Chapter 71: The Legend of Buns

If there is anyone in Tokyo City who can make Tie Xinyuan like it from the heart, it is definitely the buns.

But others say that Baozi is a fool and a big fool! Tie Xinyuan didn't care about this flaw.

The city's materialistic desires are rampant, only Baozi still has a pure land in his heart, as long as someone needs his help, he will immediately take action without saying a word, whether it is moving or doing some dirty work, the only requirement is to be able to eat.

As for what to eat, he doesn't pick and choose, from black cakes to pickles and even meatloaf......

This guy helped Wang Rouhua dug a huge vegetable cellar, and at dinner, Wang Rouhua treated him to a meal of soup cakes, but that evening, the Qige soup cake shop was not open, the reason was that all the noodles were eaten by Baozi alone.

Big eyes, big mouth, height, long legs, long arms, these are the characteristics of this guy, anyway, all the parts on this guy's body are much bigger than others.

There is a great advantage, that is, you can run a horse on your arms and stand on your fists.

If he wants to take revenge on this society, he doesn't need three punches to kill the characters of Zhen Guanxi and the like, one punch is enough to kill him.

Such a person should have walked sideways in the city of Tokyo, but he was reduced to the point where cats and dogs could bully him.

Since the bun is here, Tie Xinyuan happily climbed to the neck of the bun, riding on his neck to look at the crowd below is definitely a great enjoyment, just that kind of condescending visual sense is enough to make Tie Xinyuan willingly pay the price of a big beard with meat.

Baozi waited for Tie Xinyuan to climb on his back and finally sat down firmly on his neck, then he smiled and held the not light box in one hand, grabbed the four-wheeled car with the other hand, and drove towards Huangcheng Street.

Among the people in the neighborhood, Baozi liked the Tie family the most, and the beautiful lady of the Tie family not only gave him soup cakes, but also packed a big bowl of soup cakes for his blind old lady......

"Brother Yuan, can you give two small ones?"

Tie Xinyuan, who was holding the bun's forehead and was proud, suddenly heard the bun say this, so he patted his head and said, "You are stupid, one big beard cake is the weight of four small beard cakes, and if you want two small ones, you will lose a lot." ”

Baozi smiled hesitantly: "I want to leave one for my mother." ”

Tie Xinyuan didn't need to look down to think of how proud Baozi's stupid face was, in his cognition, two must be more than one......

Tie Xinyuan sighed and said, "Can't you eat half of the big cake and leave half for your wife?" Buns, believe me, one big cake is really more than two small cakes......"

Baozi knocked away a donkey that was blocking the way and said with a smile: "I know that Brother Yuan never lies, but there is only one cake, no matter how big it is, I am afraid that I will eat it all in one go...... In that case, my mother won't have to eat......"

Tie Xinyuan's nose was sour by a half-fool, so he had to roar angrily: "How did you bastard come up with such a bargaining method? Okay, Lao Tzu admits planting and gives you two Hu Biscuits, two Big Hu Biscuits! ”

After Baozi heard this, he howled like a beast, and rushed towards the streets of the Imperial City, crashing into countless passers-by in the middle of the way.

Tie Xinyuan gritted his teeth and hugged Baozi's head tightly and cursed, this bastard only knew how to run, but he didn't know that he was tall, Tie Xinyuan rode on his neck and was a little higher, and Tie Xinyuan's head was like a drumstick and kept beating on all kinds of signboards...... He wanted to jump off Baozi's neck, and it was better to be killed than to be killed, but unfortunately, Baozi was afraid that he would fall, so he held his legs with the hand that carried the box......

Fortunately, in a blink of an eye, I arrived at the Hu Cake Shop of Niu San's family.

The eldest son of the Niu family was startled when he saw Tie Xinyuan with a bleeding nose, and he kicked the bun without saying anything, and scolded while kicking: "You rammer, we finally got a prodigy on this street, do you want to kill him alive?" ”

Baozi was frightened, and quickly put Tie Xinyuan down, only to see Tie Xinyuan standing there staggeringly and constantly rubbing the big green bag on his head, which was hit on the signboard of the Hou Family Plaster Pharmacy, and only his signboard in the whole Huangcheng Street was made of copper plates.

Baozi was at a loss and wanted to come up to comfort Tie Xinyuan, after all, Tie Xinyuan hadn't cried out until now.

Tie Xinyuan hurriedly took two steps back and yelled at him, "Stop! Come back and you'll be gone. ”

Hearing that the cake was about to be gone, Baozi immediately stood there without moving.

Tie Xinyuan let out a sigh of relief and said to Niu Lao Dao: "Big brother, give this guy two Hu Biscuits, the biggest one, and add more meat." ”

Boss Niu finally figured out what was going on, took off the cloth towel on his shoulders and wiped off the mess and dirt on Tie Xinyuan's face, and tore off two pieces of cloth and rolled them into his nostrils, Tie Xinyuan's nose finally stopped bleeding.

