Chapter 5: Elegant and easy-going, with a fragrant mouth
Originally, it was a martial arts recruitment, and the winner was superior, but now the final was changed by Su He into a 'text' game, and the audience wanted to say that it was wonderful but it was not counted, and if it was an accident, it was also expected.
Nangong Qingxue looked at the two of them in the background, because she had a heart, so she was not optimistic about the two of them, whether it was Bai Murong winning or Su He winning, she could at most deal with it in front of her father and send the two away.
"I really don't understand, my father knows that what I like is Li Cunxiao, why does he keep helping me hold a blind date?"
"Could it be that my father thinks that it is impossible for me and General Li? No, the more I feel like this, the more I am unconvinced, and the person who can accompany me through my life in the future must be General Li!"
Nangong Qingxue nodded firmly.
......
"In that case, then please come first. ”
With two wins in three games, Bai Murong was very confident in his literary talent, so he let Su He make a move first, and first used the first game to try his depth.
Su He stepped on one foot, and immediately launched the extremely fierce 'elegant and easy-going' exercises, and said with his chest straight: "The southern frontier borders, people come to swim here; the surname is a black dog, and the family is poor and ugly; a long sword, one meter forty-nine; the realm of the top of the sky, meeting friends with martial arts; only eight buckets high, but the wife does not!"
Su He's mind is full of sassy operations, where is this to fight with others, this is clearly to spray each other!
As soon as these words came out, the audience was silent at first, and after a few seconds, they laughed as if they had fried a pot.
Su He's analogy is very interesting, Bai Murong's surname is Bai, but he is compared to the opposite surname of the black dog.
A long sword was also compared to his own height, because the Qingyu Sword in Bai Murong's hand was indeed longer than an ordinary sword, and if it stood on the ground, it looked like it was almost as tall as a person, but it became a joke that was ridiculed by everyone.
The peak of the Tianwu Realm is right, and it is not wrong to be a high eight fighter, it is the last sentence that the wife does not have is the most ironic in the center, obviously he is a promising chivalrous man who is talked about in the world, how can he lack a confidant, but at this time, he has to rely on martial arts to recruit relatives to gain the favor of women.
After hearing this, Bai Murong's face changed drastically, blue for a while and purple for a while, very embarrassed.
Seeing the people on the scene laughing, he gritted his teeth and clenched his fists, eager to immediately draw his sword and give Su He two swords.
A dignified Heavenly Martial Realm master, how could he suffer such humiliation!
Fight back, be sure to fight back!
Bai Murong summed up his words, ignored everyone's ridicule, and raised his head and said: "The town of Danan, the scenery is picturesque, so beautiful, why not worry." The beauty of the world, the Nangong family, came down for her. ”
Bai Murong wanted to explain and whitewash as much as possible, and after speaking, he looked at the seat very sincerely, because Nangong Qingxue was not present now, so his affectionate eyes were looking at Nangong Wutian, as if to say, look at my sincere eyes, I am sincere to Qingxue!
After Nangong Wutian and Bai Murong's strange eyes met, not only did they shiver, but they thought to themselves: This kid is fighting for Wen, why are you looking at me with that kind of look?
Seeing Bai Murong counterattack, Su He smiled slightly, increased his strength, and brought the elegant and easy-going middle-level exercises to the extreme.
He said: "Shameless people quibble in every way, hide from incompetent rage, and everyone has a lustful heart, only toads want to eat salted meat!"
Elegant and easy-going, with a fragrant mouth.
Every word is full of majestic energy, because Bai Murong has already been angry, so Su He broke the defense, at this time, hearing these words, it can be said that every sentence is piercing, every sentence is attacking the heart!
"You!" After being hit by the elegant and easy-going exercises, Bai Murong always felt that his mind was disturbed, his limbs were weak, and he wanted to be angry, but he couldn't do anything.
Looking at the opponent Su He's majestic style, no wind automatic, the aura is lofty, and he has the upper hand, and his little eyes are full of domineering contempt for the universe, and there is a feeling that although the world is big, who can stop me!
