Chapter 1005: Bullshit
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In a word, it is earth-shattering!
The rampant laughter was even more harsh.
Since the founding of the Song Dynasty, it has a history of more than 100 years, and there have been eight emperors, but no emperor has been ridiculed by a foreign envoy in his own hall.
This is a great disgrace.
It is said that beating people does not slap their faces, but this envoy of the Jin Kingdom is specially stepping on the faces of the Great Song people, and it is inevitable that people and gods will be angry.
Many righteous people have stood up and severely criticized the envoys of the Jin State.
However, these three envoys sneered, they had already seen through the urine of the Song people, I am not saluting, what do you do with me, what are you left of the Song people except this mouth?
Xiao Cunzhi sneered: "You are so excited, but can you have self-examination? Am I wrong in what I said, when my Taizu Shengshang signed a maritime alliance with you, it was written in black and white that they would jointly send troops to attack Liao, and they were not allowed to surrender and accept rebellions, and you deliberately delayed and did not send troops on time, so my Taizu Shengshang did not care about you, so I will not comment. However, you have repeatedly betrayed the alliance, and have repeatedly surrendered and rebelled, causing irreparable losses to my Dajin, although my Taizu is open-minded and has repeatedly tolerated your mistakes, but you have kicked your nose in the face, this is not a backtrack, no faith, what is it, is this what the so-called country of gentlemen should do? ”
His words were sonorous and powerful, as if there was no doubt.
The monarchs and ministers of the Great Song Dynasty who are in charge of the loss are speechless, because what he said is the truth, and it is your injustice that comes first, so how can you blame me for being unkind?
Seeing that the monarchs and ministers of the Great Song Dynasty were all silent, Du Qingfeng laughed proudly: "The country of gentlemen? I think it's just a country of villains. ”
"You're really deceiving." The ministers looked at each other angrily, eager to kill them with their eyes.
It's a pity that the eyes can't kill people.
The three Great Golden Envoys were not afraid at all, because there was a more powerful Jin Kingdom standing behind them to support them, so they had nothing to fear at all. Xiao Cunzhi said: "I think you are deceiving people too much, playing these small tricks behind your back." What kind of upright man and gentleman, if you have the ability, you will see the real ability with my big gold. I'm waiting for this time, and if you can't give us a reasonable explanation, then we'll see you on the battlefield. ”
Speaking of the battlefield, the ministers were sensational, and many people had a trace of fear in their eyes, including Song Huizong and Zhao Huan.
Tong Guan has seen the power of the Jin people, and if this is to fight, Da Song is bound to lose, and he has no power to fight back. Hurriedly said: "The three of you are angry for the time being. I think there must be some misunderstanding. ”
Song Huizong nodded again and again. I can't wait to open my mouth to beg for mercy, the king of a country, I actually have a nest, it is really a great misfortune for the country.
"Misunderstanding? What misunderstanding? ”
Xiao Cunzhi didn't give Tong Guan half of face at all. said: "The evidence of this matter is conclusive and beyond reproach. ”
Tong Guan was extremely embarrassed and didn't know how to answer.
As soon as the Dajin envoy came up, he gave them a dismount from the Great Song Dynasty, which made the Great Song Dynasty lose face, and what is even more tragic is that he has nothing to say.
However, at this time, all eyes were on one person.
This man is none other than Richie.
Reversing black and white, but Richie's forte. If there are people in this world who can clear this name, they all believe that there is no second person except Li Qi.
You faint kings and mediocre ministers, everyone is riding to the head and. It's a fart, no matter if they are justified or not, let's kill it first, and then talk about it, no matter what you say now, that face has been lost, and I really convinced you.
Under the watchful eye, Li Qi had to make another shining appearance, although he was tired of it, took a step, shook his head again and again, and said: "Wrong, wrong, all wrong, that-that-I'm sorry, what's your name?" ”
“!”
