Chapter 335: Rats have skin, but people have no etiquette. If people have no ceremony, what is it to not die?

Chapter 335 The rat has skin, but the person has no etiquette. If people have no ceremony, what is it to not die?

I don't know why, Wang Xu used to hate other people's blank looks like idiots the most.

Because when he saw a person with such an expression, Wang Xu knew that he was a stupid person who was slow to react.

And dealing with stupid people is the thing he hates the most, because he is tired.

But I don't know why, now looking at Lu Ai's stupid and stupid appearance, Wang Xu feels a lot better, "Forget it, let's not discuss this, let's change the question." ”

Lou Ai couldn't laugh or cry.

"Do you think I'm a king, or a domineering king?" Wang Xu asked with a smile.

Lu Ai perked up and hurriedly shook his head, "How can you dare to talk about the virtue of the emperor." ”

"You said I was benevolent before." Wang Xu grinned.

"How can that be the same?" Lu Ai exclaimed.

"What? Do you think I'm a tyrant who can only listen to slander and not listen to advice? Wang Xu narrowed his eyes slightly, and his gaze gradually became dangerous.

Lu Ai subconsciously shivered, feeling like a mang on his back, swallowing saliva, secretly thinking about what to say so as not to touch the thunder.

"It seems that this question is difficult." Wang Xu waited for a while, a little sleepy.

"Please forgive the emperor." Luai bowed to the ground, his tone flattering.

"Then I won't embarrass you." Wang Xu said with a smile.

Lu Ai breathed a long sigh of relief when he heard this.

"But." As soon as Wang Xu's words changed, Lu Ai's originally loose nerves tightened again, and he looked at Wang Xu with wide eyes.

"This question is left to you, didn't you say that someone recommended it? Then you just ask him and give me an answer. Wang Xu got up and stretched, and lay lazily on the wooden chair, "If the answer is good, there will be a reward, if the answer is not good, hehe." ”

Lu Ai waited with his ears pricked up for a long time, but he didn't hear Wang Xu's words, but felt his breathing, which gradually smoothed out and grew up, slightly stunned.

Actually asleep?

Lu Ai blinked in surprise and craned his neck to look at Wang Xu's face.

The afterglow of the sunset projected into the house from the window made Wang Xu's already three-dimensional irrelevant reflection even more striking, and the afterglow of the backlight seemed to reflect a dazzling light on his skin, making it impossible to look at it directly, like a god.

Unknowingly, Lu Ai was stunned again, until his legs, which had lost consciousness because he had been kneeling for too long, could not control his balance and fell to the ground before he woke up.

However, Lu Ai didn't care about the numbness and pain in his legs, and his first reaction was to look at Wang Xu, seeing that his long eyelashes were only trembling slightly, and he didn't open them before he resumed breathing, and he grinned silently to express his pain.

It took a few moments to lie on the ground before regaining sensation in his legs, and then he crept up and prepared to leave.

When he walked to the door, he folded back again, took off his half-dried white robe, and hung it on the window, covering the sunset that would disappear by itself in more than ten minutes.

The room without the light source became dark in an instant, and Lu Ai stared inexplicably in Wang Xu's direction for a while, then let out a light sigh and left.

Not long after Lu Ai left, Wang Xu, who was lying on the wooden chair, turned over.

When Lu Ai left Wang Xu's palace, the lights had been lit outside, and the huge bonfire in the military camp farther away was lit earlier than before.

Gaihua sat alone in the gazebo, as if making tea.

Lu Ai walked over quickly, sat down across from Gaihua, and snatched the teapot from his hand.

Gaihua looked at Lu Ai in surprise and exclaimed, "You??! ”

"What's wrong with the Emperor today?" Lu Ai smashed the teapot on the wooden table, although he didn't use any force, but because the raw materials of the teapot itself were not sticky enough, the tea spout fell off.

This is one of Gaihua's most precious objects recently.

Since tasting the deliciousness of various teas, Gai Huabian is very obsessed with the tea ceremony, and secretly burned one himself according to Wang Xu's teapot, but he didn't expect to be buried in Lu Ai's hands before he played for a few days.

"Oh, my dear sister! Ask questions, smash something! This is the lifeblood of my brother. Gai Hua said in a heartbroken manner, holding the broken teapot with a sad face.

However, although Gaihua's face was full of pain, his heart blossomed.

Because Lu Ai was obviously blistered and looked haggard, he thought of his beautiful life in the Linzi Nulu of Qi State.

"Huh." Lu Ai snorted coldly, "It's not been a while since the eldest brother came back, why don't you join the emperor?" ”

"Nonsense, I just came back from helping General Yuchun run an errand, and I was about to drink saliva before I was interrupted by you." Gaihua held the teapot, the corners of his mouth going up and down.

"Big brother's move is too chilling." Lu Ai said with a glaring eye and gritted teeth.

"Now our brothers are under the fence, cautiously begging for life, many unspeakable, Xiao Ai, you know better than anyone else." Gai Hua's browning face became more and more joyful, "But to be honest, if you really don't want to be Xiao Ai, after such a long time, there will always be a chance to signal me." ”

Lou Ai chilled a little. Didn't understand the meaning of Gaihua's words: "Hit the signal? I have long said that the emperor is extremely sensitive during this period of time, and any abnormality may make him suspicious, if I send a signal, what if he thinks we are trying to do wrong? Do you want to drag your brothers to die together? ”

"So, it's also heartbreaking for my brother." Gai Hua's face was full of compassion, "I know that Xiao Ai has been wronged for the sake of his brothers, and he is very kind, and we are unforgettable." ”

"Do you know what kind of grievances I suffered in it!" Lu Aijiao shouted angrily.

Gai Hua's face was full of sadness, "I know for my brother, and my heart aches for my brother." ”

"Okay, next time, I'll replace you to bear the grievances for the brothers." Lu Ai sneered.

Gai Hua's face stiffened, his face changed greatly, he got up and waved his hand and said, "Emperor, it's okay?" ”

"What?" Lu Ai was stunned.

"For my brother's rough skin and thick flesh, his appearance is vulgar, even if he has the heart to serve, he is afraid of shocking the nobles, so let's do it, although the second child is a little obscene, but his appearance is also good, and he is well-behaved, hiss, but the emperor doesn't seem to treat him very well, or change the sixth child, the sixth is the son of Longyang Jun, born in Tianzi and the country, although it has been rough with us over the years." Guy Hua muttered a little deliriously.

When Lu Ai heard this, he suddenly understood something, his face turned red, and he grabbed the teapot and smashed it at Gaihua, "Rats have skin, but people have no manners." People have no ceremony, what is it to not die?! ”

Turning around angrily, he brushed his sleeves away.

Gai Hua reached out and grabbed the teapot, sneered and chased after him, "That, Xiao Ai, what did the emperor really say?" ”

Lu Ai glared at Gaihua hatefully, "Get out!" The books of the sages have been read in the dog's stomach, and their minds are full of pickled filth! Shame on you! ”

Watching Lu Ai turn over and get on the horse, slap the horse's ass and gallop away, Gai Hua touched the stubble and frowned, looking at the door of the palace, "Weird." ”