On that day, spring returned to the earth, everything recovered, the sky was high and the clouds were light, and there was no haze. It's a good day for waves~~ to travel. The bored author strolls listlessly on the riverside water platform, rubbing ~ rubbing ~ on this smooth ground ~~. Stop, stop, the author looked around with resentment, and was in a dull mood, and he really had no intention of being a demon.

In March, the sun is warm and the grass grows and the warbler flies in spring.

The buds are waiting to be put in the peach blossom fragrance, and the willow branches are green with the wind.

Pedestrians come and go, occasionally stop to listen to a few fishing uncles on the shore steps talking about national affairs, or occasionally there are a few unruly drivers honking their horns on the side of the road. There are no beauties in front and back, left and right, and the author sighs heavily and walks slowly. Seeing an old man wearing an apricot yellow robe playing Tai Chi in front of him, he shook his head and said secretly: "This old man, the pig's nose is inserted in the onion - what kind of master is pretending, playing Tai Chi, playing Tai Chi, Tai Chi clothes do not wear what robes, play styling." Isn't it that the pension is higher than the salary I get for working hard, and as for exercising, I am also equipped to show off my wealth. Energetic? ”

It was too late to say that it was fast, in the author's expectation of the inevitable encounter, and the old man was gradually approaching, only to see that there were flower beds on all sides of this platform, and in the middle of a circular place made of transparent glass, there were several watermelon triangles separated by the author's unknown yellowing metal, which was very clean, only a slip of flowers against the shore wall was slightly dense.

Under the author's sideways gaze, I saw the old man take a breath and get up, and said to the author: "You have something." ”

Author: "Ah, no. ”

Old man: "You have something on your mind. ”

The author wanted to say that it was about your, but he was afraid that it would be a big trouble to disrespect the old man lying there angrily, so he had to say: "Ah, it's really okay, I just passed by to make soy sauce." I'm leaving."

The old man smiled: "Drinking water and being choked with sweet potatoes and falling flat to buy lottery tickets is just one number~"

The author was taken aback, stared at the old man with wide eyes and stuttering, and said: "Uncle, how do you know? ”

The old man: "Small punishment and big commandment, to set an example, I hope to know the way back, don't be reckless and indulgent"

When the author saw such a text, he also said: "What the old gentleman said, Xiaosheng was confused, and he didn't understand the deep meaning, and he still hoped to teach me clearly."

Old man: "I don't know if you remember yesterday." ”

Author: "What? There were so many things going on yesterday that I don't know what you're talking about. ”

Old man: "Think again. ”

The author secretly thought to himself, except that he got up yesterday, didn't brush his teeth, crossed the street, picked up a penny, and was reluctant to hand over to the police, looked back a few more times, MM's long legs went grocery shopping, followed someone's little cucumber, slept on the bus, snored, didn't give up his seat, and deceived the little sister next door's lollipop........ Otherwise, there's nothing special, don't be this old man fooling himself. Suddenly, a spirit, a pat on the head, remembered that a woman called yesterday, saying that the phone number was the same as her own number, it was really a great fate, about a reunion, the result...

Thinking of this, the author's eyes couldn't help but light up and he said in surprise: "Are you here to repay the money?"

The old man shook his head: "Definitely." ”

Author: "Then what are you talking about, yesterday except for the people who hacked my money, there was nothing special, I thought those people knew that they had gone too far, and their conscience found that they wanted to come over to apologize to me and repay the money, and they were embarrassed to come to you to apologize and send money on your behalf." ”

Old man: "Think about it and think about it, you really can't remember?" ”

Author: "Excuse me, it's not the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, don't let me guess the riddle." ”

Old man: "Tiangang, how is it?" Remember? ”

The author was surprised: "What's wrong with Tiangang? I know, the characters in the novels I wrote, today I came out to find inspiration because things didn't go well. Now, who are you? Where did it come from? How do you know Tiangang?"

