"That's it."

Yuan Tan pointed to a nest of centipedes that had fled in all directions and smiled.

Everyone, there is an urge to smoke over.

Sun Ce grabbed his hair violently, my God, Tang Bohu, you are fine, you eat centipedes?

Yuan Tan saw Sun Ce's color change, and said lightly: "The average lifespan of centipedes is six years, and they like to live in groups. Now that spring is blooming, it is the time when centipedes have a great appetite and are the fattest. ”

"It's a poisonous centipede!" Sun Ce exclaimed, "Look at the starspots on the centipede shell, they are definitely poisonous. ”

"Poisonous centipedes are the best to eat, boil them in water for a while, and the centipedes spit out toxins before they die, so let's eat them with ingredients."

Yuan Tan is completely like I want to feast.

"Let's start catching centipedes!" Yuan Tan took out a pair of chopsticks, picked up a fat one at that time, and threw it into the basket.

After catching a few, Yuan Tan found that he was catching centipedes by himself. And there is only one person by his side, that is Da Qiao, depending on the situation, Da Qiao wants to eat, but a girl doesn't dare to catch it.

But what kind of expression is your little overlord Sun Ce, as terrifying as seeing a ghost.

"Bo Fu, don't just stand, come and catch the centipede."

"Cut ......." Sun Ce let out a trembling breath and waved his hand again and again.

"Don't you eat it?" Yuan Tan signaled that if you don't catch it, don't think about eating it for a while.

"I'm never going to eat it." Sun Ce's color changed and he retreated again and again.

Click~.

Yuan Tan picked up a big centipede with chopsticks, but it flew away, drew an arc, and fell on Sun Ce's feet.

"Woo, oops, help, help me, sister save me!" Sun Ce clicked and danced, and after turning around in the sky, he fell to the ground with a bang. Before fainting, he thought, "I'm most afraid of these slender insects, my father doesn't even know about this, how did he know?" ”

"Just a bug and you're scared!" Yuan Tan was also heartbroken, what kind of character was the little overlord, he was stunned by a bug.

He really wanted to call up Sun Ce and ask, this little overlord, are you playing too much on game consoles? People are faint blood, you are a faint bug. I'm going, and you've subverted my three views.

However, Yuan Tan heard that Li Yuanba, the first fierce general of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, was afraid of thunder, so it was not surprising that Sun Ce was afraid of insects.

Everyone was stunned.

Is this still the Koto Tiger? I'm sure it's not a Jiangdong bug, and I burp when I see centipedes, the most powerful of insects.

"Hahahaha......."

Yuan Tan looked up to the sky and laughed, with a smile that did not go away, and hit Da Qiao next to him with his elbow, "I'll make you something to eat in a while." ”

The previous love of one's own people cannot be seen or touched, but it can make people's hearts warm.

"Who is rare?" Da Qiao said coldly, but his heart warmed for no reason.

Yuan Tan has the skills of a kitchen god and cleans up the centipede side dishes. And it is precisely because he is a god of cooking that he can make dishes that do not exist in this era.

Centipedes cooking, it's really amazing. is also crooked to scare the little overlord to faint, it's really witty.

Less.

"I won't eat it."

"I really don't eat it."

"Who rarely eats this."

Da Qiao was indifferent, looking at Yuan Tan, Xiao Qiao and Xu Chu who were eating centipedes.

"Wow, it's delicious, lord! Now you can add food when you go out for the expedition in the future! ”

Xu Chu is a tiger idiot with a big waist, and he is very happy to eat. Porphyrine porphyr, sucking and sucking, that is, several centipedes entered the mouth.

Yuan Tan eats with a fragrant mouthful, and with this chef skill, he can really eat wherever he goes.

"It's delicious, it's delicious, this dipping sauce is really amazing, sister ......."

Little Joe secretly placed a centipede in Big Joe's bowl.

