Chapter 7: People become stupid as soon as they leave the battlefield
Chapter 7: People become stupid as soon as they leave the battlefield
The gate of Xie Changchuan's house is very tall, and a flying tiger flag is planted on the gate to hula and cheer, this flag is so big that even at dusk, it is impossible to ignore his existence.
This flag is actually the battle flag of the Baishan Border Army, Lao Xie stuck to Baishan Mountain for 31 years, and after leading his subordinates back to the capital, the emperor saw that he was pitiful, so he rewarded him with this flag and commended him for his hard work for the country.
With this flag on the gate, Yun Lang, it would be very troublesome for Cao Xiang to take a carriage directly into Xie Changchuan's house.
Because as long as you are a person who has accepted the moderation of this flag, no matter how high and powerful you are, it is necessary to sign up under the flag.
Lao Xie sat on a tiger skin chair from the Yun family, and looked at Yun Lang and Cao Xiang outside the door with a smile, without the slightest intention of coming out to greet him.
Not only him, but the old thief Pei Yan was sitting next to Lao Xie, and there were more than a dozen young juniors standing beside him shouting and cheering for the two old thieves.
The Xie family's confessor is a foot tall, or two people, standing at the door on the left and on the right, like a god of the iron tower.
"This old thief is waiting for our brother to come and give him a strong voice." Cao Xiang was very unhappy, in the Great Han Kingdom, even if he entered the palace, he was a person who brushed his face, and now he was embarrassed to do such a shameful thing to sign up.
"Let's make this old thief proud for once!" Yun Lang walked up the steps and said in a loud voice: "Yong'an Hou Yunlang greets the handsome!" ”
The two confessors standing at the door immediately shouted: "Yong'an Hou Yunlang meets the handsome!" ”
The sound was so loud that Yun Lang's ears buzzed, and he plucked his ears fiercely, and looked at the two bastards who were probably in charge of scolding in front of the two armies.
Obviously only five zhang away from Xie Changchuan, this old thief suddenly didn't see Yun Lang, and said to a young man beside him: "Quasi! ”
So the young man immediately ran to the door and yelled at Yun Lang: "Quasi! ”
Yun Lang entered the door at this time, and when he came in, he found that Cao Xiang had quietly followed in.
Without waiting for Yun Lang to greet Xie Changchuan, he heard Pei Yan say to Cao Xiang: "Why did Pingyang Hou come in?" ”
Cao Xiang pouted and said: "I am the deputy general of Yong'an Hou, and I never need to be known ......by name to follow the main general into the commander's tent."
Cao Xiang wanted to continue, but was stopped by Yun Lang, he knew what Cao Xiang was going to say, this guy has never been willing to suffer, outside the door, and the flag is there, he has to bow his head, inside the house...... He is the Marquis of Che......
Xie Changchuan stood up and laughed, grabbed Yun Lang's arm with one hand, and Cao Xiang's arm with the other and said: "They are all heroes who I fought in Baishan Mountain, you are like the sun rising, the old men are already in the twilight, at this time, you must rub a little bit of the glory of the morning sun to live for a few more years."
Come today, don't be polite, that Zhu Maichen made a lot of money in the surrendered city, and the reason why the old man was willing to help him support this scene was also because he was a member of the surrendered city and Bai Mountain.
Even if you win, you don't have to look at the old man's face. ”
Cao Xiang smiled proudly: "Pointing at Yunlang and saying: "Our two brothers have not fallen to the point of taking the poor people's money, so I came here today to take a look, and Hou Ye Xie doesn't have to be polite." ”
Xie Changchuan laughed and said: "That's ah, that's ah, you two are better than plucking your roots; The old man's waist is thick, and looking at the scene called the flowers, it can be regarded as a distraction, which the old man understands. ”
Yun Lang couldn't get used to seeing the two of them talking nonsense over there, so he pulled Pei Yan's sleeve and said: "At this time, it's not a good thing to get too close to Zhu Maichen and them, I'm afraid it's not a good thing, the seniors are very wise, they won't be unable to understand the signs here, right?" ”
Pei Yan said with a smile: "Zhang Tang is dead, what else can there be a problem, Zhu Maichen and his family are strong, for the sake of them being surrendered to the city and Bai Mountain, this favor still needs to be helped." ”
Yun Lang smiled and didn't explain much.
Although these veterans are all cunning and cunning, they are extremely unfamiliar with the emperor, and they can only rely on general common sense to measure the emperor's mind, and the error in the middle is large.
Obviously, the gambling game has not yet begun, and the banquet in the hall has not started, Yun Lang and Cao Xiang were welcomed into a small flower hall by the Xie family.
