Chapter 162: Lu Meng is crazy
Under the high and crisp sky, the gentle breeze blew lightly on the turquoise river, blowing layers of gentle waves, rippling slightly. The wide Chaofei Canal www.biquge.info is crystal clear, and the fish and shrimp are countable, like a turquoise jade belt that bends and bends, drifting to the distant sky.
The tall warship of the Koto Army was gently embraced by the calm waves, like a young baby lying in the arms of a loving mother, as if asleep, gently rocking.
The wind blew, and the battle flags on the ship rolled softly, making a loud and happy laugh.
On the fence side of the Jiangdong Army camp, a patrol team with helmets and armor in full armor was patrolling with firm steps, sonorous iron armor, serious expressions, and full attention.
In the camp hall, the lights are still bright, the singing and dancing are leveling, and the voices are boiling.
Sun Quan's heart was resolved, and he was radiant, energetic, and heroic.
He stood up, held the wine cup high, smiled, full of ambition, and said loudly: "Princes, please drink this cup to your heart's content, everyone drink heartily, eat and drink to your heart's content, and if you don't get drunk tonight, you won't return." Serve! Played! Singing and dancing. ”
"!" In the singing and dancing, everyone pushed the cups and changed the lamps, toasted each other, and drank heartily.
When the wine was hot, the order was fist-fighting, laughter and laughter, and the conversation began to increase, and the atmosphere became lively and intense.
After three rounds of drinking, Sun Quan's face was already flushed, his mind was slightly drunk, and his body was comfortable. But his mind is still relatively clear, and he thinks about tomorrow's war.
Sun Quan reclined on the handsome chair of the tiger skin, with the strength of the wine, spraying the smell of wine, and asked, "Zhugong, what is the plan to capture Hefei?" ”
"My lord, although Hefei is not big, compared with Jingzhou Jiangling, which has thick walls and high walls, it seems that the walls are thin and the city is short. However, after Liu Fu's operation and repair for many years, coupled with the recent heightening and reinforcement of Zhang Xi's great construction of civil engineering, the equipment is sufficient, which can be described as easy to defend and difficult to attack, and it is solid. Now Zhang Liao, Yu Ban, Cao Hong, and Zhang Xiu's reinforcements have arrived, and the soldiers are fierce, and the grain and grass are sufficient. If you want to capture Hefei, you can only take a strong attack, and there is no other way. Gu Yong shook his head and admonished.
Gu Yong's words resonated with everyone, and many people turned their heads to each other, nodding frequently, and thought so.
Sun Quan drank by himself, looking free and noncommittal. Oh, he opened his eyes, looked at Zhuge Jin, and asked, "Ziyu, you are Zhuge Liang's elder brother, knowledgeable, and strategic, what are your clever plans?" ”
"Lord, as Yuan sighed said, Hefei is now full of soldiers, easy to defend and difficult to attack, Cao Jun holds on to the city, occupies the geographical advantage, plus the support of Shu County, Anfeng and other places, it is difficult to take. It is better to divide the troops to attack Wancheng, Qianshan, Jiashi, and Shiting, so that Hefei will completely become a lonely city, and then find an opportunity to gather a large army to raid and break it in one fell swoop. Zhuge Jin said thoughtfully.
Sun Quan's face showed joy when he heard this, and he stroked his palm and praised: "Ziyu is worthy of being called the tiger of the Zhuge family, and his plan is really exquisite. ”
However, seeing Sun Quan's expression, he sighed: "However, in this way, it will be delayed, protracted, and cost money and food, which is not my wish." In this way, I don't know when I will be able to occupy Hefei, and the Central Plains is even more far away. ”
With a "snap", Zhou Tai, who was drinking excitedly, stood up, staggered up his tall and burly body, and roared in a rough voice: "Lord, according to me, now that our army is gathered, the elite is exhausted, and the 100,000 army is besieging the city and attacking, the Cao army will definitely not be able to resist, so it is better to simply wave the army and attack." This time, I was still the vanguard general, and I almost broke the city last time. If you lose this time, you will be willing to be a military lawyer! ”
"Hey, Youping, your body hasn't fully recovered, so it's better for me to be the vanguard general!" Gan Ning, who was sitting next to Zhou Tai, said with a smile.
