Chapter 42 Xie Changchuan's heart

Chapter 42 Xie Changchuan's heart

Yun Lang and Sima Qian played three games of chess in a row on the bridgehead, Huo Quai, Li Kang still did not come, and the battle on Bai Mountain's mountain seemed to be constantly weakening.

The banner of the Han army was once again planted on the top of the mountain, and countless people were transporting crossbow arrows, rolling wood, stones and other things to the top of the mountain, and some people were carrying wounded soldiers to run down from the top of the mountain.

Yun Lang felt very hungry, and said to the Huotou Jun, who had already laid the burden and carried the pot on his back: "Bury the pot and make rice, it seems that we won't be able to leave for a while." ”

Guo Xie didn't know where to get the mud and blood all over his body, and hurriedly ran towards Bai Mountain, it seemed that he wanted to see if his brother was dead.

There are fresh war horses in the river that have not completely died, and after the men hook them up with iron hooks, they begin to peel the skin, the horse meat is too coarse, and the taste is not good, and it is necessary to add the unique sand onions of the white mountaineering grassland to be delicious.

And shallot horse meat buns have always been a delicacy of riding Duwei, in fact, Yun Lang also knows a delicacy called horse meat sausage, thinking that the war horses of the Huns did not go through the quarantine procedures, and finally gave up.

Huo Quai's luck was extremely good, when he came back from outside, the first steamed bun just came out of the pot.

After washing his hands with willow branch water under Yun Lang's surveillance, he pinched four or five big buns from the steamer, and while eating the buns with a smile, he said to Yun Lang: "The Huns in Wucheng Saili have run out.

I originally wanted to snipe the Huns who had retreated from Baishan Mountain, but when I found that there were too many of them, and they were rushing like madmen, I gave up.

In the end, he chased the tail and killed some wounded Huns, and then returned. ”

Yun Lang glanced at Huo Quai's illness and said, "I thought you would stage a glorious battle of 500 cavalry horizontal swords to immediately intercept 50,000 Hun cavalry." ”

Huo Quzhi swallowed a bun and said angrily: "I'm not a fool, although the Huns are running away, their army is in good formation, they are not defeated by Xie Changchuan and their rout, how can five hundred people be stopped?"

This amount of manpower is not enough for the Huns to step on with horses' hooves. ”

Li Dang arranged his subordinates, walked over with a smile, and his dirty paws reached out to the steamer, and when he saw Yun Lang looking at him with an unswerving expression, he laughed dryly and took the initiative to wash his hands.

Huo Quzhi ate another bun and said to Yun Lang: "You brought the problem of cleanliness here?" ”

Yun Lang shook his head and said, "I don't actually have a cleanliness fetish, but compared to you dirty people, it looks cleaner."

You are dirty, the Huns are a hundred times dirtier than you, do you know where the epidemic came about? It's because it's dirty that the epidemic will come out!

It's early autumn, and it's the time when the epidemic breaks out, and it's not difficult for a person who can't get it right and die in a barracks. ”

Huo Quzhi pointed to the sun-scorched corpses outside the city and said, "What about those corpses?" ”

"Burn it, if the Huns don't come, we will burn it down, and we won't be able to bury it."

Li Dang pinched a handful of buns and squatted in front of Yun Lang and Huo Quai, and whispered: "Dashuai didn't give an order to pursue!" ”

Yun Lang sighed and said: "I'm about to be crippled by the Huns, what are you chasing, Xie Ning has gone to the battlefield, he has just been carried down, and a piece of meat has been cut off from his buttocks, miserable!" ”

Huo Quzhi looked thoughtfully at Hook Mountain and said, "It seems that our reinforcements are coming." ”

Yun Lang shook his head and said: "It's just one thing, I estimate that the Huns' Da Danyu should be dead, we shouldn't pursue at this time, if we pursue, the Huns themselves won't be able to fight, and they will work together to deal with us......"

"Say, it makes sense, go on!"

Xie Changchuan pinched five or six buns in his dirty hands, and while eating, he encouraged Yun Lang to continue talking about the current situation.

Yun Lang was very clever and did not remind Xie Changchuan that he should wash his hands before eating.

This old guy has fought all his life and has not died, and should die before he is about to enjoy the glory and glory of wealth!

It is said that this is the highest courtesy for a soldier!

"Why don't you say it, didn't you just say that the head is the Tao?"

