed the embroidered messengers.

In the beginning, they were just the eyes and ears of the Son of Heaven, and later, you know, they somehow had the power to oversee the world.

This is the result of the expansion of the Son of Heaven's desires. ”

The dog's face turned pale and said, "The head of the family invites Da Changqiu to ......."

He Chou waved his hand and said: "It doesn't matter, Da Changqiu cut the last line, that is to say, as long as the Son of Heaven thinks you are dead, then, you are not in danger."

The most taboo thing among the embroidered messengers is that they are too curious.

When the two big leaders Han Zhen and Peng Si came back, even if they knew that someone had changed the book, they would not ask, after all, after they left, the person in charge of the book was His Majesty.

Now, just get rid of the three pairs of eyes behind you. ”

"And avoid the nine pairs of eyes behind these three pairs of eyes, right? The question is, where are these three pairs of eyes, and who do the nine pairs of eyes belong to? ”

"The old man knows!"

Why did you start eating side dishes......

When Yun Lang got up in the morning, he saw a strange scene.

The dog really turned into a dog......

The sip of tea that he had just drunk was squirted out, sending out a mist of the boss.

"What are you doing?" Yun Lang ran down from the upstairs with a yell, tore the dog collar around the dog's neck three or two times, tore the dog skin off his body, and kicked the dog walking on all fours with a heavy kick.

"No one else saw it, did it?"

Yun Lang's eyes rolled, and the image of the dog was seen, and he didn't have to be a human being in the future.

"You're the second!"

"Who's the first one?"

"Why worry about it!"

"You're not afraid that he'll beat you, so you'll dress up as a dog and beg for mercy, right?"

"No, even if I am killed by him, I will not be willing to fall, but when it comes to you and Da Changqiu, I can't do anything."

"What did you tell you?"

"He said the emperor was about to know that I wasn't dead......"

The dog was halfway through his words, and was kicked by Yun Lang and fell down.

Yun Lang grabbed the dog's neck and spatted angrily: "Who do you think you are?" Do you think you really deserve the emperor to know your life and death?

I thought you would be smart after a trip to the Huns, but now I realize that you are as stupid as the Huns-

Being scared of a few words from others, you can even do something like pretending to be a dog? ”

The dog smiled helplessly: "I thought about it, but I don't dare to bet!" ”

"You disguised yourself as a dog to see him, why did he say something?"

"Feed me a bone......"

"Go back to your safe house, don't see anyone, I'm not afraid that you will be discovered, but I am worried that you will come out and embarrass me."

"So, neither you nor Da Changqiu will be implicated because of me?"

"You think we're both fools?"

"Both of you are foxes, of course, but there is a stupid dog under your door!

The old man thought that he could train a real assassin, but now he found that he was not qualified at all, and even if he was trained, he would be caught by others and made into dog meat soup, which would not benefit the Yun clan at all. ”

He Chou Shi Shiran walked in from the side door and said to Yun Lang with a smile.

Yun Lang lifted the dog up and stood firm, and said with a wry smile to He Chouyou: "He's a fool, don't blame him anymore."

From now on, the words assassin and dead man should not appear in our homes, these two words can easily be misunderstood. ”

He Chou looked upstairs with doting eyes and rubbed his sleepy eyes to look at the lively Huo Guangdao: "This is the best choice for stabbing guests, and the rest is not enough!" ”

The dog was extremely ashamed, and with a loud scream, he clenched his fists and pounced on He Chouyou.

Yun Lang sighed and looked up at the sky, the dog couldn't escape a stinky beating after all...... This was predestined when he went to see He Chou last night.

"Master, the dog is very brave today." Huo Guang said excitedly.

"He's going to kill your master!"

"He can't kill Master He, but Master He can easily kill him."

"Don't want Master He in the future, Master He's called, just call Master."

"My master is only you, Master He taught me martial arts after all, it's okay to call Master He, and he can't afford to call the master."

"Aren't you afraid that he'll clean you up?"

"Master He has long wanted to clean me up, and in the past two years, the disciple has not given him any chance!" Huo Guang smiled like a little fox.

Yun Lang looked at the dog who was swaying left and right by He Chouyou's big slap in the field, still roaring and fighting, and then looked back at Huo Guang, who was holding a tooth jar and brushing his teeth with salt foam while watching the lively Huo Guang.

For the first time, I felt that a person's innate talent may be more important than a person's acquired efforts, and this kind of victory and defeat in the mother's womb is desperate.

When the dog no longer had any strength, fell to the ground and crawled three times without getting up, He Chou waved his robe sleeves and said to Yun Lang with satisfaction: "This evil breath is finally clean......

Then he pointed at Huo Guang and said, "He is your example!" ”

Huo Guangzheng said: "The disciple has always been obedient, and he will not suffer this fate." ”

He Chou laughed loudly, his body swayed, like a goshawk jumping onto the wall, and after a few ups and downs, he disappeared between the heavy eaves of the Yun family.

Su Zhi carefully examined the dog's injury, and was very embarrassed, saying that the dog's injury was not serious, but he didn't have much good skin and flesh on his body, and he screamed at the slightest touch.

said that he was seriously injured, but the muscles and bones of his whole body were safe and sound, and being able to scream for days shows that his internal organs are also very healthy.

In general, without half a month of recuperation, the skin injury will not heal.

"Wen, I can't fight the old thief, and I can't do it, the head of the family, I didn't suffer in vain this beating and humiliation."

The dog said to Yun Lang intermittently.

Yun Lang clicked his mouth and said: "People who have been humiliated and beaten will say so, as for whether they can be ashamed and brave in the future, it is difficult to say."

I'm worried about how to send you to your two Hun wives now, I'm afraid that they will think it's my hand and fight with me! ”

"Since they are married to me, they are the mothers-in-law of my Han family, why does the head of the family keep humiliating them with the word Xiongnu?"

Yun Lang gritted his teeth and said, "You have been beaten lightly. ”

The dog also gritted his teeth and said: "I won't admit defeat, as long as he can't kill me, I will definitely fight back!" ”