The old man: "Hehe, everyone is for me, I am for everyone, the avenue is three thousand, and all things are incarnations of those who have attained the Tao," pointed to the sky with his hand and said: "I have come from everywhere. Tiangang is my apprentice, yesterday he came to me angrily, saying that someone bullied and teased him, and wanted me to be the master of him, I wanted to turn a big thing into a small thing, and it would be okay to wait for his child's heart to calm down. We will wait for the Qingping world to make a big wave, although the operation of the Heavenly Dao has its own reason, it is not the intention of the little friend, but the little friend coincides with the meeting, in order to fulfill his job. I should stay out of the matter, and I should not interfere with it, but I am unwilling to come rashly, and after this cause and effect between you and me, I hope Xiaoyou will give more consideration to the pen and treat the world more kindly. ”

After hearing this, the author couldn't help but tremble and kneel down in the ground, and the cow cried bitterly: "I thought that everything in the book was what I said in the game, not true, and I didn't want it to be true." Great Immortal, God, I was wrong, I didn't mean to flirt with the nobles, but the writing style is naturally like this. Spare me, let me go, I won't dare anymore. ”

The author hugged the old man's thigh with a handful of snot and tears, and cried: "The gods please!" ”

In the old man's coughing and awkward turn to dodge, the author saw that his snot was two feet long and unsightly, and he was afraid of being scared to stain the old man's clothes, so he reached out and stroked, wiped his hands on the ground after stroke, and continued to crawl forward to the old man.

At this time, the author only felt a strong force from his neck, and he carried himself off the ground, and only heard a high-pitched female voice in his ears: "It is not allowed to promote feudal superstition, and it is not allowed to deceive people and defraud money." Lang Lang Qiankun, a society ruled by law, how can you tolerate crooked and evil ways and arrogance, don't cry young man, everything is decided by your aunt. ”

The author turned his head with difficulty, and found that it was the aunt of the community patrol next door who had seen a few times in a bright red armband, and forcibly shook his head in the still difficult: "Auntie." It's not feudal superstition, he's really a god .... Ah, no, it's me who has a relationship with my grandfather, and I'm learning acting from him. ”

The aunt was skeptical: "Really." ”

Author: "It's more true than pearls." ”

The aunt looked at the old man: "Is that the case?" ”

The old man replied with an embarrassed face: "Yes, this kid, the performance is a bit too much, it's too academic, it scares you, I'm really sorry." ”

Aunt gently put down the author and said: "Okay, for the sake of your unanimous affection, whether others believe it or not, anyway, I have the right to believe it, but" Auntie's voice raised an octave "If you still have abnormalities, I will invite you to drink tea and talk in detail, if you find that you are really engaged in feudal superstition, then everything you say now will be used as evidence in court, and then the crime will be added to the first, don't blame me." ”

Author: "No, we are the successors of socialism, staunch materialists, and after the founding of the People's Republic of China, we understand and strictly abide by the stipulation that we are not allowed to become fine drops." ”

Aunt: "Well, this is the best, the young man studies hard with your teacher, and when he becomes a big star, don't forget to sign his aunt~"

Author: "Okay, yes, what, aunt, you're busy, I'll continue to learn from the teacher, you go well, you go well." ”

Aunt: "Okay, I'll go well, I'll go well, you can continue to learn... Hey, I can't walk well, and I'm all blindfolded. He pointed at the author with his hand: "You, if you don't pay attention to hygiene, pollute the environment, and you will be fined five yuan." "Author"? The aunt nodded at the snot on the ground: "You wiped that." ”

The author was stunned: "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I was too excited to pay attention just now, Auntie, I'll correct my mistakes immediately, please let go." Stretched out his sleeve and wiped it on the ground vigorously, smiling at his aunt with a sincere face.

