Chapter 106 Stinky Mouth Cao Xiang

Yun Lang's mood became very bad, and he suddenly remembered that his mother-in-law was gone, and he was gone, what should Xiaoduo do?

Zhang Tang smiled and said, "It seems that this is your reverse scale?" ”

Yun Langpi smiled and said, "That's my temple!" ”

Zhang Tang waved his hand and said, "Okay, don't ask, don't ask, you grumpy kid." ”

Meng Du suddenly saluted: "A certain family was rude just now. ”

Yun Lang looked at Meng Da, Meng Er said: "If you have time to send them to play in my Zhuangzi, this thing is cultivated, God has the virtue of a good life, when you close a door for someone, you will definitely open a window for him." ”

After speaking, Yun Lang got up to say goodbye, Meng Du sent Yun Lang out of the door, as for Zhang Tang, it seemed that he wanted to live in Meng's house......

It can be seen that Meng Du wants to talk to Yun Lang more, but Yun Lang is unwilling to stay for a long time, he is very worried that Meng Du will ask him to stay overnight.

The small courtyard of the Yun family was still quiet, and the Chu wolf who followed Yun Lang to Yanglingyi was very lively, seeing that the head of the family had gone to bed early, but he was sitting on the gate pier and watching the crowd coming and going, not knowing what he was thinking.

As long as Yun Lang starts to miss Granny Yun and them, he will urge himself to fall asleep early, and he will only meet them when he falls asleep.

When he woke up in the morning, Yun Lang's pillow was wet, and he sat on the bed, but he couldn't remember what he dreamed about last night.

The heavy punch slammed into his thigh, and the electrocution-like numbness suddenly made the back of his head appear a layer of white sweat.

He dragged his unconscious legs out of bed, and stuffed his head in the tub until he was about to suffocate, and then he raised his head.

"Go on, you're not as bored as I am!" Huo Quzhi sat on the railing on the second floor and dangled his legs.

Seeing that Yun Lang was still sleepwalking, he found a wooden bucket filled with well water and placed it side by side with Yun Lang's wooden basin.

Then he pressed Yun Lang's head and tried to hold his breath with him.

This time I held my breath for a long time, one drank half a basin of water, the other drank half a bucket of water, and my stomach was ringing with jingling bells when I walked.

"You almost drowned me...... ...... vomit," Yun Lang said as he spit out water.

"I'm pretty much there...... Vomit ...... "Huo Quai, vomiting water and vomiting like a whale."

"When did you come back?"

"Yesterday, I heard that you were here, and I thought you came to see me on a blind date, but I went to Meng Du's house, how is it, how does his mother-in-law feel?"

"I don't know, you might have to ask Zhang Tang, he stayed overnight last night, what do you say about Meng Du? Anyway, he is also a high-ranking official, and he doesn't want to be cheeky? ”

"Your Majesty doesn't care what you do in charge of other people's affairs, who do you think you are?"

"Huh? Your Majesty doesn't care about such a thing? ”

"How? Meng Du was His Majesty's samurai chief when His Majesty was still the King of Jiaodong, and it was not once or twice that His Majesty was born and died.

After giving birth to six children and four dead, two alive, or two fools, the warlock Zhang Yu said that he killed too many people back then, and the evil spirit was too heavy, offending the yin spirit, unless he found a Lingxiu person to sleep with his wife to dissolve the yin ......"

"Wait, let me vomit for a while......"

"Okay, I'm done throwing up, you go on."

"There's nothing to say, everyone says that Zhang Tang can judge rats when he is a child, (Zhang Tang was ordered by his father to guard a piece of meat when he was a child, but he was stolen by a mouse, and was beaten by his father, Zhang Tang was not convinced, so he dug a mouse hole, found the remaining meat, and also caught a mouse, this guy wrote a verdict, sentenced the rat to prison, this sentence is written very old-fashioned, and it is not worse than the old sentence name written there, everyone says that Zhang Tang has Su Hui. ）

It's a real person with wisdom, the best person to get rid of evil spirits, and then, you know. ”

"What do I know?"

"You also have Su Hui, what my aunt said, it's really strange, it's really unexpected that you weren't left in the mansion by Meng Du for the night."

"Is that warlock named Changyu dead?"

