Chapter 284: Boss Cao is too witty

The setting sun shone on the top of the boat, Cao Cao's burly body.

Cao Cao looked at the vast sea, the fiery sun, enjoyed the sea breeze, listened to the sound of the waves, and the cheerful chirping of the seagulls.

The poems are formed in my heart, and it seems that it is really time for me to pretend to be forced.

"Teacher!" Heizi especially admired Cao Cao's Wen Tao Wuluo, and already worshipped Cao Cao as his teacher.

Seeing a group of seagulls rushing over, this must be Cao Cao's provoking seagulls, this is to attack, and I can't help but shout anxiously.

Cao Cao didn't move, thinking to himself what are you shouting, didn't you see that your teacher and I were pretending to be forced?

This wave made Lu Bu and Yuan Tan pretend to be gone, Lu Bu was killed by a thousand people, a generation of war gods, Yuan Tan was even more exaggerated, and a generation of kings returned.

As far as I accepted such a cowardly apprentice as you, I didn't show any level here, and it was also due to the misery of your Xu clan.

Since you can't pretend to be forced militarily, let's pretend to be a wave in the field of literature.

If I don't pretend to be forced now, how can I leave my name in the history books?

Cao Cao looked at the sea from afar at this moment, revealing a contemplative expression. The history books will definitely say that Cao Cao is thinking about the future for his people, a wise man, a pioneer, a prophet.

Since Lu Bu is the god of war and Yuan Tan is the king, Cao Cao must take the title of wise man in his hands.

Tweeted~

Cao Cao looked up and saw hundreds of seagulls gathered above him.

He was stunned at first, then overjoyed. Is this still a seagull? For him, these seagulls are special phoenixes at this moment.

It's his vision!

It's his auspiciousness!

It's his compulsion!

"Look at the sky above Lord Mengde!"

After Cao Cao saw the people in amazement, he stood even more proudly, and when he looked up at the sky, he felt that God was still fair, and it was so good that he finally gave himself this auspicious rui.

The finale!

So, Cao Cao turned his back to the sky and spread his arms. When my ears moved, I received people's exclamations. Why is this so comfortable?

"Ah......h

Cao Cao moaned without illness, which was actually the foreplay of the great writer and the poet.

Let's click~

Cao Cao felt that his face was wet, and an unknown liquid appeared.

A wipe, a look, a smell.

it!

Guano!

Cao Cao's face changed, but he quickly covered it up, and he didn't know that it was the stupid bird who pulled it. But as long as you don't move, the people below won't necessarily be able to see it.

"Ah......h

Syllable~

Another lump.

Cao Cao's face turned pale, what is his situation, can't he let people pretend to be a good force?

Syllable~

Here comes another lump.

Cao Cao's face turned purple.

Bang Bang ...... Bang bang bang.

It rained bird droppings.

Cao Cao was stunned at the time. Although some of the stunned ones are fast, they can't blame him. After all, he was pretending to be forced here, and suddenly became like this, and he couldn't accept it for a while.

The people below just saw Cao Cao facing the sky on his back and spreading his arms, speaking of which this posture was really handsome and cool.

However, in the blink of an eye, he became a spotted man, and his body was full of bird droppings with white and black spots.

How can this not be shocking?

Cao Cao still couldn't move, not because he didn't want to move, but because he was already shocked and couldn't move. Only the mind was still running, and he 'cried'.

It looks like he's really going down in history, but in a different way.

Specially, I thought that Xiangrui pretended to be successful, but I didn't expect that it was not Xiangrui, it was damned! This guy who can stand this.

Amid the shocked screams of the people, Cao Cao pulled over.

"Is this pretending to be forced but pretending!" Kuroko was so anxious that he was the first to rush up to save people.

Less.

The people are all talking about Cao Cao's just now.

When Cao Cao changed into clean clothes and reappeared, he saw Yuan Tan in front of him. Suddenly I felt that my face was hot, and I didn't know who had beaten me.

"It's strange that the birds are suddenly gathered together?" Cao Cao subconsciously explained.

Yuan Tan didn't answer this, but said, "Brother Meng De, do you think it's hard to pretend to be forced?" ”

Cao Cao looked at Yuan Tan's serious expression and said lightly: "You said it to my heart, does Brother Xian also feel this way?" ”

Yuan Tan nodded deeply and said that he felt this way too much, "It's too difficult to pretend to be forced." ”

After speaking, he sighed.

Cao Cao also sighed.

Bite! Congratulations to the host for the success of the pretending, and the pretending value is increased by 6.

Bite! Congratulations to the host for the success of the pretending, and the pretending value is increased by 7.

“……。” Yuan Tan.

"System, if you let this host pretend to succeed so easily, can it be difficult on the whole point?"

Bite! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced in front of the system, and the pretending value is increased by 8.

“……。” System. The system is wailing, this system is so fair and just, there is no system more loyal to the host than this system!

At this time, there was a sudden scream.

"Oh no, someone fell into the sea!"

Falling into the sea and falling into the river are completely two different concepts, and Yuan Tan and the others hurriedly went over to check the situation.

"Help! Help me! ”

A head appeared in the sea, and she looked like a half-grown girl, lively and active, happy to stay away from suffering, and fell into the sea.

"Don't go, shark, shark!"

Someone immediately stopped the people who were preparing to go into the sea.

Sure enough, the fins revealed the shark's whereabouts.

"Jaws!"

When the Great Elder Xu Xian arrived, his face changed greatly when he saw the huge fin, he was originally going to organize a few people with good water characteristics to go down to save people, but if the Great White Shark was there, there was no way to save it.

As an elder in the clan, although he can't bear to see the little girl die, he can't see a few men who die with him.

And, it's not that you don't want to save it, it's really not saved.

"Daughter! My daughter, ah....... The mother wept bitterly.

The women held her tightly and threw her into the sea.

Just then someone spoke......

"I think there's only one person who has the ability to save people at the moment."

When everyone looked over, they saw that it was Cao Cao who spoke.

They followed Cao Cao's gaze and saw Yuan Tan.

The eyes of the crowd were suddenly filled with anticipation and longing, and if anyone could save people now, it would be the Holy Sakura Samurai.

Yuan Tan looked at Cao Cao, what kind of yin do you have? This is a great white shark, don't talk about me, believe it or not, five Lu Bu add up to a mouthful?

I'm yin you!

In fact, Cao Cao had no intention of letting Yuan Tan die, after all, it was a reasonable move for Yuan Tan not to go down.

However, there will be two records left in the history books, the first is that he is bird droppings, and the second is that the national hero Yuan Tan is timid.

If you look like this, people will ignore themselves.

Cao Cao clenched his fists excitedly and howled, I'm so witty! Just ask if there is wood?

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