Chapter 53 Misfortune does not come alone
The car of the Wanli Gang was crushed into a pie by the truck, Zhang Xiaoling didn't care about the safety of his brother at all, and led the car behind him to bypass the big truck and continue to drive forward.
Ma San'er observed the road intently, and suddenly shouted, "Great, hall master, there is a broken road ahead, and they can't escape with their wings." ”
"How do I think they escape?" Zhang Xiaoling stepped on the accelerator to the bottom!
I thought that the end of the dead-end road could force the revolutionary party's car to stop, but I didn't expect Tang to rush out from their car without slowing down at all, and the car jumped in the air and plunged into the sea.
Zhang Xiaoling, who was behind, hurriedly braked the car, and at this time half of their front was already exposed outside the cliff.
"It's dangerous, it's dangerous!" Zhang Xiaoling wiped the sweat from her forehead.
"Boom!" Zhang Xiaoling's car was knocked off the cliff by the car that arrived later, and it turned out that although their car stopped, the brothers behind did not know that there was a dead-end road ahead. The car fell into the water, and the river poured in. Zhang Xiaoling kicked the door desperately, but he couldn't open it because of the water pressure.
Ma San'er hurriedly asked, "What should the hall master do?" ”
"Hold your breath!" Zhang Xiaoling shouted as he smashed the glass.
"Hold your breath, and then what?" Ma San'er asked.
"Then I can only ask the Buddha for his blessing!" Zhang Xiaoling said helplessly.
The brothers saw that the master's car had been knocked off by them and climbed off the cliff to try to rescue him. At this time, Jia Aiguo carried Tang out of the flowers on the side of the road, and it turned out that they had already jumped out of the car.
Jia Aiguo panted and said, "Captain, you still have a way!" ”
Tang Cong waved his hand, "This is called the golden cicada shelling!" ”
The two of them walked to the main road and stopped a car, pretended to be a routine check, snatched the car and slipped away safely.
Now it depends on whether Wu Jingya can get out of danger smoothly along the way. They had been some distance from the funeral home, and they had chosen the trail to avoid the enemies who were driving. Yingzi walked in front with a smile on his face, he hadn't walked out of the funeral home for a long time, he looked at the scenery on the side of the road, excited like a little bird. Wu Jingya pulled the car and was sweating profusely, and he was not in the mood to appreciate the autumn colors at all. The wound is still in sharp pain. Rui'er on the side sprinkled the paper money in the air, and Wu Jingya and Yingzi were all over their heads.
"Heavenly Maiden Scattered Flowers!" Rui'er shouted happily.
Yingzi took the paper money on Wu Jingya's head, "Don't throw it away, it's really unlucky!" ”
"Do you think we're going to meet someone searching for us?" Yingzi asked worriedly.
"Probably not, they will definitely drive to the funeral home, the road we take is a shortcut, the car can't drive!" Wu Jingya comforted.
On the other hand, Zhang Guozi and his party also encountered problems. Their convoy stopped on a narrow road.
"Can you do it?" Zhang Guozi angrily reprimanded his subordinates, and their car broke down on the road. The car couldn't move, and the cars behind it were all stuck.
The driver sweated profusely and checked the front of the car, "I found it, the wires are burned and can't catch fire!" ”
"Forget it, let's walk, I must kill those revolutionary parties with my own hands to comfort the soul of the old gang leader in the sky." Li San summoned the brothers and pointed to a path on the slope and said, "Let's take this road and take all the guys with us!" ”
As soon as Li San'er and Zhang Guozi got on the road, they saw Wu Jingya's funeral procession, and the two sides collided. In the morning, Wu Jingya saw the entire high-level of the Tiger Head Gang in the vent, but Zhang Guozi and Li San'er didn't know Wu Jingya.
"It's really unlucky, I met something white!" Zhang Guozi complained.
According to the rules of the rivers and lakes, if you encounter a funeral on the road, you should come forward to offer condolences. Yingzi walked in front of him a little flustered, he turned his head to look at Wu Jingya, Wu Jingya shook his head and signaled him to calm down.
"This is my daughter-in-law and two children, my father is dead, and I am going to go to the burial, I'm really sorry, we have disturbed a few uncles in our funeral!" Wu Jingya put down the cart and hugged his fist, and the two children were held in Yingzi's arms.
"Brother is polite, and the condolences are smooth. Let's give them a let! Li San ordered the brothers to get out of the way and let the hearse pass first.
When the hearse passed by Zhang Guozi's side, suddenly there was a snoring sound from inside the coffin. Wu Jingya was shocked, presumably because Uncle Liu drank too much and fell asleep in the coffin. He pretended to be indifferent, and the steps on his feet quietly quickened.
"Wait!" Zhang Guozi shouted. "What's the sound in the coffin?"
Wu Jingya coughed a few times, "There's no sound, it's me coughing!" ”
"No, it's not a cough, it's a snoring sound." Zhang Guozi took out a gun from his waist!
"Second child, don't be suspicious, how can there be any sound!" Li San'er felt that Zhang Guozi was a little rude, and looked at Wu Jingya apologetically.
Zhang Guozi put his ear next to the coffin, and Uncle Liu inside was already awake at this time, he knew that he had caused a big disaster, so he hurriedly covered his mouth.
Zhang Guozi couldn't hear the sound anymore, but he was still very suspicious in his heart. "Open the coffin, I want to see!"
Wu Jingya pretended to be angry and said to Li San'er, "This eldest brother, the deceased is the greatest, my father died tragically from the cold, and he is about to be pulled back to his hometown for burial, you have to open the coffin now, isn't this bullying?" ”
"Yes! Second, don't mess around. It's already uncomfortable enough for someone to die and your father is too rude to open the coffin! Li San'er reprimanded Zhang Guozi.
"So your dad is really dead!" Zhang Guozi walked around to Wu Jingya's side and stared at him directly.
Wu Jingya said without changing his face, "What you said, if I don't die, will I put the living in the coffin?" ”
Zhang Guozi nodded, "Since you are already dead, you are not afraid of dying again!" Zhang Guozi took out a gun and fired a shot into the middle of the coffin. The bullet hit Uncle Liu's waist, and Uncle Liu covered his mouth tightly and didn't make a sound! When Yingzi saw the shooting, she hurriedly covered the eyes of the two children.
Wu Jingya saw that Uncle Liu didn't shout, and angrily grabbed Zhang Guozi's neck and stretched out his hand to hit, "I'll fuck you?" ”
Li San hurriedly came over and pulled the two apart. "I'm sorry brother, he's too suspicious, take this money and bury your father!" Li San'er took out a money bag and handed it to Wu Jingya. Wu Jingya was worried that Uncle Liu would be injured and was unwilling to entangle any more, so he picked up the money bag and pulled up the hearse and left.
"Do you have any humanity?" Li San'er asked Zhang Guozi angrily.
"I'm afraid it's a revolutionary party!" Zhang Guozi put away all the guns.
"Didn't the one who said cross talk say it? These people are in the funeral home. ”
"If I can't find the jade seal at the funeral home, I must catch the person who said cross talk and beat him up." Zhang Guozi's words reached Rui'er's ears, and at this time, he was tightly grasped by Yingzi and couldn't break free!