When the monarchs and ministers of the Song Dynasty heard this opening remark, they were speechless for a while.
Xiao Cunzhi snorted angrily and said, "I, Xiao Cunzhi, who are you?" ”
"It turned out to be Brother Xiao, easy to say, easy to say, in the next little economic envoy, Li Qi is also." Li Qi laughed.
When Xiao Cunzhi heard the word "Li Qi", his face changed, and he subconsciously looked at Li Qi and said, "You are the king of the golden knife chef." ”
"False name, false name, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning." Li Qi waved his hand and said, "There is a word below, I don't know if I should say it?" ”
When Xiao Cunzhi saw Li Qi, he put away the rampantness, and his face became cautious, obviously having heard about Li Qi's deeds in Yanshan Mansion at that time, he didn't dare to be careless, and said: "I don't know what the economic envoy thinks?" ”
Li Qi clasped his palms, coughed lightly, and said: "That's the case, although I am relatively young, but to tell the truth that I am not modest, I have been in the officialdom and business circles for many years, it can be said that I have read countless people, of course, I have also read countless people, not to mention birdmen, even bird-headed portraits have been seen, but, like three such shameless people, Li is the first time to see them, it is really a blessing in three lives, admire, admire." ”
Bird-headed figures?
When Li Qi said this, many people laughed.
Xiao Cunzhi said angrily: "You dare to scold me, aren't you afraid." ”
Li Qi raised his hand and said: "I know that your golden male soldiers are more than a million, and wherever the iron hooves go, it is like a plague, and there is no grass!" ”
Xiao Cunzhi said angrily: "It's good if you know. ”
But as soon as the words came out, he found that something was wrong, and said: "Your Song army is the plague." ”
Li Qi said: "Sassy, sassy." In the following is limited, the words are inappropriate, don't blame, don't blame, just like what I said, in fact, I said that you are shameless, that is to praise you, this reversal of black and white kung fu, it is really unsurpassed, no wonder the Jin State sent you, it is really a wise move! ”
Xiao Cunzhi sneered: "If you want to talk about this kung fu of reversing black and white, I can't wait for the economic envoy!" ”
"Don't, in front of Your Excellency, Li doesn't dare to be arrogant."
Xiao Cunzhi knew that he was not Li Qi's opponent when it came to scolding people's kung fu, and said: "We have a life, and if we don't talk to you, let you be clever in your economic efforts, it will not be able to cover up the fact that your Southern Dynasty betrayed the alliance." ”
"It's the betrayal of the alliance again, this may be what I learned from you Jurchens - oops, I almost said it wrong again, I should call you Jurchen Han people, to be honest, the sentence I heard the most in your mouth, is the word 'betrayal of the alliance'. It's a pity that not once did it right. ”
Xiao Cunzhi listened to his words, very sarcastic, and his heart was extremely angry, but he didn't dare to open the topic anymore, automatically filtered, and said, "Really? This is an ironclad fact, and you cannot be allowed to quibble. ”
"I've never tried to quibble, because it's not a fact at all, since it's not a fact. Why should I quibble? ”
Xiao Cunzhi was replied by Li Qi's tongue twister. I was stunned. Said angrily: "Okay, okay, then you can talk about it." ”
Li Qi said with a smile: "You said earlier that the evidence in this matter is conclusive and beyond reproach. Yes and no? ”
"So what?"
"Then I'll give you four more words for free - bullshit."
Puff puff!
Those ministers couldn't help it for a long time. Hearing these four words, many people laughed out loud.
