Chapter Eighty-Nine: Recruiting Relatives in a Contest Sixteen
"Hello, big brother." Ling Xia took the initiative to say hello to Ying Qiankun, and then looked at Ying Qiankun with a sincere face: "Little brother has long admired the prestige of Big Brother Ying, I didn't expect to have the honor to learn from Big Brother Ying today, little brother is really honored." ”
When Ying Qiankun heard this, he looked at Ling Xia with a smile: "Flicker." ”
"No fools." Ling Xia sneered: "Since it is a competition, then we can't hurt the harmony, we must uphold the purpose of friendship first, competition second, no matter who wins or loses in the end, we must not let the boat of friendship run aground." ”
Looking at Ling Xia's serious appearance, Ying Qiankun pouted: "Then flicker." ”
"Big brother really misunderstood." With a sigh, Ling Xia squatted on the ground and looked at Ying Qiankun with blinking eyes: "It seems that the eldest brother doesn't know much about his brother, and he doesn't know his brother's real temper, since we have won a group, let's start."
In order to show fairness and justice, and to show the sincerity of my brother, I decided that the eldest brother would choose the content of the competition, palindromic poems, writing couplets, self-portraits, and singing in rhythm. ”
"Just fair fart!" After scolding with a smile, Ying Qiankun looked at Ling Xia speechlessly: "Do you think I didn't pay attention to yesterday's semi-finals?" The four test contents you listed, all of them are what you are good at, buddy, and I don't know any of them.
In this way, if you really want to compete with me, then let's try our martial arts, you and I will fight for a hundred rounds to see whose martial arts are better? The one with the highest martial arts wins, how? ”
"Well------ forget it, I'm not good at martial arts, and if I compete with my eldest brother, I'm afraid of losing." Ling Xia bluntly rejected the proposal of the competition.
Win Qiankun didn't compete with Ling Xia, and Ling Xia didn't dare to compete with Win Qiankun in martial arts, so the two looked at each other silently, and after a while, the other three groups had already started to compete one after another, and Ling Xia and Ying Qiankun were also a little breathless.
When Ling Xia and the two stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, suddenly, Ling Xia saw the wine gourd tied around Ying Qiankun's waist, Ling Xia had a nickname before, called "One and a half pounds of liquor, beer has been drunk." "That's a lot of alcohol.
Ling Xia drank the wine of this era, it was light and light, and the alcohol content was more than 20 degrees at most, Ling Xia once drank a jar by himself, and he was still a little emotional at that time, no wonder those heroes and heroes on TV never got drunk when they drank, it turned out that the wine was boring.
Glancing at the wine gourd that won Qiankun, Ling Xia's eyes suddenly lit up, and he asked tentatively: "I see that my eldest brother is tying this wine gourd all day long, presumably the amount of wine is extraordinary, right?" Let's compare the amount of wine between the two brothers? How about judging the winner by the amount of alcohol? ”
"You're going to test the amount of wine with me?" Ying Qiankun looked at Ling Xia with a surprised expression, looking at the entire military world, who didn't know that Ying Qiankun was invincible? But now Ling Xia actually chose to test the amount of alcohol with himself, and he really didn't know how thick the sky was.
Seeing that Ling Xia really wanted to test the amount of alcohol with himself, Ying Qiankun did not refuse, and immediately agreed, and learned that Ling Xia and Ying Qiankun should judge the winner by the amount of alcohol, Xia Yuanji, Ying Tian, and Zhuge Yiyan were all interested.
Xia Yuanwei ordered the eunuch to bring two jars of ten-pound imperial wine from the imperial dining room, and placed a jade bowl in front of Ying Qiankun and Ling Xia, and ordered Gong'e to fill a bowl of wine for the two of them, and Xia Yuanjian and the three of them acted as referees, signaling Ling Xia and the two to start the competition.
Picking up the liquor in front of him, Ling Xia sniffed it, although the taste of the liquor was stronger than the liquor he had drunk from the barracks before, it was still not good, at best, it was only twenty-three or four degrees, and it could not be compared with those second-pot heads and old baigan in later generations.