I really couldn't stand the disgusting appearance of the old guy blowing his nose with a bun in his hand, so Yun Lang naturally didn't say a word.

"The soldiers heard that you were playing chess during the bloody battle?"

"There is no way, there are only one hundred and ten soldiers in the bridgehead, everyone is panicking, the reason why I am playing chess in the city is to calm the hearts of the army!"

Xie Changchuan looked back at his son who was covering his ass and said viciously: "Why haven't you learned this lying skill of others?"

Which one wants you to fight in front of the two armies? ”

Xie Ning could only eat steamed buns with his head bored......

Xie Changchuan's blood-red eyes looked at Yun Lang for a long time before he sighed and said, "It's not bad, I haven't been scared by the Huns, and I haven't escaped during the bloody battle of Baishan Mountain, hum...... Do you think the old man will tolerate those who run away?

If you dare to step on the wooden platoon, the executioners on the other side of the chain bridge will cross the bridge and hack you all to death...... Believe it or not, the old man will even take your corpses and feed them to the dogs? ”

After the old guy finished his frenzy, Yun Lang saw Guo Xie who was beaten by the old guy's personal soldiers......

Looking at Guo Jie's pleading eyes, Yun Lang couldn't say a word of pleading, he firmly believed that as long as he spoke, Guo Jie's current appearance was the future he was about to come!

"What the old man hates the most is smart people, one by one, they dare to speculate on the minds of the officials because they are a little clever, and often use some bullshit truths as an excuse for themselves to escape.

When you get to the battlefield, you just accept your fate, no matter what reason you have, the old man dares to run away when your comrades are fighting bloodily, the old man will definitely want your head to the ground, even if you don't kill the Huns, you will be killed first! ”

The old guy's words, Yun Lang's back was cold, although the cavalry captain did not belong to Xie Changchuan's direct jurisdiction, after having the golden crown, he had already completed the task and could run away.

However, for an old pervert who has been fighting on the battlefield all year round, he will not pay attention to you, as long as you dare to run away with your comrades on the battlefield, he will really dare to raise a knife and kill!

Xie Changchuan threw the last bun into his mouth, and he didn't see him chewing it, so he swallowed such a big bun.

Maybe it was because he was choked on the bun, Yun Lang gave him a kettle, which saved his life, and the old guy's tone finally relaxed.

"Stick to it, even if you sit at the head of the city and play chess, you deserve to get military merits, even if you take this matter to Chang'an to brag, the old man will pick a thumbs up for you when he hears it, and help you sit down with a reputation for not being afraid of danger!

Who went to war for the first time and wasn't scared to pee their pants? It's not uncommon to have diarrhea on the spot, who of you isn't struggling with eggs?

Those who survive are heroes! ”

After speaking, he glanced at the few young people present, let out a long breath and said: "I started to think that you are all gentlemen, and the reason why I don't want you is not because I am afraid that you will die in the hands of the Huns, but because I am afraid that you will die in the hands of the old man."

If you run away, the old man will not kill you, he is sorry for his comrades who are fighting bloodily, if you are killed, the old man will have a hard time when he returns to Chang'an.

What a dilemma!

Fortunately, you are all good, although you are a little slippery, but you have done everything that should be done, and you have done what you shouldn't do, and the old man is very satisfied.

That's it! When a big war is over, what should be lively will be lively, and the old man will not disturb the happiness of you young people. “

After speaking, he raised his leg and left, walked to Guo Xie and spit a mouthful of thick phlegm on Guo Jie's face, and then stepped over Guo Jie's body and walked away.

Originally, the bridgehead was very lively, and since the old guy had talked about it in a mess, no one could get up happily.

Guo Jie's rope was loosened, and he was obviously beaten very hard, but he didn't have much to complain about.

I grabbed a few buns from the steamer and stood next to the steamer and ate the buns.

Yun Lang squeezed Xie Ning and said, "What's wrong with this guy?" ”

Xie Ning looked at Guo Xie with disdain: "His twenty-three ranger brothers were all killed in battle, and they died in the last battle for the top of the mountain, they are very backbone!" ”

Yun Lang beckoned to Guo Jie, Guo Xie also came to Yun Lang's side, and stuffed a bun into his mouth, and then saw his tears falling from his eyes, with infinite remorse in his eyes.

"Next time!" Yun Lang didn't say much.

Guo Xie swallowed the bun, looked at Yun Lang and said, "Sima, can you reward Guo Xie with a pot of wine?"

I really want to get drunk right now! “