Da Qiao likes to eat food the most, but the food in the late Eastern Han Dynasty was pitiful, and the eight major cuisines have not yet been formed, and he has long been tired of eating everything.

She looked left and right, and saw that no one else had ideas, and she really couldn't resist the temptation of food, so she added it and took a bite carefully.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up, "It's so fragrant...... ”

Let's eat one.

So Xiao Qiao became a moving worker.

Let's chirp, chirp.

Let's chirp, chirp.

"Huh? Daughter-in-law, when did you eat so much? Yuan Tan was skeptical about eating so quickly.

…………

I don't know when it started.

Da Qiao also gathered around the stone pot, waiting for the centipedes inside to come out.

She and Yuan Tan didn't fight anymore.

With Little Joe go clean.

There were only two people left, Da Qiao and Yuan Tan, and the atmosphere gradually became a little weird.

"Say, did you do it specifically for me?" Da Qiao didn't expect to say such a thing, and he was stunned by himself.

"Hehe, you're thinking too much. What is not done for you, that is done specifically for you. ”

Da Qiao wanted to die after hearing the first half of the sentence, but he ...... when he heard the second half of the sentence.

At this time, a pastoral mouse swayed from side to side crawling in the grass, looking up from time to time to smell the aroma in the air. Suddenly frightened, he saw that there was a gap, and he got into Yuan Tan's pants.

"I ...... it! ”

Yuan Tan suddenly felt it, and the feeling quickly climbed to the crotch of his pants.

There's something! This is a critical area, and the hair exploded at that time, so I immediately looked over.

Da Qiao was very surprised when he saw Yuan Tan's expression, and of course he followed suit. I saw a thick one coming out of Yuan Tan's crotch, still throwing it left and right.

Da Qiao's apricot eyes trembled for a while, and he looked at Yuan Tan with terrifying eyes, let's be together! How could I come up with such a shy thought, "Dengzi! She got up angrily and walked away in a huff.

"How can you do that!"

When Xiao Qiao saw it, his face turned pale, and he complained: "If you have a relationship with your sister, I will not object." But if it's ruthless, please don't do this to my sister. ”

At this time, the big names all have three wives and six concubines and seventy-two palaces, so Xiao Qiao, as a beautiful woman with female virtue in this era, will not object to this matter.

Yuan Tan wanted to cry without tears, he took out a pastoral mouse from his crotch, "You are Diablo, may I ask how you arrived at the scene in such a timely manner?" ”

He looked at the flashlight-like pastoral mouse, and said in his heart that pretending to be my little brother with a figure like you is simply discrediting my strength.

"I'm not going to hurt you, go ahead." Yuan Tan still let go of the cute little vole.

Puff~.

Xiao Qiao smiled, "It turned out that I wronged my husband, I'll go and explain to my sister." ”

Yuan Tan breathed a sigh of relief, and just as he was getting up, a cold light flashed, and a sharp arrow was inserted into the soil under his crotch. Just a little bit, he can go to be a eunuch.

"What's going on!"

He hurriedly used the method of listening to the wind and arguing in the arrow-breaking style, jumped up, and saw not far away. Another eldest lady, holding her sun-shooting bow.

Sun Shangxiang is angry now, her brother has fainted, and those people are still eating and flirting there.

She endured it for a long time, and finally couldn't help it, so she shot an arrow at Yuan Tan.

"Miss Sun, what are you doing here?"

Yuan Tan frowned, your eldest brother fainted, but it has nothing to do with me, it is completely his own initiative.

However, Sun Shangxiang's anger was all vented on Yuan Tan, and he said coldly: "The six arts of a gentleman, etiquette, music, archery, royalty, calligraphy, and mathematics." ”

"Tang Bohu is famous all over the world, and the five arts are transcendent, but I don't know how to shoot, if it doesn't work, hum~, it's not a gentleman."

If you are not a gentleman, then you will become a villain?

"You're going to compete with me in archery?"

"Not bad!"