Chapter 152: A poem
Chen Yue, who was wearing a seven-grade green official uniform, was so conspicuous sitting among a bunch of generals, and the generals just looked at him in surprise, no one stepped forward to talk, Chen Yue ignored them, just sat happily, and from time to time picked up a piece of dim sum and filled it into his mouth. Fucking seat snacks and tea, looking at the scene, it is clear that there is a banquet, where is the appearance of holding a combat meeting!
"The Overseer has arrived!" A voice sounded abruptly outside the hall, and all the generals stood up one after another.
Chen Yue also stood up with the public, looked out, and saw an old man wearing a first-class official uniform and a black veil, it was Zhou Yanru, the first assistant superintendent of the dynasty, who walked into the hall surrounded by several officials, and sat down behind the main seat in the middle. Then he waved his hand, and all the generals sat down.
Chen Yue looked from afar, and saw Zhou Yanru and a few people around him laughing and talking, and then a person walked out, and said that Chen Yue had never studied Chinese in his previous life, and he had not read much in this life, so he couldn't understand his words at all, but he vaguely knew that it seemed that the superintendent wanted to take his son away.
As his words ended, the sound of silk and bamboo sounded, and a general in a brocade robe covered with armor walked out, knelt down in front of Zhou Yanru, and after kowtowing a few times, he held a cup of tea in both hands and raised it high. Zhou Yanru took the teacup with a smile on his face, took a sip, and the ceremony of recognizing his son was over.
"Tsk, General Liu Zeqing is really a blessing, he was taken by the Inspector within a few days of coming here." Chen Yue, who seemed to be a guerrilla general, said.
"If you are the general soldier of a town, you will also be looked down upon by the overseer, what is there to envy about this." The other general said dismissively.
"Don't talk, listen to what the Overseer has to say?" An adjutant general scolded.
So the crowd fell silent and listened carefully. Chen Yue also held his breath, looked towards the main seat, and vaguely heard what Zhou Yanru was saying, but the voice was too small due to the lack of middle breath, and he couldn't hear it very clearly when he sat at the gate, as if he was praising Liu Zeqing, and then admonished, something or something.
At the end of the lecture, the major commanders took the lead and presented congratulatory gifts to the Governor.
Miyun General Soldier Tang Tong, Ma Lanyu General Soldier Bai Guangen, Jixian General Soldier Bai Tengjiao, Zunhua General Soldier Ma Ke, Shanxi General Soldier Zhou Yuji and other major general soldiers respectively presented congratulatory gifts to Zhou Yanru, or a pair of jade, or a bucket of pearls, or a thousand taels of silver, all of which are worth nothing.
After the general army, there were dozens of adjutant generals, and the generals stepped forward separately, and the sycophants were endless, and when they returned to their seats, they each said another thing.
"Damn, it's the sixth time this month, and the superintendent's righteous son has collected a lot, and my old marquis is going bankrupt!" The lieutenant sighed, and the others were all bitter.
Chen Yue sat in shock, he didn't expect to encounter such a situation, he originally thought he was here to attend a military meeting, but he didn't expect it to be a banquet for Zhou Yanru to recognize his son, but the problem is that no one told him, and he didn't prepare a gift!
"Lord Chen, it's time for you to come forward and congratulate Master Inspector." A staff member of the Governor's Mansion came over and said to Chen Yue, but there was a slight sneer on his face, as if he was watching a joke.
Chen Yue glanced at him coldly, got up and walked forward. Up to now, he didn't know that he had been plotted, and it was clear that someone was targeting him, so the people from the Governor's Mansion who went to the barracks to report the news did not tell him that it was the Inspector who received the righteous son today, so that he thought that he was holding a military meeting.
From this point of view, Inspector Zhou Yanru can't get out of it, this is obviously trying to make a fool of himself, no wonder he doesn't care about himself these days!