"Lord, Hugh has to listen to the words of these brave and unscrupulous puppets, our army has suffered heavy losses and wasted money and food, so let's go back to Jiangdong." Zhang Wen, who was half drunk and half awake, scolded with a smile.
"That's it, these martial artists are aggressive, they are all vulgar and abrupt people, where do they know how to advance and retreat." Someone giggled and chimed in.
In the hall, Wenchen advocated retreat, and the generals attacked the city, and the two factions were square, and they were clearly distinguished, and they quarreled with each other with the strength of wine. However, because it was drunk and spit out the truth, everyone was more laughing and scolding, taking the opportunity to make jokes, which did not hinder the overall situation.
Sun Quan seemed to turn a deaf ear to these, and he did not refuse to toast his subordinates, half-drunk and half-awake, he was blue-eyed and half-squinted, reclining on the tiger skin chair, with great interest, and watching the enthusiastic performance of the generals with a smile.
Seeing that Sun Quan's mood was a little depressed, Pan Zhang thought that there was an opportunity to take advantage of it, so he climbed along the pole, his face was full of cute smiles, and he sneered: "The lord is wise and martial, smart and wise, and shocks the world, making the enemy army fearful!" Although Zhang Liao was lucky enough to surround us twice, God blessed Jiangdong, and under the wise and correct leadership of the lord, all the officers and men of our army were sincerely united, fought bloody battles, and successfully repelled them. Pan Zhang firmly believes that as long as there is a place where the lord is there, the morale of our soldiers will be high, and the battle will be handy, and victory will ultimately belong to us. I hereby make a statement, in a word, the lord refers to the fight until victory! ”
"General Pan, it's like you didn't say this, it's just nonsense. Are you going to attack the city, or are you going to withdraw your troops, or do you have some other more clever plan? ”
"General Pan just understands the heart of the lord, no wonder the lord uses you so much."
Someone borrowed the strength of the wine, giggled and teased Pan Zhang in a low voice.
Pan Zhang was not angry, he originally had a face like black carbon, but after drinking, he became like a pig's liver.
He licked his face, "grunted" and drank a large glass of wine in one go, the wine spurted wildly, saliva splashed, and scolded with a smile: "Dare to say that the words of this general are nonsense, be careful that the lord hears it, and push this bird man out of the gate and behead it to show the public!" Wait a minute, I'll ask the singer to plug your stinky mouth with a ****. Hahaha! ”
Pan Zhang's vulgar words caused a full house of obscene laughter.
Warm and soft handsome tent in the song and swallow dance, singing and dancing, wine and meat fragrance, people regardless of the monarch and ministers, regardless of the position, are guessing the boxing order, laughing and scolding, crooked and slanted, all immersed in the happy and relaxed gentle township, can not extricate themselves.
What a beautiful picture of the monarch and the ministers rejoicing and enjoying themselves!
When people were confused, drunk and hot, and fell into the gentle township of the meat forest wine pool, a break from drinking exploded in the air, and the scenery was ruined.
"Well, the enemy is current, Hefei is not broken. The soldiers at the front fought bloody battles and suffered heavy casualties, some of them were still cold, some of them were mercilessly tortured by fear and pain, and they endured unforgettable pain and huge heavy pressure. Not only did you turn a blind eye, but you also chewed delicious food here heartlessly, played with wind and snow, and enjoyed singing and dancing. A burst of scolding sounded in vain in the hall, like a thunderclap on the ground, and the military generals were all stunned, dumbfounded, and stunned.
What a madman this is not to die! Eat the bear's heart and leopard's guts, so bold, dare to speak in front of Wu Hou and all the civil and military forces!
Everyone stretched out their necks, their eyes wide with anger, looking around, searching everywhere, eager to go up to the sky and into the earth, and dig three feet into the ground to get him out at once.
Isn't this dog afraid of death, if you find out, one person will drown him with one spit, one person will beat him into a meat patty with one punch, and one person will kick him into meat sauce!
However, they searched the entire hall, but they were like looking for a needle in a haystack, and the mud cow went into the sea, but they could not find anyone.
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