Yun Lang took a sip of the Xie family's tea and frowned, "What is it?" ”
Cao Xiang didn't look at the Xie family's tea and opened his mouth and said, "Is there salt in it, or is there butter?" ”
Yun Lang spit out the tea, took out a handkerchief and wiped his mouth and said, "Both!" ”
Cao Xiang said with a smile: "You know, Guanzhong people now prefer tea with salt and oil, and the kind of tea you and I drink is called "weak tea", this kind of tea with oil and salt is called "fragrant tea", and it is much more clever than weak tea when you hear it. ”
"Tyrannical Creatures!"
While the two were talking, Xie Ning's wife, Li, walked in with a wooden plate full of various snacks and fruits.
Cao Xiang said as aggressively as before: "Thank you, sister-in-law...... Hey? No, this is not your home, why did you come out to entertain guests? ”
Li said with a smile: "When the two uncles arrived at the Xie family, they naturally came forward to entertain the two uncles. ”
As far as Yun Lang knows, Xie Ning's wife group is huge, there were as many as eleven at the peak, and I heard that there are only three left now.
This Li family is the first person Xie Ning brought to Yunlang, Cao Xiang and others to treat as his wife.
is also the wife of Xie Ning admitted by Yunlang Cao Xiang and others, since Xie Ning fell out with his father, he got a Zhuangzi in Shanglin Yuan, the population of this courtyard is simple, three women, one child, and then more than 30 male and female servants.
Unexpectedly, Shaojun, the eldest son of the dignified Xie family, was actually brought to serve tea and pour water for the guests, which was extremely rude.
Yun Lang Cao Xiang got up to return the salute, Yun Lang took the wooden plate, and said with a gloomy face: "Just knowing that A-Ning had an unpleasant quarrel with the family, I didn't expect you to be trampled on to this point." ”
Li hurriedly said: "There are a lot of things today, and these are all concubines who volunteered to help." ”
"Do you volunteer to serve tea and water to a group of gamblers, drunkards, and perverts?" Cao Xiang was furious and slapped the table.
Although Xie Ning is not a marquis, he is already a shooting captain among the four captains under the command of the hussar general. Commanding 8,000 crossbowmen, he can be called a major general of the Great Han Kingdom, even if such a person has a smaller official position than others, no one dares to despise him.
With the identity of the Li family, even if it is enough to meet the queen alone, in the Xie family, he needs to show up to entertain guests.
In the past, Yun Lang didn't care about these things, and he was actually opposed to women not being able to show their heads.
However, now he knows that in the Great Han Kingdom, people who think like him are aliens, and those who are aliens can no longer be aliens.
In Dahan, the defense of men and women is not very important, but what status of people do what is prescribed to die.
The biggest reason why Zhuo Ji was widely spread when she was selling wine in Chengdu was that this incident was not in accordance with the rules and was ahead of the times.
Yun Lang didn't know why Xie Changchuan would let the Li family entertain them to rest, perhaps, he, a military man from a low background, thought that this was a high-standard treatment, a way to show intimacy.
However, he was wrong, and it was a humiliation for Shainin to let his wife come and entertain his friends in Shainin's absence, and it was no less true for his friends.
"This is a hillbilly!" After Li retreated, Cao Xiang was still indignant.
This sentence is actually wrong, because in Cao Xiang's eyes, a man who is not a hillbilly can probably be counted with ten fingers.
So what he says doesn't count.
"Xie Ning followed him to Hexi, and now he is repairing the city and the post station along the big river, it stands to reason that after returning from this battle, he will almost be able to seal the marquis, why does Lao Xie still treat him like this?
When Bai Mountaineering, Lao Xie loved Xie Ning to death. ”
Cao Xiang snorted and said: "Lao Xie found that he could still give birth to a son when he was old and strong, and after returning from Baishan Mountain for four years, he gave birth to two girls and a boy in one go...... By the way, what medicine did Su Zhi give him? So effective? ”
"You want to eat too?"
Cao Xiang patted his chest and said, "Lao Tzu fights his body!"
Is a son born on drugs his own or medicine?
Let my wife visit the Li family tomorrow, let your wife come to visit the Li family in a few days, and then go to the sick family, Li Kang's family, Zhao Ponu's family, and then let my mother invite the Li family to participate in the woman's banquet a few times, and then let Da Changqiu add the name of the Li family to the list of Gillian banquets, this circle down, a year has passed.
It is estimated that no one in the Xie family will dare to embarrass our brother and wife anymore. ”
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