Chapter 188: Fu Jin is clever!
After Guan Zhuofan put this big hat on his wife, he finally moved his hand back.
"Speaking of 'smallpox,'" he said in a deep voice, "the princess and the emperor are sisters and brothers, and the emperor has seen the 'joy of smallpox', but the princess has not yet had 'smallpox'......"
Before the words fell, I only heard a crisp "bang" from Concubine Ligui's side - this was the sound of Concubine Ligui's hands trembling, the tea bowl she was holding in her hand, and the bowl lid hitting the bowl body.
Her face, which was still slightly flushed, had turned white in an instant.
Princess Rong'an's reaction was half a beat slower than that of Concubine Ligui, but she immediately understood what her husband meant. She was not as panicked as Concubine Ligui, but instead reached out and pressed it on Eniang's hand - just like Guan Zhuofan did to her just now, Wen Yan said: "Eniang, don't worry about it, where is it so coincidental?" ”
Hmph, it's really not to scare you - you don't know how you died in the original time and space!
However, in this plane, since you have become my wife to someone, this kind of thing must not be allowed to happen.
"The concubine's worries," Guan Zhuofan said, "it's not unreasonable......"
As soon as he said half a sentence, he saw Concubine Ligui throwing a frightened look at him, Guan Zhuofan hurriedly waved his hand at his mother-in-law and said, "However, there is no need to worry too much, and there is no need to worry too much!" As long as you 'plant pox' for the princess, you can be safe! ”
Hearing the word "pox", Princess Rong'an and Concubine Ligui were shocked.
They know what the "pox" is, but. In their minds. This is a terrible and troublesome thing. It's not much different to go on a trip to the ghost gate. Even if you successfully "pass", you will be left with scars on your face, so isn't Princess Rong'an's flower-like face ......
Princess Rong'an's face also turned white.
Guan Zhuofan was so scared that his wife and mother-in-law were scared enough, and he was sorry. However, there is no way to scare it first, and the next thing is that the effect will not be so good.
"Don't worry," Guan Zhuofan said, "The 'pox' I am talking about is not the old method in our previous palace, but the new method of Western medicine, which is very simple and convenient." There's no need to lock people up like we did before. I don't see outsiders, I don't see the 'three lights' -- with this new method, I can do what I should do and what I should do, and I don't need to avoid anything, and I don't need to avoid anything. ”
After a pause, "This new method has been tried and tested, and unlike the old method, there is no risk at all!" And-"
He smiled and said, "With this method, except for leaving a scar the size of a fingernail on the arm, there will be no other marks on the body - this layer is completely different from the old method, my Fujin's flower-like face will not be derogated in the slightest, you can rest assured!" ”
Guan Zhuofan's "My Fujin" is already a "hint" of ridicule, Princess Rong'an couldn't help but be ashamed, she and Concubine Ligui glanced at each other, and both saw a flush on each other's faces, and they both saw a look of surprise and joy, and a look of suspicion: There is such a good thing in the world? Doesn't that just ...... Is it the same as eating the elixir?
"The two children in Shanghai," Guan Zhuofan continued, "Tiangao and Xiaoxiao, the two children in the United States, Tiansheng and Xin'er, all used this method to 'plant pox', and their mothers also did the same - they all got pox!" ”
Guan Zhuofan's four children, the son born to Yang Wan'er, named "Tianhao"; Hu Qingqing's daughter, named "Xiaoxiao"; Mia's son, named "Tiansheng", the daughter of Jacqueline, has a single name "Xin".
The eldest Guan Xin, the second Guan Tiansheng, the third Guan Tiangao, and the fourth Guan Xiaoxiao.
Princess Rong'an let out a soft "ah" and said, "Sister Hu, Sister Yang, Sister Ya, Sister Mi...... I haven't seen a few sisters and a few children, so I wonder how ...... they are."
Guan Zhuofan smiled bitterly in his heart: Don't talk about you, two of the children - Guan Xin born to "Sister Ya" and Guan Tiansheng born to "Sister Mi", I, who is a father, haven't even looked at it!
Well, photos don't count.
For Hu, Yang, Ya, and Mi, the four famous and unnamed "sisters", as well as the four concubines, expressing their thoughts and concerns, is the "main room" of Princess Rong'an, showing their "virtuousness" in the question.
Guan Zhuofan pulled out his children and their mothers, and the effect was very good, and Princess Rong'an and Concubine Ligui's confidence was greatly increased: since the prince has already planted pox on his own flesh and blood and their mother, this "new method of Western medicine" must be as he said, "a hundred trials and tricks", "no risk", "very simple and convenient", and Princess Rong'an's "flower-like face", "There will be no trace of loss"!
Ouch, in this world, there are really such good things, and there are really ...... Elixir!
"This is a good method," Concubine Ligui sighed, "If I had used it for the emperor earlier, wouldn't it have been ......."