Xiao Cunzhi was so angry that he almost didn't turn his back on it, and said angrily: "What you say is bullshit." ”
Li Qi said: "Don't worry, don't worry, and listen to me and you explain the meaning of these four words." Let me ask you, why do you say that my Great Song Dynasty recruited rebellion, and on what basis do you say that the evidence is conclusive? ”
Xiao Cunzhi tried to take two deep breaths to stabilize his feelings before he said, "Why don't you ask your emperor about this?" ”
The emperor did not say this. I asked the emperor what he had done? ”
"Okay, then I'll spend a little more time, Zhang Jue, the old general of the Liao State and the deputy envoy of the Liaoxing Army, surrendered to my Dajin. And accepted the canonization of my Taizu Sheng, however, he betrayed my Dajin and took refuge in your Southern Dynasty, if according to the covenant, you should be turned away, but your Southern Dynasty actually took him in, not only that, when my second prince of Dajin led his troops to crusade against Zhang Jue, you still tried to hide Zhang Jue, if it weren't for my second prince's wisdom and martial arts, you still didn't plan to hand over people, how do you explain this? ”
"Don't explain to me, before we make a decision, we are all talking, not you questioning, I will explain." Li Qi first waved his hand, corrected his statement, and then said to Song Huizong: "Your Majesty, what he said is true?" ”
If it weren't true, would I have made a big deal of nonsense here? Didn't you mean to embarrass me? Song Huizong hummed reluctantly.
Xiao Cunzhi snorted: "What else do you have to say." ”
"Not busy, not busy. Let me sort it out. Li Qi pretended to be silent for a moment, and then asked, "By the way, when did this happen?" ”
Xiao Cunzhi was stunned for a moment and replied: "This incident happened in the seventh year of Tianfu, in May. ”
"That's my Great Song Xuanhe five years, May, yes or no?"
Xiao Cunzhi snorted, unwilling to answer this stupid question.
Li Qi didn't care, and said with a smile: "I don't understand where you got the confidence from, saying that I surrendered to the Great Song Dynasty and rebelled." ”
Du Qingfeng said: "This is something that even your emperor has admitted. ”
"No, no."
Li Qi shook his head and said: "Our emperor just admitted it, we did accept Zhang Jue's surrender, but the emperor never admitted it, this is the surrender and rebellion, this is the essential difference!" ”
Song Huizong hurriedly nodded and said, "Not bad, not bad." ”
Xiao Cunzhi was almost amused by Li Qi's words, and said, "Is there a difference?" ”
"It's a big difference."
Li Qi coughed lightly and said with a smile: "If I remember correctly, at that time, my Great Song Dynasty was negotiating with your Jin Kingdom around the Yanyun region, including the current Yanshan Mansion, Yunzhou, and the two prefectures of Ping and Ying, I don't know if I am mistaken?" ”
Xiao Cunzhi snorted: "Regarding the two states of Ping and Ying, you have made plans, and the states and counties that Shi Jingjiao gave to the Liao State did not include these two states, so why do you say that they should belong to you, it is really groundless." ”
"This is another matter, let's talk about it one by one."
In fact, regarding the two states of Ping and Ying, it was indeed Song Huizong, a faint monarch, who made a mistake, and made a mess of it, and divided the territory that did not belong to him to his side, and the result was a dispute.
Fortunately, I was wrong at the time, otherwise I wouldn't know how to refute it, it's really wrong. Li Qi secretly rejoiced and continued: "No matter what, what the facts are, as far as the situation at that time is concerned, there are indeed many disputes in the two states of Ping and Ying, and since there are disputes, it means that my Great Song Dynasty did not recognize that these two states belong to your Jin country. Even the land in Pingzhou has a dispute, so the residents living on this land also have a dispute, and their ownership cannot be determined. Zhang Jue has always lived in Pingzhou, and even later, he was the governor of Pingzhou. Yes, Zhang Jue did accept the canonization of your Taizu, but this is just your wishful thinking, my Great Song Dynasty does not even recognize this land as belonging to your Jin Kingdom, how can I recognize this canonization, even Zhang Jue himself is probably unwilling and unwilling? Since we don't admit it, then in our opinion, Zhang Jue should belong to our Great Song Dynasty, and it is natural for him to come to our Great Song Dynasty and our Great Song Dynasty to accept him. (To be continued)