Baozi squatted at the door of Niu San's store like a child who had done something wrong, very remorseful, Tie Xinyuan leaned over, raised his fist and slammed it on this guy's body, but unfortunately the fist fell on Baozi's body like tickling, and the hard muscles shook Tie Xinyuan's fist painfully.

Children from poor families are generally solid, and Tie Xinyuan's injury is not a big deal in the eyes of Boss Niu, knowing that the buns eat a lot, he specially took two pan lids as big as an inch thick and prepared to take them to the buns.

He knew that Tie Xinyuan beat the buns to be angry, and he would never give a penny less to the buns, and once the neighbors on the streets of the Imperial City drove the buns to work, no one had eaten less than him.

Pedestrians on the road saw a small doll beating a giant man desperately, but the giant man was just holding his head and being beaten, and he couldn't stop shouting that I don't dare anymore and so on.

Niu San was afraid to carry a bag of mutton and walked over and kicked the bun and said to Tie Xinyuan: "Okay, just hit a few times, no matter how much you hit, he doesn't feel it, his strength is not heavy, since you want to drive the bun to work, you should think about it." ”

Tie Xinyuan was full of grievances and gave Niu San twenty small coppers, and when he turned around, he wanted to find a bun to settle the account, but found that the guy had happily held a hu cake and began to gnaw on it, with a happy look on his face.

Gently touched the green bun on his head with his finger, grinned, and ran into the store to fill the bun with a large pot of mutton soup......

Just as Tie Xinyuan was talking to the cow boss, a huge hu cake had disappeared, and the mutton soup pot on the ground was empty.

Baozi stared viciously at another Hu Cake and a large bag of mutton on a table, scurrying up and down like a wolf.

Niu San was afraid of slapping the head of the bun squatting on the ground and scolded: "Why is there no hunger?" A big beard cake weighs five pounds, plus a pot of soup, how can you be full, just like you, if you hold on to eat again, your belly will be bigger, and you will eat more when the time comes.

Dare to eat this cake and mutton, see if the old man doesn't kill you, and bring it back to your blind lady is serious. ”

Baozi seemed to think of the old lady at home at this time, a tiger pounced on the table, picked up the cake and mutton and ran away.

Tie Xinyuan wanted to say that the work was not finished yet, but he stopped thinking about it, and begged Niu San to help him put the box on the cart, sighed and dragged the cart to his house with a creak.

Although my head hurt badly, I was in a good mood.

To do a thing, you must have a beginning and an end, preferably like a ring, only when things are done satisfactorily, can you do a good job.

I have a brain, a small child has a craft, what is lacking now is strength, and it must be the power that I can control, without this power, even if I can't have a complete team, Tie Xinyuan feels that by adding buns, I can make a perfect ring.

Of course, it would be better if Baozi was not stupid, but this must also be said the other way around, if Baozi is a little smarter, it is not difficult to enter the army to get an official and a half-position in his appearance, I heard that the Great Song Dynasty army recruits forbidden troops, and only likes to be stupid, not shrewd.

Dragging people into the water is to suffer from thunder and thunder.

This is a principle that everyone recognized in the previous life, and it applies to all bad guys who intend to do bad things.

dragged the cart into her own yard, and the little princess, who was lying on the city wall and looking down, suddenly became happy, and shouted for Tie Xinyuan to look at the city wall.

After Tie Xinyuan raised her head, her small mouth opened wide and she didn't speak, and the unicorn-like shape of Tie Xinyuan with a big green bag on her head frightened her.

The little princess leaned out a finger and pointed to the Tie family's house, asking if the wound on Tie Xinyuan's face was caused by his mother.

"My mother never spanks her face, she only spanks her with a bamboo board, and the injury on her face is an accident."

"I'll just say, my aunt is a very good person." The little princess is very polite, as long as there are no outsiders around, she calls Wang Rouhua her aunt.

Tie Xinyuan smiled and said: "Your things are done, it's very good, it will definitely make you show off during the Thousand Autumn Festival." ”

The little princess didn't seem to be very excited, but she whispered yes, and continued to feed the puppy, not even bothering to look at the box that Tie Xinyuan dragged over.

Tie Xinyuan scratched the back of his head and said, "You can take the gift when it's ready, otherwise Wang Yan, the dead eunuch, will think I'm lying to you." ”

The little princess put down the puppy and lay on the head of the city, holding the whistle hanging around her neck, looking down at Tie Xinyuan and said, "The gift is ready, can I still blow the whistle and call you in the future?" ”

Tie Xinyuan nodded and said, "Of course you can, just don't let Wang Yan's dead eunuch know, I think that guy always has the idea of finding a chance to beat me." ”