Chapter 222: Brilliant Past (Second Update)
The rest of the people didn't seem to want to say anything, but Cao Cao just had a problem, the more others didn't want to say it, the more he had to let others say it, so he began to name him again, and the first one was to find Xun Yu, because Pan Long's waist is very hard now, and Cao Cao is a little afraid of him.
"Wen Ruo, say a few words."
Xun Yu blinked, thinking about it, he didn't seem to have any personal grudges with Lu Bu, so he said to Cao Cao: "Lord, my subordinates have nothing to say." ”
When Cao Cao heard this, he sighed and said reluctantly: "If you say it, you can say it, and if you don't have anything to say, you have to make up two sentences, aren't you usually quite able to speak, why are you speechless now?" Tell me! ”
Xun Yu saw that Cao Cao was still energetic, how could anyone force people to speak like this, there was no way at the moment, who called someone the master, so he slowly stepped forward, and saw Lu Bu's nose and face swollen, miserable, and now thrown outside, no one may know him, so he sighed and said: "Feng Xian, to be honest, I have no personal grudges with you, I want you to be brave all your life, and you have fallen into this step, it is really embarrassing, I just hope that you will not be an ungrateful person in the next life, the world says that you are a slave with three surnames, and what you say is true, Don't be angry at this point, it's useless for you to be angry, because this is a fact, you yourself have a father, Ding Yuan has a father-in-law, Dong Zhuo has a father-in-law, are you yourself considered a father? ”
Lu Bu didn't speak, feeling that Xun Yu's words were not as pleasant as waiting for a few beatings, this kind of verbal stimulation was often more uncomfortable than physical pain, and he gritted his teeth at this time.
Pan Long glanced at Lu Bu and felt that Xun Yu might be unlucky, at least his saliva was indispensable.
Xun Yu looked at Lu Bu silently, thinking that what he said was right, and continued: "Feng Xian, as far as I know, the cultivation of a person's character is often related to the family education since childhood, and now I don't know what kind of family you grew up in, I just hope that you will not be born in that kind of family in the next life, it is because of that kind of family that there is such a failed you, of course, you have also been brilliant, mighty, domineering, but those are only temporary, who can achieve the final victory, Who is the real mighty and domineering, it's a pity that you don't have this opportunity, if there is an afterlife, Xun only hopes that you will not be a fierce general, but a country man, so that you can spend the rest of your life in peace. ”
Xun Yu felt that what he said was right, so he looked at Lu Bu and asked, "How is it, is what Xun said right?" ”
"Phew!"
Sure enough, as Pan Long expected, Lu Bu spitted at Xun Yu, making Xun Yu disgusting to death, and when he hit the fire, he pulled out a knife from the waist of the guard next to him and was about to break Lu Bu's body into ten thousand pieces, which was stopped by Cao Cao.
Xun Yu's last anger was to grit his teeth and shouted: "When I cut off my head later, I will also have a knife, otherwise it will be difficult to eliminate the hatred in Xun's heart!" ”
Pan Long touched his nose and wanted to laugh, but he still held back, he felt that once the literati were angry, it would be terrible, at least they would also use knives to kill.
The conversation between Xun Yu and Lu Bu was simply a farce, which made Cao Cao laugh, handed Xun Yu a handkerchief, and said: "Wipe it well, if it can't be cleaned, wash your face." ”
Xun Yu made a roast chicken this time with a big bent neck, his face was pale, not to mention how unlucky.
Lu Bu looked at Xun Yu's angry appearance, and his heart was a little balanced.
Then Cao Cao began to roll out names again, his eyes wandered over Pan Long, but he named Cheng Yu's name and said, "Cheng Yu, you can say a few words." ”
Cheng Yu glanced at Xun Yu, felt that he didn't want to follow in Xun Yu's footsteps, and said, "Lord, I have nothing to say below." ”
Cao Cao sighed: "Come here again, are you afraid, don't worry, this time you are only allowed to speak, and plug Lu Bu's mouth!" ”
As soon as Cao Cao's words fell, Hou Chengcheng took off his socks, his movements were very numb, and he stuffed them directly into Lu Bu's mouth.
Lu Bu rushed upward, with words in his mouth, but no one could understand what he was saying, in fact, he was saying that you are a bastard, and I will not let you go if I am a ghost!
Hou Cheng is indeed a little lacking in morality, and he is likely to have bad breath.
This time, Cheng Yu also walked out, came to Lu Bu, and said: "Lu Wenhou, go all the way, don't be an ungrateful person in the next life." ”
After saying only this, Cheng Yu came back, Cao Cao blinked violently and asked, "That's all?" ”
Pan Long felt that this was obviously a soy sauce beater, even if he made up words, he had to make up a little more.
Cao Cao sighed, feeling a little disappointed, but there was no way, the bad people also said that they couldn't embarrass others.
Without waiting for Cao Cao to call the next person's name, Zhang Fei came out in great strides, he and Lu Bu, that is a river and two seas hate, three rivers and four seas hatred, want to scold Lu Bu, Zhang Fei scolded for three days and three nights, and then walked up to Lu Bu and said: "Hahahaha!" Lu Bu! You are a slave with three surnames, and you actually have today, my old Zhang really has to laugh until he wakes up when he sleeps, hahahaha。。。。。 ”
As soon as Zhang Fei said, Lu Bu began to jump again, his face was red, and the green tendons on his forehead were violent, his festival with Zhang Fei was not a day or two at all, the two of them hated each other, and they both wanted to break each other's corpses into thousands of pieces, but Lu Bu suffered this fate.
What Lu Bu was talking about, Zhang Fei couldn't understand it anyway, and then said with schadenfreude: "It's not a secret, you are a shameless villain, if you talk about shamelessness in the world, you are definitely the first in the world, there is no shameless person in the world, you are the maggots in the dung pit, you are the stones in the pit, you are the corns under your feet, you are the hemorrhoids on your buttocks, anyway, you are not a person, you are not a thing, you are not even a pig, even a person who killed your own father-in-law, is that still a person?" Tiger poison doesn't eat children, you're good, tiger poison eats your father first, what kind of thing are you, scolding you for dirty my mouth, I suspect that your biological father was killed by you! ”
When Lu Bu heard this, he couldn't stand anymore, he had to fight with Zhang Fei no matter what, the four of them didn't hold him, he rushed to Zhang Fei's body at once, and slammed Zhang Fei's chin with his head, which made Zhang Fei stunned for a while before he reacted, and after reacting, he beat Lu Bu half to death, his stomach was flattened, and his urine came out, and Lu Bu now has half his life left.
Cao Cao felt that it was indeed a bit inhumane, and if he wanted to put people to death, he couldn't be so insulted, he wanted to stop in moderation, so he asked someone to take down the socks that were waiting for him, and said: "Fengxian, it's time to go on the road, is there anything to explain?" ”
Lu Bu seemed to be beaten a little smarter, and said, "Yes, Cao Sikong, if I, Lu Bu, ask you to spare my life, will you agree?" I, Lu Bu, am much stronger than the butcher of Nazhuo County, as long as we join forces, we will be invincible in the world, Cao Sikong should think about it seriously. ”
(End of chapter)