Chapter 15 The road is narrow
The fat man is very efficient, especially in the matter of rubbing rice, and his performance is particularly prominent. Before Fang Zheng got home from school, he didn't have time to catch his breath, and the fat man led his sister to the door.
"When will this guy learn to be a little more reserved?" Fang Zheng muttered dissatisfiedly, walked towards the gate, and greeted the arrival of the fat man.
At the doorway, the fat man stood with a girl in red, and the fat man turned his head from time to time to talk to her, and the girl pouted slightly, and her face was full of reluctance. Fang Zheng saw that the girl was vaguely familiar.
When Fang Zheng approached, the girl's eyes lit up, and then her eyes widened angrily.
"Is that you?"
"It's not me!" Fang Zheng subconsciously turned his back, the road was narrow, this girl was actually the little sharp bamboo shoots he had molested last time.
Xiao Jianzhu sneered: "Hmph! ...... Ahem, there is nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get them! ”
The fat man was surprised: "You two know each other?" ”
"Brother, that bastard who bullied me at the bazaar last time was him!" The little bamboo shoot tugged at the fat man's sleeve and complained.
"Huh? This...... What's going on? "The fat man was in a state of confusion and couldn't extricate himself.
Fang Zheng smiled weakly: "Fat man...... What's that, Brother Zhou, misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding...... "This chick turned out to be the fat man's sister, Fang Zheng really didn't expect it. Besides, they look ...... I don't look like a brother or sister.
"No more nonsense! Dog thief, take your life! The little bamboo shoots couldn't help but say, and swung their fists. From the perspective of skill alone, this girl does have arrogant capital, and her fists and feet are also very arrogant, smashing towards Fang Zheng like a *.
"Fatty! Save me! Fang Zheng was in a hurry, so he hid behind the fat man with a cat's waist and used him as a meat shield to resist the beauty's fierce attack.
"Mi'er, stop! Don't mess around! The fat man let out a low roar, and there was a majesty in his voice.
"Hey! Your brother has spoken, and he still doesn't stop? Disobedient spanking you! Ah! Fang Zheng was dodging and talking, and he was hit a few times from time to time, it really hurt.
Xiao Jianzhu was about to stop, but when she heard that Fang Zheng was still teasing her without knowing whether she was alive or dead, she couldn't help but be even more angry, and the strength of her fists and feet also increased a little.
"Mi'er! Do you really dare to be disobedient? The fat man said with a gloomy face.
Xiao Jianzhu stopped helplessly, but did not speak, and stared at Fang Zheng with a pair of wonderful eyes. I have to admit that this little girl is very beautiful, when she wears a men's gown, she has a kind of elegant and feminine beauty, and when she wears a red dress, she has a kind of temperament and beauty, and when she is not wearing clothes...... Well, Fang Zheng hasn't seen it, it must be no worse, sharp bamboo shoots, what a perfect shape.
"Tell me, what the hell is going on? Brother Fang, you speak first. "The fat man made a cameo in the role of referee.
"What happened is actually very simple, one day I was walking on the road, and I accidentally bumped into Mi'er, that's all." Fang Zheng's narrative is concise and to the point, and of course, many key plots are omitted.
"What the are you...... You...... Who allowed you to call me Mi'er? Brother, don't listen to him, he's talking nonsense, he's obviously teasing me. Mi Erqiao's face turned red with anger, and she loudly accused the fat man of Fang Zheng's crime.
"Hey, you can't talk nonsense, where am I teasing you?" Fang Zheng rolled his eyes, and said in a hurry.
"You...... You bastard! Mi'er clenched her fists, looking like she wanted to rush up and fight hard, with tears in her eyes, but stubbornly endured it and didn't let it flow. To tell the truth, whether this little girl is angry or crying, or even scolding, she looks very gorgeous, any kind of expression is enough to hook people's souls, if her personality is a little gentler, Fang Zheng swears that she will definitely let go and chase her, now, it is good to avoid her.
"Okay, okay, don't make any noise." The fat man stroked his forehead painfully and shouted, then turned his head to Mi'er and said, "Come, get to know, this is my brother and my friend in the academy, the young owner of the Fang family's business, Fang Zheng's son." It's not an outsider, some trivial things, Mi'er, you don't have to worry about it, don't embarrass your brother. ”
"Brother Fang, this is my sister, because her parents are away all the year round, she lacks discipline, and her temperament is a little nonsense, please don't blame Brother Fang."
Mi Er snorted coldly and twisted her pretty face to the side, leaving Fang Zheng with a beautiful ...... Ah, the back of the head.
"It's not weird, it's not weird," Fang Zheng said with a smile: "Actually, I'm also wrong, I apologized to Miss Mi'er, the water washed the Dragon King Temple, and I knew that Miss Mi'er was fat...... Well, Brother Zhou's sister-in-law, I shouldn't have been so Meng Lang a few days ago. "The implication is that if she is not the sister of the fat man, how should I Meng Lang and Meng Lang, young master, the more waves the better.
"Hmph, surnamed Fang, do you think it's okay to just make a gift? Dream! You wait, there will be you good-looking in the future! Miss Mi'er obviously did not accept Fang Zheng's insincere apology.
