Chapter 8 Zuo Ci steals Cao Jie

This stealing people is just stealing people out, but it doesn't mean fornication.

Cao Jie is the woman that Gongsun Kang has a crush on, don't say things like friends and wives can't be bullied, just because Gongsun Kang is the guarantee of Zuo Ci's achievement of the Yang God, Zuo Ci will not mess around.

But Zuo Ci came to Xudu only to find out that Gongsun Kang had engaged in an oolong incident: Cao Jie was born in the second year of Emperor Xingping of the Han Dynasty (195 AD), and he is only 4 years old now!

Fortunately, Cao Cao has many wives and concubines, and now there are fifteen! There are also many children, and there are more than 30 children who can be verified in later generations. There's always an age right, right?

Of course, Cao Jie must also be stolen out, since Gongsun Kang named Cao Jie, Zuo Ci is also happy to see the joke, I really don't know what Gongsun Kang's face will look like when he sees Cao Jie.

Zuo Ci asked for the portrait of Cao Jie from Gongsun Kang's clerk stationed in Xudu. A very cute and beautiful little girl, and it can be seen from the current face shape that she must still be a big beauty when she grows up.

I don't know if Gongsun will be a daughter-in-law or a daughter-in-law after he grows up? Zuo Ci thought darkly, and at the same time swaggered towards Cao Cao's Prime Minister's Mansion.

He didn't shy away from it, but the people who came and went in the street didn't seem to see him. When they arrived at the Prime Minister's Mansion, the guards, the soldiers, the housekeeper and others still ignored Zuo Ci.

Zuo Ci patted a porter on the shoulder: "Hey, brother, is your young lady Cao Jie still in the house?" ”

The porter saw a beautiful man with red lips and white teeth, and he was questioning him. I don't know why, but I'm full of affection for this son, and I just want to do something for him.

"I haven't seen Miss go out for a day today." The porter replied honestly. Then he realized that he couldn't remember what he had just done. It looks like I was talking to someone just now, and it doesn't seem to be, what the hell. Am I in a trance? It seems that I played too late with Xiaohong last night, it was really a delay, and I have to temper myself in the future.

Zuo Ci's spiritual power is now very large, and his target is aimed at the backyard of the Prime Minister's Mansion, scanning them one by one. Well,,Well,,Cao Cao's wives and concubines are generally of high quality, and they are all good materials for double cultivation. Oh, it's three poles on the sun, why is this eldest sister still sleeping? And it's still sleeping naked. Sister, are you tempting me? Or tempt me to murmur? Don't look at indecent acts! Don't look at indecent acts!

Zuo Ci scanned for a long time and finally found the target.

A cute little Lori is catching butterflies in the back garden; There is a gazebo nearby, and at the top of the pavilion sits a beautiful woman who ******** seduction, and the woman should be convex and convex, and should be thin. Shaking a fan in his hand, his expression is solemn, and he does not smile. But it makes people feel like they want to be hugged in their arms and ravaged for no reason.

Little Lori chased among the flowers, giggling: "Little butterfly, don't run!" I won't eat you. ”

The woman in the pavilion couldn't help but shout: "Xiaojie, be careful, don't fall!" ”

Little Lori shouted crisply: "Come to Sister Ying, let's catch butterflies together!" ”

The woman smiled, and she smiled, like spring thawing, like a hundred flowers blooming.

The old rascal Zuo Ci was stunned, none of his three hundred pairs of cultivation objects could compare to the woman in front of him. It's a pity that the woman in front of me is no longer a virgin! It is no longer possible to replenish it. Zuo Ci, an old rascal who has been among thousands of flowers and does not touch a single leaf, can see at a glance that the woman in front of him has experienced at least three men!

Why is it that she looks like a cold goddess, but she has experienced a lot of men like a girl? Zuo Ci was upset for this green tea.

Wait, what did Cao Jie call her just now? Call her sister. That means that she is also Cao Cao's daughter! That's great! Let's catch it together and see if Gongsun Kang can go down. I must point out lightly after Gongsun Kang is tempted by this woman: This woman has experienced a hundred battles and experienced countless men! Hahaha, you must see Gongsun Kang's angry appearance then!

