Chapter 211: The Bed Collapsed Again (Fourth Shift)

Cao Cao said: "What Dingtian said is good, Cao will arrange this matter when he goes back, no, arrange this matter now." As he spoke, he called out to the tent, "Someone! ”

A person hurriedly arrived, knelt down on one knee, and said, "I've seen Lord Sikong." ”

Cao Cao said: "Don't be polite, you hurry up and call Xun Yu to me!" ”

"No!"

The guards departed.

Cao Cao struggled to stand up, and immediately said to Pan Long: "Ding Tian, help me, I must stand up, there is likely to be a fierce battle in Xuzhou." ”

Pan Long came over to help Cao Cao, but as soon as Cao Cao stood up, his legs were as if they were broken, and he sat on the bed with a plop, only to hear the sound of "knock-" and "bang" twice, and the bed collapsed again.

Cao Cao sat directly on the ground.

It's embarrassing, Pan Long wants to laugh but can't, not to mention how uncomfortable this feeling is.

In the end, he could only snort from his mouth, and the muscles on his face were cramping, but he still didn't dare to laugh.

Cao Cao is a very open-minded person, and when he saw Pan Long's discomfort, he said: "If you want to laugh, laugh out loud, such a sneering jet, others don't know and think you fart, who hasn't been ridiculed in this life?" It's not the first time Cao has been ridiculed, isn't it just that I've eaten a little fat? Who are you looking for to pretend to be here, why don't you reinforce it, you know that Cao Mou is fat, but you don't reinforce it, are you deliberately fixing me? ”

Pan Long took a deep breath, spit out a long breath, and finally spit out the smile, and said solemnly: "Lord Sikong, you misunderstood, I have already ordered someone to strengthen it, you look at my bed, since you sat down last time, it has been replaced with a new one, and it is still not reinforced, and your bed has been replaced with a thick shelf." ”

Cao Cao lay down on the collapsed bed and said: "I knew how good it was to lay directly on the floor, and I wouldn't fall this time, and again, it seems that Cao Mou should indeed lose weight, the last time he lost it was very successful, but it didn't take many days to rebound back, you said that this thing still has a rebound, it's really disappointing." ”

Pan Long felt that many people who were unsuccessful in losing weight did not have the perseverance to persevere, once they lost a little bit, they stopped exercising, and it was strange if they did not rebound, so he said to Cao Cao: "Lord, this is expensive, you are persistent, as long as you go through all the processes in my barracks every day, you will ensure that you will not rebound, and your body will definitely be able to practice the same as me." ”

Cao Cao looked at Pan Long, and looked at him from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, although he had seen it many times, he still looked at it again, and said: "Like you, I'm afraid that it's impossible in this life, your young man is much taller than me, I admit this, what do I say, Cao never hides his shortcomings, and you are too handsome, I'm afraid that Cao will not be in a hurry in this life, and the other is that you are still young, Cao has passed the age of not being confused, youth is not there, the year of knowing the destiny of heaven is coming soon, think about life, In autumn, time flies so fast, I don't know if I can dominate the world in my lifetime. ”

Pan Long grinned, thinking, don't think about dominating the world, it's still possible to divide the world into three parts, I know more things in the future than you know, you have been busy with the foundation for half your life, but in the end you were taken away by Sima Yi, after you died, I am afraid that even the coffin board will not be able to suppress it, although you put Emperor Han Xian under house arrest, but your descendants have been placed under house arrest by Sima Yihou, karma in this world will never let anyone go, there must be a cause and effect, all kinds of causes in the past life, all kinds of consequences in the future life.

Thinking of this, Pan Long thought of Sima Yi again, this old fox, I don't know where to hide to eat and drink, this kind of person is really not a person, even if he is a person, he is not like a person, he is holding back, he is the most suffocating person in the world, and he did not appear until after Cao Cao's defeat in the Battle of Chibi, did he expect Cao Cao to be defeated? He expected that Cao Cao would definitely use him?

This kind of person is very scary, when Pan Long decided to see him again, he solved it with a knife, to see how he won the world, Cao Cao just didn't kill Sima Yi back then, which caused Sima Yi to get bigger and bigger, but then again, if there was no Sima Yi, Zhuge Liang was only afraid to help Liu Bei dominate the world, because at that time, Liu Bei's strength was already very large, and Dongwu was simply not a problem, if Liu Bei attacked Dongwu at that time, Zhuge Liang followed, then Dongwu should be surnamed Liu?

Everything is just speculation, and things often turn out unexpectedly.

"Lord Sikong will definitely be able to dominate the world, don't forget, in a few months, you will be able to train a hundred soldiers with one enemy and one hundred."

When Cao Cao heard this, he sighed and said: "Dingtian, to be honest, even if you can't train a hundred soldiers with one enemy, I won't kill you, now Xia Hou is lame, Xu Chu is abolished, almost no one opposes you, no one is against you, almost everyone is afraid of you, to be honest, I also bear that you will be unfavorable to Cao one day, so I will marry my daughter to you, but you have to remember that Cao is afraid of you, it doesn't mean that you can't clean you up, no matter how high your martial arts are, you can beat thousands of troops?" Can you dodge the arrows that rain down? Besides, you have a family now, and you are about to have a child, you can't do anything that makes Cao angry, and Cao will never embarrass you in everything, after all, you are my son-in-law. ”

Pan Long said: "This is natural. ”

But I thought in my heart, it is impossible for me to oppose you, but when the time comes, Sima Yi will oppose your Cao family, then there will only be substitute Sima, and I will not be sorry for you.

Cao Cao listened to Pan Long's answer, he was very satisfied, he married his daughter to him, even if he could settle his heart, with Pan Long's right-hand man, he believed that domination of the world was just around the corner.

Xun Yu should have calculated the time, he came on his feet, when he came, there was just a meal in the barracks, three dishes and one soup, he always wanted to taste it, but he couldn't find a reason to come to the barracks, since the last time Pan Long was slashing in all directions, everyone deliberately alienated him, and they all felt that he was a terrorist, maybe when he gritted his teeth and cut off one of his legs, now it's okay, Cao Cao personally sat in the barracks, and passed Xun Yu to come, Xun Yu naturally wanted to step on the meal.

Cao Cao naturally had to explain some things to Xun Yu, and Pan Long left the camp when he went to fetch food for Xun Yu.

Pan Long naturally wants to tease Xun Yu, this guy is stepping on the rice, isn't it rubbing rice?

Pan Long only brought a bowl of gruel to Xun Yu, and said with a deliberate smile: "Oh, Lord Xun, I'm sorry, the meals in our military camp are all counted, how many people eat, how many dishes are used, how much everyone eats is a certainty, and they are all weighed, now you can only drink some gruel, wait until you go back and eat delicious food, you will be fine." ”

(End of chapter)