Depend on! It's unforgiving, this girl is very difficult to serve. Fang Zheng coughed dryly, and then gave Mi'er a long salute, and said with a sincere expression: "Miss Mi'er, I'm really sorry, what happened that morning was my fault, but I really didn't have any malice, I just saw that the girl was beautiful and fragrant, as beautiful as a fairy, as elegant and refined as a hibiscus out of the water, and as bright as a peach blossom in March. ”
Originally, Fang Zheng also wanted to praise her little pointed bamboo shoots standing proudly like a cold plum in the snow, but he was afraid that she would rush into the kitchen of the Fang family to grab a kitchen knife and chase him, so Fang Zheng wisely omitted to mention it.
Women, no matter how beautiful, ugly, fat or thin, like to listen to flattery, even if they are seriously detached from the facts, they will cover their ears and think that this is the truth, not to mention that the Mi'er girl in front of them does have the capital to be praised.
So as soon as Fang Zheng's words were finished, they immediately had an effect. The specific manifestation of its effect was that the fat man looked at Fang Zheng in amazement, as if he didn't expect him to say such disgusting compliments to his sister.
Fifteen or sixteen-year-old little girl is indeed easy to coax, Mi'er was a little embarrassed by Fang Zheng's praise in a few words, her face was slightly red, her tears had already been contained, and there were two vague tear stains on her face, like pear blossoms with rain, I see you pity. rubbed the corners of his clothes with both hands, and then glanced at Fang Zheng fiercely, as if he remembered Fang Zheng and her festival again, and couldn't get off the stage for a while. The little girl has a little temper, and she is cute.
Fang Zheng said again: "In order to express my apologies to Miss Mi'er, I invited Miss Mi'er and Brother Zhou to dinner, well, this meal is free, not an example." ”
Mi'er snorted from her nose, raised her arrogant little chin, and walked straight to the Fang Mansion first, and said toughly: "Hmph, there are more people who invite this girl to dinner, is it rare?" ”
Fang Zheng secretly wiped his sweat, this beam can be regarded as temporarily revealed, right? Thanks to buddy's eloquence. I don't know where the fat man found such a wild and unrestrained sister.
glanced at the fat man and found that he also had a wry smile on his face.
The dinner party in Fang's mansion was very lively, the arrival of the fat brothers and sisters brought vitality to the Fang family, who had always been thin, Mi'er changed her brutal nature, during the banquet, the other party and Mrs. Fang deliberately greeted him, poured wine for Mr. Fang, and gave Mrs. Fang vegetables.
Fang Zheng was quite depressed at this meal, the fat man's kung fu may be genetic, and lo and behold, his sister is better than him.
Quietly pulling the fat man's sleeve, Fang Zheng whispered in his ear: "Hey, this, is it really your own sister?" It's not some kind of love sister or something, right? ”
The fat man glanced at him dissatisfiedly: "What are you talking about, of course my own sister-in-law, a mother's womb." ”
Fang Zheng provoked their brother and sister relationship: "It's not like, I said fat, your father and mother are eccentric, look, your sister looks like a national color and fragrance, everyone loves her, and the flowers bloom, she must have robbed you of a lot of scenery, what about you, you look messy, and you are so fat, you must have a lot of shadows in your childhood......"
Before he finished speaking, he was hit heavily on the head, Fang Zheng turned his head in pain and saw that the murderer was Mi'er.
Although Mi'er greeted the second elder of the Fang family vigorously, her attention never relaxed, and when she saw Fang Zheng sneakily biting her ears with the fat man, she knew that this guy didn't hold back any good words, so she also quietly leaned over to listen, sure enough, this guy couldn't see others well, and was sowing discord.
Mi'er narrowed her eyes slightly and said, "Young Master Fang, what are you talking to my brother?" ”
Fang Zheng knew that he was wrong, and he didn't dare to say more, so he raised his glass to the fat man with a smile: "Come on, come on, drink and drink." ”
Master Fang and Mrs. Fang looked at each other and smiled, the Fang family only had one son, Fang Zheng, and they had never seen such a scene of children fighting, the second elder looked at Mi'er, the more he looked at it, the more satisfied he became, looking at this posture, it seemed that he had regarded her as a daughter-in-law.
Fang Zheng didn't know the kung fu of a meal, and the second elder's daughter-in-law had already been decided. After a while of greetings after dinner, he sent the fat brothers and sisters out of the gate, and a carriage was parked at the door, and around the carriage stood more than a dozen men dressed as samurai, and there was a kind of fierce air in the ranks. Seeing the fat brother and sister coming out, they all bowed down and hugged their fists. The fat man and Mi'er didn't say much, and got into the carriage without saying a word.
Fang Zheng secretly sighed, when did this kid make such a big show? Looking at this formation, is he really from a merchant family?
As soon as the carriage started, the small curtain behind the canopy was lifted, and a delicate voice came: "Bastard surnamed Fang, listen to the fuck, this girl will forgive you for the past, if you provoke this girl again in the future, this girl will fucking castrate you......"
Then there was a stern reprimand from the fat man and the laughter of Mi'er from inside the carriage.