Chapter 61: Dumb Sister Big Stupid Crazy

Chapter 61: Dumb Sister Big Stupid Crazy

"I said self, that beautiful woman is willing to look at me twice, and I have been making trouble for a long time, it has been decades, it turns out that this is the reason! Oh, this is too much to hurt self-esteem?!" After saying this, the daughters became more and more happy. Ning Gou'er came over and said, "Dad, you don't have to be too panicked!" The second monster said more bluntly: "Don't complain, when it comes to the daughter country, you run faster than anyone else, and after a long time, Dad, you will be ashamed of us! Where are you still thinking about Jiajialian!"

"That's it, you see, when your father sees a woman, his eyes turn green!"

"Oh, I'm convinced Long'er, these kids are not sensible, are you deliberately here to add oil and vinegar to the cooking?"

"Are you looking for a child with a bunch of elves? and a unicorn with a ......?"

"With a three-eyed monster! yes, dumb, you're right, you know where Ha is?"

"Don't be unreasonable to our Highness!"

"Mouthy!"

"Yes, Your Highness!"

"Call the dumb man and listen to the kiss, just call it that! The rules and regulations in the palace, don't take it out again, it makes people uncomfortable. This man has an appetite for me, and I will call you that, shall I?"

"You won't eat me, will you? I heard that the people of your daughter country are good at eating people, and those who eat people without bones will eat people with blue if they suck the horses!"

"Look at you, it's really funny! I've been away from the palace for so long, and I haven't heard that the daughters of our daughter country will eat people? Why are you still afraid that I won't be able to eat you? I look at you, if I want to eat you, I don't necessarily have that ability!"

"Okay, it's just a joke with you. The kid you're talking about is the dog below, and since you know where Ha is, can you please lead us on a journey?"

"That's what I mean, it's not troublesome! Uncle, please!"

"Hey, this uncle is far away from us, and it's terrible to call me, or what you just said, just call me by my name!"

"That's right, I'll call you lazy!"

"Hey, that's right!"

"Uncle Yanyan, please!"

"Also called Uncle......"

"Okay, please!"

"Your Highness, please too!"

"Hey, you are not allowed to call me Your Highness!"

"What do you call that?"

"Call dumb!"

"Dumb, please!"

"Haha!

"Please come, please go, the sun doesn't dare to move!"

"Look at the two monsters, this is politeness, you have to learn a little in the future, adults speak, no matter how anxious you are, you can't be disrespectful, you know?"

"Got it, where is that family, you've been invited for a long time, please come out with one, two, three, oh?"

"Oh, by the way, dumb, I don't know where the dog is?"

"Oh, right in this garden. ”

"In the garden? So my child is always in front of me, so why can't I see it?"

"Isn't there a faint pavilion? in the big courtyard of that pavilion!"

"Oops, too. Why don't you see that there is a pavilion here? You say this, why can't you see the road?"

"Dad, the family is in our son, what do you want?

"Your father just looks at the flowers, and when he sees the flowers, he sucks in honey blue, and he knows where it is?"

"Long'er, you just fanned the flames and took charge of it?

"You can't blame your father, no one knows this road, you stand in front of this garden, you can't see anything. Alright, girls, lead the way!"

When the daughters had received the order, they led the group along the garden, and sure enough, they had not gone far, and a path of flowers was revealed. There are flowers and trees in it, especially the graceful willow silk, accompanied by the warm spring breeze, which is a human spirit, no matter what troubles are in front of you, you feel that it is not worth mentioning.

The second monster caught up and asked, "Sister dumb, are we still far from there?"

Yu Yan suddenly nervously disgusted: "Such a second monster, always screaming blindly, if you don't mess up this generation, you won't take it!"

"No, what is your name called Dumb Sister?"

"Big!"

"Haha, Dad, what are you talking nonsense?"

"This ...... You are a living treasure, you just pretend not to know!"

"Ignore you Lan, I'm talking to my dumb sister, what's the matter with you, is it a dumb sister?"

"Well, the two monsters are good! It's not far away, let's walk for a while!"

"Hey, dumb sister, what do you call those little people elves?"

"Well, yes! Hamen is called Jingren, and our daughter country is also called Hamen called Elf. ”

"Oh, that's what happened!"

"Dumb sister, look at this flower, it's so good-looking!"

"Well, it's a rose, it has a special scent! it smells good, I like this floral scent the most!"

"No wonder you smell like this, too! I said, why do you smell so good, you use rose perfume, right?"

"I won't use perfume. ”

"Then you must be bathing with this rose every day, right?"

"Second monster, you're so smart! Okay, we're here, you see this yard is big, right?"

"Hey, sister, look at it, this is where we came?"

"Well, we rode in on the dragon and phoenix wings, and flew out on the dragon and phoenix wings, let's go in and take a look, right?"

"Dad, look at this big yard. ”

"Well, Ning Gou'er, you flew in and flew out, and you met me, and you were so close, you couldn't see it?"

"I don't know, I think it's been a long time since I saw you. ”

"Okay, let's go in and have a look!" After Yu Yan finished speaking, the daughters had already opened the door of the courtyard. What did he think, the servants would run out like crazy, but he didn't expect that the courtyard was quiet and silent. He hurried inside, and the two monsters ran in before him. As soon as I entered, I heard Ha shouting: "God, Dad, come and have a look!" Looking at the guy again, he saw that he was coming, he wanted to get up, and he struggled a few times but couldn't get up, and he shouted sullenly: "Dad, I can't get up." ”

"Dad, how did the family become this Lilan?" said the two monsters, their eyes fluttering and falling off.

Seeing this, Yan Yan gritted his teeth and forbearably said: "Guy, if you can't afford to get up, you can get up Lan, you stupid boy, how can you eat this blue, even if you are full, you can eat it vigorously!"

"My mother said that eating more will grow faster, and Zhang will become a giant to avenge Ha. ”

"Your mother, silly boy, where is your mother coming? You don't recognize your mother, why do you just listen to your mother?"

"Dad, that's not it, Ha is walking over with food. Listening to what the third son said, he followed the fingers of his hand, looked at it and said angrily: "You are so close to the child, venison, deer antler, deer whip, you have made the child a baby fat, and the ruined third son still has a life?!"

"I'm a baby, you take care of it, I can feed it as much as I want, I can feed it as I want! Come here, it's time for the family to eat, see what your mother makes for you, is it fragrant?"

When the third son saw the meat on the plate, he drooled and said urgently: "Mom, hurry up and give it to me, I can't choke the basket when I'm hungry." When she heard this, she kicked the plate to the ground in anger, then grabbed her arm and said: "Wife, we haven't done the business of husband and wife for a long time, today's good weather, God is really beautiful, it's better to do things first, and then feed the three sons is not too late, what do you say?"

"Fuck off, we're divorced, and I don't have that obligation anymore. ”

"Dad, are you crazy?"

Yan Yan was on the fire, where could he still hear it, grabbed the hand of the mother of the third son and said, "Wife, does the scar on your arm still hurt?"

"You bastard, my scar wasn't given by you, you see that it still hurts faintly!"