Aunt: "Don't give me this useless, if it is useful to apologize, do you want the police to Kaha?" Be right, you have to know that it is not your actions that are punished, but your actions. Fines are not the goal, the purpose is to fine money! Cough that~ The purpose is to promote you to develop a good style of life and be a qualified and good citizen in the new era of eight honors and eight shames. ”

Author: "Auntie and Auntie, I'm a good citizen, I have a big stack of documents in QQ space, four citizen certificates, top ten outstanding youth certificates, best boyfriend certificates, good citizen certificates... That's a lot."

Aunt: "Roll the calf~ Bully the aunt is old and doesn't go online." Sister is an old Chinese medicine doctor, don't brag to me. I also have it, the four beauty certificates, the lady certificate, the mature woman certificate, the cute certificate, the gangster sister ......" (Ka The author of this book flashed urgently, inserted a number of advertisements, and then wiped the cold sweat on his face, and secretly said I'll go, it's good to come in time, I don't know if it's hard now? All those involved in crime and politics, pornography, gambling and drugs are all taken, and the author is enough to get this book I don't know if I can write it happily, Auntie, why are you also adding to the chaos, and I am worried about killing this book all at once. ）

Aunt: "Hey, I was deaf just now, and I felt a little empty." Who am I, where am I, and what am I going to do? He shook his head as he spoke.

The author cautiously said: "Auntie, just said that the testimony,"

Aunt: "Certificate? Oh. Yes, I remembered, just now you said that you have a network certificate. Let me tell you, the certificates on the Internet are all fake, and the real certificates are bought. Now if you look for the police, the police won't give you a good person certificate. It's useless to fool me. I don't recognize physical evidence, only human evidence, the RMB is the most positive, and the others are all blind ghosts~"

The aunt glared: "I warn you again, be honest and pay the money honestly, otherwise I will cut you!" ”

The author trembled with fright, and only said resignedly: "Auntie, I know it's wrong. It's not good for me to correct it, I want to give money, but I really don't, you see, my pockets are cleaner than my face. ”

The aunt shouted: "Raise your hands, don't move"

The old man who was listening quietly next to him was startled, and the author was even more unlucky, raising his hands high, and his legs trembled like chaff.

The aunt said softly: "Don't be afraid, as long as you let me touch it." ”

said that it was too late, then fast, I saw that the aunt used the suspected long-lost Jianghu mastery "flower picking without shadow hand" to turn over the eight pockets on the thin velvet jacket in front of the author with the momentum of wind and thunder, and in the blink of an eye, she turned behind the author and searched for a total of six pockets in the back, and quickly inserted it into the two trouser pockets in front of the author's only remaining big pants.

The author's face had just completed the transformation from white to blue and from blue to red, when he shouted: "Don't !! "The voice is terrible, shocking and crying ghosts!

I saw the waves of the river horizontally, only to hear the banging sound on the road on the shore, a few wails in the sky, and the old man next to him also fell a foot, and the aunt had already flashed to the side when she saw this, sighing and dripping: "How can you say hello to this child?" Don't you understand the truth that it's good to be at home for a thousand days, but it's hard to go out for a day? Why don't you bring money with you when you go out? ”

The author sobbed and said: "I brought it, but I spent it, a set of six egg drop pancake fruits, a pair of cute trays" I saw the author raise his foot - a brand new plastic base cloth printed with pink cute pig pull board is so dazzling "I remember I remember that I still have two dollars, I remember to buy a lollipop and return it to Nini, maybe it may be that after I kicked the stray dog, it chased me and ran away, I went back to look for it for a long time and didn't find it." ”

The aunt was speechless, and said for a long time: "Then you can call home." ”

The author is embarrassed: "I have temporary transient amnesia, I forgot, woo"

Aunt.....