Bringing the wine bowl to his mouth, raising his neck, and making a few cooing sounds, Ling Xia drank the liquor in the bowl, he glanced at the opposite side, and at this time, Ying Qiankun had already drunk it, the two glanced at each other, and continued to compete.
One, two, three, four......
When the two of them competed to the fifth bowl, Ling Xia thought that the bowl by bowl was too slow, so he lifted the wine jar, only to see him holding the jar with both hands, aiming his mouth at the mouth of the altar, like a cow drinking a wild spring.
Ying Qiankun, who originally planned to continue drinking with a jade bowl, was stunned at first after seeing Ling Xia's posture, and then, a sense of pride was born from the bottom of his heart, and he poured the liquor in the bowl back into the wine jar.
After drinking a jar of wine, Ling Xia poured over the jar, emptied the bottom of the empty jar in public, and praised it: "Good wine." ”
Ying Qiankun held the wine jar with one hand, turned the mouth of the jar downward, shook the empty wine jar, and said excitedly: "Happy." ”
"Is it okay?" Ying Qiankun looked at Ling Xia provocatively.
"Come again!" Ling Xia replied without showing weakness.
Seeing that the two did not distinguish between the winners and losers, Xia Yuanwei ordered to continue to serve wine, and after a while, the eunuch brought two ten-pound wine jars, and after opening the mud seal, a smell of wine suddenly overflowed, smelling the aroma, Ling Xia raised the wine jar in front of him again, and drank it with a bang.
Ying Qiankun didn't expect Ling Xia to have such a large amount of alcohol, nothing happened after drinking the first jar, seeing that Ling Xia had already opened the second altar, Ying Qiankun was not polite, opened the mud seal, and continued to drink liquor in the jar.
One, two, three, four......
At this time, the two had already competed with each other for four jars of liquor, except for two trips to the thatched house in the middle, the two never left, at this time, the people in the East Palace all looked at the two with dull expressions.
Don't say it's forty catties of wine, ordinary people can't drink forty catties of water, but the two of them actually drank four jars of liquor, I really don't know how they put it in their stomachs? With a wine burp, Ling Xia nodded at Ying Qiankun: "Are you still coming?" ”
"Come ------ come, come ------ come-----" Win Qiankun has a big tongue.
When the eunuch brought two more jars of liquor, Ling Xia grinned a little bitterly, even if this wine was boring, it couldn't be drunk like this, although his brain was still sober at this time, but his stomach couldn't stand it, he loosened his belt, stood up, and Ling Xia continued to raise the altar to drink.
Seeing that Ling Xia was drinking again, Ying Qiankun stood up slowly, knocked and slapped the seal of the jar for a while, seeing his appearance, Gong E next to him had to help him open the seal, and after smelling the wine again, Ying Qiankun almost vomited.
Rubbing his forehead, he drank it while holding the jar, but as soon as he took a few sips, he squirted out the wine with a "wow", and after spraying the wine, Ying Qiankun fell to the ground with a "bang" and fell asleep.
Seeing this scene, Yingtian on the side shouted lightly: "Ling Xia won this game." ”
Hearing Yingtian's ruling, Ling Xia stopped drinking, he put down the wine jar, and wanted to say a few words, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he couldn't control his stomach, and began to vomit wine with a "whoosh".
Originally, half of the wine jar had been drunk by Ling Xia, and under Ling Xia's continuous spitting of wine, the wine jar overflowed after a while, looking at the jar overflowing a slightly turbid liquor, thinking that these wines were spit out by Ling Xia, everyone in the palace suddenly felt a little churning in their stomachs.
"Wow......"
"Vomit ......"
"...... Uproar"
Xia Yuanji, Yingtian, and Zhuge said that Rao is three-person city government was deep, and at this moment, they were also vomited by Ling Xia's disgusting uproar, and no one thought that a good end of a final would be made into this situation by Ling Xia.