Su He not only described him as a toad, but also compared Nangong Qingxue to salted meat, and even Nangong Wutian on the seat frowned.
"This kid ......"
Nangong Qingxue behind the field heard that she had become salted meat inexplicably, so she didn't get angry and stomped her feet.
She said to herself: I didn't want to deal with you yet, okay, if you win the competition later, I will definitely let my father summon you, and then teach you a hard lesson!
"Hahaha...... Sister, why did you become bacon?" The handsome young man next to him said: "Could it be that my sister has not been married for a long time, but has become a hot potato?"
Nangong Qingxue puffed up and said: "Brother, don't laugh at people anymore, look at those two guys Douwen have put your most heartfelt baby sister in, you have to be angry for others!"
"Ah, I'm very happy, but it's really damaging to my family's prestige, well. Nangong Fenghuo looked at Su He in the audience, and said: "If you don't look down on him, if you have the opportunity to help you teach that kid a lesson." ”
"Hmph, how could I fall in love with him!" Nangong Qingxue Jiao shouted: "You must teach him a hard lesson!"
"Okay, okay, I'll see my brother when the time comes. ”
Stage.
Bai Murong was entangled for a long time, and said with a blue face: "Gentlemen don't fight with villains......
At this time, Su He had already gained the upper hand, and he directly interrupted: "Good men don't fight with women, good people don't fight with evil dogs, and Su He doesn't fight with Murong!"
duang!
The words and sentences entered Bai Murong's mind, and he suddenly felt dizzy and tight, as if the dantian was blocking his breath, and he couldn't get it up, his body was numb, and he subconsciously took a few steps back.
"You...... You ......"
His limbs were weak, his eyes were panicked, Bai Murong's body was like residual wax, crumbling, and he hurriedly drew his sword and pierced the ground to support his body.
The audience could vaguely see that Bai Murong's face was haggard at this time, his Yin Hall was dark, and there was still a trace of residual blood hanging from the corner of his mouth!
Bai Murong!
Bleeding!
Even Bai Murong himself couldn't believe that Su He's words were so powerful, and he said weakly: "What a ruffian, spitting vulgar words......"
Su He didn't give a chance at all, he was aggressive, took a few steps in a row, and said: "Don't look at me thin, I'm muscular, don't look at me gray, I'm bright." Compared to someone who can't kneel on the ground, does it seem more worthy of the princess?"
When Bai Murong heard this, he couldn't hold back that breath anymore, and suddenly spurted out a mouthful of blood, staining his white clothes red.
He clenched the hilt of his sword in a rage, quickly drew his sword, and with a scream, he rushed away, shouting angrily: "It's really hateful, show me the sword!"
Su He was calm, he had already figured out what was going on with his so-called 'elegant and easy-going' exercises.
Bai Murong was injured, the injury was very serious, the injury he suffered was caused by his own words, and no matter how high the opponent's martial arts realm was, as long as he first attacked his mind with words, then the 'mouth and fragrance' after that would definitely be able to kill the opponent!
You read that right, it's a huge amount of lethality!
After understanding what the situation was, in the face of this sudden sword, Su He's face did not change, he was as steady as an old dog, he took a deep breath, luckily dantian, and when Bai Murong was about to lock his throat with a sword, he roared in a broken voice: "Stupid!"
The simplest two words, but at this time, they seem infinitely powerful!
Super air waves swept through the surrounding air, rippling Dao waves, covering Bai Murong's body.
Where they rolled, their clothes were in tatters.
Everyone only heard Bai Murong scream, and he fell to the ground with bruises, and the Qingyu Sword in his hand had already broken and split into two, and bounced off the field.
At this time, the audience and the 800 billion friends in their hearts were stunned!
Su He saw that his 'elegant and easy-going' exercises were so cowhideous, and said in his heart: If this elegant and easy-going can't help you in seconds, Lao Tzu still has an electric eel RAP, see if you kneel or not!