The aunt thought for a long time and sighed: "Okay, I'll be a good person again, I won't force you to give it if I don't have money, and I'll give you accommodation." But the principle of things can not be given up, punishment is still punishment, otherwise you don't remember to eat or not, you can take off this pair of cute supports" quickly bend down and raise your hand, and take the author's cute support into your hands" As the successor of Lei Feng, it is still incumbent on you to help children in difficulty. Cute ask me to leave the money and I'll give it for you.,Okay.,Don't thank me.,The matter is over.。。 I won't bother you about it. You go on. However, you are not allowed to engage in feudal superstition, and I will still pay attention to you.... No need to like, that's my duty, I'll go. ”

Looking at the aunt who was leaving quickly, the author was petrified.......................

After a long ----- in the old man's coughing, the author came to his senses, his knees were weak, and he wanted to hug the old man's thighs, and he had to give up when he saw the old man's desire to dodge: "Old man, ah no, my uncle, the fairy master, yes, the fairy master is above, please forgive me."

The old man: "You haven't made any big mistakes, you don't forgive, I just teased you a little in line with the principle of punishing the former and treating the sick and saving people, and told you that meritorious deeds must be rewarded, and faults must be punished." lest you make mistakes in the future because of your out-of-the-box personality and don't know it, although you mistakenly think that no one knows and you are lucky. You must know that Skynet is magnificent and sparse, and good and evil will be rewarded in the end. "In your opinion, the Tiangang incident is still a trivial matter, nothing more than a momentary pen and ink game, but you don't know that it has a great impact on future generations, and yes, how can you blame you for not understanding the different visions of different worlds."

The old man said: "The so-called: one flower and one world, one tree and one Bodhi, the world, there are no wonders." DID YOU KNOW? The world in the book is also the real world, it is not that you want to write a book, but that the book wants you to write. In this world, you have your own character, your life path, and the real world characters in the book also have their own character and their own path. If you impose changes and give words and actions to the characters that do not match their personalities and identities, it will not only confuse and surprise people, but also cause great harm to the characters,。。。 For example, if you are now in a world that is also written by other people, and you are used to writing like a duck, croaking when you have nothing to do, and you like to eat grass, do you feel comfortable? Is it suitable? ”

The author blushed: "Duck, eat grass~" couldn't help coughing

Old man: "Look, you don't think it's right, right? The old man continued: "The old and the old, the young and the young, and the young, compare your heart with your heart, and do not do to others what you would not do to yourself. You talk nonsense just because the content is wonderful, and you get ups and downs just because the story is fresh and legendary, but you don't know that fate will happen, and once you write down, it will be someone else's life......... Boom click................ crackling......................... "I've been talking about it for a long time (the author of this book can't make it up)

The author nodded his head, if he pounded garlic, he was honest, he was afraid of seeking talent, if he was eager for his son, he was a good student, eager to learn, and enterprising, and listened attentively

The old man coughed lightly: "I have talked so much, do you have any feelings and thoughts to tell me?"

The author couldn't help nodding: "Yes, listening to the teachings of the immortal master has benefited me a lot..."

The old man smiled lightly: "Then what do you feel when you come one by one, for the sake of listening to my speech with a pure heart that you have been barefoot for so long, if what you say is true, I will teach you the method of golden fingers, so that you can avoid taking the crooked road and end the book perfectly, and help you enter the road to becoming a god as soon as possible." ”

The author was pleasantly surprised: "It's not extravagant to become a god or anything, but the method of the golden finger that the immortal master said is really the method of the golden finger, do you really want to teach me?" ”

The old man: "The monks don't speak, if you behave well, I will do so, and it will not be in vain." ”

Author: "A word is not enough to express my admiration for the immortal master, and I will write it in the immortal master, and ask the immortal master to look at it." Be pointed. ”

Between the words, I saw the author pick out the treasure that the aunt didn't find just now from the pocket of his underwear, and he was reluctant to easily use the drip rough toilet paper and the 2B pencil tip he picked up, stroke by stroke, deleted, modified and modified, and personally wrote out the following paragraph:

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Thanksgiving to the immortal master for not abandoning or giving up, through many obstacles, not far away? Come and dial me. During the meeting, the immortal master pointed out the mistakes and shortcomings I had made one by one, criticized and corrected them, and gave me earnest teachings. I was greatly touched, deeply disturbed, regretful, ashamed, and ashamed. After reflecting for a long time, the mouth suddenly opened. I am determined to change my mind, change my past, no longer do the waves of the day before yesterday, be an honest person, write books in a down-to-earth manner, face everyone with a new and sunny look, and write a good book that makes eight billion readers worthy of being entrusted for life~ On the premise of respecting the characters, the writing is wonderful~............................................... Here, I also hope that all relatives and friends will closely monitor and supervise diligently, so that I can seek the true scriptures as soon as possible and achieve positive results for the benefit of readers............................................... Regards, that salute, hereby, that salute.

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The author Yan Yan asked, "Immortal Master, do you think it's okay?" ”

The old man smiled: "Although there are shortcomings, the heart of reflection is still acceptable." ”

The author hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Then, can the method of the golden finger mentioned by the immortal master be granted to me?" ”

The old man nodded and said, "Since you have decided to reform your ways, I should teach you the method of the golden finger to help you." ”

The author couldn't help but smile, his eyebrows were overjoyed, and he was ecstatic: "Wowhaha! Golden fingers, stone into gold, immortal law in hand, gold mountain I have, thanks to the Jade Emperor Taishang Laojun such as the Buddha Allah Jehovah, thanks to KTVMVA.V, thanks to the government, thanks to the leadership, thanks to the eight billion readers, what virtue can I have, there is today's blessing, this is everyone's support and love, only today's blessings. Today, if I learn the immortal method, I should walk thousands of mountains and swim thousands of rivers, point out all the stones that can be pointed, turn mountains into gold mountains, and strive to buy the United States, Japan, Europe and Russia as soon as possible........ Ruling the world and maintaining peace forever will not be divided by race or national borders. Let my dear 8 billion readers have a house to live in, a car to drive, travel every day, and eat good food every day. If you want to go to the moon, go to the moon if you want to go to Mars, eat cut cake if you want to eat cut cake, and eat tea eggs if you want to eat tea eggs. By the way, and myself, I'm going to buy the shop I went to that day, and let that girl do it there, I eat and she watches, I drink and she stands.... It's wonderful to think about~~~"

Seeing this, the old man was stunned, his face changed, he looked like he couldn't laugh or cry, and muttered to himself: "The erection is not enough and the plan is not enough, and the rotten wood cannot be carved." After examining the author for a long time, he interrupted the author who was flying his joy with a light cough, and beckoned to the author with a tangled brow and said in a deep voice: "You come here with your ears." ”

The author folded his hands and asked happily; "Didn't you give me cheats to take my own high school exam? Do you want to pass on my mantra yourself? A true sentence is transmitted, and a false transmission is passed on to ten thousand books. Ah! Immortal Master, you are so good, I love you! As he spoke, he leaned over and leaned over his ear.

Not too close, he could hear the old man's angry voice coming: "I'll pass on your formula..... I'll pass on your uncle'!!" I saw the old man fly up a foot, the author has taken advantage of the situation, flew to eight zhang away, the whereabouts, what is particularly annoying is that the place is the middle of the river, poof, the author fell into the river in a not very elegant drop posture, although he drank a few mouthfuls of river water, fortunately the author has learned to plan. In the ups and downs, the author asks bitterly: "What is the formula?" I didn't hear it too clearly, Immortal Master, you say it again. ”

The old lady with the red armband, who was lingering in a circle not far away, suddenly saw such a situation and hurriedly rushed over, shouting loudly as she ran: "Catch the bad guys!" There's a bad guy kicking someone down the river! He waved his hand vigorously at a few flowers next to him, pointed at the old man and said: "Sisters ~ jump out ~ don't let him leave ~" and then jumped high and rushed straight into the river, and said in a coquettish voice: "Young man, hold on, don't be afraid, see my beauty saving the hero!" ”