I saw a beautiful young man, a beautiful son, walking into the garden, walking to the pavilion, and bowing to Ying'er. said: "Miss is so beautiful, Xiaosheng is polite!" ”

Lai Ying'er was not surprised, but she was a little flustered, and her mouth was as beautiful as the call of a yellow bird: "Who are you?" Why dare you break into the back garden of the Prime Minister's Mansion? ”

"I was sent by your husband to take you home, you have been out for a long time, it is time to go back." Zuo Ci stared closely at Lai Ying'er's eyes, and said slowly in a magnetic voice: "Your home is in Liaodong, on the Songhua River." ”

Lai Ying'er was very angry at first, and slowly her eyes were full of confusion, but finally became flat, "Yes, my home is in Liaodong, my husband has been waiting for me for a long time, I should go home." ”

Zuo Ci twisted his beard and smiled slightly, and he smiled proudly. In this era, men have beards, and young men still have beards.

Zuo Ci was proud, and a little Lori ran over next to him and pushed him: "You are a bad person!" What happened to Sister Ying'er? ”

Zuo Ci lowered his head and stroked the top of the little Lori's head, "Little guy, will my uncle take you to see the goldfish?" ”

"What is a goldfish?" Cao Jie was distracted.

"Well, that's it." In Zuo Ci's hand, a large round ball of water appeared, and there was a red goldfish swimming around in the water, shaking its head and tail.

"How do you trap the water without a fish tank?" Little Lori circled around Zuo Ci and didn't find the goldfish bowl.

Ahem, the point is goldfish Okay, how did you go to find a goldfish tank?

Cao Jie looked at Zuo Ci and smiled slyly: "Okay! I've seen goldfish, what excuse do you have to trick me out? ”

Zuo Ci's face turned red, and he withdrew the spell, and the goldfish was gone.

He pretended to be hideous and threatened: "Little girl, if you don't go with me, I will kill your sister!" ”

Cao Jie snorted and laughed: "Uncle, you are so beautiful, beautiful people are good-hearted, you won't kill us, right?" ”

I've only heard that pretty women can cheat! Zuo Ci had no choice but to hypnotize Cao Jie in the same way: "She is not your sister, she is your mother!" Your father and your family are in Liaodong, and the whole family is looking forward to your return. Let's go back, go back~go~. ”

"Who is my father?" Little Lori also fell into hypnosis.

"Well, that's what it looks like." In front of their eyes, Zuo Ci conjured up the appearance of Gongsun Kang, heroic and majestic, and already had a kind of self-confidence that the world could handle.

"Wow! My father is so handsome! "Little Lori Cao Festival looks like a nymphomaniac. Zuo Ci dug a big pit for Gongsun Kang unknowingly.

In this way, Zuo Ci abducted Cao Jie and Lai Ying'er out of the Prime Minister's Mansion. With Zuo Ci's illusion in response, the three of them swaggered out of the mansion, and no one noticed.

Not far outside the Prime Minister's Mansion, Zuo Ci put them in the carriage. Outside the city of Xudu, Zuo Ci asked the people from Liaodong to go first, and he was ready to return to the prime minister's mansion to tease Cao Cao.

"Won't the master come with us?" Liaodong asked respectfully.

"I've traveled thousands of miles a day, and I'll soon be able to catch up with you." Zuo Ci was unashamed to brag about the cowhide.

Zuo Ci explained the relationship between these two women and Gongsun Kang now, and someone went to the manor to report the news first. The meticulous workers drove the carriage to a manor not far from the city of Xudu.

Sun Erniang and the others, who were already waiting in the manor, greeted them. "Madame is going home?" Let's pack up and go. ”

Lai Ying'er regarded them as close subordinates, and naturally ordered: "My husband is a big man in Liaodong, you give me makeup before leaving, so as not to be caught by Cao Cao's men." ”

"Okay" Sun Erniang happily agreed, and secretly praised Zuo Ci in her heart, a master is a master! The shot is really extraordinary.

Sun Erniang not only disguised Lai Ying'er as an ordinary lady from an ordinary rich family, but also made up the little Lori with a mediocre appearance.

Cao Jie pouted, very unhappy, she felt that she had become ugly.

Sun Erniang coaxed her, "Miss Good, when you get to Liaodong, your father will make you more beautiful." ”

There was a maid next to her, so she took out some sugar people and sugar gourds and coaxed her: "Miss, this is specially invented by your father for you, taste it, it's delicious." ”

The sugar man and the sugar gourd were delicious, and Lai Ying'er also ate a few strings, and she missed her husband in Liaodong even more, so she urged her to go on the road as soon as possible. Of course, Sun Erniang and others are as good as flowing.

With new food as their companion, the group drove the carriage on the road. In order to avoid further trouble, they went directly to the edge of the Yellow River, where there were boats to meet them.

The small boat was replaced by a large one, and there were a few more ships to escort it, and by this time everything was safe and sound.

(End of chapter)