Chapter 158: No Wind and No Waves (Second Update)
Pan Long's eyes rolled, still laughing, and said, "Each other." β
Pan Long feels that shamelessness is the first condition for being a big man.
After chatting for a while, condolences to some wounded soldiers, everyone will look at Pan Long twice, they all think how can there be such a good-looking man in the world, after hearing Pan Long's name, they all gave a thumbs up, Pan Long's trip was really not in vain, just listening to this bunch of good words, at least ten years more to live.
On the way back, Chen Gong's face darkened all the way, and he felt that Pan Long, this kid was really more slippery than a loach, and it seemed that it was more difficult to make him suffer than to ascend to the sky.
After coming back, the railway people hurriedly retired, he felt that there was nothing to do with himself, and he always listened to others on the left Pan Long handsome, on the right Pan Long beautiful man, plus a hero out of the youth, several people are envious, jealous and hateful, hating their parents for not making themselves handsome.
In fact, what is shown in front of people is the hypocritical side, what people live after is life, and what they live in front of people is face.
For the wrong way, Pan Long regretted it so much, he couldn't sleep at night, and he felt that his face was gloomy, but since he knew three ways to go to the barracks during the day, that night γγγγγγ Hehe, I'm sorry.
He's going to visit the barracks at night!
After putting on his clothes, he shrank down and slipped out of the house quietly, lest anyone else find out, and he felt it best not to open the door when he came out.
After coming out, he jumped on a higher roof, determined the direction of the barracks, and jumped to the three-way intersection, the road on the right did not matter, he had already been there, it was the most useless wounded barracks, and there were two left, of course, he went to the middle of the most voting, so he pointed in the direction, jumped up, and landed softly when he saw the light of the barracks.
Sure enough, the one with the most votes was actually the largest camp in Lu Bu, because after Pan Long found the treasure tent of the Chinese army, his body shrunk, but he found that Zhang Liao, Hou Cheng, Song Xian, and Wei Xu were all there, and in the middle of the night, these people didn't seem to be sleepy, but they had wine and food, and they talked happily.
Hou Cheng took a sip of wine and said, "Oh, Chen Junshi is really a god, and the one surnamed Pan wanted to visit our camp, but he was forced to get the wounded barracks by Chen Junshi." β
Song Xian said: "Yes, yes, I heard that the kid surnamed Pan is not light, and he vomited blood when he went back, hahahahaγγγγγγ β
When Pan Long heard this, he couldn't grit his steel teeth, thinking to himself about his uncle, who made this rumor? actually said that Lao Tzu vomited blood angrily, which really annoyed me!
Wei Xu stretched out his head and answered: "Yes, yes, yes, I heard that the surname Pan is not a thing, he wants to rob the granddaughter of Lao Yang Tou, Lao Yang Tou will not agree to die, he actually plans to rob the people's daughter, this surnamed Pan relies on his handsome and lustful nature, and specializes in abducting young girls, ouch, it's really not a thing!" β
When Pan Long heard this, smoke had already begun to rise on his head, and he felt that these words were definitely from Chen Gongnasi, and he must talk to him when he goes back in a while.
Zhang Liao took a bite of food, but said disapprerovitically: "Everyone, I think that Pan Dingtian is upright, and he is definitely not a shameless villain, where did you all hear the rumors?" β
Hearing Zhang Liao speak, Pan Long's injured heart was slightly comforted.
Hou Cheng was drinking wine, suddenly slapped his thigh, and said: "Oh, General Zhang, you can't just look at the appearance, the appearance is good-looking, the heart is blacker than coal, the word human face and beast heart is talking about those people, besides, there is no wind and no waves, if the person surnamed Pan is not like that, how can the rumors spread?" β
Song Xian also hurriedly agreed: "Yes, yes, yes, there is no wind in the air, and there is no wind and no waves." β
Wei Xu also said: "Yes, flies don't bite seamless eggs!" β
Zhang Liao nodded, and didn't say anything, after all, he was a person who had read the book of sages, even if others were really like that, he felt that it had nothing to do with him, but he felt that it was really not a man's act to wait for a few big men to discuss the strengths and weaknesses of people behind their backs.
Pan Long saw that Hou Cheng and a few people were talking so ugly, and he actually said that he was a seamed egg, and his mouth could bear it, but his hands couldn't bear it, so he planned to sit and wait for the opportunity to teach these guys some lessons.
It is impossible not to go to the toilet after drinking.
Sure enough, Hou Cheng was the first to come out, and Pan Long followed out, a round of zooming and shrinking, only to hear "pop!" Two crisp slaps sounded, Hou Cheng urinated on the ground before he untied his pants, and immediately covered his face and ran to the camp, shouting in panic as he ran: "There are ghosts!" There's a ghostγγγγγγ β
Zhang Liao and the others saw that Hou Cheng's face had a clear red mark on his five fingers, and the corners of his mouth were beaten with blood, what others didn't know was that Hou Cheng had a few teeth that had been loosened, which showed how hard these two slaps were.
When several people saw this, they were all dumbfounded, and each thought, is there really a ghost in this world?
Song Xian and Wei Xu were the most empty in their hearts, and they each touched their faces unconsciously, feeling that they didn't say anything good just now, so they wouldn't be hit twice, right?
Pan Long watched these two guys touch his face, and thought, don't touch it, you can't run, if you don't teach you a lesson today, you won't know how powerful your grandfather is! Two big men, stirring up trouble behind their backs, black and white are not distinguished, the matchmaker is obviously black, you have to say that it is white, Lao Tzu is not that kind of person, you prefer to smear Lao Tzu's face, grandma can bear this matter, but grandma can't bear it!
Zhang Liao saw that Hou Cheng's crotch was still dripping with urine, and a fishy smell came to his face, and he had to endure these greetings: "General Hou, what's going on?" β
Hou Cheng's face was like a frog's belly at this time, and he slurred his speech: "I went out to relieve myself, I didn't want to be where I didn't go, but I was suddenly slapped twice." After he finished speaking, he covered his face violently, and the swelling feeling of his spicy face really made him feel unbearable pain.
Zhang Liao didn't believe in any ghosts before, so he called the two guards guarding the door to ask, and sure enough, he didn't see anything.
Zhang Liao was silent, feeling that this matter was really strange.
Zhang Liao also felt that he wanted to be relieved at this time, so he said: "I'll go out to take a look, if you don't go out in the tent, it's fine." β
When Hou Cheng heard that Zhang Liao was going out, he immediately persuaded: "General Zhang, you must be careful." β
Zhang Liao originally walked to the door of the tent, but when he heard Hou Cheng say this, he turned back and took the long pole knife in his hand, and then strode out of the tent.
Pan Long snickered under the table.
After a while, Zhang Liao came back, and several people saw that there was nothing on Zhang Liao's face, and their mood calmed down a little.
Song Xian couldn't be suffocated by urine, so he really wanted to go out, and subconsciously asked Zhang Liao: "General Zhang, is the ghost gone?" β
Zhang Liao's eyes rolled and he said, "If you don't know the gods below, how can you know?" Since I'm fine when I'm out, he must be gone. β
Song Xian was suspicious, and when he saw the big knife in Zhang Liao's hand, he twisted and pinched: "Zhang γγγγγγ General Zhang, borrow a knife and use it. β
(End of chapter)