"No, I told Your Majesty a few days ago that as long as you use gold to pack food, you can live forever! My aunt also sent a gold bowl, a gold plate, and a pair of gold chopsticks to the palace yesterday. (Don't spray, this is a historical fact, not made up by the author, he even married Princess Dangli, the eldest daughter born to Wei Zifu, to the warlock Luan Da.) ）

"I'm relieved." Yun Lang let out a sigh of relief, as long as Liu Che was still as stupid as he always was, he didn't have much to worry about his life in this world.

"Where's mahjong?" Huo Quzhi searched for a long time in Yunlang's house and didn't find mahjong, and he was very angry.

"I'm here to do something, what are you doing with mahjong? Didn't you take a pair? ”

"My aunt is leaving, or I'm not coming back."

"What kind of mahjong are the two of us playing?"

"I have already told Li Dang that you are coming to Yanglingyi, there will be a lot of people soon, and I have sent someone to buy it, and I will eat it at your place for lunch and dinner."

"Fuck off, I'm going to take over the generals today!"

"Oh? You're going to have a family? Where is it? I'll check it out! ”

I heard that there was no mahjong, Huo Quai's illness was half wilted, and when he heard that the Yun family had a general, he suddenly became excited again, this person was like this, he was shocked, Yun Lang had no way to associate this young man who often committed middle and second diseases with the famous champion Hou in history.

Huo Qubing in history seems to be very unique, but now it is different, he has at least become good friends with Li Kang, and it is estimated that he will not be able to kill Li Kang with one arrow.

For this small change, Yun Lang is very proud.

Before noon, the small courtyard of the Yun family was crowded with people, Li Dang brought mahjong, and found four gentlemen to start a war in the small courtyard.

Basically, they are not good people, and even Cao Xiang, the son of Princess Changping, who Yunlang has always wanted to kill, also came.

What Yun Lang didn't expect the most was Meng Du's two stupid sons, Meng Da, and Meng Er also came, squeezing a yard full of people.

didn't say it, Meng Da, Meng Er's arrival immediately became the object of everyone's ridicule, these guys were always asking Meng Da, the scene of Meng Er and his wife in the boudoir.

"Really, Ran Ran always rides on me and bullies me......"

"Why don't you call her out and let her ride on me and bully me?"

"Okay, okay......"

"That is to say...... Ah! ”

Before he finished speaking, a man in green clothes was thrown out by Huo Quzhi and Li Kang.

Huo Quzhi still stepped on the man's face and said, "I just finished getting engaged, don't you plan to let the eldest daughter of the Hou family ride on you and bully you?" ”

The gentleman didn't dare to say again.

Li Dang moved Huo Quai's leg and pulled the gentleman up and said: "If you can enter this courtyard, I, Li Dang, treat him as a brother, what kind of brother is the wife of the plotter, you go, we should not know each other in the future."

A certain family is really afraid to see you in the bed in my inner room one day. ”

He also consciously lost his words, arched his hand towards Li Kang and turned around and left, he didn't hate Li Kang, but hated Huo Quai.

Li Dare saw that the gentleman had gone away, so he frowned and said, "What you said is so unreasonable, Zhang Cigong's eldest daughter is virtuous and virtuous, you shouldn't humiliate her like this." ”

Huo Quzhi pouted and said, "It's just a woman, what is it!" Come in, yes, this hand is going to win. ”

Yun Lang had a very good time with Meng Da and Meng Er, mainly because Meng Da looked stupid, but he had a pair of dexterous hands, Yun Lang didn't even go to clean the chicken bones, and after being pounded by him a few times, he actually took it out completely.

This guy has the characteristics of being a cook, Yun Lang demonstrated the method of belly wrapped chicken, and soon, there were seven or eight fat chickens wrapped in pork belly floating in a large pot.

The three old women were busy making pancakes, which was a specialty of the Yun family, a big pot of chicken soup, chicken, belly, plus a large stack of scallion pancakes, it was no problem to deal with a lunch.

A gentleman looked at the belly chicken cooked in the cauldron through Yun Lang's shoulder, looking salivating, and his saliva dripped down several times.

Yun Lang shook his shoulders impatiently and said, "Who are you?" ”

"Cao Xiang, it's the Cao Xiang you always want to kill with one punch!"

"How do you know I want to kill you?"

"Huo Quzhi said, hey, what are you asking for, is this chicken cooked?"

"Not yet...... What do you think about me trying to punch you to death? ”

"What can you think, you don't dare to kill my mother with one punch, so you have to kill me to vent your anger, there are many people in Man Chang'an who want to kill me with one punch, how old are you?"

Yun Lang obediently raised his thumb, such a straightforward person is indeed very rare.