Thinking quickly, Chen Yue walked to the front of the main seat, hugged his fists to Zhou Yanru and said: "Xiaguan Xishan Bingbei Dao Chen Yue, congratulations to the Governor." It is really a blessing for the Ming Dynasty to accept a strong general like General Liu as a righteous son, so that there are adults sitting in the center inside, and a strong general like General Liu running to serve outside! ”
Chen Yue's words seemed to be deferential and polite, but when he heard Zhou Yanru's ears, it was no less than a thunderbolt, which made his face change slightly, because the meaning of Chen Yue's words was clearly sarcastic that he was the prime minister but accepted the general's righteous son, and he was not subordinate to the combination of internal and external.
"Master Chen, I don't know what congratulatory gift you gave to Master Overseer?" Before Zhou Yanru could speak, the staff member named Qin Song, who led Chen Yue over, spoke first.
"Oh, seeing that Lord Chen is empty-handed, isn't it because he hasn't prepared a congratulatory gift, this is a bit rude!" Qin Song sneered.
"Congratulatory gifts, but I really didn't prepare, I'm really sorry for the Inspector." Chen Yue spread his hands and said. The face was calm, but there was no embarrassment.
Zhou Yanru's expression had already calmed down, and the official had already refined his ability not to be surprised, and several civil officials around him looked at Chen Yue with interest. The hall fell silent, and all the generals looked at Chen Yue, the outlier in this hall.
"Oh, there are no congratulatory gifts, Lord Inspector is a good day today, but Lord Chen, you didn't bring any gifts, which is really a bit unreasonable. Could it be that Master Overseer is so unkind to you, Lord Chen? Qin Song continued, but his words became colder and colder, and he was provoking both inside and outside the words.
"It doesn't matter if Lord Chen doesn't have a gift, but since Lord Chen has done it according to his experience as a judge, and he is a soldier, he must also be a person who reads poetry and books," a sharp voice suddenly sounded, Chen Yue turned his head to look, and saw a person in eunuch clothes talking, supervising the army eunuch Li Guofu, Chen Yue flashed this name in his mind, came to Tongzhou for a few months, although he had little contact with other people, but Chen Yue still knew the name of the main person in Tongzhou.
"Since he is a civil official, the congratulatory gift does not have to be limited to mundane things, Lord Chen can draw a picture on the spot, or compose a poem, thinking that the superintendent is a congratulatory gift!" Li Guofu continued.
The words sounded like they were playing a round for Chen Yue to relieve the siege, but in the ears of several civil officials, they all showed knowing smiles. Most people know about Chen Yue's life, and they know that he was from a military family, where did he read poetry and books for a day? Not to mention being able to draw and write poetry!
The civilian officials present were very contemptuous of this military household who had mixed into the ranks of civilian officials, and they were happy to see him humiliated, so no one spoke at all.
Painting and writing poetry? Chen Yue glanced at Li Guofu coldly, sure enough, people without eggs are the most insidious! Let a person from a military family compose a poem, and the dead eunuch who is in the shadow can come up with this idea!
However, although I haven't read a book, I definitely can't do serious poems, even if I plagiarize and plagiarize future generations, I can't think of poems that fit the situation, but it's okay to just say a few words of nonsense. In later generations, Zhang Zongchang can write poems, how can I Chen Yue not?
"Since this father-in-law proposes, I will give a poem to congratulate the superintendent." Chen Yue said lightly.
Everyone in the hall suddenly opened their eyes wide, and looked at Chen Yue without blinking, they didn't expect him to really compose poems, didn't he know how many catties and taels he had?
All the civil servants looked at each other with smiles on their faces, waiting to see the next joke, which will be a big talk in the future!
"In the past, Cao Zijian became a poem in seven steps, and Lord Chen didn't know how many steps it would take?" Qin Song said with a mocking face.
Chen Yue ignored him, just walked slowly in the lobby with his hands behind his back, and said in his mouth: "Dignified Huaxia,"
Well? The civil officials glanced at each other, although this sentence is not brilliant but also decent, it seems that this martial artist has some goods in his belly, but is he going to make a five-character quatrain? .
"Dignified Chinese land,
Captives gallop freely;
Full of feasters,
It's full of moths! ”
A four-word quatrain was chanted in Chen Yue's mouth, the first two sentences were fine, and the last two sentences came out, which made the faces of the people in the hall change greatly. 21010