Speaking of this, I remembered that I said this, I don't know if it is a "gaffe"? Hurriedly stopped, but the words that came out could not be taken back, and I couldn't help but feel embarrassed.
Guan Zhuofan didn't mind, nodded, and said, "What the noble concubine said is good!" If this method had been used for the emperor earlier, why would it be today? But—"
paused, "First, after the Qianlong Dynasty, the 'smallpox' in the palace is getting less and less, who would have thought that the emperor would 'see joy'?" ”
"Second," Guan Zhuofan continued, "this method is the method of Westerners - before Xin You, how did we view the knowledge of Westerners?" Either disdain and turn a blind eye, or flood the beast and avoid it! You also know these things. ”
Princess Rong'an and Concubine Ligui glanced at each other and nodded silently.
"Besides," Guan Zhuofan's fingers tapped lightly on the table, "'Pox', it's not some harmless things like self-striking bells and music boxes, using the methods of Westerners on the emperor, in case there are three long and two short, how many heads are easy to cut off for the person who came up with this idea?" Hehe, the people in the Tai Hospital do things, they don't seek merit, but they don't want to go a single step, they are willing to cause this trouble? ”
Concubine Ligui sighed softly and said in a low voice, "What the prince said is that the Tai Hospital ...... That's really what happened. ”
"Also," Guan Zhuofan said, "the 'pox' of Westerners is not our 'human pox', which at first glance sounds a bit unbelievable.
After a pause, there seemed to be a smile on his face, "Don't say it's too hospital, just say that you two are ......."
At this point, I stopped talking.
Princess Rong'an was slightly disgusted: "Look at you, half of what you say - Eniang and I, who can't we trust, and I can't trust you, the prince?" ”
Huh, really?
"Okay, then I'll say it, this Western method is planted with 'cowpox'."
Princess Rong'an and Concubine Ligui were confused: "'Cowpox'? What is that? ”
"This 'pox' method," Kwan said, "was invented by an English doctor named Jenner." In the past, the British were also very good at 'smallpox', and one out of ten Britons 'had smallpox'! However, this Dr. Jenner has discovered a very interesting thing, well, do you know what it is? ”
"I don't know."
"Jenner found that everyone can 'get smallpox', but the only woman who milks the milk has never been 'smallpox'."
"Milking? Women? ”
"Yes."
The curiosity of Princess Rong'an and Concubine Ligui was raised: "Why is that?" ”
"People will 'pox', cows will also 'pox', people 'pox', will 'pass', cows 'pox', will also 'pass', however, people get 'cowpox', there is no big problem, it's just an ordinary rash, after a few days, they will be fine, compared to 'smallpox', there is a world of difference, but-"
Speaking of this, Guan Zhuofan deliberately paused, and when he saw the two beauties, they were all engrossed, and then continued:
"'Cowpox' and 'human pox' contain exactly the same poison! Therefore, having had 'cowpox' is equivalent to having 'smallpox', or...... After being planted with 'human pox' - in this life, there will never be 'smallpox' again! So, the milkwoman who milked the cow ......"
Speaking of this, Guan Zhuofan stopped again and looked at his wife and mother-in-law with a smile.
"Ah, I see!" Princess Rong'an said, "It must be the female workers who milk the cows, all of whom have been contaminated with 'cowpox', so they will not 'have smallpox'!" ”
Guan Zhuofan gave a thumbs up: "Fujin is smart!" ”
Princess Rong'an was very happy and a little embarrassed: What kind of cleverness is this?
Concubine Ligui also understood: "This 'cowpox', after 'planting' to people, it is good to have a small illness, no wonder the prince said, 'there is no risk', 'very simple and convenient'!" ”
Guan Zhuofan said with a smile: "This method, at the beginning, the person who 'planted pox' did want to have a small illness, but now it has been improved, and even this 'minor disease' does not have to be born - it is not painful or itchy, and it doesn't feel anything!" ”
After a pause, "However, in the end, it's 'cowpox', not 'human pox', you think, put the things on the cow's body on the human body - hehe, if this method is really applied to the emperor, will someone say anything ...... 'big disrespect'?" ”
Don't say it, it's definitely possible.
Princess Rong'an knew what her husband meant, she leaned over to Guan Zhuofan slightly, lowered her voice, blushed, and said: "It's good for you to 'give' to me, I won't say that you are 'disrespectful'!" ”
Guan Zhuofan showed a look of surprise on his face, not only because his wife "accepted new things", but also because of what he said...... Well, it's a bit of "boudoir fun"! Rare!
Your mother-in-law, my mother-in-law, but it's right next to you!
He laughed and cocked his thumb again: "Fu Jin is smart!" ”
Princess Rong'an secretly glanced at Eniang, and saw that Concubine Ligui lowered her head slightly, and it seemed that she was also in front of Hongyun.
She turned her head and smiled at her husband, and in an instant, Guan Zhuofan felt that the house was full of spring flowers blooming and dazzling.
*(To be continued.) )